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2 Feb 2007

Quote by naughtynymphos1
what do all the other single blokes think about this anyway?

Fact of life ...
My local club has a long long waiting list for single male membership, regardless of membership fee and entry fee... I've ordered my zimmer frame to help me in the queue.
Do I care, not really, I can get the occasional female escort ]in if I want and pay couples entry fees.
you may want to re phrase that :lol2:
but while we on that subject how many of you men do that? use women just as a cheep ticket in? was only on about that yesterday in chat room, i have met a few guys whos asked me to go then just pissed off all night and left me then expected me to pay half to get in when its free or next to nothing to get in alone confused

confused

2 Feb 2007

Quote by Phoenix
what do all the other single blokes think about this anyway?

Fact of life ...
My local club has a long long waiting list for single male membership, regardless of membership fee and entry fee... I've ordered my zimmer frame to help me in the queue.
Do I care, not really, I can get the occasional female escort ]in if I want and pay couples entry fees.
you may want to re phrase that :lol2:
but while we on that subject how many of you men do that? use women just as a cheep ticket in? was only on about that yesterday in chat room, i have met a few guys whos asked me to go then just pissed off all night and left me then expected me to pay half to get in when its free or next to nothing to get in alone confused

confused

2 Feb 2007

My dad was a alcholic untill you know someone whos been there u can never really understand what its like, most people think cause you go out and have a drink with your m8s every weekend you have a drink problem, but i remeber as a child having no electric or food in the house and going hungry for days cause my dad spend every last penny in the pub, being taken off my parents and even then he'd still be sat in the boozer every day, theres not much help out there for such people they are seen as a drain on the system and cause its classed as self abuse no one really wants to help you.
Sorry to hear about your friend tho smile

smile

2 Feb 2007

Quote by Geminifemale
At the end of the day 99% of swingers want single bi fems, couples want them, men want them and other women want them

In that case........fking call me PLEASE
i can't beleive that any genuine single bi female has any problems getting a meet off here, ok i'm married but i meet alone as a single fem and i get loads of pms and even after i'd sorted thro all the winks, one liners and people i don't like theres still quite a few to choose from confused

confused

2 Feb 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
all u need is to limit the number of single guys going to a venue,

They do that by charging more for single males rolleyes

rolleyes

At the end of the day the clubs are there to make money and they know guys will pay more to get in so why would they want to charge less? they also know that women wouldn't pay more and if they charged more they would stop going thus having a effect on the amount of single guys who would stop going and the money they would loose, if u sit and think about it its obvious why they charge more for men than women.....cause men are willing to pay more simple as

2 Feb 2007

At the end of the day 99% of swingers want single bi fems, couples want them, men want them and other women want them so it pays the clubs to get as many in as possable, to be honest women just wouldn't pay as much as men to get in so if they charged as much they would stop going or go with a guy who will pay for them thus scrapping single women, and most couples want other couples so it would greatly reduce the amount of women for you guys to play with so in actually fact they doing you a favour letting them in for free biggrin

biggrin

Also u may have noticed they always charge single women more on nights single guys can't go so that prove they are letting them in to cater for the guys ;)

1 Feb 2007

Why i can't chat on server 2?!!
its very odd but not a new thing, ok i'll try and explain on the desk top i can chat on all 3 servers no problem but on this laptop i can chat happily on server 1 and 3 but on 2 after about 30 seconds it boots me off, now this is obviously a problem with something on my lappy but any ideas what? dunno

dunno

1 Feb 2007

seems quicker to me so not really bothered what it looks like lol

1 Feb 2007

i believe its short for EMOtional punk :smug:
and they listern to such like crap bands as my chemical romance (how the hell did they get to head line download this year is beyond me :shock smile

smile

and fall out boy confused

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see i have teenage girls with said fringes so i'm quite with it lol

1 Feb 2007

Quote by de_sade
wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
p.s. he hasnt charged us this week lol
any other experiences ? dustbin men postman , let us know
liz n james

Shouldn't this be in the 'stories' section?
Bit short for a story, Frex. More of a thought really isn't it? Or a whimsy? Maybe we should have a whimsy section... :idea:
Or a whimsical thought section...
:idea: I know! Flights of fantasy corner...
On the other hand, if the story was a story and the content was true...
How jealous would all the window cleaners who are SH members be?
I bet he'd be really jealous. wink

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lol

hell if that makes sence thank god i'm pissed, well i'm not but i feel it now confused

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30 Jan 2007

rotflmao

@ Philip Schofield
get a emo fringe, go on i dare ya poke

poke

29 Jan 2007

Quote by jaymar
wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
p.s. he hasnt charged us this week lol
any other experiences ? dustbin men postman , let us know
liz n james

Shouldn't this be in the 'stories' section?
I'd thought that lol

lol

me too :lol2:

27 Jan 2007

awww your all heart m8 lol
tongue pull yaself together and stop being sick you selfish sod lol

24 Jan 2007

I'm so sorry to heard your sad news sad

sad

theres not really any words you can say when things like this happen
But we are both thinking of you kiss

kiss

23 Jan 2007

whoo hoo i get another sleazy free night :bounce:
god bless ya lol

22 Jan 2007

I have had guys ask to meet me just going by the pic on my profile :shock:
always makes me laugh that how some men really do want to meet with without seeing a proper pic, i've never agree to meet a guy based purely on a cock shot but seems men arn't that fussy lol

