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just had a text off c to tell us that mr creams son passed away at 830 this morn am really stunned and m all can say is we thinking of you m8 and can understand the pain you will be going thru am so so sorry for your loss tn g xxxx
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northeastcoupleuk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · County Durham
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Quote by Dave__Nottsjust hope they didnt ask ya for directions la
I hitched from Colchester to go to North Wales in my youth.
My first pick up was a couple who said they would drop me off on the M40 north. Sounded good to me. I was travelling along and they never said a word. So after a while I just fell asleep. I woke to the fellah shouting "WE ARE HERE, QUICK JUMP OUT". In a state of total confusion I just grabbed my kit and bolted out the door. The car sped off and I found myself on the hardshoulder of the M25. I must have snored loudly and they got fed up of it
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oor lass as shes ganin oot for work asking me to keep a eye oot for the things cooking me thinking ffs i cant really smell oot clciked on she ment her fookin cafe on fb
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easy one then tell her ya used to swing ya talked bout swapping theres more things to the scene swapping watching being watched ask her if she would concider going to a club for a look about if she agrees do it , see how she reacts on the night dont ask her to do anything she wouldnt want to if she dont look comfy when ya in ask her if she wants to go if she seems to like it talk bout how she felt when ya go home and how far she would like to go in the scene
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off oot takin oor lass to scare every fooka good job she dont bother on here the noo to read this
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Quote by Kaznkevhow old hun i have autistic son 26 years old de owat for any one the only one in oor hoose can handle the parrot walks the dogs feed them owt to de with animals wadnt swap him for the world ,,,mm now i feel even better :D
Coping better each day with my Autistic son
nine,diagnosed last year,getting used to the stares tuts and my kid would behave of the general public,
boosted my confidence no end that my mum was wrong and it wasnt poor parenting
and he gives the best hugs ever
My eldest son, aged 17, has Asperger's Syndrome (a form of autism) and he's the only one of my biggest 3 boys who still kisses me goodnight every night and will give me a hug if I ask. Funny how everyone assumes autism goes hand-in-hand with a lack of affection.
my boy has aspergers,and yes ppl seem to think autism is some emotionless state,to be honest i had to come away from a post in a forum on another site the whole post was about tourretts and ppl taking the piss i had to keep oot that one like
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Quote by Kaznkevhow old hun i have autistic son 26 years old de owat for any one the only one in oor hoose can handle the parrot walks the dogs feed them owt to de with animals wadnt swap him for the world ,,,mm now i feel even better :D
Coping better each day with my Autistic son
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oh and once give oral to a fem after a curry neet at hers really thout she was mega enjoying it the way she moved
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told oor lass where the glue was 30 mins before we were due on a meet she then glued her hand to her eye ,dont really think the cpl beleived me er excuse :shock:
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was trying to play the spoons ...but oor lass took 1 off me to mak the tea ,,,,end of 
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Quote by hicky
like i said 1 lad aint been in for x amout of months due to work now has been told to go back thru recruitment when he has done 6 tours
For me that would = OC interview or kit back in the stores the cheeky feckers!just had a text this morning informing that 1 night a month is on quarter pay followed by another 1 asking who wants to gan ski ing
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used to be irish, then i met oor lass and wished i was deaf :shock:
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the text i got from oor lass telling me the new puppy i bout her had got upstairs on the bed and shit arl owa her when she was a sleep :lol:
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Quote by hickyi aint argueing owa it mara just an idea as i have seen funds wasted when the lads are crying out for gear ,or like i said 1 lad aint been in for x amout of months due to work now has been told to go back thru recruitment when he has done 6 tours
Northeastcoupleuk.......any of our bashes or activities now are run by company funds to keep some cohesion come april when the financial year begins and the bugets are replened.
My feelings are if the forces are to be kept in theatre then fund them and the support properly however carrying on with "whatever is at hand" and a can do attitude is what makes our army stand above most others.
Moving money from one hand to the other to fund afghan isnt what I or I assume anyone within the forces wants but a correct level appropriate to the tasked being asked of it/us.
I wouldnt want to deply as an MFC having done no Mor shoots for 18months(since I last shot(81mm), more by the next range)!
If we didnt have the economic situation that we have the regular army wouldnt have such good recruiting figures to replace the people either PVR'ing or unfortunatly injured.
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Quote by hickyall training has now been cancelled ,last week a lad who has been on 6 tours ,and aint been in for 11 months due to working away was told he now has to go back thru the basic training what a waste of money for some one who has been there and done it ,there are meetings all over the ta centres this week for all the cut backs on training everything in lockdown but theres letters and texts(sent to all ta members phones now)asking for dates for deployment.
In addition to above, we've had a 20% cut a the start of the financial year(courses cancelled and only authorised ones in support for next years
FTX).ALL training cut except two tuesdays a month for MATTS(tests ) catchup.
Only the people who've been booked onto or had a course cancelled and done most of the available days can qualify for bounty.
I've read the emails and delivered it to out PL I'm just a screw, headshed and CoC couldnt be bothered!!
