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payne
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 46
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Quote by Silk and Big G
It sounds like theyve gone off . It may not be too late , even past sell by date fish can be revived , just drizzle a little extra virgin olive oil and add some fresh dill and sea salt over the fish and bake in the oven slowly wrapped in foil .
.. you can actually help revive fish by putting them in a bowl with some water and adding a drop of salt and some whisky (only know it works for fresh water fish.. not sure about others!!)Unfortunately my final fish passed away yesterday afternoon, but we now have 3 new ones from a different shop and they are looking a lot healthier and happier so I'm hoping it was just the shop where I bought them from!!
Sex God
Update.. little fishy is now swimming near the top and on its side... so don't think it has long left to live :cry:
When we purchased the stuff the guy said to leave the tank for 24 hours running before adding fishor purchase some stuff to dechlorinate etc the water and assured us if we did that we could put the fish straight in.
I cleaned the tank out yesterday evening and filled it up again and it has been running without fish since so think I'm going to go and buy a couple of cheapies to put in.
Thank everyone for your advice.. at least now I'm pretty sure I didn't actually do anything drastically wrong to cause this.
If all else fails I'm going back to reptiles!!!!
When we purchased the stuff the guy said to leave the tank for 24 hours running before adding fishor purchase some stuff to dechlorinate etc the water and assured us if we did that we could put the fish straight in.
I cleaned the tank out yesterday evening and filled it up again and it has been running without fish since so think I'm going to go and buy a couple of cheapies to put in.
Thank everyone for your advice.. at least now I'm pretty sure I didn't actually do anything drastically wrong to cause this.
If all else fails I'm going back to reptiles!!!!
Sex God
This is an appeal to anyone who knows anything about goldfish!!
Whoever said goldfish were easy pets?!? :shock:
We had a small problem last week when my bearded dragon had to be put down, I got myself in a right state over explaining this to my 3 yr old who, up until now, hasn't experienced death. Anyway, I took the honest approach and told her the lizard was dead and we wouldn't be seeing her again, she was up in the sky with the angels (ok... half honest approach). My daughter was obviously upset but luckily soon got over it once tweenies came on tv
So, come weekend, we decide to invest in another pet, and decided to go for goldfish. bearing in mind I know nothing about keeping fish, but figured it must be easy. We forked out for a little tank complete with air pump, filter and even a little bridge for the fishy's to swim through. And we bought 4 goldfish. We set everything up as per instructions, much to my daughters excitement (obsessed with nemo). Come monday evening.. 3 of the 4 were flaoting. I took this lack of movement to mean that they were dead so got rid of them. The one remaining goldfish was looking very poorly indeed so we put it in a bowl of water so we could completely clean the tank out and start again.
Now the tank is all clean and ready to be used again, but the fish looks very ill (white bits appearing on it, kinda like mould).
So what I'm looking for really is advice.. should I put the poor fish back into the tank and hope it gets better, or should i cut my losses and buy some more? And if I do this how can I ensure the same thing won't happen again (don't think my daughter believes that the fish have all gone on holiday to visit nemo).
:cry:
Whoever said goldfish were easy pets?!? :shock:
We had a small problem last week when my bearded dragon had to be put down, I got myself in a right state over explaining this to my 3 yr old who, up until now, hasn't experienced death. Anyway, I took the honest approach and told her the lizard was dead and we wouldn't be seeing her again, she was up in the sky with the angels (ok... half honest approach). My daughter was obviously upset but luckily soon got over it once tweenies came on tv
So, come weekend, we decide to invest in another pet, and decided to go for goldfish. bearing in mind I know nothing about keeping fish, but figured it must be easy. We forked out for a little tank complete with air pump, filter and even a little bridge for the fishy's to swim through. And we bought 4 goldfish. We set everything up as per instructions, much to my daughters excitement (obsessed with nemo). Come monday evening.. 3 of the 4 were flaoting. I took this lack of movement to mean that they were dead so got rid of them. The one remaining goldfish was looking very poorly indeed so we put it in a bowl of water so we could completely clean the tank out and start again.
Now the tank is all clean and ready to be used again, but the fish looks very ill (white bits appearing on it, kinda like mould).
So what I'm looking for really is advice.. should I put the poor fish back into the tank and hope it gets better, or should i cut my losses and buy some more? And if I do this how can I ensure the same thing won't happen again (don't think my daughter believes that the fish have all gone on holiday to visit nemo).
:cry:
Sex God
Satin, believe me hun.. if I wasn't currently waddling around like a deformed weeble then we would meet you without hesitation (although a wednesday daytime would be hard)!! Hope you do find something.. and don't give up organising meets.... I ain't gonna be pregnant forever!!!! 
