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noladreams
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
UK

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You can press the report profile button, give us some info and we will investigate.
Sometimes there are genuine reasons for the male half of the couple to be doing the online stuff, sometimes it is clear that it isn't a couple and we get that sorted.
Just give us a shout and we'll do what we can.
However, more generally speaking, when meeting a couple the advice is obviously to speak to all parties etc before meeting.
Do let us know though, as Mods we do our best to weed out the misleading profiles but we can't spot them all without folk reporting them.
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Quote by fakeagent
A variety of shots as in, 6 breast shots?? Only teasing noladreams you have a great profile. And I don't hear many men complaining about pics of breasts either... wink

After I wrote that I nearly put a p.s. saying "but I really shouldn't complain given my profile!" lol
My pics are generally self-taken... and y'know, the boobage is just perfect to aim at :rascal:
Hmmm, I don't love looking at cock pics, but I don't loathe it either.
What I prefer on a profile though is a variety of shots so you get to see other aspects of the person, rather than just a cock wink
Quote by sandybeach1
And The Real Thing were singing "Now you`ve got the best of me come on and take the dress off me" rotflmao

lol I like this version!
Quote by NotTheReal01
At the side of the packed upstairs dance floor in the Electric Ballroom in Camden. :twisted:
(I got her to wear my leather coat so she could ride me while I sat in a chair)

Naughty!
:welcome: to the forum!
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
79% while Liza was only 65 % redface
>>>wonders does this make me the slutty one :uhoh:

Erm, yes Rob, it does :twisted:
Quote by Lookin2bFilmed
Hi and :welcome: to the site!
Hope you guys find what you're looking for. Shame you're not more local :rascal:

Hi,
We split our time between the Sussex in the South and Manchester, so not always that far awa y wink
You have mail :wink:
Have you clicked on the dogging tab above?
You can search through locations there.
Quote by postie
Yes... that makes you our tea-bitch.... biggrin
(MikeC is going to be gutted he's out of a job...)

Tea-bitch, huh? :twisted:
Erm, whaddya need me to do? Get the brews in & flirt outrageously? :rascal:
Hells yeah, count me in! wink
Quote by postie
8 years.
dear God!! blink

8 ... plus :shock:
I'm such a noob in comparison :giggle:
If you look in the Let's Meet Up forum, there is a social in the Midlands coming up. Why not sign up? Socials are a chance to put faces to names etc and maybe get the lowdown on the local scene.
Or, why not make a weekend of it, and travel to a club slightly further afield. If you don't like it when you get there, you could always leave and still have a naughty night in a hotel, just the two of you.
dunno It can be hard to make the first meet or to go to the first event... but it's all good fun once you take the plunge! wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
... and I'm not sure if I know who noladreams is...

Think Nola started using the forums after your final ban- after she broke all the men and proved she could out gobshite most of us here (no mean feat- i noticed my post count earlier redface) we decided to let her stay and gave her some shiny mod buttons
:giggle: Meaty, I *love* this... I may have to borrow this as my new signature!
Postie, I don't think I've had the pleasure... but t'is awful nice to be sort of virtually acquainted with a forum legend wink
Quote by essex34m
Like many people, we take each other for granted. I went to an airshow this weekend, and met up with a couple of friends I have not seen for 8yrs. You always think they will be around, and say "I must go and see them soon."
I have to change my way of thinking for a number of people.
If I do this, then in a perverse way, I have Neil to thank. I can honestly say he is, in some small way, influenced me.
Thank you Neil.

This. I was thinking the same this weekend.
All too often we get caught up with 'life' and lose track of the actual people in it.
I'm defo going to try to rectify this.
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Quote by flower411
Hmmmm ..... looks like a rift in the space time continuum !!
Think I'll get off to bed and it'll all have gone away by morning ....

Nah... c'mon flower, let's play! :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
well well, love what you've done with the place peeps wink
Good to see some very familiar names, it's like I'd never left lol
Hope everyone's been keeping ok xxx

passionkiss Pete!
Marvellous to see you.
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Quote by swing_fun_cpl
Where's the bar???
:cheers::cheers::cheers:
Omg It's been along time since i've seen my arse as my avatar :giggle:

And a fine arse it is too!
As for the bar, I could rather go for a glass of wine but alas I am still technically working.*
*(and perving on here. I multi-task.)
Quote by Resonance
Until then I'll be quietly dribbling in the corner..

You, quiet?! lol
I joined SH back in 2006.
It took me an absolute age to pluck up the courage (yes, really! lol ) to make my first forum post.
I was *such* an avid lurker though. I read, laughed and perved vicariously through the epic Cafe threads. Your usernames, avatars and posting idiosyncrasies became increasingly familiar and when I finally went to socials and munches and put real faces to names, it was just great.
I love a good rummage in the depths of the SH vaults. The legendary GFZs of old, the Masquerade Balls, the Locked Thread club, the Avatar Challenges... worship
Welcome back, forumites of yore. Although I know circumstances are far from ideal, it's great to see so many folk back. I look forward to a chance to join in and finally chat with those of you I haven't had the pleasure so far.
:cheers:
Partners is fun, as is the Townhouse.
Have you/did you check out the club reviews over thattaway? <<<<<<
Hi and :welcome: to the site!
Hope you guys find what you're looking for. Shame you're not more local :rascal:
Check out the club reviews over thattaway <<<<<
As Ste-n-Kez said, checking out the website will give you some ideas.
I would say try and avoid going down the 'dutch courage' route, or at least, do it in moderation. Secondly, I'd say set some ground rules between yourselves before you go.
You may find you just want to play with each other - and most clubs have lockable rooms where you can go and do just that. If being watched is your thing, then you may find the public play areas or rooms with viewing opportunities fun.
Basically, I'd say just go and relax. Don't have any set expectations and you'll probably be surprised at how fun/laid back it is.
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Quote by Angel Chat
I have so many memories of him, but one of my favourites will always be *that dance* at the Wigan munch about 3 years ago. Absolute classic lol

rotflmao Oh. Just this. I've actually smiled to myself about this several times since I heard. It seems odd to be smiling, but it was such a funny moment.
worship Neilinleeds: legend.
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