Just a bit curious.. because its down to warwick that you're called 'goldfish' does that mean he's intending on using you as currency?!? :shock:
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payne
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 46
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I think that 37p/head budget is ridiculous.. but I don't know if this was just in that one school or if it's more widespread?
I could cook for that put it'd be a smart price pot noodle each
Thought the dinner lady was a bad example to set.. she obviously wasn't bothered by nutrition in her own life and didn't looked as if she'd ever done anything more than reheat stuff
I could cook for that put it'd be a smart price pot noodle each
Thought the dinner lady was a bad example to set.. she obviously wasn't bothered by nutrition in her own life and didn't looked as if she'd ever done anything more than reheat stuff
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I think, that although this does seem very nasty, it is a story.. and it could well be a fantasy shared by others.
For example.. I thin the idea of squishing someone's balls with a stiletto heel is a horrible and cruel thing to do.. but then I'm not into those sort of fetishes It shouldn't mean that a story including this sort of dominating shouldn't be included in the stories section.
There might be some men out there who get turned on at the thought of his wife being used and treated like a slut behind his back
Everyone has different tastes and fetishes, and with such a diverse community as we have here then we're likely to come across a lot of them at some stage.
Just trying to put a different light on the subject.... There is no way (apart from asking the author) of knowing how it was intended.
For example.. I thin the idea of squishing someone's balls with a stiletto heel is a horrible and cruel thing to do.. but then I'm not into those sort of fetishes
It shouldn't mean that a story including this sort of dominating shouldn't be included in the stories section. There might be some men out there who get turned on at the thought of his wife being used and treated like a slut behind his back
Everyone has different tastes and fetishes, and with such a diverse community as we have here then we're likely to come across a lot of them at some stage.
Just trying to put a different light on the subject.... There is no way (apart from asking the author) of knowing how it was intended.
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Quote by MQ
Yep....... and did you no that some tribs eat there own after birth as it contain nutrents
What do you mean, "some tribes"? its still done here, i know people who have asked the midwife to preserve the afterbirth so that they could take it home and eat it. I think its rich in iron which is what meany women need after giving birth If i remeber correctly you boil it!
Placenta pate anyone?
Apparently it tastes not much different to liver :shock: ... think I'll be giving that one a miss (although the reason some people do does make sense)
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Quote by VenusnMars
No cheating!
Hi, I have been a member of this site for a few weeks now and have been content to just observe what has been going on ( seems quite appropriate bearing in mind the nature of the site
My problem is that I am really interested in the whole concept of Dogging but I am usually working when I frequent my chosen car park. So what's the problem with that I hear you say? Well, without being too obvious, I drive a large orange van and wear a uniform so when cars arrive I'm sure that they see me parked up, get scared and drive off. If they do stay, I am then worried that I will mis-read the signs, approach a couple then find myself reported to my work-place for hasseling couples in car parks!!!!
So, what is the point of me posting this? Well, if you see me in my van in the car park off the M60 in Stockport (mentioned in the Dogging Locations on this site) please wave to me, beep me or just come over for a chat. I promise I won't bite but it will assure me that there are other like-minded people in the Stockport area. I must point out that I am straight but will talk to anyone.
:mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I read that ages ago (I was very board and was being nosey)... I just thought 'ahhh bless'.. and yes, tango dogger did spring to mind :lol:
I was going to reply to it, but I was far too out of date :cry:
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Quote by Rainbows
I have a pair of 11 yr old knickers (which is half my age!!!! :shock: ) Needless to say they've stretched a bit over the years, but they're my 'comfy when poorly' knicks...:
Oooh - I have "comfy when poorly" nicks too!!! They are normally hidden well at the bottom of the nicks drawer - underneath the thongs!!
I was impressed that mine didn't get discovered until about 6 months into this relationship.. think he lost a lot of respect for me on that day :cry: :lol:
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Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a detour and do their business behind a headstone or something.
One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that.
They both stumbled off home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing" said the other, "Mine came back with a card stuck between her arse cheeks that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a detour and do their business behind a headstone or something.