Sex God
That is absolutely disgusting!!! :shock: I will immediately remove all spongebob related merchandise from my home so as to ensure my darling daughter doesn't end up gay!! (or my darling partner, for he is more obsessed with spongebob than she is)
Thank goodness this has been brought to everyone's attention.. imagine learning of homosexuality in schools!!!!!!! I didn't.... and I turned out just fine!!! :twisted:
PS Venus.... fancy a shag? :rascal:
Thank goodness this has been brought to everyone's attention.. imagine learning of homosexuality in schools!!!!!!! I didn't.... and I turned out just fine!!! :twisted:
PS Venus.... fancy a shag? :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
blue listen im so really young for everything ive done ill think i take ur advice and wait until i know about this sort of stuff will i get banned form sh?
Cause i am really so really young
Right, that's it.... can someone please enlighten me as to what the fuck "sry" means?!?!?
I don't know either but he really really is it!! Must be short for 'so really young'?
:dunno:Yep, that must be it.. it all makes sense now!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: This has made my day!!
Sex God
Quote by dundeecpl
You silly bugger!!! That will teach you to slow down.
If only i were nearer, i would have offered to come and put lashings of yoghurt on your bits.
Will think up some excuse to get down yet hunni :twisted:
G x
Stop!! You can't put more ideas in my head and get me horny when I can't even touch down there!!!!
The embarassing thing is, it was all part of my secret seduction plan for tonight.. looks like he aint getting any now :cry:
Sex God
Well I managed to get through the afternoon without peeing.. and have just been :cry: I used the trick from after I had my stitches 'down there' and pured a jug of cold water as I was doing it.. it still burnt like hell!!! Now off to the supermarket for some natural yoghurt.. any idea how long I'm supposed to leave it on for?
Sex God
Somebody please help me...... in my distracted state and haste to get about 10 things done at once.. I have picked up the wrong cream to remove the hair from my 'bits'..... Instead of using my special extra sensitive bikini line cream I've used my bog standard leg cream and now I am in AGONY!!!!!!
I'm red and on fire and to make matters worse I can't pee!!!! :shock: :cry:
Please say there's someone on here who's stoopid enough to have done the same thing at some stage? Is there any cure?
I'm red and on fire and to make matters worse I can't pee!!!! :shock: :cry:
Please say there's someone on here who's stoopid enough to have done the same thing at some stage? Is there any cure?
:lol:
Sex God
Copied from the Financial Times today:
It is designed to be secretly downloaded to a person's computer, where it will lie in wait until a user tries to connect to one of several banking websites. The "Trojan horse" software then springs into action, hijacking the computer's web browser and displaying a fake log-on page. Barclays and Bank of Scotland are two of several banks targeted by Troj/BankAsh-A, according to security software firms.
The fraudulent web pages are so convincing that the user's address bar indicates he or she has logged on to a legitimate banking site. When the victim types in his or her account information, it is recorded and sent to a remote computer.
"You already couldn't trust the sender address on incoming e-mail. Now you can't trust the address bar in your browser," says Scott Chasin, chief technology officer at MX Logic, a security software company.
It is designed to be secretly downloaded to a person's computer, where it will lie in wait until a user tries to connect to one of several banking websites. The "Trojan horse" software then springs into action, hijacking the computer's web browser and displaying a fake log-on page. Barclays and Bank of Scotland are two of several banks targeted by Troj/BankAsh-A, according to security software firms.
The fraudulent web pages are so convincing that the user's address bar indicates he or she has logged on to a legitimate banking site. When the victim types in his or her account information, it is recorded and sent to a remote computer.
"You already couldn't trust the sender address on incoming e-mail. Now you can't trust the address bar in your browser," says Scott Chasin, chief technology officer at MX Logic, a security software company.
Sex God
I'm planning on having a boob reduction, the main reason is because of back problems etc, but I'd have no problem paying a bit extra to have them 'firmed up' whilst I'm there . I'm doing it for me. It's not that I'm unhappy with how I look.. I'm very comfortable with myself, but if I can see room for improvement then I'll improve
. I'm doing it for me. It's not that I'm unhappy with how I look.. I'm very comfortable with myself, but if I can see room for improvement then I'll improve 
Sex God
Quote by fabio grooverider
unless the guys in norfolk are different.... is there something we don't know?
have the men of east anglia not worked it out yet.. or is there some strange ritual where they have to try it first before they can be confirmed as "straight"
sean xxxxxxx
Just a thought.. it could always mean a bloke who acts very straight, but is kinda 'in the closet' about wanting to try something with another bloke. He classes himself as straight because to come to terms with being 'bi' can be very difficult, so its easier just to try and ignore it in everyday life.
