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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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As i said its been a fair while since i went and i have been told that there are some new areas there, maybe i should go back for another look as it may well have changed a lot since then, went we went it was just a case of the guys pulling their trousers down and having a shag, maybe since the new areas have been there people get more naked i don't know dunno
Its only a 5 mion drive form me so maybe i should make the effort to see what its like now days lol
Quote by Wishmaster
I've been to Chameleons in Birmingham which is a very nice club.
Also Selecta in Bolton - good play rooms.
...and Raquels in Walthamstow .. not overly impressed with it but had a good evening.

chameleons is not in birmingham rolleyes
oh yeah we've been to selecta too lol
Lol .. close enough ya yam yam ... pmsl
smackbottom
do i know you? wink
I think saturdays at chameleons have gone really down hill but then i have never liked couples night anyway, everytime i have gone on a friday its been very busy, sundays seem to be a ok night too, have been to xtasia once and wouldn't go back not really my kind of club to be honest, it does seem to attract a younger croud tho there are a few middle aged and older people go but them that do tend to dress like they are the 18 year olds which i find very off putting, each to their own and i'm not calling them for it but a 50 year old woman dressed like a teenager at a night club just isn't for me, and i don't like the fact u have sex on sofas and noone really gets underessed, tho it has been a while since i went and have been told its had a few new bits since i went, if u like getting dressed up and having a dance then u may well like it but when it comes to playing its nowhere near as good as the rooms chameleons provide, in my opinion anyway smile
P.S what nights did u go when it was quiet?
Quote by Wishmaster
I've been to Chameleons in Birmingham which is a very nice club.
Also Selecta in Bolton - good play rooms.
...and Raquels in Walthamstow .. not overly impressed with it but had a good evening.

chameleons is not in birmingham rolleyes
oh yeah we've been to selecta too lol
I go to chameleons the most cause its very close, saying that so is xtasia, i like chameleons its my fave club just lucky its also the closest
Have also been to xtasia, utopia, le chambre, club 101 but was called daniel house when we went a few years ago now, cupids, partners, Garden of Eden and the private club, i do like clubs tho there are some really crappy ones amoung that list.
If you like xtasia i think u would like le chambre same sort of club, where as chameleons and partners are more towel clubs with pools etc
the camming sections down the hall second on th right :jagsatwork:
oh and is there a echo in here or did u post this twice lol
can i be head newbie frisker for males and females :rascal:
I don't want time and half for any over time wink
I can't even remember who my first meet off here was with confused
but we had been swinging for a few years b4 we found this site.
I do remember the first meet tho was terrable, my advice is if your a newbie never meet another newbie confused
We meet as a couple with a couple neither of us had swung b4 it was one of the worse nights of my life, started off ok but as the night drew on it got worse as it was obvious looking back everyone wanted to just strip off and get on with it but noone quite new how to make the first move confused i never said anything incase they didn't like me so was waiting for them to say something, my hubby never said owt incase i didn't want to so he was waiting for me to say summat, they never said anything cause they wasn't sure if we liked them so was waiting for us to make the first move......you get the picture, so nothing happened all night :cry: i know its easy to say you should have just been open and asked but as new people its very hard to know what to expect and nerves just get the better of you, now days i would just ask outright but we have been swinging for about 5 years now so you do get better with time lol
i think in this game u need at least one experienced person/couple.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Deepthroating AND a Spangly Sig, havn't you been a busy girl

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
cheeky
hey i've had that pic for ages only just learn't how to put pics on the forum tho confused
ok ok so i have got blonde roots i admit it bolt
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Awlright! from wolverhampton
Hi righty :welcome:
the site can be a bit overwhelming, would you like to step into my office for a quick de-briefing :rascal:

Phah, wolverhampton, and u dare take the piss out of me for living in Tipton with your shite football team lol
Anyway :welcome: to the site righty38 nice to see another local wink
your bi you say? :rascal:
Quote by CiscoCat6k
Well i always find that deep throat does down well with most guys wink
not everyone can do it tho

