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12 Nov 2005

Happy Birthday all.....
Gutted I can't be there tonight but have some drinks for me! drinkies

Marty...our sandwich will have to wait :lol2:

11 Nov 2005

Quote by Dune
The effects of the last few Japanese movies remade in america have been good, ie ring but not scarey... Must be something wrong with me

OMG you said the name of the film! :shock: :scared: bolt

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11 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Work, Work & some more work
At least i can now go with the knowledge im now comfortably positioned under hugs and onlyme, hello ladies :smitten: :rascal:

:lol2: You smoothie you!
Work can be fun, I can keep myself amused for hours whilst at work!
biggrin

as i'm filming 12 sexy lapdancers it should be fun, but as for amusing myself, best not done infront of the filmcrew redface

Well you made it sound as if you were going to be sitting in an office bored out of your tree all weekend... I have no sympathy for you now you've gone and admitted the above.
I hope they make you work very hard.
:D

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11 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Work, Work & some more work
At least i can now go with the knowledge im now comfortably positioned under hugs and onlyme, hello ladies :smitten: :rascal:

:lol2: You smoothie you!
Work can be fun, I can keep myself amused for hours whilst at work!
biggrin

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11 Nov 2005

Quote by Missy
It is a ridiculous fear - on telly the other week, well I didn't actually see anything cos was on me computer in here. But heard some scary music, that little girl singing thing :uhoh: ......... have no idea what the program was, could've been Playschool for all I know, but had to walk in the lounge without looking at the telly, coughing and singing so I couldn't hear it and turn it over

I heard that advert thing....can't remember what program it was for now but it sent shivers down my spine!
The film I'm scared of had a little girl in it, she looked a bit like my little sister to be honest.
Sometimes I will be doing something at work and I'll suddenly have this picture in my mind of this little girl trying to climb out of a well or climbing out of a TV screen....sounds quiet funny written down actually, but its not!
I think there is a little bit of a common theme here - when little girls are in films it seems it makes it somewhat more scary?

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11 Nov 2005

Saturday, I'm travelling to the airport to pick up a friend, on the way I'm popping into another friends' house for coffee coffee

I will be feeling all jealous because I can't go to Marcuso's but I'm sure my friends will take my mind off that lol

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11 Nov 2005

Quote by Osmosis
Was it Titanic by any chance?

You taking the piss? lol

Titanic...pah, nowt scary in that, it's all bloody lovey dovey!
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11 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Woo Hoo ...................... sexysteph ................ I feel all luved up now !
The tenner's in the post :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Do I get some money too? lol

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11 Nov 2005

I was talking to someone earlier and the subject of scary/horror films came up.
Now I have this real big fear of a certain film....can't even name it because it'll give me nightmares! I still get nightmares about it now, 3 years on!
Before I watched this film, I was fine with anything scary, gory, psychological etc etc.
Lots of people think this certain film isn't scary at all (it's only Certificate 15) and I get the piss ripped out of me because I find it so scary!
I can't quite explain the terror I feel when I think about the film. I know what happens in it is not real and I know that nothing like that can happen in RL but it still scares the crap out of me!
Even in the daytime I come over all funny when I think about it...at night it's even worse. I don't like sleeping in the total darkness unless I'm with someone.
I've tried watching it again to try to get rid of the fear but can't bring myself to do it as I don't want the nightmares to come back worse and for it to haunt me like it did before.
This is the only film that has ever affected me in this way and it'll be the last as I can't watch anything remotely scary now.
Do you have certain films or books that scare you but you can't explain why?
What is it about the film that scares you so much? Is it what you don't see...the suggestion which your imagination then makes up? Or is it what you actually do see? Or anything else? Am I just a silly cow? (no, don't answer that! lol

)
I think for me it's what you don't see, I have rather an over active imagination!
I think I might stay up all night now..... :lol:

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11 Nov 2005

Quote by breezer
Onlyme - me, posh? er not really. I can be "well-spoken" if I'm making a little bit of effort but I don't think I'd call myself posh. My parents weren't quite well enough off for that. Posh compared to a stereotypical chav, maybe.

Righty-o - Was just asking....Surrey is sooo much more upmarket than Hampshire lol

I've been told I talk posh, want to find out if that's correct or not? :twisted:
:lol: :lol2:

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11 Nov 2005

OnlyMe's nominations are as follows:
The Categories are:
Best Avatar (Male)
Dambuster
Tune Essence
Mal
Best Avatar (Female)
Horny Red
Angel Chat
Calista
Best Animated Avatar
Postie (Coz that cat blinking sent me mad!)
Mister_Discreet
Jonathan
Most Prolific Thread Starter
Equi Princess
Eagerslut
Dino
Funniest Poster (Male)
Meat2PleaseU
Postie
Happy Cats
Funniest Poster (Female)
blonde
NaughtyNymphos1
Missy
Best Thread :small-print:

DaveJ:
The DaveJ Avatar Challenge
Dino:
Through the Keyhole
Dave__Notts Holiday Series:
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Best use of Emoticons etc.
Dambuster
Sarge
Debbiewebbs
Best Newcomer Post
Happy Cats (he was moaning )
Best Thread Killer:
Markz
NaughtyNymphos1
Mod of the year
Sarge
Bluexxx
Mal
The most original piss-take of an avatar: If you are unsure what this means read this thread for plenty of ideas
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20523.html
DaveJ
Missy
Marmalaid
and the second special category is
Who has contributed more to SH than just the written word - by that I mean anything you want it to mean but you need to say why you think the person should get the award. IE what contribution they have made.
Too hard to choose..... there are some really great people here who have become good friends of mine, helped me and others out when needed and been there to laugh with, cry with, share advice etc etc
There are some truly great characters here who are as great in real life as their internet persona.
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10 Nov 2005

Phire?