One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that.
They both stumbled off home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing" said the other, "Mine came back with a card stuck between her arse cheeks that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'
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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns butonly finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying
the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck,
then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is
an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!" "He probably spent lots of
time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you too."
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying
the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck,
then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is
an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!" "He probably spent lots of
time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you too."
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Quote by Tania
Well I looked through the list of affected foods and figured that I've already eaten a load of it anyway so there's not much point me getting rid of the rest
And what about junior? Is he/she a willing participant to research? :cry:
At the end of the day, if there is going to be any harm done.. it will already be done because I've eaten the products before being able to do anything about it.. I could sit here and beat myself up thinking "oh no.. I've put myself and my baby at risk from terrible things" or I can think "fuck it" theres not much I can really do about it is there?
If the danger was that high they'd be demanding that anyone who had consumed any of the affected produce should seek immediate medical attention.
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I think if there is no obvious reason then they need to seek help as a couple.. and she should be willing to do this if she really loved him. However if there is a reason (ie illness etc) then it makes it a bit more complicated.. is it going to be a 'forever' thing? I know if for some reason I couldn't physically have sex then I would consent to my partner getting it from elsewhere. However, I do believe sex is an important part of life and the thought of never having it again is really scary!! :shock:
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Quote by kingarthur
Would you play with someone like me?
I'm officially married, but haven't seen my wife for 3 years now.
Gosh she must be good at hide and seek :shock:
Seriously though.. I think those with the issue aren't concerned whther someone is 'officially' married.. its whether they have a partner whom they live with as though they are married (god I'm beginning to sound like a benefits form
), who they love and who has no idea about their swinging.Feel free to correct me if I've got this wrong :lol:
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Quote by mal609
I hope everything goes smoothly for you, cos we are all looking forward to seeing your happy smiling face at the parties again. as I said to Sappho, now is the time to put your feet up, cos you won't be able to afterwards! - well, not for the first 30 years, anyway!!!
Take care
Mal
I still have feet?!?!?!? :shock: :lol:
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Quote by mal609
Well I've finished off my horlicks.. think I might have to go down the alcohol route as well...
Don't you bloody dare!!! You'll have plenty of time for that afterwards!
Any chance of an update? :lol:
Mal
Aww.. seen as you asked so nicely.. :lol: Well... I'm absolutely HUGE!! (though prob not has huge as Sappho :lol: ) and I'm still struggling along.. the pain has got more bearable now I'm used to it lol. Only 7 weeks and 4 days to go until d-day!!!!! (although I've been having words with 'bump' and have expressed my prefernce for it to come on the bank holiday weekend at the end of march :wink: )
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I'm one of the ones who's a bit in the 'grey' as far as my opinions go. I wouldn't arrange to meet with anyone who I knew to be in a relationship and who were shagging behind their partners back (male or female)
On the other hand.... when in a club and having sex with strangers who I'm probably never going to see again.. I DON'T question their marital status. TBH in that situation I couldn't care less. Ignorance is bliss.
On the other hand.... when in a club and having sex with strangers who I'm probably never going to see again.. I DON'T question their marital status. TBH in that situation I couldn't care less. Ignorance is bliss.
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Well after tossing and turning (in a non sexual way) since about I've finally accepted the fact I just can't get to sleep!! :cry: I am absolutely shattered and to make things worse I've started with restless leg syndrome (either that or I'm turning into a human vibrator!! :shock: 
)
So I thought I'd come on here, find all the other insomniacs and trade tips on extra techniques that obviously don't work.....
But where is everyone?!?!? It's all quiet and I feel all lonely...
Come out come out.. whereever you are.. I know you guys must be hiding here somewhere
)So I thought I'd come on here, find all the other insomniacs and trade tips on extra techniques that obviously don't work.....
But where is everyone?!?!? It's all quiet and I feel all lonely...
Come out come out.. whereever you are.. I know you guys must be hiding here somewhere