We've just got back a coy from afghan who've suffered multiple injuries with luckily only 1 shot(not seriously thank god)(another on FTRS hit the papers with a round through his helmet(unscathed)).
We're supposed to provide for our reg BN next yer for herrick and another FP coy in roughly 12months.
Those in reg Bns who read this it IS NOT a whinge, feet on the ground are what matter not stab vs arab we both need each others support.
I was going to stick my hand up for next years herrick but not with this level of none training.
Pity.
IED threats have been covered and the kit is top notch the meeting on tuesday just gone all training courses are now just exspenses only and non payment for attending .mind most the ta centres in the north east area have been empty and started to send most to one centre ,but they are still going to pay new recruits to get the ever declineing numbers up, ok its to save money to help the boys in afgan which is the point but at the end of the meeting they asked about ideas for the xmas party ffs ,hey why waste money on a party when they trying to help the lads out ,a good idea would be to audit all ta centres buget and take x amount % and put this towards helping our lads out there just a idea
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Quote byall training has now been cancelled ,last week a lad who has been on 6 tours ,and aint been in for 11 months due to working away was told he now has to go back thru the basic training what a waste of money for some one who has been there and done it ,there are meetings all over the ta centres this week for all the cut backs on training everything in lockdown but theres letters and texts(sent to all ta members phones now)asking for dates for deployment.
The question remains can we stop it? Funding is being withdrawn from the TA training, just to maintain our forces in this war. That is the same TA that will be sent to fight. Does the army have the funding to do the job? Should we be putting troops into African wars, just because 'it is going wrong'? Indeed, can we?
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Quote by elsa1968mrs elsa " hi t congrats for being a grandad.....oh whens she due" er shes 2 weeks old elsa :lol: :lol: :lol: that was one of the best of the neet :lol:
yeah c me elsa did get wrong when he sobered yp so he would remember it
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Quote by himnher65i saw mr foot his foot doon :lol: my question was did he have any black eys on the morn
Thnx for another fab party, had a brill time shame we had to go when we didwas just gettin started
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Quote by mrs-cream123well i was gana sing it toya on sat neet but when ya turned the tv up...to liston to the minutes silence wat was the point the book just gets thicker la luv it
A Norty song eh T? Oh god...... :shock: :scared: :lol2:
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Quote by Mr-cream123
I don't class 40s as old. I think I'll stop before I start digging
i would aswell babes ..before you need a extendable ladder just to get out :lol:she had one on sat m :lol:
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Quote by mrs-cream123told him not to wear garlic :lol: happy birthday c mm can feel a norty song cumin ....happy birthday to c happy birthday to c happy birthday dear ccccccccccccccc...........keep the pie away from meeeeeeeeeeee :lol: xx
Awww darling
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Quote by Horny-cpl135bet he was trying to keep up wiv m again
Thx for another great night! u's are exellant hosts! and im sorry about the glass i completetly forgot about that oopslol! i was a little tippsy my excuse lack of sleep and nowt 2 eat all day :shock: thx again! oh happy bday C xx
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Quote by woollyyes none left for us today lovely to c u both again xxffs j was counting the mince init the tight fooker :lickface: and asked me to wash the paper plates for the next party
Had a great time, thanks for your fab hospitality and of course the lasagne, was lush, as always.
Hope to see you soon.
S & N
xxxxx
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cheers for a good neet was fun apart g being pissed and her wanting me to reverse me vasectomy thanks for hiding the sharp knives la was more waking up and she was that fookin ill she niva twisted once arl the way back yerm in total silence (thats fust pmsl) even had to pull owa and check her pulse :lol: makems sandancers irish scots ffs even i had to have a interpitor and and me the yakker lol she did say thats me last bottle anyway 10 or 12 later she even had mr 2p as her slave and its ok mr i wont mention you nar what............till the next 1 :lol: sos we had to leave early as had a big game on cheers
was more waking up and she was that fookin ill she niva twisted once arl the way back yerm in total silence (thats fust pmsl) even had to pull owa and check her pulse :lol: makems sandancers irish scots ffs even i had to have a interpitor and and me the yakker lol she did say thats me last bottle anyway 10 or 12 later she even had mr 2p as her slave and its ok mr i wont mention you nar what............till the next 1 :lol: sos we had to leave early as had a big game on cheers Sex God
cheers had a cany time enjoyed the crack h/b c for the moro and hope ya enjoyed turning the sound up on the footy for the minutes silence
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big fook off smile the day oor lass the star of the party and how mega mortal she was and the aftermath when we got up to gan yerm shes now retired to the beed room :lol: mint la
shes now retired to the beed room :lol: mint la Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777i heard he bent a lass over and didnt nar to either take the pink or the brown
A very famous snooker player was seen at a club we used to go to a few years back.
Do not know if he did anything but he was there on his own.
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Quote by woollyffs no way :lol
well done just erned ya self a vinderloo lickky oot la
nly if u have madras ffsmadras is for girls :lol:and :lol:vinderloo is the future , on another note ya muff wad tak some filling with curry like at least 3 tonne :lol: 