Well at only age Nearly 40 :cry: in july I have to say the odd geyun is poping up on the chest :cry: Ps I dont feel 40 or think I look 40 on no its coming !!!!!!!!!!!!! I see all the ads in the local paper of people I went to school with there photos with NOW U R 40, and I think oh my god, where did that all go !!!!!!
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
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Just bought a new RABBIT the platinum rabbit from ann summers Mrs O thinks its Fantastic,
also just bought the "TONGUE JOY" tried it its shit you have a band to hold it on your tongue its a very tiny vibrator,, hit you teeth with it and it might smash your enamel off
its also slips off very easy "Dont bother" not for £40
also just bought the "TONGUE JOY" tried it its shit you have a band to hold it on your tongue its a very tiny vibrator,, hit you teeth with it and it might smash your enamel off
its also slips off very easy "Dont bother" not for £40 Received order from Honor Online, have to say sizing is very IFFY :cry:
I reckon if you are a size 12 go for 14-16 etc, one of the chokers was really small could not fit it round mrs Os neck just about went round my arm
Worse thing was sent it back and two days later it arrives BACK in a clear plastic bag and the complete delivery note listing the order (Including the amyl Nitrate) The PO had damaged the packaging !!!!!!! so sent it back to the "SENDER" bet the posties had a great laugh, worse still our neighbours one of the town posties
I reckon if you are a size 12 go for 14-16 etc, one of the chokers was really small could not fit it round mrs Os neck just about went round my arm
Worse thing was sent it back and two days later it arrives BACK in a clear plastic bag and the complete delivery note listing the order (Including the amyl Nitrate) The PO had damaged the packaging !!!!!!! so sent it back to the "SENDER" bet the posties had a great laugh, worse still our neighbours one of the town posties
Gurl,
One of my families “Best Friendsâ€(Alway hated that saying, but its right) who I have known since I was 13 (Now 39) is now a
pre op ts, When she told us 2 years ago about the change it was a bit of a shock, but since
then my friend seems alot happier in themselves, i still do stumble occasionally by saying
cheers then mate, after such a long time it just blurts out, but we just laugh abit and its all
forgotten, my wife and friend now have girly talks and I can honestly say my friend
appears to be happy and at the end of the day thats what counts, friends are very hard to
come by, and if people are to shallow to realise this than thats there loss, people need to
realize its whats inside that counts. I dont know you and you dont know me but I give
everyone the same chance, all the best
One of my families “Best Friendsâ€(Alway hated that saying, but its right) who I have known since I was 13 (Now 39) is now a
pre op ts, When she told us 2 years ago about the change it was a bit of a shock, but since
then my friend seems alot happier in themselves, i still do stumble occasionally by saying
cheers then mate,
after such a long time it just blurts out, but we just laugh abit and its allforgotten, my wife and friend now have girly talks and I can honestly say my friend
appears to be happy and at the end of the day thats what counts, friends are very hard to
come by, and if people are to shallow to realise this than thats there loss, people need to
realize its whats inside that counts. I dont know you and you dont know me but I give
everyone the same chance, all the best
Cant say but as I work for myself I still plan a Xmas party !!! me Mrs O will still have an Office party Thursday,,,,,,,,,lots of nibbles etc
But seriously even when I worked for a big company I would always do my best to ensure if not a xmas party I would wangle at the least a competition to win a turkey and drink for the each six weeks leading up to xmas & tried to ensure everyone would win something,,,,,,,,
if I did employ people I would ensure if not an xmas party they had a GOOD hamper each,,,,,,,
Treat People as you would like to be treated (Nice thought) :happy:
What goes around comes around (Selfish thought)
party Thursday,,,,,,,,,lots of nibbles etcBut seriously even when I worked for a big company I would always do my best to ensure if not a xmas party I would wangle at the least a competition to win a turkey and drink for the each six weeks leading up to xmas & tried to ensure everyone would win something,,,,,,,,
if I did employ people I would ensure if not an xmas party they had a GOOD hamper each,,,,,,,
Treat People as you would like to be treated (Nice thought) :happy: What goes around comes around (Selfish thought)
Floor sounds good, on the duvet< or how about you just bent over the bed no squeeking required, funny us having teenage sons and us only being 40ish you can find loads of ways of being discreet, cos believe us being "Caught" by the 17 year old son (YOUNG SHIT WE CALL HIM ) :lol: would be a nightmare, he would take the p***ss for the next few months ,,,,,,,,,,,mind you its fine when he has his girlfriend here and it sounds like the beds coming through the kitchen ceiling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or how about you just bent over the bed no squeeking required, funny us having teenage sons and us only being 40ish you can find loads of ways of being discreet, cos believe us being "Caught" by the 17 year old son (YOUNG SHIT WE CALL HIM ) :lol: would be a nightmare, he would take the p***ss for the next few months ,,,,,,,,,,,mind you its fine when he has his girlfriend here and it sounds like the beds coming through the kitchen ceiling !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Went passed the PP site near Taunton today, the bulldozers were in blocking all entrances 
