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13 Nov 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
In addition some pushy people here see a "thanks but no thanks" reponse as an invitation to start up a "why not" dialogue when it isn't,

i really really hate that its one of my very few pet hates on here, i think its just done to put you on the spot and make you feel bad and change your mind, if someone sends you a pic or you have chatted and they say no thanks its bloody obvious why not.....CAUSE THEY DONT LIKE YOU lol
If someone turns you down never ever ask why not :jagsatwork:

13 Nov 2007

Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
It's pretty much like saying ' shame you don't want to fuck me, i thought you were a swinger!'

only the single guys say that ;)
bolt

bolt

13 Nov 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
and if I label myself bi curious, and have fun with a girl, until I am no longer curious....but then decide its not for me....does that mean i can go back to being straight??

in my personal opinion yes, everyone has the rights to be curious and try new things, if you try same sex fun and have decided its not for you then i can't see how you can be bi, if you was bi you'd have enjoyed it wouldnt you?
I personally never know what to put now days regards sexuality, i was one of the odds women on here, i think most women try swinging to get to meet women, i started with women first and was sexually active with females for about 5 years before i had sex with a man, and thro the early years of my swinging i did use it as a means to meet women, now days meeting women really dont appeal to me at all not sure why dunno

dunno

i think my sexual needs have just changed and i havn't played with a woman for around a year :shock: i put str8 female on my profile as i had no interest in meeting women but then people who have known me a while commented on that as they had seen me with women in the past or even played with me themselves so i changed it to bi female but then you get couples asking to meet cause they after a bi fem confused

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so what do you put? lol

13 Nov 2007

Quote by Pendulous007
If I stick my knob in another blokes mouth/ass does that make me gay? You would think so wouldn't you?
I have straight male friends that maintain that "Your only gay if you take it" Despite finding that philosophy somewhat lacking in sophistication they kind of have a point.

if you only stick you knob in blokes mouths/asses then yes your gay if you also shag women then surely not??
as for your second point i fond that interesting, i have a male friend who counts himself as str8 cause he only shags pre op trannies, but to me if they pre op they still men?? men with boobs that look like women maybe but men all the same so how can that make you str8??

13 Nov 2007

Just put it down to bad experiance and move on like rest of us.
We had a meet with a couple who has been banned a few times but seems to keep getting back on the site with diffarent names confused

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we arranged to meet them and they never turned up, sat in arranged place for nearly a hour even kept going outside to look for them incase they was lost, but they never turned up so we went and later on that day he announced in the chat room that noone should meet us cause i was the a single man posing as the female half of a couple and that my pics where lifted of the net, (which i have to admit i found a bit flattering that he could possabily have though my pics where net pics lol) he posted my mobile number etc in the room accusing us of being time wasters as we didn't show for their meet confused

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Its just one of them things im afraid

13 Nov 2007

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
one of the best ever taste sensations -
MARMITE covered chocolate
yum yum!!

now that i have got to try :rascal:

12 Nov 2007

Quote by H-x
My ad stipulates what I'm looking for, a single male who is local and around my own age and of a cirtain statue because that's my preference. I read all the mail I get, less than 1% of the replies I get actually fit what I'm looking for, should I reply to them all?
H.x

if your a female putting a add up you cant reply to them all. i put a add up in the single fems looking for males section and got hundreds of replies, i didnt even read a lot cause there was simply to many, so there well may have been the perfect guy in there for me but they just get lost amoung the many mails. I ended up taking my add off as i couldnt cope with the amount of mail and the amount of guys re mailing, moaning i hadnt replied confused

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12 Nov 2007

obviously it is!!

12 Nov 2007

While at a club the other night we was sat having a ciggy chatting to some other people when a woman said to my hubby.....its a pity your not bi cause i'd do you with my strap on if you was!! :shock: (don't say much for our topic of conversations does it lol) anyway to this i replied "why does he have to be bi for you to do him with a strap on" dunno

dunno

so she said cause straught men don't take anal and taking anal even from a female makes you bi :crazy: okkkkkkkk so i was confused but didnt want to start a heated debate up so kinda left it at that, but what suprised me more was the amount of people who actually agreed with her and though men who took anal was at the least bi curious

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Personally i can't see where they coming from, if you have never been with a man and don't get turned on by the though of men, assuming your male of course, how can you be bi just cause you like a woman tho whack a bit of plastic up your arse???? :rascal:
And going by them thought if lesbians use toys on each other does that make them bi too? confused

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If a bi woman plays with another bi women but don't use toys are they straight? confused

