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northeastcoupleuk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · County Durham
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the mrs usually starts it off with the other same again if she gets a single fella in.
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Quote by ann-mitch1mitch said he wad like to shag the trifle but i telt him its arl riddy fooked
put our names down plz hun can we have a bed plz thankyouxxxxxxxx
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Quote by annemacis that in the north east
we can all live in hope lol
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a day before a party and sitter sorted mm touchs wood with fingers crossed
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Quote by Dave__Notts
Why not a boys calendar?
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Cos I would want to be on it..............and it would put everyone off their dinner
Dave_Nottsits ok dave mara ill tak ya place :lol:
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oor lass talks in her sleep i just leave her as i cant get a fookin word in anyway 
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i once won a rock n roll contest when i was drunk mind i arny went to the bar for a bag of salt n shake
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i used to love it when a few of us off here got together used to be a laff it dont seem to happen much now last years got really spoilt home stuff and got stuck some where i couldnt get back from so ended up worried most of the neet n went to beed this year aint sure what we dein but least we will be together this last cpl of months been a shit one so in with the new
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me m8 taking the piss oot me on crutchs then falling flat on his ass in the ice :twisted:
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got spender (jimmy nail) here to watch been after it for ages :lol:
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Quote by tyracerits mint as fook la and more twists than oor lass
im watching the complete series of the shield. blimey its violent.
after that try 0z a box set bout a prison ,,now thats violent Sex God
Quote by ann-mitch1hi mara merry xmas to ya from us both xxx hey mitch has she learnt to swear ya nar propa yit
To everyone in the NOrth East room we would like to wish everyone a merry xmas and a Happy New year hope everyone has a good one xxxxxx
ann-mitch1
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talkinh of haggis i went to school trip to eddy zoo and there was a meal on to scranning this piey thingy bob was cany nice to la asked what it was haggis the reply from the basid teach any way for years later i kept thinking this was haggis 20 odd year i aint had haggis as the piey thingy bob was a ......scotch fookin pie la
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Quote by Dave__Nottsdave how can ya have half a pig or cow they have 3 letters
Why can't women judge sizes or amounts? Or is it just Alex?
It is 11 days to go before Christmas and the kichen is overflowing with food. The freezer is packed out, the cupboards are so full we have had to start loading on top. I am even thinking that the cupboards may need extra supports added at the bottom to take the weight of food. There is only four of us but enough food to feed a fecking continent. Not only the amount but individual pieces are extremely large.
I have had to put away half a bloody pig in the freezer..........and the piece of beef she brought home for Sunday dinner looked like half a cow. She told me "It isn't that large.....and it will shrink when we cook it". Like feck it will. Even if it shrank by half it would still feed half the estate. Her excuse was that it was half price. I would have paid half the price for the size we usually get.......not Alex......she spent the same amount and got the extra meat.
So we sat down for tea with this beef on Sunday...........and sandwiches for lunch at work today..........and fecking tea tonight.........plus I have fed the local stray cat that comes in for a feed, and its fecking mates and I am still left with something that resembles the hind leg of a cow. I have got that fed up of beef I have wrapped it and put it in the freezer......thats after trying to make room by pulling and pushing and stomping and pressing till I managed to get the fecker in.
I just give up.
Dave_Notts
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cheers peeps got a connection bit hit n miss la bored as wat la tells dear as fook foods cackypoos think if ya surrvive the food they hoy ya in for the op got beat 2 1 off fella in nex beed playin eyespy didnt think that was bad till fuund oot he was blind,12 at neet watch dvds on lappy munchin chocy bad crack when ya wait till 12 at neet to munch so nne 1 asks for any lol had more scans than a tin of beans in asda la anyway ops sum time tomoro its either try repair or by pass by another vein told surgen up to him as didnt wana gan to public vote or id probs get fooked by the twins :lol: ppl wees been in big thanks and a very big thank to oor lass g wee wadnt nar what id de withoot her love ya more than words can say hun xxxxx
got beat 2 1 off fella in nex beed playin eyespy didnt think that was bad till fuund oot he was blind,12 at neet watch dvds on lappy munchin chocy bad crack when ya wait till 12 at neet to munch so nne 1 asks for any lol had more scans than a tin of beans in asda la anyway ops sum time tomoro its either try repair or by pass by another vein told surgen up to him as didnt wana gan to public vote or id probs get fooked by the twins :lol: ppl wees been in big thanks and a very big thank to oor lass g wee wadnt nar what id de withoot her love ya more than words can say hun xxxxx Sex God
Hi just to let friends know mr north was rushed in to hospital on Monday with a leak in his Aneurysm ,hes been for another scan this morning ,they may replace the collapsed vain with another vain from his body ,or put a tube in ,they don't know wot to do yet and waiting for a top surgeon to give his opinion then he go for the op ,he is in some pain and cant walk far but is happy chasing the nurses lol
tks Mrs north xx
tks Mrs north xx
