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niceguysdoexist
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
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Talking of former forumites .......It's made my day to see the legendary and much revered Missy posting again. Dear Missy has been the sponsor of so many coffee on the screen moments.
Missy you lovely creature you welcome back.kiss
Quote by sara_gra
I never wear lip gloss Nicey............so I will volunteer as the non lip gloss sample...purely in the interests of market research of course!;-)
This is Sara btw !!

Hi Sara ...so glad it wasn't Graham lol I'd love to to have you as my base line I must warn you, however, that I may have to take many samples from you to ensure there is no significant standard deviation in the the control point .
I hope my sampling technique is a lot sexier than it sounds
:lol:
Well I have to agree the Japanese cars are going to figure high in the reliability stakes although possibly not so cheap if something does go wrong.
I have to agree with Tan n Kinky don't dismiss Skoda Octavia, Superbe or Fabia they are ostensibly made from Volkswagen Golf and Passat parts but have a better build quality. They tend to be in cheaper insurance groups too. I have an Octavia which has done 120,000 miles and it's just sailed through it's MOT.
Sadly I don't kiss enough ladies to have the response to this on the tip of my tongue .
My loin feel( that's similar to gut feel only hornier)is that I would prefer non glossed lips to kiss.
However in the interests of market research I am willing to kiss endless amounts of ladies with and without lip gloss on!
...thats lip gloss on the ladies I mean lol
Quote by Lost
Of course I see myself as a bit of an outcast, more your sort of BBC radio 4 presenter biggrin]

Losty I get more of a Terry Wogan feel about you matey lol
If this were a Cafe it would serve me up a nice Latte right now ...and that ain't going to happen is it so for me its a forum.
Anyway "Kafay" ....wasn't she the bird who gave Heathcliff a less than memorable blowjobdunno
Heathcliff , it's me , it's Kafay; cum on now ...wow how woo woo woooooo
Quote by Clubpartypeeps
lol
join the club, broke my arm in two places!

oh dear sorry to hear that ......was it perchance....... Chelsea and Brighton ?
dunno
I have been in two conversations since the advent of new year with totally unrelated persons and found that my views that all races creeds and colours are equal and should be treated equally only to be told that all muslims are of that nature amazed me ...do I have to start fearing what I say and to whom .... vote for the BNP and one day we may all have to watch what we say.
Quote by anais
Happy New Year to all - hope 2010 is a sexy, funfilled year for all... me especially :lol2: :lol2:

I hope so too because you're a gorgeous and very sexy lady , Haopy new year anais xx
Quote by sara_gra
Would you believe it...I have woken up with a very sore throat now!!!
Sipping hot honey and lemon drink as I type :shock:
Sara

I knew I shouldn't have whispered you in the chat room :sad:
Hey Thanks all for the suggestions .....unfortunately the honey remedies are out as I'm diabetic.
I'm also avoiding the whiskey one as I've never forgiven it(nor has my stomach) since it got me very very pissed as a young man.
I have been told about the salt gargle by many but my throats been so excruciatingly painful its frightened me off that one ...coward that I am . I have found that all the cold remedies dont work for me.
So far I have found that Solpadine gives me about an hour and a halfs releif from the pain but als its 4 hours between doses sad
Going to try Witchy's Corsodyl if I'm not better tomorrow.
Oh and I am avoiding having any solids in my mouth currently so blokes patent salt gargle applicator is out of lol the question thx. :lol:
Hope I get more than the 2 hours sleep I got last night tonight
As it's getting mighty close to xmas and it would be an awful shame if something cropped up to spoil the event I thought I'd pop this thread up so people could post any problems they've got that might compromise ones enjoyment.
as is usual the thread starter gets first go lol
I got the mother and father of all sore throats right now its even spread to the back right side of my tongue.
Has anyone any suggestions for some relief so that I may swallow again without fear.
nb I am not a great fan of whisky
Ay up matey a very happy birthday to you ...
You know what they say ...life begins at :-
40 50 60 70 (delete as appropriate )
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Have a wonderful birthday and may it herald a new year of wonderful adventures and fabulous experiences.
Ngde
xx
It seems to me these events are loved by all who attend . I would be very grateful if I could attend the next one .
Thanks Ngde
I consider myself straight as I don't get turned on in anyway by thoughts or sights of male on male sex. I note when I am in chat rooms and put on my cam(face only) I usually get more guys watching than women . God knows why ...they must be bored stiff(ahem well not stiff lol). Having checked a few profiles because I'd assumed these were gay guys they seem to be split roughly 5050 between bi and straight males. Not sure why a straight male wants to watch my ugly mug on cam ...but each ti their own I guess
Logging on to my e-mail today and........
I've got a job :bounce::bounce::bounce:
17 months at bloody last .....wey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Isn't the fact that he managed to hack into such a sensitive and critical system of huge importance to the USA and the rest of the world. Imagine the complacency that would exist around these systems if we didn't have guys like Mckinnon and the consequential danger of vulnerable systems at that level is unthinkable. He should be slapped on the wrist and employed immediately.
I think we should have a little empathy with Tiger's missus after all she shares some of our affinities .....well allegedly she's into Swinging clubs!!
Quote by markz
my minge froze and started slapping against my forehead. !!!

