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I'll answer that one but only to say thank you Sarge..... you've unintentionally cheered me up! This was a serious rant at the beginning but now I feel a lot happier.
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onlyme1981
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 45
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What about me? I'm very regular on here (not a day goes by without me posting.....actually make than an hour!)... granted, my posts arn't exactly enthralling but I deserve to be on that list!
Please?
Please?
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Quote by onlyme1981
I've chatted via email to a few men who seemed ok until the dreaded question comes up "What dress size are you?"
Sgt Bilko wrote:
Am I strange in that it has never crossed my mind to ask a lady her dress size !
Yes.... you must be - 100% of the men I've chatted to from these sites have asked.
Sgt Bilko wrote:
Crikey, people will be asking how old you are next!!! :shock:
How old are you??
See !! told you so !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well actually 1981 could be nothing to do with my age - it could be the date of my first kiss, or the first time I had sex or the first time........... Ok, you're right,as usual!
Crikey, took me bloody ages to do this reply!
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I was trying to think of a witty reply....... but alas, I can't think of anything!
Still not telling you though!
Still not telling you though!
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Ooooh Sarge...... I knew someone would ask that question! 
Not gonna tell you
Not gonna tell you
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MikeNorth wrote:
Thank you Mike
I don't want to offend or seem ungrateful but I'd rather not be labelled if you know what I mean? To me it would feel as if I'm in a group of people who arn't worthy to be on "normal" dating sites.... that's probably a load of cr@p but that's how it'd make me feel.
I know that not all men are like the ones I've been in contact with and that does make me feel somewhat better but it's always going to be a constant thing..... I'm learning to accept what I have and what I don't have..... I just wish every one else could be the same!
Maybe I should just stick to being single..... much less hassle that way and I won't get hurt!
I think I'm just angry in general at the moment..... must be the heat!
Hi Onlyme, sorry to hear about these bad experiences of yours. Did you know there are a number of MSN communities specifically for BBWs and their male admirers? They don't suit every larger woman's taste, some would not want to be "ghettoised", but for many they are a valuable source of mutual support for larger women, as well as an opportunity to chat with and even meet up with men who are attracted to larger women. And they have group meets as well. I can give you details of one or two I know of if you wish.
Thank you Mike
I don't want to offend or seem ungrateful but I'd rather not be labelled if you know what I mean? To me it would feel as if I'm in a group of people who arn't worthy to be on "normal" dating sites.... that's probably a load of cr@p but that's how it'd make me feel.
I know that not all men are like the ones I've been in contact with and that does make me feel somewhat better but it's always going to be a constant thing..... I'm learning to accept what I have and what I don't have..... I just wish every one else could be the same!
Maybe I should just stick to being single..... much less hassle that way and I won't get hurt!
I think I'm just angry in general at the moment..... must be the heat!
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Quote by westerross
My personal opinion is that size really doesn't matter - ...
..... maybe we should learn to accept what we have got instead of worrying about what we haven't?
I'm sorry but I've got to say this. Onlyme, if your avatar is you then what you've just said is tantamount to a millionaire saying money doesn't matter. We really must learn to accept that some of us are poor.
You luvverly girl you!The avatar is me..... and yes I may be blessed with large assets but I'd rather have none at all and be a skinny little thing!
We all have things we don't like about ourselves but that's what makes us different. At the rate we, as the human race, are going everyone will have bigger "bits", small waists, no beer bellies, no wrinkles, no personality etc etc and we'll all be the same.
Maybe my original reply was a little reminder to myself that we're all different, but that's what makes us special!
Talking of penis enlargements... there was an article in the News of the World today about a couple who both had surgery.
The procedure went like this: He had to gorge himself on cakes and crisps to put on fat which was then sucked out of his stomach and injected into his willy during the £4000 op at Highfield Hospital in London. It took him eight months to recover and it added 2 inches to his length.
How about that then?
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midlandsmale39 wrote
lol....thank you.... cheered me up a little!
CopsandNobbers wrote
I don't use the avatar I have here.... they are face pics - the sites are for dating so there's no way I'd put the avatar I have on here.....then I would really be having trouble
dont despair you will do well to be rid of wankers like that, just get the dress size question out of the way at the begining so you dont weaste too much time with arsholes that want to wear your dresses when your out , lol
lol....thank you.... cheered me up a little!