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10 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
And I just had a look at his profile....corr... where can I buy a ticket to euroland? :rascal:

He's bluddy gorgeous isn't he?!
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</hijack>

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10 Nov 2005

Quote by Colts23
onlyme81 :P
guessing fromthe painting?

Am I that obvious? lol

Nice one Colts biggrin

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10 Nov 2005

Is it Happy Cats?
Just going by the Victor Meldrew comment lol

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10 Nov 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
Can I be put as a possible please?
Need to work out travel arrangements

No probs .. consider yourself added biggrin

lucy xx
Thank you....
I'm definitely coming, no possible's about it....things are sorted!
Can't wait!
:bounce:
Can I volunteer to take you the guided tour of my home City :D Puerly just incase you need a translator :giggle:
:D I'm sure that'd be very pleasurable Tatty smile

But please don't talk too fast, remember I'm a Southerner :roll: :D

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10 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I'm definitely coming

I hardly touched you. redface

You didn't need to lol

Quote by Ice Pie
Great news, I'll bring the jelly babies :bounce:

Yay.... Jelly Babies!....but I get the red ones!
I might let you have some of the black ones smile

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10 Nov 2005

Quote by lucyweebaps
Can I be put as a possible please?
Need to work out travel arrangements

No probs .. consider yourself added biggrin

lucy xx
Thank you....
I'm definitely coming, no possible's about it....things are sorted!
Can't wait!
:bounce:

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10 Nov 2005

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
That's enough Mr Essex!

:smackbottom:
lol

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10 Nov 2005

Quote by gareth_gruff
Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky
Yuck Yuck Yuck!
Hate the stuff myself.

A slight adversion i'd say? How about Bovril?
Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky
Yuck Yuck Yuck!
That answer your question? :lol:

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9 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Well I vote to keep Happy Cats out of Room 101.
Yes he might be a Miserable Cat Bastard but we had a lovely chat at Leicester and also he's never been nasty to me
Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be the only one sticking up for MCB?

You are indeed a perceptive, intelligent, beautiful and far seeing young lady!
Now you're just creeping! :lol2:

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9 Nov 2005

Have a great trip sweetie....but do behave yourself lol

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9 Nov 2005

Quote by Vix
I am very concerned, Clare.
If you're made redundant, it means that that particular job no longer exists, as it is actually the role that is redundant, not the employee. (That is the Law)
I'd check into this, if I were you.
Therefore, if your employer did call this a redundancy there would be no job to return to.
The employer would be bound by Law over severance pay and you would be entitled to Job Seekers Allowance from day one. Also, you would get WFTC and all it's associated benefits.
Your Mortgage Protection Plan will have been in force, after a redundancy, too.
Look into it quick... if you don't action these things now, your company will get away with sacking you, whilst you were off sick (very dodgy legally) by calling it redundancy. If the job is now available again and if they did not give you all your rights, as an employee, under a redundancy, then this sounds like a dodgy employer.

Good one Vix. smile

I had the same thought and wanted to look it up further before I said anything here but you've done it already.
:)

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9 Nov 2005

Well I vote to keep Happy Cats out of Room 101.
Yes he might be a Miserable Cat Bastard but we had a lovely chat at Leicester and also he's never been nasty to me biggrin

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be the only one sticking up for MCB?
lol

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9 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
It seems that over 420,000 adverts have been posted in the Photo Ads section (assuming the numbers are all used... the 'latest' advert page doesn't show the sequential numbering system you might expect).
There are 29,790 adverts at the moment, of which there are:
2,796 Couples seeking Couples
1,300 Couples seeking Men
1,609 Couples seeking Women
128 Couples seeking Groups
220 Women seeking Couples
173 Women seeking Men
573 Women seeking Women
35 Women seeking Groups
5,791 Men seeking Couples
5,005 Men seeking Men
7,991 Men seeking Women
392 Men seeking Groups
2,515 TV/TS/CD and Fetish
1,138 Dogging
92 Holidays
32 Clubs and Parties
Aaaaand a partridge in a pear tree
ok, I had some time to kill while my DVD writer was busy!

I've added the last one for you... biggrin

No no no no.... It's not December the 1st yet, you can't "do" Christmas songs!
Naughty Postie! smackbottom

:lol2:

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9 Nov 2005

Usually older for me....not many here my age anyway.
Older is mostly always better in my opinion biggrin

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9 Nov 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Right, so I missed the plane and have been sat in the arport lounge since Saturday!

Bluddy liar!

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9 Nov 2005

Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky Yucky Yuck Yuck Yuck Yucky Yucky
Yuck Yuck Yuck!
Hate the stuff myself. lol

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9 Nov 2005

Welcome Gareth, from a fellow Hampshire person biggrin

Hope you find what you're looking for.......no, not the door, that can't be found!
Have fun!
:D

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9 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie

My god...you are never 42?! :shock:

Did I just piss on my chips with that admission? :lol2:
rotflmao

I do not know what you are referring to :lol2:

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