When it starts to slap your forehead it really is time to trim.......rolleyes
Couldn't agree more ....:shock:bolt
Quote by flower411
VAT lady got here at 10 this morning and has just left !!
We got a clean bill of health and congratulated on our efficient record keeping !!! :bounce:
I`m a very happy bunny lol :lol: :lol:

:sad: That's another employer doesn't need me then !
On the plus side I have my first interview on Friday and I've been looking for months! :lol:
What ??? :shock:..
You bump off VAT ladies for a living ???
No I meant you obviously don't need an accountantbook keeper.
But now you come to mention it I bet I could make a decent living disposing of Vat inspectors ...it strikes me as an entirely honorable profession wink
I find when I come across ladies who love to snog men they make an exception of me :sad: lol
If I responded to adverts I would skip rapidly over anyone asking for an exceptional male as I don't consider I have any claim on any level to that title.
Quote by flower411
VAT lady got here at 10 this morning and has just left !!
We got a clean bill of health and congratulated on our efficient record keeping !!! :bounce:
I`m a very happy bunny lol :lol: :lol:

:sad: That's another employer doesn't need me then !
On the plus side I have my first interview on Friday and I've been looking for months! :lol:
For many buildings insurance is just becoming unaffordable. Companies are increasing premiums out of all proportion of the owners ability to afford them. It requires a national solution to a problem that once again hits the poorest the hardest.
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nice guy, you aint never gonna see a balance sheet because if one was available, we would all see where we are being robbed and that could cause a whole lot of trouble. people would see who was benefiting the most from state welfare and it certainly aint the poor.

In part gulson this is what I was getting at .
JTS many thanks for your figures they are illuminating.I agree with your points on pensions the country simply cannot afford to maintain public pensions schemes on their current bases. Benefits earned to date should be locked in but future benefits should be moved to defined contribution and thus putting a ceiling on future cost to be borne by tax this was missing from teh queens speech ....what a surprise!
What I would like to see is an income and expenditure statement that explained what made up the deficiency of 11%ish of GDP in 2009-10 . Not just a statement that Tax revenues fell and public expenditure increased but a line by line make up of income and expenditure resulting in this defecit.
I had major issues with an aunt and ended up having to pay £28000 to the local authority and a further £11000 to the taxman as they had been paying her a pension credit. This was ruled as being not appropriate as she had a small annuity which she got for signing over 25% of the equity in her house. It's crazy because her weekly outgoings at her own house were in the region of £150/week when she went into residential care her outgoings went up to £600/week.
As far as I recall eligibility was means tested and it varies by local authority. In South Wales it was something like if you had more than £12000 in assets ...including cash, bank accounts and the value of your house (if you have any equity in it), then you have to fund your own care(and they can force you to sell the house to meet the debt).
Finding out the appropriate information is a nightmare as it is not easily gleaned without experienced help.I am a reasonably intelligent guy but struggled woefully to find or understand the rules.
Age concern or citizens advice would be my advice ....you could hire an experienced solicitor ...but if like me because you own a house you are denied legal aid and the alternative of failing and being left to pay your own costs is far to terrifying to consider this route.
Best of luck I hope you fare better than I did.