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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by sexyfella
Ther is some seriously gruesome genitals on there bolt

yeah you'd still shag them tho lol lol
Quote by jamnat20032003
hey dont blame meat
it was me alison
wouldnt want you to lose your chance because of me meat

ya bloody arse licker lol
they always picking on me but its ok i will be seeing pebbles next week so i will have my revenge :twisted:
as for that bloody meaty u just cost yourself a shag in the wearhouse lol

Quote by dargento
mmfff

thought that was an offer then was getting all excited hump
I would suggest not putting anything on it but what the doc has given it you, trying such things as oxy etc will just irratate it and make it worse, lost of creams that woman use have perfume in it which again will just anoy it lol, it make take longer to clear using the cream u was given but spots and rashes on can scare if you mess with them.
Quote by jamnat20032003
why are you envious DD

i think she means cause they are getting more sex than her lol
lt them keep it i'd sooner have a hot bath and a cuppa anyway rolleyes
hump hump
Quote by sharon_2005
I'm only 24 what do you expect :twisted:
Its my hubby i feel sorry for lol

why is he a old git? :grin:
I think you should take a pic lets see what we think lol
but on a serious note if its something you want to do for you then do it if you feelyo u will feel better about yourself
I have a freind who had a boob job, nothing big and silly, shes very slim and had no boobs at all really and she was always paranoid about it as she had always been teased while growing up, so she saved and had them done i think she only hd a B/C cup nothing OTT but the confidence it gave her was great.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
awww meaty are they calling u ugly m8 :therethere:
and i could have told u all that had you asked lol

just cos your a 'double bagger' is no reason to be jealous of my stunning good looks smackbottom
oi poke i was sticking up fpr ya
am i allowed to be nosey?
if u usually swing as a couple why are u looking for a swinging partner?
its ok you can say piss off alison you nosey cow if you like biggrin
Quote by rimscar1
we`ve advertised , but not posted, and we`ve had some intriguing replies.....hello to those of you we`ve had some initial talks with biggrin
they will know we have logistical problems getting "out there", so just to keep us "informed" with virtual and theoretical experience we ordered the "XXXXXXXXXX" dvds.
Now we`ve no idea what the consensus of opinion is about these but we enjoyed them like this....................
and we know its verging on desparate, and its a poor substitute, but hey, you get it where you can.........
essentially, very dark room, 1 pc with 5.1 surround sound, she sitting on me, volume up to realistic level.
holy dog batman, its as if you`re there!! With old Mr. Steele saying "suck his C***" every two seconds in a surround sound stylie, it sounds as if you`re really there, and you feel your heart beating a little faster!
Its an experience to try before you mock, bit like a visit from Mr. Hand to Mr. Maggot when the Mrs isn`t available............
Now we`re off to skip with the fairies and pixies in fluffy lala land where all our dreams come true...........................and harsh realities of being working parents do`nt seek to hobble our every move!!!!!!!!!!!!! :doh: :doh: banghead banghead
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how i have a small child i can can as a rule speak fluent rubbish but all i cn say to that is
:shock: :shock: :shock: wtf??
Quote by barewolf
Considering the prevalence of serious attacks on women (and young girls) and the publicity it generates, it is surprising how many potential victims you see. In my local town is isn't uncommon, in fact it's very common, to see women, young women, walking along dark roads light at night dressed in very lttle. And while I don't think a girl's dress or lack of it is an excuse for someone to take advantage of, I think these girls are leaving themselves wide open to attack.

That a direct quote from you, saying 'in you opinion' they are potential victims cause they walk alone late at night with very little on, thus leaving themselves wide open for attack
so how can u say what i have quoted below, when u have quite clearly said that girl dressed in very little are leaving them selves open to attack?

Quote by barewolf
I have never suggested and would not consider suggesting that women change the way they dress or who they are in order to stay safe. It's not what I said. Why are you still dwelling on it?
Quote by barewolf
remove the potential victim from the scene and there will be no victim!

You see the problem is sex offenders should not keep getting realised time after time, there was a case a few years back where a guy had been in prison 13 times b4 he got life for and murder of his 14th victim, now my question is why was he allowed back onto the street so many times b4 he got life? you say remove the victim i say remove the criminals, there was talk of this 3 strikes and your out sceme, in such cases of and child abuse that should be the case, surly after being in prison 2 time b4 its obvious these people are not going to change there way so when do you say enoughs enough? after 14 rapes and a murder?
I'm sure you mean well in what you are saying BW but in every posting you have put its been about the woman changing her ways, in the clothes she wears and the times she goes out, victims are indeed very offen blamed for their attack you only have to listen to the way they are treated in court to realise that, offen asked question about their sexual history and what they was wearing at the time, even bringing old sexual partner into court as caracter witnesses, what does it matter? does it matter if i have a 15 man gang bang every night of the week and chose to go out in a thong and thigh high books? does that mean some guy had more of a rights to me that a nun? no it does not!! so why do they ask you such questions? if the woman is not to blame why does it matter what she had on or how many men she had shagged in the past? and on occasion men who have women have walked free because they paint a black picture of her and say cause shes had many sexual partners in the past her word cannot be trusted, and b4 you say things like that do not happen believe me they do!
Quote by Wishmaster
aint this the proceedure that makes it smaller and neater, and the bloke in the burns unit gets the left overs for a new set of ears ???? :grin:
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rotflmao :laughabove:rotflmao :laughabove:rotflmao :laughabove:
oh come on wishy that jokes almost as old as you lol
Quote by devondelight
We've never posted an ad and never replied to one, there seem to be much easier ways of meeting people.

