What I do is smash the xmas pud up only a small one , then get a tub of nice ice cream let it cool down a bit, stir in the x mas pud, then chill again ,, scoop it out and serve,
Heres some.
Dont piss up my back and tell me its raining (My dads Saying for creeps)
the old bosses fav :-
I here what your saying BUT
one of my farmer friends when its drizziling rain:
Yer tis spiders pissing on us (TRUE)
Another friend on seeing a steam driven sheep shearing machine (TRUE HONEST)
here tis a BRAVE machine that
Cold mornings :-
tis a bit brimble me luver