21 Jan 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
you are as young as you feel

Or the one you're feeling wink

wink

in that case i'll take the 18 year old :lol2:

20 Jan 2007

so long as he don't make any more records i don't care lol

20 Jan 2007

Quote by jaymar
love your ad, im a young (25yrs old) cute good looking asian lad who loves fucking white sluts and treating them like the dirty slut u are. i am extreamly horny and woul love to say you?
i sent him a reply back saying im not slut
and no thanks
jo x

Isnt that a racist comment??? confused

confused

Erm ........ confused

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no.
It's an adjective.
If he'd said you're a slut because you are white then it would be but as such it isn't.
You can pretty it up as much as you like Scandal but its still a racist comment to my mind... rolleyes

rolleyes

I agree, which ever way around it is, the abuse of a persons colour or appearance etc., is not on.
but hes not being abusive cause of her colours, many women on here advertise themselfs as sluts and enjoy being treated as such, maybe he genuinly likes white women and gets off on that side of dirty talk sex confused

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20 Jan 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
love your ad, im a young (25yrs old) cute good looking asian lad who loves fucking white sluts and treating them like the dirty slut u are. i am extreamly horny and woul love to say you?
i sent him a reply back saying im not slut
and no thanks
jo x

Isnt that a racist comment??? confused

confused

Yes...I believe so
personally i wouldn;t say its racist, if i said i'm looking for a big black cock would that be me being raciest?
Some guys just get off on calling women names like sluts and maybe think we like it too, personally i think its something you have to discuss b4 you just start using abusive names on women
And maybe he just likes white women :lol2:
then again manybe he is being racist and does think all white women are sluts who knows dunno

dunno

but i think you have to look at all the options b4 you start pointing the finger

20 Jan 2007

Quote by Mallock2006

hang on you have my number and have been to my house too :shock:

And he's not the only one :rascal:
ok ok point taken you lot i'll shut up :lol2:

20 Jan 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I think this is a case of learning from your mistakes here Amber, i think if im totally honest (which i am generally) , you were a little niave to give this guy so many details about yourself so quickly!!

i have to admit when i first read the post my inital thoughs was why on earth did she give someone she met off a swingers site the name and address of the company she works for her works phone number and works email addy :shock:
i have know people on this site for a number of years and class them as good friends but have still never given them such personal details
i didn't want to mention it tho but seeing as you have lol
But I've got your phone number, been to your house and i know where you work wink

wink

ahhh but but but lol
you only have my mobile number, you came to my house to help us help a mutual friend and you only know the company i work for theres about 5 asdas within a few miles of me ;)
And besides that i know your to damn lazy to stalk anyone :lol2:

Quote by Darkfire
show off

hang on you have my number and have been to my house too :shock:
and now every fecker knows who i work for :lol2:

20 Jan 2007

Quote by blonde
Gordon Brown is our window cleaner!
Is that any help to you NaughtyNymphos?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ta blonde ever helpful per usual kiss

kiss

:lol2:

20 Jan 2007

Quote by Mallock2006

however personally if it was me i'd have gone and left my hubby to have fun with them if they only wanted him but each to their own eh ;)

Yeh but doing a runner and leaving him there doesnt quite mean the same thing now does it NN rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

PMSL you know me to well redface

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20 Jan 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
I'm sure Jade is just too ignorant to realise what effect her behaviour has had around the world. I don't suppose she ever watches the news so she probably will have to have it explained to her who Gordon Brown is.
No doubt her PR machine will push her into overdrive with all sorts of stunts to attempt to make up for what has happened - yes, probably including going to India, (although she has been there before, as those clips from Living TV on the news showed) but she won't really understand what has happened, she's just too stupid.

whos Gordon Brown? :shock:

20 Jan 2007

Quote by Srne
I think this is a case of learning from your mistakes here Amber, i think if im totally honest (which i am generally) , you were a little niave to give this guy so many details about yourself so quickly!!

i have to admit when i first read the post my inital thoughs was why on earth did she give someone she met off a swingers site the name and address of the company she works for her works phone number and works email addy :shock:
i have know people on this site for a number of years and class them as good friends but have still never given them such personal details
i didn't want to mention it tho but seeing as you have lol

20 Jan 2007

Quote by Xjxkx
wouldn't bother me at all, infact i'd even ask them to pass some bog roll under :lol2:

What if they said no? :twisted:
i'd just have to drip dry i suppose confused

confused

20 Jan 2007

yeah have to admit i have read all about it in the papers but knowing what the medias like i tend to take everything they say with a pinch of salt!

19 Jan 2007

i bloody hate big brother and i bloody hate that Jade to so the combination of them both makes me feel ill lol
not watched it so can't comment confused

confused

19 Jan 2007

we met a couple many moons ago on a reqular basis for a few months, after about 6 months they asked us if we wanted to all move into a big house together so they could help us bring up our kids as she didn't want to have kids of her own as she said it would ruin her figure :S
that was the last time we met them for some reason lol