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noladreams
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
UK

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Quote by Andrew_2013
The avatar wasn't there when I read the post!

Yes, just added hastily in case people thought I was an imposter ;)
I can't find any of my old bloke threads actually... they've been zapped... unless I'm doing it wrong!
Leave it with me! kiss
Quote by Andrew_2013
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:

Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
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Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position? rolleyes
My sausage is tesco value
And your arse? :grin:
Angel Chat - let's share? ;)
:bounce: Can I play? :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Make a big space- just back from a BBQ and full of sausage :mrgreen:

Oh, so that's why Bloke was late too? :rascal:
Quote by MikeC

i am widey's bitch.......didn't he tell you we have been having man love for a long time now

What's 'man love' and would I like it?
:grin:
You may do bloke.....
Tho I am taken by widey......
I'm sure widey would share you happily Mike! Esp with B1oke :twisted:
Just because you want to watch
<<< pulls up chair :giggle:
Quote by Andrew_2013
I can't remember the shortcuts for any emoticons..... but I can still suck cock like a trooper - can I stay a while please? lol

blast << that one is : blast : FYI & all that wink
Quote by Andrew_2013
3) A certain trip to Chorley with Noladreams - 'nuff said ;)
Bloke ;)
xxx

Oh. My. There may have just been some localised throbbage reading that! :rascal:
Brilliant.
From the blasé ground rules being set in the car, to the random break midway through the evening where we both sat giddily chuckling, much to the bemusement of the rest of the pub. :giggle:
And, y'know, the 'oh fuck yeah' moments :twisted:
Happy, happy days!
Quote by Andrew_2013
1) Mal taking me Dogging in Lancashire one cold winter evening, promptly getting lost in the fog, a couple getting their Jag stuck in the Dogging car park.. oh how we giggled
2) Going Dogging with Polo on several occasions and scaring the pants off 'straight' guys (literally!)
3) A certain trip to Chorley with Noladreams - 'nuff said ;)
4) Discovering bluexxx wasn't a bloke after being on the site for a month!
5) Freckledbird taking me under her wing and taking me to my first social in Manchester - JudyTv trying to take me home from said social
Bloke ;)
xxx

Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyy! passionkiss
Quote by Freckledbird
*strips off and gets ready to dive bomb into the jacuzzi*

:happy: :bounce: Whoop whoop Frecklicious! passionkiss
Quote by MikeC
Another thread I cant find.....lets start off.....
my vote is for essex wideboy

Ok... if I remember, we all have to PM essex34m (to give him his full name lol in case any new folk want to play) and what, ask him random things? Say outrageous things? Dare him to do things?
:twisted:
Quote by Rubato_and_Hope
Hello Nola. I appear to have at least one hand free - what would you like me to do with it?

Oooh, I can always do with a neck massage and, y'know, feel free to wander :twisted:
Quote by Calista
wave Large glass of red please tea bitch!

Cali, I *love* your avatar pic. Always have. passionkiss
Now, is Postie's 'stool' some sort of thinly veiled innuendo, or is/was it an actual stool? dunno
Quote by bluexxx
This the cafe bing split into two is annoying but I have just bumped a massive blast from the past.... Go see in the other forum :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I've moved them - anything you need moving just let me know.
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Thanks ... I'm trying to find the flashing for swinging heaven one but I don't have a clue when it was other than either 2004 or 2005, and we talked such a lot then, so many threads!!!!!
I'll do some digging too wink
Quote by Rubato_and_Hope
Hands Hope a bottle of cider.
Stands around looking like a spare part, but with a slight smile.

<<<< We've not met. I'm a new-ish (sort of) oldie.
Now, don't be a spare part... come and lend a hand :rascal:
Quote by bluexxx
This the cafe bing split into two is annoying but I have just bumped a massive blast from the past.... Go see in the other forum :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I've moved them - anything you need moving just let me know.
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Quote by poshkate
Any room for a little one? Could do with a drink and a dip in the jacuzzi smile

:happy: Hello lovely!
Quote by bluexxx
13. The competition where people wrote "swinging heaven" on their body parts and photographed themselves in public places

Oooh, now this one sounds fun! :giggle:
Quote by Midlandsman1970
Evening folks im out and about with most of it hanging out but will check in when I can ;)

Midlandsman1970, I don't think we've met, but nice avatar! :twisted:
Quote by MikeC
The hot tub is on, the beer is being pored and I am being Tea Bitch smile

Are you in your maid's outfit then, tea bitch? :twisted:
It's a lovely evening here and I'm raising a glass to Neil :cheers:
Now, when does this place get properly going? :rascal:
And where's the naked butler? lol
Quote by Angel Chat
Bumpity bump.... wink
Little Gem is SUCH a bad influence on me! I only wanted to see the church lol

Now that's a quality bump(s) right there! sillyhwoar:
Quote by bluexxx
And how could I forget....
Dino doing me doing JudyTV (avatar challenge)
Me dressing up as JudyTV for one NW Munch and Neilinleeds thinking I was RebeccaTV lol

Oh the Avatar Challenge is the absolute stuff of forum legend... worship
I wonder if it is still lurking in the vaults for us noobs. :twisted:
Quote by MikeC
3) My lack of parking skills

Something tells me there's a story behind this one.... :rascal:
Quote by MikeC
5) me naked in white socks having a play in someones garden

We need photo proof in t'other thread! :rascal:
There seem to be a few old faces (and other bodily parts :rascal: ) around the forum at the mo.
So, let's celebrate SH and swing-folk in general & share your best SH (or associated) memories.
I'm currently pondering... although a certain dance routine at the Wigan Munch may just be up there with my favourites! rotflmao
Quote by bluexxx
I feel soo old - 1 week off our tenth SH anniversary lol
I can't remember my very first avatar but I did have this one for quite some time.
Hello to all those I haven't spoken to in ages :wave2:
Jas
XXX

Hey, it's your ten year anniversary TODAY!!!!!
That surely deserves some sort of celebration... shall we pop some forum corks?! drinkies :cheers: :rose: :drinkies:
Quote by Earthchild
brings a warm feeling to your girlie bits it does! when my avatar is approved i shallb e whole again!

Will see what I can do! wink