CopsandNobbers wrote
and also guys maybe not being able to see past your boobs ,assuming u use the same avatar as here
I don't use the avatar I have here.... they are face pics - the sites are for dating so there's no way I'd put the avatar I have on here.....then I would really be having trouble
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Well.... I recently had a whole week to myself and what did I do?
Absolutely nothing. What a waste.
But I had no money you see so I amused myself on here and read a few books, sat on the beach and got sunburnt.
To be honest I can't wait to get back to work!
Absolutely nothing. What a waste.
But I had no money you see so I amused myself on here and read a few books, sat on the beach and got sunburnt.
To be honest I can't wait to get back to work!
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I'm feeling slightly annoyed......
I'm signed up to a few of internet dating agencies (i know, waste of time etc etc) as I don't get out much to meet new people and as I'm on the net quite a lot I thought I'd have a go. Anyway, the point of this post is just to have a bit of a rant.
Basically my age, height & body type etc are all visible on my various profiles.
I've chatted via email to a few men who seemed ok until the dreaded question comes up "What dress size are you?" or something along those lines - Well me, being honest, tells them the info then it all goes quiet until there is complete silence and no more emails
OK..... so why is this? They could obviously see from my profile that I'm not slim or athletic so why contact me? I don't go around contacting people I don't like the sound of.... is it all a big wind up to these so called men?
I despair sometimes....I really do.
Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
I'm signed up to a few of internet dating agencies (i know, waste of time etc etc) as I don't get out much to meet new people and as I'm on the net quite a lot I thought I'd have a go. Anyway, the point of this post is just to have a bit of a rant.
Basically my age, height & body type etc are all visible on my various profiles.
I've chatted via email to a few men who seemed ok until the dreaded question comes up "What dress size are you?" or something along those lines - Well me, being honest, tells them the info then it all goes quiet until there is complete silence and no more emails
OK..... so why is this? They could obviously see from my profile that I'm not slim or athletic so why contact me? I don't go around contacting people I don't like the sound of.... is it all a big wind up to these so called men?
I despair sometimes....I really do.
Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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Quote by MikeNorth
Only me 1981 wrote: Correct MikeNorth.....it was Prima Donna. Well done
Thanks, Onlyme...and by the way, the answer to the question under your name is yes, of course we're all looking at you, I mean your avatar pic... :P :P :P
Mike.
I feel this thread has been hijacked somewhat...... stick to the point MikeNorth! hehehe
I may have to change my avatar - not sure I can handle the recognition!
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Quote by MikeNorth
Only me1981 wrote:anyway his answer was........... Pole Dancer!
I didn't even know what one of those was when I was 20! Erm, I think the answer was "prima donna"?Mike.
Sorry.....I forgot to state the correct answer! Correct MikeNorth.....it was Prima Donna.
Well done :cheers:
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Not sure if this is the kind of thing we're taking about here but here goes
Mum, Dad, my bro and sis and I were all playing trivial pursuit tonight (circa 1984 btw!)..... anyway there was a question and it was: What is the lead female singer in an opera? Obviously as my brother is only 10 I thought I'd help him...... so I gave the clue P.... D.... and a few other bits of info that I can't remember now....anyway his answer was........... Pole Dancer!
We all fell about laughing so much...... my dad was like "I didn't even know what one of them was at your age, have you been on the internet lately, son?"
Actually reading this back it may not seem funny for you guys.....guess you had to be there!
Mum, Dad, my bro and sis and I were all playing trivial pursuit tonight (circa 1984 btw!)..... anyway there was a question and it was: What is the lead female singer in an opera? Obviously as my brother is only 10 I thought I'd help him...... so I gave the clue P.... D.... and a few other bits of info that I can't remember now....anyway his answer was........... Pole Dancer!
We all fell about laughing so much...... my dad was like "I didn't even know what one of them was at your age, have you been on the internet lately, son?"
Actually reading this back it may not seem funny for you guys.....guess you had to be there!
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Thought I would offer a girly opinion here.....
