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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK
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Quote by tattyxpx
I'd like to think I would be more of the "lets shower/ bath together" brigade
ohh never though of that now thats crafty
Oi tatty ya stink m8 fancy a bath :P :P
Hunny if its warm and bubbly.. i'll see you there
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:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
you just know how to tease a girl
Well i've had you hanging out my bedroom window naked having a fag at so you may as well share my bath as well
Quote by rogerthedragon
Another one of mine that involves the kids which anyone who knows me will have already heard as my hubbie takes great pleasure in telling everyone
Many years ago when my eldest was only about 4ish we nipped over to the hubbies parents house cause Paul had to do a jon for his dad, anyway a small job turned into a big job as it does with you men and daughters number 1 started moaning she was hungry so Pauls mum offers to do her some beans on toast to see her till we get home, so off they go to kitchen, my nipper in tow to help and as her Nana put the food on the plate our Cheyenne pulls on her skirt saying "Nana you havn't done that right, u have to scrape the toast in the sink first"
no secarets with kids is there
It sounds like your toasting skills are about on a par with Bluexxx's cake making ones. :twisted:
Its bad tho when ur kids actually think scraping it is part of cooking toast lol
Another one of mine that involves the kids which anyone who knows me will have already heard as my hubbie takes great pleasure in telling everyone
Many years ago when my eldest was only about 4ish we nipped over to the hubbies parents house cause Paul had to do a jon for his dad, anyway a small job turned into a big job as it does with you men and daughters number 1 started moaning she was hungry so Pauls mum offers to do her some beans on toast to see her till we get home, so off they go to kitchen, my nipper in tow to help and as her Nana put the food on the plate our Cheyenne pulls on her skirt saying "Nana you havn't done that right, u have to scrape the toast in the sink first"
no secarets with kids is there
Many years ago when my eldest was only about 4ish we nipped over to the hubbies parents house cause Paul had to do a jon for his dad, anyway a small job turned into a big job as it does with you men and daughters number 1 started moaning she was hungry so Pauls mum offers to do her some beans on toast to see her till we get home, so off they go to kitchen, my nipper in tow to help and as her Nana put the food on the plate our Cheyenne pulls on her skirt saying "Nana you havn't done that right, u have to scrape the toast in the sink first"
no secarets with kids is there
I had this nightmear about 11 or so years ago when my two eldest was still in a pushchair, we used to have a double pushchair and i think they was about 1 and 2 at the time and i was walking home from my mums and a drunk driver mounted the pavement and squashed the pushchair with my kids in it between the front of the car and a brick wall, had it about 3 or 4 times and was so horrable and seemed so real i got rid of the pushchair and got a new one cause i thought if i didn't have the pushchair the dream couldn't come true 
Ohhh i have loads most involve either swinging or the kids lol
Worse one was we was in the bus stop a while a go and stood next to this rather large lady and my then 3 year old daygher was eyeing up this lady who was stood right in front of her and bum to eye level, anyway after a few mins of eyeing up this ladies rather over sized bottom my daughter shouted out "mum look at that ladies fat bum" turning bright red i tried to shut her up and told her not to be so rude, only the more i told her to be quiet the louder she got shouting "but she had mum look at her big bum" fanaily the bus come and i though thank god to that, got on the over crouded bus and sat down, only due to the lack of seats the same lady stood right in front of us with her back to us and my daughter shouted "look mum its the lady with the big bum again" i didn't know where to put my face
Worse one was we was in the bus stop a while a go and stood next to this rather large lady and my then 3 year old daygher was eyeing up this lady who was stood right in front of her and bum to eye level, anyway after a few mins of eyeing up this ladies rather over sized bottom my daughter shouted out "mum look at that ladies fat bum" turning bright red i tried to shut her up and told her not to be so rude, only the more i told her to be quiet the louder she got shouting "but she had mum look at her big bum" fanaily the bus come and i though thank god to that, got on the over crouded bus and sat down, only due to the lack of seats the same lady stood right in front of us with her back to us and my daughter shouted "look mum its the lady with the big bum again"
i didn't know where to put my face Quote by Wishmaster
Maybe your suffering a delusional tendency and they weren't really looking at all.... or else they WERE looking but wondering why YOU were staring at them!!!
lol well u have a point, if u know they looking at you u must me walking round looking at them and if u walk about looking at people they will look back, try just being with the woman u have gone out with and 4get the rest and i think u will find it will stop
I think single can swing however saying that i find far to many people ie married and cheating, use swinging sites as a quick lay site, now to me they are not swingers, being a swingers means more that getting a shag from a swingers site if that makes any sence
But with the right attitude many single make good swingers
But with the right attitude many single make good swingers
