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onlyme1981

Over 90 days ago

Bi-curious Female, 45

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3 Aug 2004

Hello.... me being a beginner at this sort of thing I thought I'd ask for some help dammit!
I'm an affiliate for a company with my own web space and I also have my own website which I bought the domain name for etc about 6 months back. I completely forgot about it and have since thought I might as well make use of it while it's there!
My problem is.....I don't know anything about building web pages. I have dreamweaver (trial version) to help as the training centre said it would help and I know how to (roughly) get my site optimised for search engines etc but I can't actually build the damn thing.
I know I need to put links etc to my main site so that people can go buy their stuff and I need to say what the site is actually for etc but it's all so complicated for my little brain and I was just wondering if anyone help really confused

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Maybe it wasn't such a great idea of mine but they said it would be oh so easy!
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2 Aug 2004

I like builders, decoraters, plasterers anything like that really..... engineers who work hands on too..... mmmmm...... love the rough and ready look!
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2 Aug 2004

Thank you for the remedy Angel.... Think I might give that a go after I've visited the doc's.
Thank you Venus for the link - I never realised that it could get that bad without treatment! I do have some of the symptoms the list suggests so a visit to the doc's will be booked for tomorrow (hopefully...normally takes 6 weeks to get an appointment!)
Thank you redstilletto for your suggestion too.
Another thing..... when I called work this morning they didn't sound too convinced. I was off work last week on hols and it may look like I'm taking a sickie....I do have a bad history of sick days (all genuine though....and not hypochondria!) so I'm not sure what to say to them..... I'm not going to go in tomorrow as I need to see the doc and like I said earlier...I can't even wear "proper" clothing..... any (more) suggestions?
Thank you for the hugs too!
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2 Aug 2004

Hello..... wondering if anyone can help me.....
I went to the beach (again) on Sunday to have a mess around with the young'uns - went in the sea, played a few games etc. I made sure I put some good suncream on and kept topping it up but a few hours after I got home my skin started burning..... it's still much the same.
I've put natural yoghurt on it, loads and loads of after sun and moisturiser but nothing is working. My skin is sooo hot and red sad

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Couldn't even go to work today as it was so bad - spent the day sat on the sofa reading a book in agony! I can't wear a bra or anything too heavy as it hurts even more....
Anyway, does anyone have any other suggestions I can try to stop the burning/pain?
I know it's really bad for you to get burnt but I did wear sun cream and I never normally burn so I'm not sure why I've burnt so badly. I've also been feeling dizzy and had a headache since.... is this due to the sun too?
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30 Jul 2004

Nice hijack facilitator!
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30 Jul 2004

Quote by celticq
TE can you stand up for a minute please I think you may have sat on Onlyme - she was here a minute ago saying Hi to some bloke called Jack and now she seems to have disappeared

I decided to delete the post as TE's was much better than mine!
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30 Jul 2004

I agree with you te - basically when I want some proper information or when I've asked for advice I'd prefer it if the thread carried on with the same subject and I think that should go for most posts of that nature.
Any other posts I make I'm quite happy to be hijacked as it gives me more to read......I may not know what's going on or be inclined to join in half the time but it's fun anyway!
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30 Jul 2004

Awww thank you all (again) for the nice comments - really has made my day....again!
Think I'll stick with this one for the time being - they are my best "assets" and I don't want to ruin the illusion! hehehe lol

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30 Jul 2004

Hehehe....I aim to please!
Thank you for your nice comments...... made my day!
I'm rather taken with my new mobile phone.... you can even do Video's on it...... ooooh err!
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30 Jul 2004

Changing the topic slightly - someone (male) once said to me that the only reason men go for "fat birds" is because they are more grateful for a piece of action! Oh my god.... I swear I could have killed him there and then. The worrying thing is that ALL of his mates agreed with him.
I'm not sure how to take this, I've always had a problem with my weight and how I look but I'm beginning to accept the fact that I'll never be my ideal weight....... I've had lots of compliments on my "ability" in the bedroom area (and out of it biggrin

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) so I'm not sure what to think!
Views like Bari's et al make me feel so good about myself and the fact that I don't have to be slim to be attractive makes me positivley glow! So thank you for speaking out about this! passionkiss

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29 Jul 2004

My new Avatar is now showing - I went to the beach today and caught a little bit of sun (I used factor 25 suncream though....got to keep safe!) so I thought I'd update my picture for anyone who's interested?!?!?!?! Well it's cheered me up for now anyway.
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29 Jul 2004

celticq: Onlyme - The day has just flown in today? Usually when I see you log on I know it means its past my bedtime

I'm off work this week so thought I'd have a look at the forum during the day instead of early morning!
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29 Jul 2004

Thank you for your advice.... I know you're all right in what you say and it's going to be hard but I think it might be because I want someone...... not necessarily him....... to have good times with. He did hurt me and still does in some way and getting to the part where I'm totally ok with things is going to be hard but I will get there and I'll try to have fun while doing it...... there are bad days just as there are good days - today happens to be a bad one but I'll pick myself up and get on with it!
Thank you for all the support...... it's nice to know that there are lovely people out there who don't even know me but offer good advice and hugs. kiss

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29 Jul 2004

Quote by Ginsters
Or blue, like your photo!!

