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orch80
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · West Sussex

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Damn, not only did I fail to score but I failed mankind.
Bugger!
Oh, bus driving is far from boring,
Yesterday the police removed a passenger because he was getting a bit abusive, it was like a scene from police interceptors, only I was right there.
I also derive great pleasure from squeezing an improbably large object through impossibly narrow passages.
wink
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Hang in there buddy.
Sometimes time has a way of providing the perfect solution.
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I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on my knife!
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Quote by deancannock
orch....see link below..may help in seeing my logic !!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/398583.html

Ahhh!!
I think I follow...
Thanks
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Quote by deancannock
I have connections to London.

You are a crooked politician with two houses and a hareem of whores.
I have connections in the doughnut industry
you are flower ??
:confused:
Applying logic.
Trying to understand.
Getting headache.
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So, by day I drive a bus for a living. I like it, I'm not confined to a dull drab office, I see the city sights, the country side and feel like I'm right on the pulse of the city.
But sometimes other people spoil this idyll.
I now know why, I figured it out yesterday.
It's down to Darwin's theory of evolution and a loophole I discovered.
Here's the scene:
I'm in a twelve ton solid metal double decker bus, half full of other peoples loved ones. I'm travelling at about 27mph. Without warning, a member of our species steps out in front of me, about ten feet away, earphones in ears.
I have two options, hit the brakes hard and throw about 40 people out of their seats, or keep going and take the idiot out of the village for good.
I somehow managed to avoid both the above, no passengers out of their seats and idiot very very narrowly missed.(2inches)
Now ruminating on this near incident, I realise that it's my fault. If I was not so good at my job, the stupid gene would die out naturally.
So, sorry folks, the idiots get to live another day, I like being good at what I do.
lol
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Squirrels!!
It's all their fault!!
lol
If ever there was going to be a thread that will make no sense whatsoever, we have found it. Roll on....
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Let us know if it works out.
I've never heard of it being done, maybe I should get out more...???
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Ahem...
May I experiment?
This one's for the ladies:
Imagine my mouth close to your ear, so close you can feel the warmth of my skin, but not my touch...
I growl a long low, soft growl deep in my throat, then take a nibble of the soft tender skin just behind your earlobe.
I tell you I am going to take my tongue and trace the line of your collarbone from your shoulder to the base of your throat. I tell you I will take my time and savour the taste of your skin. I ask you feel the tingle on your skin before I start.
Then I hesitate for a heartbeat, just about to make contact with your skin, watching the goosebumps run down your arms.
Then I slowly, gently, softly drag the very tip of my tongue along your collar bone making a long slow gentle curving circle at the hollow of your throat before moving directly along your thoat to your lips...
Any good?
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Quote by Srne
Morning folks,
I've been reading this thread since yesterday, and as a noobie simply digested the atmosphere without interference.
But now I have to chip in my penny's worth.
Is the whole object of the forum to allow people to express their individual points of view?
I cannot commenton the past, but it seems there is life out here. A four page thread already kinda proves that, don't you think?
Live and let live I say.
For isn't the beauty of us all much like a wild flower arrangement, not in our similarities, but our diversity?

Great comment. Welcome to the Forum. As you can see it is rarely smooth in here. There are 3 types of people here in my humble opinion (not that I own the site or anything) bad ones, good ones and the ones that pretend to be good ones. The trick is to see through the bullshit of the bad or pretenders and enjoy the good ones. Glad to read your thread, get involved and have fun, it's not like it's real life wink
Thanks for the welcome.
So with the "wrong'uns", would it be fair to apply the 'mushroom' principle?
Keep them in the dark and feed them bullshit?
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'Coc I was born 'n raised in Southern Africa my fave food is from there...
"Boerewors", translated as farmers sausage.
32 inches of thick pure beef and aromatic spices.
It's good...
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I've recently had the idea of slicing up a strawberry or two, and then having the slices taken, one by one, by mouth from the tip of my cock by a willing lady.
Although as yet I cannot think of a reciprocal gesture with the 'berriesfor her yet.
Any ideas? :twisted:
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Quote by tweeky
Loving the inspiration for my new avatar :cool:

I dig it dude. Absolutely sublime...
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Watching my neighbour across the street having her morning shower while I do the dishes. 8am sharp she rolls UP the blind right in front of me. And she damn well can see I'm there.
She's got to know I'm there, right?
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Hi Nola,
Thanks for the welcome. Glad to be here and a part of community.
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Morning folks,
I've been reading this thread since yesterday, and as a noobie simply digested the atmosphere without interference.
But now I have to chip in my penny's worth.
Is the whole object of the forum to allow people to express their individual points of view?
I cannot commenton the past, but it seems there is life out here. A four page thread already kinda proves that, don't you think?
Live and let live I say.
For isn't the beauty of us all much like a wild flower arrangement, not in our similarities, but our diversity?
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Waking up this morning and knowing it was going to be a scorcher!