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onlyme1981
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 45
UK

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Quote by Ice Pie
At the age of 42, I am happy to report that there is nothing wrong with my...
... sorry, what was this thread about again?

My god...you are never 42?! :shock:
Anyway, you have no need to post on this thread, we all know your forgetful tendencies
:giggle:
Quote by tigermoth
Is it when we all hit the 40 ish mark that the grey matter in the brain diminishes and the grey in our hair increases.
My memory is getting terrible, went shopping the other day walked back fully laden with heavy bags, walked up my drive -no car was it stolen? no left it in the multi storey help me before its to late redface

Believe me, forgetfulness is not limited to the 40's and above!
I'm always forgetting things.... by the time I'm 40 I will have forgotten who I am!
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Do you always shout Leprechaun? lol
Those in the chatroom aren't abiding by your strike... what you gonna do about that then? lol
I've used the £10 thing before.... it is non cancellable but well worth a tenner!
They also have lots of rooms for £26 throughout the year, better than paying £50 plus, I reckon!
Nice one Calista :thumbup:
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Quote by Fallen Angel
Sex is better than absolutely everything in the whole world!

Oooh dunno about that Fallen Angel....though it's fair to say that sex is the best thing in my life at the moment! lol
Quote by Fallen Angel
People who can't see that must be doing it wrong!!!!!
passionkiss hump 69position

Most probably.... anyone got any tips? lol
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I can't ignore the feelings and work put into that reply Corrie so thank you for sharing your "stuff" with me. smile
Quote by corriefem
.....you have a whole lifetime of dreams to gather before you worry about whether or not to swing ....................................so sit back enjoy....................................

That is so true... I'm not rushing into anything, I'm still young, still ready to learn and experience things. I am building my confidence everyday and it's a slow process but I will get there in the end.
I guess I just need to chill a bit more and not worry or think about things so much.
I'm always being told to stop thinking about things or be more laid back but that just isn't me, if something doesn't feel right I'll analyse it, ask for help and then I'll sit back and digest the advice given. Which is exactly what I've done here.... in an open forum! rolleyes lol
I've sat back and digested and I know the confusion/doubt won't go away over night but I can honestly say that sharing my thoughts with you all has helped a great deal. It's helped to see that others are experiencing some of the thoughts I am and that I'm not alone in some of the ways I think.
I don't really know what to say from here, so many valid views have been expressed.
I'll just shut up now before I embarrass myself even more!
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Quote by breezer
Well, onlyme1981 - you're in the right place.. Hampshire's close to Surrey too, isn't it?? (hint, hint.... smile :twisted:

Oooh indeed it is... You a posh geek then? lol
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I love the forum and I'm beginning to love the chat room too.
I like the way I can respond on the forum with a bit of thought (yes, only a bit! lol ) and I like the banter that goes on. There is such a wide range of topics, not all appeal to me and I don't have to respond or even look at the ones that don't interest me.
In the chatroom I like that fact that I now know people in there and can just interrupt conversations and join in. When I first started in the chatroom I was mostly talking to myself....though that's not unusual lol
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Quote by Alexandra
Marmite,
Marmalaid
Lemon Curd,
Bus drivers,
The "3" call centre people,
My Insurance company,
Twatty ex boyfriend,
This PC I'm using,
The list could continue....but I won't inflict it on you biggrin

Well I suppose there had to be one woman!
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
No comment!
I knew someone would pick up on that and change it!
I do hate marmalade though.... especially with the bits in it! lol
Quote by Happy Cats
Sven
Jamie Oliver
Peter Mandelson
The Nevilles
Peanut Butter
Peanuts
Cucumbers
Jerry Adams
Julian Clary
David O Leary
Gavin Henson
Russell Crowe
Motorway tailgaters
Clampers
Goole
Sunday drivers
David Beckham
People that talk about work all the time
People that talk about their possessions all the time
People that talk about how good they are all the time
People with no manners
People that smell
Pushy people
People that try to be outrageous
Pete Docherty
Roy Keane
Snow
Rain
Wind
Halloween
Sharon Osbourne
80’s lycra rock bands
Bob Dylan
Eddie Izard
Michael Winner