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It could go on forever couldn't it? lol

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12 Nov 2007

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
when it say man looking for gay female cpl er why ?

i've always wondered that one, i did actually ask a guy in the chat room once why he wanted a female gay couple and if he knew what gay ment dunno

dunno

he said he had met a lesbian couple b4 and they just used his as a live dildo, so i pointed out they was a female couple who was both bi and he replied no they was lesbians they just used me as a dildo :crazy:

10 Nov 2007

we have a ibook G4 never got a cam to work in the chat room yet, have tried a few mac compatible web cams that work on msn etc but never in the chat room, so if you find one let me know ;)

10 Nov 2007

Quote by MrsFC
Funnily enough, I hate men that leave their socks on

Thongs on men......eeeeeek, men spitting on me lovely bits ..............tut!
A good erotic porn film I haven't had in ages.
Most porn is soooo boring, because its so false, and the wimmen are perfect............why !
The men aren't always, and its refreshing to see.
Oh ! does anyone ever talk while your watching porn.... I do.............. but its for the wrong reasons...

men in thongs is just wrong confused

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10 Nov 2007

have you seen the price of it tho :shock:

10 Nov 2007

i went to a ice cream place once that claimed to be able to make you any flavor going they had tuna ice cream on the menu confused

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9 Nov 2007

i was just thinking.....
.....i'm sure these jeans have shrunk in the wash :shock:
which is rather funny cause i though the same about my work clothes last night lol

lol

9 Nov 2007

Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Any film where the girl is forced to chow down on some guys semi-hard steaming turd as it slides out of his arsehole, or endures having her face shit on...Especially if the shit is slightly runny.
Or films where some Eastern European girl is being fucked by dogs or goats or horses, especially the tiny little horses that look like they're out of a Thelwell cartoon.
One's that involve sucking dog's cocks (why do the cocks of these dogs all look so sore?), being pissed on by dogs or horses. Licking cold horse spunk of cobbles already covered in horse piss and shit.
One's where live or (even worse) cold dead fish are inserted into various orifices. Anything involving paraplegics, sawn-off limbs or amputated body parts and dead bodies.
:shock:

Ah, 'Scatty the goat-herd and his travels with mans' best friend', no, I wasn't fussed on that one either, especially the sequel, 'Scatty and the armless red herring'. Shame though, the casting was excellent.
H.x
At least I know who to pass on the porn passed on to me by the local boys in blue now.
H-x, I'll be sending you up the following :
*Scatman and Jacqueline Sprat in The Dead in the
Manchester Morgue
*Pony Club Fuck-Fest
*Fish-Head Betty's Sweaty Crack
*Goat-Herder Whores
*Cold Horse-Milk Slurpers
*Shit Ahoy! II - The sinking of the Titanic Turd
*Beast Master-bator IV - Pussy Cat Cream, Lap it up!
*Boxed Helena
I would have sent you up "Tranny-Farmers" and "Legless and Armless in Beverley Hill" but just borrowed them to NaughtyNymphos...
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ohhh can i borrow pony club fuck fest when you've done :P
actually cleaning the thread up a bit i had a pony girl dvd that was quite good i must admit i got a little turned on at the though of wearing a butt plug tail and a bit and being flogged round a farm yard pulling a trap :shock: i think id look rather good in a black pvs cat suit (or in this case pony suit lol)
Did i really say that out loud bolt

bolt

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9 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
If you want more info about the supported cameras, have a look here;

i have a couple of web cams off a list supplied my mac for web cams that work on apple and indeed they do but they still not go in the chat room confused

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That's strange hun, cos I've got two web cams and both work in the chatrooms. However I have found that you may need to plug in your webcam before you launch your browser, and certainly before your enter the chatroom.
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:doh: you'll be telling me i have to turn the pc on next wink

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9 Nov 2007

Do you just click on the name or do you click the name then click the view profile button after? if you just click the name that is how you whisper smile

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9 Nov 2007

Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Any film where the girl is forced to chow down on some guys semi-hard steaming turd as it slides out of his arsehole, or endures having her face shit on...Especially if the shit is slightly runny.
Or films where some Eastern European girl is being fucked by dogs or goats or horses, especially the tiny little horses that look like they're out of a Thelwell cartoon.
One's that involve sucking dog's cocks (why do the cocks of these dogs all look so sore?), being pissed on by dogs or horses. Licking cold horse spunk of cobbles already covered in horse piss and shit.
One's where live or (even worse) cold dead fish are inserted into various orifices. Anything involving paraplegics, sawn-off limbs or amputated body parts and dead bodies.
:shock:

i best not invite you round to watch any of my porn then rolleyes

rolleyes

9 Nov 2007

Quote by flower411
I know somebody has already suggested it but top of the list for holiday feelgood music is
Rio ---- Duran Duran
Are you gonna go my way ----- Lenny Kravitz