My personal opinion is that size really doesn't matter - the worst thing is when a man has a big one but obviously knows it and thinks he can just shove it in and give an instant orgasm. Sorry for the vulgarity but it's true - well from my experience anyway.
If you are happy with the size and you know how to use it - that's the best thing for a woman to experience.
We all come in different shapes and sizes in all bodily areas..... maybe we should learn to accept what we have got instead of worrying about what we haven't?
My personal opinion is that size really doesn't matter - the worst thing is when a man has a big one but obviously knows it and thinks he can just shove it in and give an instant orgasm. Sorry for the vulgarity but it's true - well from my experience anyway.
If you are happy with the size and you know how to use it - that's the best thing for a woman to experience.
We all come in different shapes and sizes in all bodily areas..... maybe we should learn to accept what we have got instead of worrying about what we haven't?
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I lived with boyfriends in the past and I really missed my mum and family but now I'm back home I can't wait to get out again!
I just think I get on better with my parents when I don't live with them.......it also sucks to have to share a rooom with your sister at the age of 23!
I just think I get on better with my parents when I don't live with them.......it also sucks to have to share a rooom with your sister at the age of 23!
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Many of you have probably seen this before but just thought I'd post it anyway...... made me laugh!
A Martian couple landed on the earth. They emerged from their spacecraft and went up to a farmhouse. They knocked on the door. When the farmer and his wife answered, they announced that they were from Mars and wanted to come in to chat. The farm couple extended their hospitality and they all seemed to hit it off well. After a while, the farmer said "Do you two swing?"
The martian replied, "yes", and so they swapped mates and adjourned for appropriate activity.
After the martian man had climbed on, he said to the earth woman, "Is my dick long enough?"
She replied, "Well, now that you mention it, I would like it a little longer."
He said "no problem" and proceded to twist his left ear and, like magic, his dick got longer. "How's that now?"
"One notch more" said the woman.
Her request was promptly complied with via another twist of the left ear. His next question was "Would you like it a little thicker?"
She replied "yes" and he twisted his right ear once. The woman said "That's perfect!" and they proceeded to bang away.
The next morning the earth couple were comparing experiences and the husband said "how was it for you?" The wife replied, "Super! How about you?"
The husband responded, "It was pretty good, but she damn near twisted my ears off!"
A Martian couple landed on the earth. They emerged from their spacecraft and went up to a farmhouse. They knocked on the door. When the farmer and his wife answered, they announced that they were from Mars and wanted to come in to chat. The farm couple extended their hospitality and they all seemed to hit it off well. After a while, the farmer said "Do you two swing?"
The martian replied, "yes", and so they swapped mates and adjourned for appropriate activity.
After the martian man had climbed on, he said to the earth woman, "Is my dick long enough?"
She replied, "Well, now that you mention it, I would like it a little longer."
He said "no problem" and proceded to twist his left ear and, like magic, his dick got longer. "How's that now?"
"One notch more" said the woman.
Her request was promptly complied with via another twist of the left ear. His next question was "Would you like it a little thicker?"
She replied "yes" and he twisted his right ear once. The woman said "That's perfect!" and they proceeded to bang away.
The next morning the earth couple were comparing experiences and the husband said "how was it for you?" The wife replied, "Super! How about you?"
The husband responded, "It was pretty good, but she damn near twisted my ears off!"
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Hmmmm...... not sure I could handle even 1 bottle of Stella....... that'd have me gone straight away.... ah ha, there's my cure!
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I've had one off's and regular and have enjoyed both but it gets a bit tiresome after a while having one off's.....personally I like to know what someone likes and dislikes instead of feeling stupid when I've done something they obviously don't like! Sure you can talk about things beforehand but there is always something that doesn't get mentioned.
I think I'd also prefer the friendship factor...... not that I've had that yet but I'd like to think that there is someone out there who will be my "regular friend"!
I think I'd also prefer the friendship factor...... not that I've had that yet but I'd like to think that there is someone out there who will be my "regular friend"!
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Good sex, Bad sex.... all the same to me seeing as though I'm getting none!
Now stop boasting
Now stop boasting
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Timmy..... do you know a cure for insomnia? Guessing you don't as you're on here at this time!