Is there anything you do like "Happy" Cats?
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Quote by widnescouple
Marmite,
Marmalade,
Lemon Curd,
Bus drivers in my particular area,
The "3" call centre people,
My Insurance company,
Twatty ex boyfriend,
This PC I'm using,
The list could continue....but I won't inflict it on you biggrin

Well as Mr Widnes is a bus driver I think we are going to have to mark you OFF our christmas card list !
Ok, I'll change my statement....the bus drivers in my particular area lol
Quote by flapjackboy
Give me a geek anyday! :rose:
They are kind of on the list of people you shouldn't fancy but do.....
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My experience is that we're on the list of people you should fancy, but don't in a lot of women's minds.
Well this woman's mind must be different from the women's minds you have experienced, 'coz this woman likes geeks and is not ashamed to admit it biggrin lol
Give me a geek anyday! :rose:
They are kind of on the list of people you shouldn't fancy but do.....
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Quote by sccouple
Marmite,
Marmalade,
Lemon Curd,
Bus drivers,
The "3" call centre people,
My Insurance company,
Twatty ex boyfriend,
This PC I'm using,
The list could continue....but I won't inflict it on you biggrin

I agree with most things, but would you include coach drivers or not
Dunno, sometimes coach drivers can be worse than bus drivers in my experience... I guess it depends on who's driving the coach lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
the sight of your lovelyness is praise enough kiss

rotflmao I can sense a whole lotta love in the Cafe tonight!
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Quote by dambuster
I have thought about such things recently as I feel a bit of a fraud for being here.

Bad Onlyme!!!! smackbottom

What Missy said ^ ^ ^ ^
Have another smackbottom for thinking that way !
I'm going to start getting used to all these smackbottom and that aint a good thing, I have enough bruises, I dont want any more!
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I'd like to reply to you all individually because you've all contributed some very good views and points but I won't. It'd be too much of a long post and I don't want this to be a look at me thread in any way whatsoever...people who know me will know I'm not like that anyway.
I'd like to say a collective thank you to all those who have contributed via this thread and PM. Warning: I might go into Gwyneth Paltrow mode fairly soon lol
This is going to sound soooo soppy and stupid but I've been in tears reading some of the replies via here and PM.
I'm highly strung at the moment....that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it lol
It just makes me happy that there are some brilliant, caring people around. No matter what anyone says about this site or the people on it I'll always know I have friends here I can trust.
I'm glad I posted the thread as it seems there are other people out there just as confused as me....well actually, that's not likely, they are nearly as confused as me lol and it has helped them see that they are accepted here too.
Thanks again, I'll stop with the soppyness now lol
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Quote by Dino
I can only echo what others have said. Ive only met you once, under a table redface wink and your a lovely person, glad your staying wink

Actually we've met twice. Though the first time at the Notts munch can be forgotten as I don't remember much about that night anyway!
Yeh, Notts doesnt count cos we were sooo wankered drinkies and i couldnt string two words together that night. i even said that Happycats was an ok guy ffs confused
You must've been drunk to say that Dino.... whatever next?!
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Marmite,
Marmalade,
Lemon Curd,
Bus drivers,
The "3" call centre people,
My Insurance company,
Twatty ex boyfriend,
This PC I'm using,
The list could continue....but I won't inflict it on you biggrin
Quote by dambuster
Someone nice to cuddle up to - to go for long walks - to go down the pub with - to listen to music with - watch the telly - talk to - sleep with - wake up to in the morning - to laugh with - to cry with - to be loved by - and to love...