Forgot about that! Maybe I should change my avatar now I have some sun???

i had a mass craving for those Fruit Pastille lollies when pregnant and couldn#t get them anywhere now they are everywhere
Might have to invest in a freezer full tomorrow

I did that today - they are sooooo nice..... although it's hard to suck them in a polite manner!

29 Jul 2004

Hijacking post-
Hey I love Metallica - Sandman is that a reference to them or something completely different?
Listening to S&M at the moment actually - love it.

29 Jul 2004

Hello, This is a bit of serious post so not sure how well it'll be taken but I'm going to post anyway as it might make me feel better.
The story goes: I split up with my ex nearly a year ago as he cheated on me numerous times towards the end of our 2 year relationship.
Until about January we were still sleeping together - I guess he was using me although he had another girlfriend by that point which I didn't know about.
Anyway he's now moved far away from me and we still chatted on the phone every few weeks or so. I had gotten over him mostly - I mean I don't think we ever truly get over someone for a long time but I was starting to enjoy myself again and see other people (one of the reasons I'm on here).
Recently I went up to see him as he's bought a house and was going through a rough patch. It was a friends thing although we made it clear we would sleep together. That was fine with me - I had no intention of wanting to get back with him - I just thought it would be nice to see him again.
Anyway, I'm now feeling very strongly towards him again even though I know it won't work - him wanting to shag around etc and not even thinking of wanting me back. Our relationship was never the best to others but to me I loved him and I don't think that's going to ever change. I'm trying not to think about him but I realised I do still love him and maybe talking to him is hurting me even more. He doesn't know my feelings for him and I'm even helping him with his pulling technique! redface

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Anyway I'm not sure where this post is going - just think I need some general advice on how to cope with unrequited love. I know that people will say/think stop talking to him, forget about him and move on etc but it's not that easy. I still want to stay friends with him as we are good friends and I can't break that - he's one of a few friends i do have.
I'm having a few tears going on here and don't want my keyboard to blow up on me so I think I'll stop it there!
Any constructive help would be much appreciated.

29 Jul 2004

My recommendation: Fruit Pastille lolly - Quenches the thirst and tastes devine!
Or you could go to the beach like I'm going to do in a minute (oops, sorry you're at work! :twisted: ).......I'm off work this week so I'm determined to get some kind of colour to my skin..........preferebly not red though.
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29 Jul 2004

You've probably seen it before but it made me laugh!
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26 Jul 2004

Damn I missed the competition! I've been away for a few days and missed the whole thing..... oh well - there's always next year!
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20 Jul 2004

I've been thinking about getting a tattoo done - I'm not too sure whether to go for a little Tinkerbell soomewhere or some other fairy like thing!
I may be going through a rebellious stage though...... my ex bf never let me have one so maybe I only want one because I couldn't have one but now I can?!?!?!
Oh well..... I'll decide when the time is right!
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20 Jul 2004

I hate them! I only have them on my face but they come out in the slightest bit of sun.
Have you noticed that most of the models and "beautiful" people don't have freckles? I have.....
Freckles are part of me and I'll just have to live with it!
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15 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
Perhaps there lies the next "competition" ...... there are plenty of boob avatars .... anyone willing to compile a few pics and guess the bra size???

Anyone care to guess my bra size from my avatar? hehehe
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14 Jul 2004

Quote by Dave__Notts
When driving down a road at night and the on-coming vehicle has the lights off, be careful about warning them by flashing your lights.
The new initiation is to drive with no lights on and the first car to flash you, you turn around and chase them. When you catch them up you shoot into the car and drive off.
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Wasn't this one of the scenes in the film Urband Legend?
Since watching that I've never flashed anyone! (well never flashed my lights at anyone! lol

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12 Jul 2004

No idea - certainly not me - I'm crap at maths!
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12 Jul 2004

Was having a conversation in the office today about what others think is the only thing better than sex...... a few answers were
chocolate,
friendship,
a ahm wank (?),
sleep etc etc -
some of these people can't be doing it right surely?
What do you think is the one thing better than sex?
Oh and I know we're not all shallow etc but it's one of those conversations!
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12 Jul 2004

Sorry, another thing I thought I'd pass on
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
>have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
>2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
>3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
>4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
>5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754....
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>If you haven't, add 1753 .........
>6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
>You should have a three digit number ....
>The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you
>want to have chocolate each week).
>The next two numbers are ..........
>YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2004) IT WILL EVER WORK!
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12 Jul 2004

Hehehehe...... I've seen that one but the other way round - must say though I prefer it the other way biggrin

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The old ones are the best!

12 Jul 2004

Nice one Griffin - I liked that!
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12 Jul 2004

:welcome: I'm not sure I've ever welcomed anyone on here yet - you're my first!
Stick around and you'll enjoy it - I promise you!
Have fun......
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12 Jul 2004

Hmmm well I won't argue because I'm in a good mood - I'll just say that they both seem pretty accurate judging by some of the people I know!
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