Paranoid ---- Black Sabbath
21st Century Schitzoid man ---- King Crimson
Relax---- Frankie goes to hollywood
Chelsea ---- Elvis Costello

Pantera's versions better wink

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I'm not jesus - Apocalyptica ft Corey Taylor.....i love that song biggrin

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8 Nov 2007

shake n vac :shock:
how can anyone forget that one lol

lol

8 Nov 2007

Quote by helnheaven

Wondered when someone was going to admit to this. It must be a real problem.

i'll tell you a story lol
about 3 years ago we met this couple he was dead excited about swinging and all these woman he was going to shag etc, they went to a club with us, he was unsure how she would be and she did admit she was a bit nervous, only to be expected, anyway she had a ball she was all over the place, on the other handhe was getting very naffed off at the fact everyone wanted his mrs and not him and couldnt get a errection and sat most of the night sulking, now his rules b4 they started was if we happy with it we do it, she was happy and she did, anyway it was clear he wasnt comfy, see like above all he had seen b4 was the women he was going to shag he never saw past the fact the women may not want him but want his mrs instead, anyway they left early and the next day on msn she said they wasnt meeting anyone any more as her fella couldnt handle seeing her with other people but she had a great time and if they changed their minds would look us up if that was ok.......anyway about a week later i was chatting to a single guy on another site he put his web cam on and guess what, it was the male half of this couple he'd changed his name and was posing as a single guy, he didnt realize it was me so i asked if he was married and he said i have a girlfriend we tried it once but she decided its not for her so she now lets me meet alone :shock:
i wonder how many times that happens ;)
I bet this happens a lot!
I often look at people's profiles to try and suss them out, even if it's just a reply to an email, or replying to something they've said in the forum wink

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One of the things that never fails to make me laugh is the number of couples where you just get he feeling that the man is eager to get as many shags as possible, and totting up the possible number. What always seems to escape his attention is that his partner might be just as keen, so when she starts getting shags AND enjoying it, things change.
Suddenly their profiles change so that they are only seeing females and, as if by magic, the female half is suddenly 'bi-curious", which means lots of female flesh for the man. Mmmmmmmm???
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Well, Id never have guessed that there are such naughty people on SH lol

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i know shocking isnt it lol

8 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
Wondered when someone was going to admit to this. It must be a real problem.

i'll tell you a story lol
about 3 years ago we met this couple he was dead excited about swinging and all these woman he was going to shag etc, they went to a club with us, he was unsure how she would be and she did admit she was a bit nervous, only to be expected, anyway she had a ball she was all over the place, on the other handhe was getting very naffed off at the fact everyone wanted his mrs and not him and couldnt get a errection and sat most of the night sulking, now his rules b4 they started was if we happy with it we do it, she was happy and she did, anyway it was clear he wasnt comfy, see like above all he had seen b4 was the women he was going to shag he never saw past the fact the women may not want him but want his mrs instead, anyway they left early and the next day on msn she said they wasnt meeting anyone any more as her fella couldnt handle seeing her with other people but she had a great time and if they changed their minds would look us up if that was ok.......anyway about a week later i was chatting to a single guy on another site he put his web cam on and guess what, it was the male half of this couple he'd changed his name and was posing as a single guy, he didnt realize it was me so i asked if he was married and he said i have a girlfriend we tried it once but she decided its not for her so she now lets me meet alone :shock:
i wonder how many times that happens ;)

8 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
I've got a few specific ones and a few general ones.
Specific
1 Plan Nine From Outer Space - so bad it's good
2 Solaris - just dull
3 Resident Evil - the scariest thing about this was that fact that I was watching it! :shock:

General
1 Anything with Madonna in it
2 Anything with Tom Hanks in it
3 Anything with Robin Williams in it

rotflmao

if you think thats bad watch silent himm :shock:

8 Nov 2007

not thats its a film but anything with jean claude van dam in it, ok hes nice eye candy but lets face it all his films are the same, someone wrong him, he gets trained up, had a fight, looses till last min and makes a come back and win, honest no need to watch any now i've just told you the plot of every single one of his films lol

8 Nov 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
We've been here 4 years and havent managed to get it together with a couple

being a couple finding a couple isnt as easy as it sounds, you have 4 people who all have to get on and thats not always easy, we have met many couples for a drink etc but have gone past that with very few of them.
Thats the main problem....
be nicer then, people may like you more :lol2:

8 Nov 2007

Happy Birthday kiss

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8 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
It has happened, SH has seen a few marriages now.
Sometimes it has worked, other times it hasn't!
However it is frowned upon to actively seek relationships off the scene, esp if your not honest about your intentions. I'm sure you have prob heard some single women and men being given a wide berth for such reasons, simply cause they are actively seeking and 'sometimes' entrapping other swingers to engage a long term relationship with them.
I think some single men and women really should be on dating sites rather then on the scene, as many have no intention of swinging at all. In the midlands room we often call them SWONGERS, or if any of us feel brave, bunny boilers lol.
Saying this though, i have seen some fantastic relationships blossum on the scene. But these couples were never actively seeking each other, its simply a case of them finding something they never intented to find and taking that risk that they never intended to do. I'm very happy for them xx

I'm always puzzled by the people who do this, surely they should be on a dating site. Some even say specifiaclly in their profile that they're not looking to play but desire a more committed relationship. Why be here then?
However there have been many who have discovered their 'other halves' on here and that is really great. We have recently seen couples getting together who have been completely surprised by the turn of events, and that's been a wonderful surprise.
I love it when that happens!
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maybe its cause some are looking for a partner who swings, if you go on a dating site and find someone how do you then ask then if they want to swing? easier to find one whos already on the scene i would have though.
i personally dont see why people avoid singles, you dont have to be single to fall in love i have knows a few couples where one has run off with someone they have met thro swinging, and my hubby had met a couple of women where they have wanted him to leave me for them and one of them was married, and both of then knew he was, so its not only single people you have to watch out for.
As for Furbys question so long as your honest, which you have been by posting this thread, i can't see why you cant find what your looking for, you may have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince tho ;)
Your first point is a good one actually, hadn't thought of that. Although that would assume they still want to swing, and I've seen many who have stopped swinging the moment they get 'coupled up'.
As for your second point it seems to me that it's mostly single guys who are avoided. Or maybe it's just everyone's avoiding me?
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its you m8 lol
nah seriously i think its just the well knows fact thats theres so many single guys on here very few of them are going to get what they want out of this site, personally im happy to meet single guys just most of them want to meet you the second they talk to you and that puts me off
As for people who meet and stop swinging, as a single its easy to meet people and do what you want you have noone to keep happy but yourself, but swinging with someone you care about isnt always that easy, many couples come into swinging thinkings its going to be great and then realise that while they shagging so's the person they love and a lot can't handle that they never saw past gettting their own end away before now

8 Nov 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
We've been here 4 years and havent managed to get it together with a couple

being a couple finding a couple isnt as easy as it sounds, you have 4 people who all have to get on and thats not always easy, we have met many couples for a drink etc but have gone past that with very few of them.

8 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
It has happened, SH has seen a few marriages now.
Sometimes it has worked, other times it hasn't!
However it is frowned upon to actively seek relationships off the scene, esp if your not honest about your intentions. I'm sure you have prob heard some single women and men being given a wide berth for such reasons, simply cause they are actively seeking and 'sometimes' entrapping other swingers to engage a long term relationship with them.
I think some single men and women really should be on dating sites rather then on the scene, as many have no intention of swinging at all. In the midlands room we often call them SWONGERS, or if any of us feel brave, bunny boilers lol.
Saying this though, i have seen some fantastic relationships blossum on the scene. But these couples were never actively seeking each other, its simply a case of them finding something they never intented to find and taking that risk that they never intended to do. I'm very happy for them xx

I'm always puzzled by the people who do this, surely they should be on a dating site. Some even say specifiaclly in their profile that they're not looking to play but desire a more committed relationship. Why be here then?
However there have been many who have discovered their 'other halves' on here and that is really great. We have recently seen couples getting together who have been completely surprised by the turn of events, and that's been a wonderful surprise.
I love it when that happens!
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maybe its cause some are looking for a partner who swings, if you go on a dating site and find someone how do you then ask then if they want to swing? easier to find one whos already on the scene i would have though.
i personally dont see why people avoid singles, you dont have to be single to fall in love i have knows a few couples where one has run off with someone they have met thro swinging, and my hubby had met a couple of women where they have wanted him to leave me for them and one of them was married, and both of then knew he was, so its not only single people you have to watch out for.
As for Furbys question so long as your honest, which you have been by posting this thread, i can't see why you cant find what your looking for, you may have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince tho ;)