Quote by bisto kid
I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Exactly... I'm a libertarian, so I believe we should have as few laws as possible. It's a great pity that the current revisions didn't go further and remove the ridiculous ban on dancing in pubs. Can there be any real resason for this law apart from 'thou shalt not have fun'?

Quote by Deviated Prevert

I remember black jacks, four for a penny, what alse were sold like that? There was something, but I can't remember the name

Quote by dundeecpl
NO means exactly that.
This infuriates me so much.
After watching the news last night and hearing that the judge in a trial asked the jurors to return a not guilty verdict on the accused because the woman was so pissed is just disgusting.
If the judge was so pissed and woke up to find that he had been , would he be saying the same thing? " i was so drunk that i didn't know what i was doing" i don't think so.

Quote by Mister_Discreet
The only reason we had this ridiculous law is to stop workers in first world war munitions factories from turning up drunk.
The police (and taxi frms for that matter) simply can't cope with the 11:30 chaos, but by spreading out leaving times. the potential for trouble wil be reduced.
I disagree with those who say people will drink more - once we've got over the initial celebrations, the hard truth that drink is expensive and staying up all night drinking makes you a mess in the morning will hit home. On the continent, where 24 hour driking is the norm, there is no problem, so why should there be here. If there is a tendendcy to keep going at 'binge drinking' speed, it's the old law that gave rise to the problem that's to blame, not the new one!
I head on Radio 4 that 3/4 of pubs and clubs are going to be opening later than 11 now.

Quote by cu3b4ll
OK... I'll throw my hat into the ring:
There is never any excuse for ! No matter what the person was doing/wearing/going - No means No!
However, from a male perspective (and that's the only one I've got experience of) there are some women who should be convicted for "enticement" for the way they dress.
My God - that makes me sound so old :shock:

Quote by Fallen Angel
I heard about this on the radio this morning - yes it's very depressing. They were asking people in the street if they thought that victims were "askign for it" by dressing sexily and flirting and a worrying amount of them said yes! :shock:

Quote by Fallen Angel
I have just been to Sainsbury's and, amongst other things, bought black stockings :twisted:
When I got to the till, the woman serving me puicked them up, looked at me and said "you do know these are stockings. not tights, don't you?"
Why, I thought? Do I not look like a person who would wear stockings?
Earlier today, the lady in the canteen at work refrred to me as "that nice jolly one" - and I didn't take that as a compliment either! :(
Somehow, I don't want to be seen as a nice, jolly, tights wearing woman!
Now, this isn't a thread that I've put up just so people will give me compliments to make me feel better (although if offered, they will be gratefully received!), but I just wondered....
Have you ever wanted to shout at someone "actually I am a swinger, nwo let me tell you what I got up to last weekend...." and then go into graphic detail about your swinging exploits, just to shock them and challenge their opinion of you? :taz: :evil2:

Quote by devondelight
Look I really am sorry to disappoint you all .. I really don't have anything against Cross Dressers but its just they are rather hard to push into the CD player on the console of my car and they make peculiar noises too .. and don't have a tune in knob .. well I never have found one on em yet :eeek:
DD

Quote by little gem
thought this thread would be about cross dressing

Quote by marmalaid

Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.'

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Marmite motorway!!

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Marmite motorway!!

Quote by Jas-Tim
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
I'm one of those strange, shy, cowering creatures........the newbies
I had intended just to hang around for a little while, lurking, peeking, indulging in a little pleasurable voyeurism from the darkness. Watching you all giving pleasure and the ocassional mild e-spanking to each other. :shock:
I Had intended to await my (not yet appointed) mentors instructions and allow him or her (or him and her even!) to lead me to the midst of your party.........But, I felt left out ;-( (sobs) :cry:
No more so than when I peeked at my profile and read the words "total posts - zilch"
Well couldn't have that, so thought Id pop my cherry and say hallo ;-)
Hallo
Mick :?

Quote by altarica
Mr outlaw you saw the Allmans in the 70s????I am sooooooooooo gonna go put "Live at The Fillmore on"to console myself a little.