I wish you luck with that. However I think this is unlikely on a swingers site, more likely on a dating site where people are looking for romance. I think most people here are into NSA. Just my opinion.
Judy

Jude I think it was more of a wish list to Santa than what he wants to find on SH. Not that much different to my wish list if truth be told, but this is the last place I expect to find it
kiss
Yup, I agree on that one Angel.
I know I'm never going to find my special person on SH but that doesn't stop me wanting to be here or wanting those special times with someone..... just means I'm waiting but not pursuing.
You never know.
You just . . . . . .
never know.
Indeed, you never know Dammy.
But I don't think I'd want to find my special person here.... Like I said in my thread about swinging, I couldn't swing with someone I love.
So seeing as though the basis of the site is swinging I wouldn't find my special person here....the relationship would be all wrong to start with.
How much bollocks have I written today? lol I have far too much time on my hands!
I'll quit with the hi-jacking now biggrin
Quote by Devon1
:upset: :upset: :upset:
You mean you forgot, I've been waiting since April for this day :upset:
How could you do this to me :upset:
:giggle: :giggle:

lol
I'd never forget a "booking" with you!
kiss
Aahhh Thanks redface
Thats made my day that has biggrin
I'm easily pleased, as I'm sure you know biggrin
Just as well you're easily pleased if you were planning on meeting with me! lol lol
Ok, here's my selfish wishlist..... not that I am, but I would like to be sometimes!
Laptop with wireless connectivity blah blah blah
Surprise tickets to New York, Paris or erm....anywhere abroad really!
Some lovely, real expensive cosmetics
A makeover for my bedroom
A makeover by Trinny and Susannah, or £1000+ to go and get me some nice clothes that fit nice!
To win the Lotto or something and pay off my debts!
Um, I think that's about it! lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
FFS, everyones an expert now. Get your own pic hosting thread yer avatar stealing thread hyjacking barstard- i was doing just fine charming the ladies with my assistance. duel go on, bugger off yer git- your barred

Thank you for your brilliant thread...without it I would have been lost. I would have had to start my own thread asking for help which is very embarassing as I'm sure someone has asked for help on the subject I asked for before....the search button is not my friend.
Well done meaty, you are a genius.
worship worship worship worship worship worship
Is that enough praise for you to be happy with? rolleyes lol
Quote by Angel Chat
Someone nice to cuddle up to - to go for long walks - to go down the pub with - to listen to music with - watch the telly - talk to - sleep with - wake up to in the morning - to laugh with - to cry with - to be loved by - and to love...

I wish you luck with that. However I think this is unlikely on a swingers site, more likely on a dating site where people are looking for romance. I think most people here are into NSA. Just my opinion.
Judy

Jude I think it was more of a wish list to Santa than what he wants to find on SH. Not that much different to my wish list if truth be told, but this is the last place I expect to find it
kiss
Yup, I agree on that one Angel.
I know I'm never going to find my special person on SH but that doesn't stop me wanting to be here or wanting those special times with someone..... just means I'm waiting but not pursuing.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
drove 20 miles to a job i no longer worked at, in the company van of my new employer with it's foot high logo and name redface got a strange look from my ex boss, as i pulled onto the carpark turned round and drove off, then i had to explain to my new boss why i was 1 hour late.

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Bless ya M2PU, that's the funniest one here!
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Quote by Deviated Prevert
If somebody sends you a PM you'll get the email. If they later decide to change their mind and delete the PM from their outbox before you've read it then when you log on to check it won't be there.
Mystery solved.

Bloody annoying when that happens though! It has me thinking for ages why someone would send me something and then decide to unsend it, if you get what I mean.
I still get excited when I get the email to say I have a PM..... how sad am I?! loon biggrin
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Quote by Devon1
:upset: :upset: :upset:
You mean you forgot, I've been waiting since April for this day :upset:
How could you do this to me :upset:
:giggle: :giggle:

lol
I'd never forget a "booking" with you!
kiss
Today I got up extra early to make sure I would be at work before my official start time as I had lots to do.
Got into work, after about an hour my boss decided to tell me I actually booked the day off and why the hell was I there?!
I can't for the life of me remember why I'd booked the day off, I checked my bookings, I'd actually requested the day off back in April....still no idea why!
Suffice to say, I was outta that door in 10 seconds flat but also feeling somewhat silly!
Anyone else gone into work when they weren't supposed to? And did you have the piss ripped out of you like I did? lol