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outlaws2001
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 67
Straight Female, 66
UK

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Quote by burnie
The trick with those dual mascaras, is not to put too much of the base coat on . Your lashes shouldn't look totally white like the misleading ads. Just one coat, and then a coat of the black.
I used them all the time, but admit the Loreal and Bourjois original are the best. The others tend to go clumpy.
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Burnie's got it right, I use lorearl's double extention and their shocking double ender!
just go out and forget to put on the second coat
Quote by debz4u
its ok so long as you don't get it in your eyes :shock: :shock:
YOUCH :cry:

oh no not the eyes occhh
but i like it
also .can be a power thing to
I must of been on here too long...........I seeing double
I do prefer it where it's meant to be, makes me go really squishy and gooey :shock: really fun to play with redface
on the cheeks of my arse aint bad either
hope you've change the covers on the seats for wipeable viny,I remember the feeling of surg type seating on my flesh before, cinema's and buses redface surprisedops:
on second thoughts keep it...............
Newbies on the top?
don't know if anyone heard this one last night on Q I
A man walks up to a pub and it says above the door:- liqueur at the front, poker in the rear :shock:
Me I would prefer it the other way around but heyho! found it very funny
Quote by WibblyWobbly
If we came straight here from 25 years ago we would not believe the world we are living in. However - a million TV channels (well maybe not a million) and still nothing to watch.
Mollie

Ain't that the truth... I wade through channel afer channel on SKY... even the film channels and there is nothing on... and I'm paying nearly 40 pounds a month for the privilige... I must be mad!
yep! £40 a month to sky is a waste, just think what the BBC could do with that type of income a month :scared: :scared: .........that's probally a can of worm I shouldn't open
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Personally i would never reply to someone asking for a slut etc, it always annoy me when if guys shag lots of women they are looked upon as some kind of hero stud by other men and one of the lads etc yet women are still seen as 'slags' and 'sluts', even tho i'm sure the guys who post these add mean it in a 'good' way it still stems from the same meaning....your a woman who like to shag about so your a slut!

But surely this is not the case in a swinging community??
does it matter what community it is? calling someone a 'whore' or a 'slut' means the same no matter what lift style you have, some women may find it a turn on others wont personally i find it offensive.
All cause i go to clubs and do 20+ men gang bangs that does not make me a slut lol
no serious it don't wink
i remember some guy calling me a dirty slut once while i was giving him a bj and i stopped got dressed and went home :shock: :lol:

You've got it spot on NN.......
funny how All the derogative terms out there apply to women, wonder who made them up in the first place?................................ Men or women
Quote by KitKat
:twisted: Why not wriggle out of the question, and say that the single biggest change in the modern world in the last 20 years is the convergence of the technologies of communications and computing, giving rise to the twin benefits of mobile phones and computing! cool
*Kat wanders off feeling very pleased with himself at being able to have his cake and eat it again.*
lhk
Kat

Can see within 20 years going in for an implant, net access, mobile, health check. All conected to the brain, the size of a peanut, probally match the size of what's inside of mine, except the sexual urge bit, thats just one tracked. remember you heard it here first
obviously writen by the male half of outlaws
Johnny Walker was on about this yesterday on radio 2, could they survive a day without the internet and mobile, they survived!
mobiles are convenient (promised myself many moons ago that I would never have one) but with a landline the need is a lot less. They go off at the most inconvient times as well.
so the internet has my vote
we're in the next county west, sure that we posted a reply to this thread a week back, but can't find it! still here same place as last week......
Quote by berksbex
I think it's great that they are not so obvious, it means that swingers come in all kinds of varieties and flavours :P
I do play the 'would you fuck him' game when standing in queues and looking through the line though :twisted:

yep! the "would you fuck them, him, her" all the time
Quote by Fallen Angel
They do a very good one at Sainsbury's - almost identical - in their "taste the difference" range biggrin

"taste the difference" is that vanilla or swinger
well it sounded funny in my brain
we did a search for dogging locations, and ended up here, had to rejoin earlier this year as our name was too obvious to our grown up kids, who now look on here, as guests we hope, :shock: :shock:
Glad to see we are not they only ones suffering for weeks,
The sex side of it has suffered, but we tried that last night as a cure, does sweet FA for your throat, but does wonders for your brain and state of mind. sooooooooo go and find someone else with it, and make sweet music
honey, lemon juice mixed with hot water and two paras (the tablets not the boys in camaflarge?) better than most you can buy over the counter.
trouble with oral!, you can't breath, fun when you cough though
We don't do long term friends, always thought there was too much to loose, Although they keep trying to find out what we get up to.
although with the festive season coming up you could always arrange a situation where you could blame the drink!
Just stay in the real world, Not in cyber space, try that later
There has been some really good advice on here (well done guys)
Just talk to those you're staying with and on your course (not toooooo much) and be yourself make friends and then hopfully all of it will fall into place. Girls always love a LISTENER
I'm still none the wiser!
Quote "allows groups to have fun with"
A multi limbed dildo?
How about a nice piece of gammon, Ham looks really good, colour wise on the plate alone with the white of chicken. Then you can have ham and eggs for breakfast, ham sandwhiches, ham with salad.
We prefer a smoked one it has more flavour, on the bone, if you have smoked give a good wash before hand, same cooking time as most meats 20 mins per lb and 20 mins over. score the skin with a sharp knife deep but not into the meat, you can put on honey, cloves etc to flavour look on the bbc /food site.
when it's cooked get a knife and slice the fat off leaving a thin layer of fat on the meat and push golden breadcrumbs onto it while it is still warm, a piece of tin foil on the bone thats poking out, so that you can hold it whilst carving.
it has become the prefered meat in the house for chrismas...........well almost lol
the good thing is you can cook it the evening before and have hot ham sandwhiches as you put the tree up at night!,
lastly if anyone likess crackling, with the fat put LOTS of salt on the fat and put in back in the oven on high, the salt blisters the fat and dries it out
Quote by mr filth
ahhhh just googled it .....ummmmmmm.....very nice biggrin

Saves all that grief trying to keep the cups out of the way...........it's just there you go, there they are
I've just started wearing them on occasion. I find holds-ups easier as I have difficulty doing up the clips at the back of suspenders. I like white very sheer ones with lacy tops. They make me feel so pure! lol :lol: :lol:
I do keep myself epilated and smooth though. The thought of hairy legs in stockings turns me right off too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: bolt
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quote by eager slut
"Difficulty doing the clips up" The boys missed that one, thought you would get a flood of offers :shock:
Quote by mr filth
stocking and suspenders with a basque (tits hangings out over the top) hump

A waspie is much better, but a lot harder to find