I like the BBC's one for freeview..........where all the heads are bouncing about and join together, also their ad about a year or so ago. it went with a scene of two people watching a drama on a sofa but they were sort of in the action and I think the man gets up to get a cuppa and falls of the cliff and it comes up at the end THE 1 BBC1 ....they pulled it because of complaints, they didn't understand it was an ad for the beeb or something and worried about the bloke falling off the cliff...........think I had to much sherry today
there's a moral backbone within the country and from area to area of it, which changes, as time goes by................are we going towards a more roman type of morality rather than what was deemed a strick moral code with the victorians.
The only difference was that in one, it was more a relaxed view of sex and the other the naughtiness of doing something that you was not allowed to do.
where do we fall in all this................well we like the openess of the romans and the naughtiness of the victorians...........so it means we are still f@*ked up sexually
just don't give me the freedom of the europeans
What is it about travel reporters on air Kate Weston on Wave 105fm (south) her voice just melts me.....one day she had a really sore throat........ even more sexy.......They had a poll with callers to see if she could go home and be replaced........nope everyone wanted her to carry on...........
We was going through our bank statement at the kitchen table with our 10year old daughter there.
there was a string of OD's at the end of each entry............
My daughter asks "does that that mean Oh Dear"..................we bust into laughter and yes you are right it is Oh Dear........
Now she's just brought a place of her own she's probally get her own od's now
Did anyone watch Ghost Busters last night! I know I know..................
But it was really funny and so many double meanings that we missed, the first time around (it's been on loads since but just said oh! it ghost busters and never watched it)
What's this got to do with the dogging section, I hear you ask?
Well when Bill Murray first comes across Slimers ectro plasum on the filiing draws in the libruary. He gets some on his hand and flicks from the wrist............well we both cracked up at this action as we have witnessed this ecto plasum removal on many occasions............get our drift.........
Cum..........dribble..........ectro plasum removal............gone.................got it!
Plucking it's the best way
make the most of it and enjoy.................cause it ain't long before your 10 years older than them........ oh and the policemen look like they are just out of nappies (they have their kinks as well)
we had someone's hand stuck to the window last night!
Good job he was creating enough friction not to get other parts stuck!
COLD nah! just get yourself warm and let the adrenalin kick in
A steam thing that's meant to get the grease off your oven. start it up and it melts the grease then try and wipe it off. Noooooooo it sets solid as soon as you take the steam off "Barst**d. It's teasing me!!
one of the best is the Sink! Marigolds on, in lovely hot water, hands riding up my legs lifting my skirt, and then being taken watching the world go by outside...........there's no dishwasher here
Didn't the redcoats camps that begin with a "B" do an "adult " weekend thingy......
perhaps a giant swinging heaven munch! Squease all of SH's members (well most of them) could be fun seeing the gates open after 3 days of partying
could be another 2 on the list, all depends on which monday but please keep us informed...........we will definately be there if Missy brings her kinda guy (Jeff) we really love that link
How about this one!
it was the mid eighties just got a nice new nikon 35mm camera, thought we might try it out around the house, all with a dodgy permed hair do! looked good at the time! in the bath on the stairs.........NOW how to get them printed, so, not really thinking what we had taken, we thought they were all more or less "glamour" type. so off they go in the post to a developer! waiting for them to turn up was part of the frill using 35 mm.(really miss that wait for them to pop on the mat, it was part of the frill)
10 days go by, are they lost in the post? thats when we get a letter saying if you would like to pick up your photos as they cannot be posted !!!!!!
luckily it was only 10 miles up the road, a big multi developer, with a nice new building, asked the receptionist, showing her the bit of paper, gave me a funny look and told me to go to the second floor, that was a walk of shame with my head held high along this glass corridor and everyone in the offices looking out at me, eventually to the end of it and knock on this door where a really nice woman explained that this company really didn't want our buisness and please do not send any more of this "type of photos".
when I got outside and we opened them up,sitting in the car park, there was a big sticky lable stuck over my erection that was being serviced by my wifes mouth...........oppps after that we sent them off to scotland
we do the vampire hours as well but sometimes they are the busiest, meaning more interuptions. Tea time can be fun, "on the way home from work" brigade.
but what about daytime flashing, It's too early for us but I have been told that it kicks off at 8am.
there nothing quite like soaking up a little watery sunshine this time of year, with a little accidental flashing to give you a little foreplay for later on!
Good to hear that you had a great first night, along with a gentleman dogger! well done that man, take note all you potential doggers
apologies for the happy slap bit in our post earlier, you are right no one needs to turn to voilence!
DD had it right earlier and that is, we would hope that whilst we are the center of attention, that our backsides exposed to al,l would be protected, in as much as the offender would be asked to put his phone away, by the other doggers
My backside on the front of the sunday rags wouldn't sell any more copies, probally less, "k's" on the other hand would!
Tthat is not the point, there is no way that we want what we do for kicks getting passed around by phone, web or newspapers with the implications of our family and where we live
We think that's tottally out of order, think whoever took a photo of us without permission would end with a happy slapper vid on his phone of him on the reciveing end.
how dare he even think about it without asking if it would be ok
as being naughty and breaking what is the moral code of the country is what gives you a thrill! well it is for us
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