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erm..... can't understand what this thread is about - maybe that's because it's nearly 5am and my normal thought processes are long gone....... well actually 'normal' doesn't really come in to it....when am I normal!?!?!
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.........................
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.........................
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tallnhairy wrote:
You are right....Portsmouth is not far from me...... I was born there actually though I don't like to admit it too much as that makes me a scummer! hehehe
I suppose being nervous is part of the fun and I'm sure you lovely people would welcome any new people!
MikeNorth wrote something about the NW munch earlier in the thread - but I couldn't find it to quote - but my answer is: The only problem with it being so far away is the money situation.... I have none! I know it's easy to drive there or catch a train but that costs money...... donations are welcome! (only kidding)
You should attend the next Portsmouth Munch, I think that reasonably near, but I hopeless without a map I did my first Munch alone and was looked after by Heather after I arrived, the next one I helped organise and took Mrs TnH to. You would not be alone at a munch, everyone, even the couples, are there to socialise and find about everyone else. The best bit is you already got something to start a conversation on, SH, then lead on from there to other topics and you away...
You are right....Portsmouth is not far from me...... I was born there actually though I don't like to admit it too much as that makes me a scummer! hehehe
I suppose being nervous is part of the fun and I'm sure you lovely people would welcome any new people!
MikeNorth wrote something about the NW munch earlier in the thread - but I couldn't find it to quote - but my answer is: The only problem with it being so far away is the money situation.... I have none! I know it's easy to drive there or catch a train but that costs money...... donations are welcome! (only kidding)
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Us! We are having a shag break. Is that ok with you?!
Chance would be a fine thing! For a shag that is..... erm.... it's nearly 5am better go to bed I think..... my mind is running wild!
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Well.... I was born in 1981 but I remember the great cartoon's and kids TV like He-Man, Dungeons and Dragons, Going Live etc.
I remember my mum playing all the great songs which I now love (unfortunately)......madonna, spandau ballet, duran duran etc.
The fashion was somewhat unmistakable and the hairdo's too!
Well thats all I remember at the moment.....
I remember my mum playing all the great songs which I now love (unfortunately)......madonna, spandau ballet, duran duran etc.
The fashion was somewhat unmistakable and the hairdo's too!
Well thats all I remember at the moment.....
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I came by this site quite accidentally.... honest! I knew nothing of the swingers lifestyle but thought it looked friendly so I joined.
As a single female I probably don't fit the original criteria for this site and was a bit apprehensive about posting on here as there are a lot of couples (quite rightly though!).
I've now become addicted to it here and I'm seriously thinking about going to a Munch although they are always too far away for me to attend and I'd feel an idiot going on my own so I can relate to that Duracell!
As for the pictures thing.... I hate having my pics taken. I'm only comfortable with my chest so that's the only pics I send or post. Just because you don't feel comfortable showing pics it doesn't mean you're not right for here..... just relax and let things happen...easier said than done i know but things work out good in the end.
As a single female I probably don't fit the original criteria for this site and was a bit apprehensive about posting on here as there are a lot of couples (quite rightly though!).
I've now become addicted to it here and I'm seriously thinking about going to a Munch although they are always too far away for me to attend and I'd feel an idiot going on my own so I can relate to that Duracell!
As for the pictures thing.... I hate having my pics taken. I'm only comfortable with my chest so that's the only pics I send or post. Just because you don't feel comfortable showing pics it doesn't mean you're not right for here..... just relax and let things happen...easier said than done i know but things work out good in the end.
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When I'm angry or upset I usually do the silent thing but only because I'd rather not say something I'll regret later.
Sometimes I do let all the anger/emotion out as it's probably the best thing to do in some situations but as long as it's well thought out and not something I'll regret later!
Sometimes I do let all the anger/emotion out as it's probably the best thing to do in some situations but as long as it's well thought out and not something I'll regret later!
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Ok, thank you for the advice Mark but as I've paid to have the website (around £100) then I would really like to make use of it in some way.
The name is obviously linked to the product so I'm not sure if I can use it for anything else.....like my own personal page as the name will have nothing to do with the subject.
The name is obviously linked to the product so I'm not sure if I can use it for anything else.....like my own personal page as the name will have nothing to do with the subject.
