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orch80
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · West Sussex
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Warming the Bed
Quote by Ben_Minx
Well we know the ropes and earned our spurs but I am told we fuck for Wales.
I watched a program on whales the other night. Some of those bloke whales have nine foot cocks! Talk about vwe!
Oh hang on minute, I think you meant the other wales... sorry. My bad.
Warming the Bed
I think it is wrong in so much as most peoples interpretation of "hardened" is "well experienced" and well experienced generally know what they want and have gone all the way many times before but I may be wrong.......it's been known before
Hello btw
Hello Laird,
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
I now change my opinion on the term as 'it matters not'.
I'll simply take it as it comes...
Hello btw
Hello Laird,
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
I now change my opinion on the term as 'it matters not'.
I'll simply take it as it comes...
Warming the Bed
Hello Folks,
Just back after working my arse off...
I'm very new to the swinging scene.
I'm on SH as a single guy because of personal reasons.
I'm trying my best to integrate as politely and respectfully as possible.
My profile does need polishing up, to make it more appealling, more honest, more successful etc.
After reading all the above, I would now classify myself as a playmate. As for reading a profile that states 'not hardened swingers', it's a tad confusing and ambiguous. I cannot see the term actually applying to someone. You swing, or you don't. You have sex with other people, or you don't.
Hardened is the wrong term entirely from my perspective.
It implies not wanting anything except what that particular person wants, and hints at possibly not being reliable to meet with as they may be unsure as to if they really want to go all the way.
Is my thinking wrong?
Just back after working my arse off...
I'm very new to the swinging scene.
I'm on SH as a single guy because of personal reasons.
I'm trying my best to integrate as politely and respectfully as possible.
My profile does need polishing up, to make it more appealling, more honest, more successful etc.
After reading all the above, I would now classify myself as a playmate. As for reading a profile that states 'not hardened swingers', it's a tad confusing and ambiguous. I cannot see the term actually applying to someone. You swing, or you don't. You have sex with other people, or you don't.
Hardened is the wrong term entirely from my perspective.
It implies not wanting anything except what that particular person wants, and hints at possibly not being reliable to meet with as they may be unsure as to if they really want to go all the way.
Is my thinking wrong?
Warming the Bed
Hurrah!
Now I'm safe in the knowledge I can retire and use my time decadently when I'm older.
I pointedly refuse to be some old geezer who just uses viagra to stop myself from accidentally rolling out of bed at night while asleep.
And ladies, you never have to just lie there, it takes TWO to tango.
Now I'm safe in the knowledge I can retire and use my time decadently when I'm older.
I pointedly refuse to be some old geezer who just uses viagra to stop myself from accidentally rolling out of bed at night while asleep.
And ladies, you never have to just lie there, it takes TWO to tango.
Warming the Bed
Quote by noladreams
It's lashing down & blowing a gale. I'm thinking perfect weather for being holed up in bed with someone making our own entertainment and heat :rascal:
Does weather ever make you more or less horny? Do you like getting hot when it's hot or do the winter nights bring out your inner fire? :twisted:
So sorry to hear you've got miserable weather. We've just got gales, so it'll be a job cycling to the station this morning.
Personally, I prefer a warm balmy night with a gentle breeze, lying outside in a lovely garden. Perfect for kanoodeling.
But, on the other hand, a freezing, snowed under winter night, warm fire/duvet, hot chocolate. Mmm...
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I hear you about kids and teen pregnancies.
Immigration however is a touchy subject.
I moved here from South Africa six years ago to look after my mother in law when my father in law passed away.
So you can look at it as two tax payers added to the country, who are not allowed any benefits except the NHS, to look after one OAP.
It's the other side of the same coin, isn't it?
Immigration however is a touchy subject.
I moved here from South Africa six years ago to look after my mother in law when my father in law passed away.
So you can look at it as two tax payers added to the country, who are not allowed any benefits except the NHS, to look after one OAP.
It's the other side of the same coin, isn't it?
Warming the Bed
Quote by tweeky
Waking up this morning and knowing it was going to be a scorcher!
<<<<<< Needs to move wherever orch80 is!
Grey and drizzly here :sad:
Muggy as it gets here
Would take winter over this.Sussex by the sea side. Blue and balmy and I'm smiling all over again.
Whahey!!
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Bring back national service.
1: It'll instill some form of integrity, or back bone, or national pride. Hopefully.
2: It'll at least provide form of basic income.
3: Equip ordinary citizens with the know how to tackle unruly kids on their streets.
If all else fails, bring in life sentences and the death penalty if required.
1: It'll instill some form of integrity, or back bone, or national pride. Hopefully.
2: It'll at least provide form of basic income.
3: Equip ordinary citizens with the know how to tackle unruly kids on their streets.
If all else fails, bring in life sentences and the death penalty if required.
Warming the Bed
Fish at the ready! I'm opening a whole new kettle.
Since time providing a service is billable, you could send the photographer an invoice for the time your wife modelled for his photos...
But on the other hand, that is why he's charging for the photos...
My personal opinion is that if you want the photos, pay the man, he probably needs to pay rent too.
The alternative method of cracking coded discs is to grip it tightly between both hands and bending sharply till opposite ends touch. Always works.
Since time providing a service is billable, you could send the photographer an invoice for the time your wife modelled for his photos...
But on the other hand, that is why he's charging for the photos...
My personal opinion is that if you want the photos, pay the man, he probably needs to pay rent too.
The alternative method of cracking coded discs is to grip it tightly between both hands and bending sharply till opposite ends touch. Always works.
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