I have to agree with this. I think there is too much effort in trying to arrange meets through ads. Its so much easier to go to a club smile
It depends on what you are looking for and what your circumstances are.
I am married but in a celibate marriage .. hubby is ok with me meeting someone but he doesn't want me to be sleeping with a string of fellas I don't know.
So going to the clubs on my own would not please him and scares the **** out of me to be honest. Its horses for courses.
DD
clubs are very scary places till you actually go to them and realise that all the images you have of them are just not true.
Speaking of chameleons which is the club we use the most because its so close, its very relaxed and has private rooms, noone will pester you for sex and as a rule most men will ask b4 joining in even in a open room, tho i do admit in some rooms it can get a bit like a cattle market, but if your new you just avoid them rooms. Its not a scary place, u are able to chat at the bar and get to know some one and then go off to a private room on or own and lock the door. Personally i think its a ideal place to meet people, u don't have to mess about swapping pics, chatting on phone, arranging a meet, worring if they will like you when u do meet etc plus i quite like the cattle market effect at times
:twisted:
Quote by devondelight
Yes being new here I spent 2 weeks looking in the forums and at the ads too ... wrote to some people .. and posted a bit but seemed to get off on the wrong foot so I posted an ad myself .. within 24 hrs my inbox was groaning and so was i ... 3 weeks later and a sore typing hand later I still haven't found what I am looking for nor had any sex with anyone from the replies. Maybe I am being too fussy but I know what I want .. just don't think placing an ad is getting if for me as I see the 'come out onto the moors and bend over the bonnet of your car for me for a few minutes brigade' seem to be the main repliers to my advert. I did say in it I was not interested in one night stands but well as a lot here have already said ..the vast majority of the men take no notice of what is written ... I can't understand why they then wonder why they have no luck rolleyes
DD

a lot (very lot lol ) of single guys on here are married and cheating and most do only want one night stands, they go thro the adds and just fire a load off hoping they will get at least one meet out of it, the emails u get are porbabily the same and the ones he had multi sent to another 20 email addresses which is why they are usually not what you are after.
Quote by curvyvenus
I started this thread as a newbie who wasn't sure how the scene worked and whether my BBW curves would be appreciated. Jjust for the record, I've come across a couple of swingers clubs/parties that have specifically said I'm NOT welcome as they prefer "young and attractive people" - startlingly bigotted and short-sighted but from the encouraging mesages posted, clearly not the norm for the scene which is great.

There was a club that opened near me about 2 years ago, swinging club i mean that only allowed women in a size 12 and under and under 35, lasted about 5 months b4 it was bought out and now is a swingers clubs that is open to all.
sorry can't see the point in it myself dunno
but then i'm quite happy with my bits the way they are (see add 58264 for a seek peek lol )
but like anything its your body so if you want it go for it, i can just think of better things to spend my money on
Quote by Darkfire
so this fridays out the question then?? :haha:

'fraid so NN - unless you/someone with a bit more experience/more well known wants to take over and organise something and I'll come to you?! lol worship
s'ok i'm working anyway lol
We have a add but never get any replys to it rolleyes
i have never replyed to a add, like dawn as a rule i/we only meet people we have already met at munches/parties or when we go to clubs, i find its a much easier way to meet genuine people, i have never met anyone thro the adds to be honest, i once put up a add in the single fems board asking for a bi guy to go to chams with on bi night and within 15 mins i had 30+ emails all from guys offering me something different to what i had asked for, mostly str8 men and guys who would rather meet at my place rolleyes so i just don't bother with the adds section, now if i want a bi guy i go to chams on my own and take my pick of whos there lol lol
Quote by freckledbird
Oooooooooo I've just had one of those 'I didn't want to meet you anyway' emails. BUT she said would my hubby like to meet her anyway, have some real fun instead of shagging a fat cow? :shock:

lol lol
i had one of them once a young skinny bird offered to meet my hubby so she could show him what hes been missing cause she felt sorry for him having to shag a fat bird who didn't make a effort for him, then went on to giving me a lecture on why men play away its cause after marrage most women let themselves go so their hubbies look elsewhere confused
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've met Thomas, hes a nice guy, if he slips me a tenner i'll say hes a very nice guy lol

I've met Thomas too but you cut a crap deal. I'm getitng £20 for saying he is lovely :lol2:
thats fighting talk.....
rolls sleaves up......
i'm offering £20 and a bj.....
hang on i'm doing summat wrong here confused confused