:shock: Deep throat??? wots this NN??? dunno Care to demonstrate so I know what I have been missing??
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: innocent innocent
rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
go on then if i mush wink
awww i am saying nothing :gagged:
cause i really am a crap cook, my limits of cooking is out the freezer into the microwave or send the kids to the chippy lol
I think you did a very good effort m8 and braver than me for posting end results wink
I have a 4 year old and on such boring days when you need to keep them amused i usually just let her get on with it cause she better than me confused
I think your main problem is the amout of men to women, cause there are so many more men the women and couples really can have their pick and tend to go for more well know guys who they know are genuine rather than newbies who may turn out not to be smile my advice is use the forum and get yourself known, when u have been here a while maybe apply to go to a munch etc, they are purley social meet so many guys don't want to go to them but they are worth it as you can get to meet the genuine people and them you and the come back you get from them make them worth it.
i'm proud if i can just get a flat packed wardrobe up for srying out loud lol
no i'm serious them things are not as easy as they look, and they don't look that easy confused
Quote by debz4u
Do women wank watching porn .
I started reading dirty books lol redface then moved onto pics and then vidios now its dvds god i love watching people in clubs am i a perve lol

nah its quite normal m8 lol
I have to admit to doing a lot of one hand typing redface i had my clit hood pierced about 4/5 years ago and ever since i just can't leave it alone i sometimes have to stop myself cause its not really the right time, but hell anything gets me going so watching porn and wanking seems perfectly ok to me lol
Quote by freckledbird
OK this is not a piss-take this I have seen happen.
Have any of you been Vacuumed as a sex act - and no guys I do not mean putting the hose of the hoover on yer dick!!!!
I went to a swing club fetish night and was introduced to a vacuum bed.
It's like a huge envelope with just one small hole that you breathe through.
You are then zipped into it
OK I hear you say nothing strange about that.... well then
the envelope is attached to a vacuum cleaner and all the air is sucked out so that the plastic envelope clings skin tight to the body. The person inside is totally incapable of moving ..... men and women are then free to caress and pleasure the victim however they want.......
Now that is ultra safe sex wink lol lol lol
When you want to release the victim the vacuum is turned to Blow and the envelope frees from the person to allow them to move once more and get out of the envelope

If the 'victim' is incapable of moving, what happens if they change their mind? What if they need to pee before the 'pleasurers' have finished? What if they don't like what a person is doing to them? What if they don't want a particular person to touch them in any way, regardless of the envelope between them?
I think 'victim' is the operative word isn't it?
i would think the type of person who would do this would be open to anything from anyone, it dosn't seem like the kind of thing a fussy person would use.
ok where do i get 1 from lol
Personally i can't see the point in pic collecting
Why don't they just buy a play boys ffs mush easier and the women are far better looking than me confused
serious tho why do people spend all that time and effort into trying to get pics of people when there are thousands of porn sites confused:
Quote by Sexysteph
OK this is not a piss-take this I have seen happen.
Have any of you been Vacuumed as a sex act - and no guys I do not mean putting the hose of the hoover on yer dick!!!!
I went to a swing club fetish night and was introduced to a vacuum bed.
It's like a huge envelope with just one small hole that you breathe through.
You are then zipped into it
OK I hear you say nothing strange about that.... well then
the envelope is attached to a vacuum cleaner and all the air is sucked out so that the plastic envelope clings skin tight to the body. The person inside is totally incapable of moving ..... men and women are then free to caress and pleasure the victim however they want.......
Now that is ultra safe sex wink lol lol lol
When you want to release the victim the vacuum is turned to Blow and the envelope frees from the person to allow them to move once more and get out of the envelope

thats not safe sex tho is it?
surely thats a fetish thing rather than a safe sex thing, mind u 2 for the price of one eh wink
like shopping at asda lol
Cums vacuumed packed for freshness NN :giggle: wink
oooo i take two please lol
Quote by Sexysteph
OK this is not a piss-take this I have seen happen.
Have any of you been Vacuumed as a sex act - and no guys I do not mean putting the hose of the hoover on yer dick!!!!
I went to a swing club fetish night and was introduced to a vacuum bed.
It's like a huge envelope with just one small hole that you breathe through.
You are then zipped into it
OK I hear you say nothing strange about that.... well then
the envelope is attached to a vacuum cleaner and all the air is sucked out so that the plastic envelope clings skin tight to the body. The person inside is totally incapable of moving ..... men and women are then free to caress and pleasure the victim however they want.......
Now that is ultra safe sex wink lol lol lol
When you want to release the victim the vacuum is turned to Blow and the envelope frees from the person to allow them to move once more and get out of the envelope

thats not safe sex tho is it?
surely thats a fetish thing rather than a safe sex thing, mind u 2 for the price of one eh wink
like shopping at asda lol
if someone put gloves on b4 they would even tounch me i'd slap them and go to the bar with you lol
I agree its each to their own i have never said other wise, there no right and wrong its whats good for you, i suppose i was just wondering how many others feel like this couple.
I just can't imagine having sex with someone and having no real contact with them at all, it sounds very clinical to me