so just as we were ready for our first visit things get shut up, just a warning to anyone making a journey to get there,
have some ideas for a couple new sites but will have to wait with baited breath to still encounter our "First" meet
regards
so just as we were ready for our first visit things get shut up, just a warning to anyone making a journey to get there,have some ideas for a couple new sites
but will have to wait with baited breath to still encounter our "First" meetregards
Don't start on the diet theme, as a certified foodie, and having read loads of recipe books/nutrition books. I spend alot of time planning the food we all eat and rewriting recipes to make them lower in carbs and fat ! I lost 2 stone and mrs onion 3 1/2 since last feb, things go up and down but its mainly the drink
so anyone need a recipe name and I will see if I can help with a "HEALTHY" version
Glad to help
but its mainly the drinkso anyone need a recipe name and I will see if I can help with a "HEALTHY" version
Glad to help
Best way to serve sprouts
Prepare as normal then
slice them thinly into little strips
you will have a big pile of spout slices
slice an onion finely
heat two teaspoons of oil in a fry pan
add the onion and a diced clove of garlic fry for 3 mins bung in the sprouts
now chuck in a teasoon of bashed up coriander seed a teaspoon of wholegrain mustard, stir for about five mins and the serve, if you like a squeeze of lemon at the end is cool
try it honest
Prepare as normal then
slice them thinly into little strips
you will have a big pile of spout slices
slice an onion finely
heat two teaspoons of oil in a fry pan
add the onion and a diced clove of garlic fry for 3 mins bung in the sprouts
now chuck in a teasoon of bashed up coriander seed a teaspoon of wholegrain mustard, stir for about five mins and the serve, if you like a squeeze of lemon at the end is cool
try it honest
A Xmas (TRUE) story
A few weeks ago Myself and Mrs. Onion ordered ourselves some Xmas pressies, they
came yesterday,
A nice new pair of PVC bed boots, long leather gloves, a new peek a boo body
hwoar: and a new
bottle of amyl, :happy: oh at the same time, came a new DVD. :twisted:
So heres the scene,
Son (17) has gone out for the evening working, so house alone , cook nice meal, :violin:
(Pork tenderloin with a red wine and orange sauce served with baby carrots, green beans, and brown rice)
suitably repast Mrs. O proceeds to the bedroom to adorn said above products, combining them with a very nice beaded choker, she looked real hot, :twisted: :phwoar:
bugger the new porno dvd no need she says !!!!!!!
As time stands still and we are having a fantastic time I hear carols singing in my ear,, just
as a super orgasm for Mrs O occurs and I come theres a ring at the door,,,,,,,,,,,, me
running around eyes bulging (To much amyl ) heart racing
Mrs. O running around in her PVC gear, :shock: suddenly realizing its the town band and the
Vicar collecting for the local hospice :shock: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I quickly pull on the my work clothes by the back door run to the front door open it
and
there is the local town band blasting out “OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL†and the
Vicar standing at the door saying
“We are collecting for the local hospice,,,,,,,,,,,what a lovely smell coming out of your
house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We pissed ourselves after they left ! :twisted:
A few weeks ago Myself and Mrs. Onion ordered ourselves some Xmas pressies, they
came yesterday,
A nice new pair of PVC bed boots, long leather gloves, a new peek a boo body
hwoar: and a newbottle of amyl, :happy: oh at the same time, came a new DVD. :twisted:
So heres the scene,
Son (17) has gone out for the evening working, so house alone , cook nice meal, :violin:
(Pork tenderloin with a red wine and orange sauce served with baby carrots, green beans, and brown rice)
suitably repast Mrs. O proceeds to the bedroom to adorn said above products, combining them with a very nice beaded choker, she looked real hot, :twisted: :phwoar:
bugger the new porno dvd no need she says !!!!!!!
As time stands still and we are having a fantastic time I hear carols singing in my ear,, just
as a super orgasm for Mrs O occurs and I come theres a ring at the door,,,,,,,,,,,, me
running around eyes bulging (To much amyl ) heart racing
Mrs. O running around in her PVC gear, :shock: suddenly realizing its the town band and the
Vicar collecting for the local hospice :shock: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I quickly pull on the my work clothes by the back door run to the front door open it
andthere is the local town band blasting out “OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL†and the
Vicar standing at the door saying
“We are collecting for the local hospice,,,,,,,,,,,what a lovely smell coming out of your
house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We pissed ourselves after they left ! :twisted:
Harry you must have looked like the blokes I see working in the freezers in some of the places I visit :lol: like a michilen Man (Not how you spell it ), Serindipity Yeah I can see that so perhaps although what seemed like a very practical idea :lol: may not be such a good idea after all :cry:
Will save them for home and a few "Private" Outings
Thanks everyone for the input
