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payne
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Lancashire
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Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
right....shit i hate explaining my jokes....
my "speech" was reffering to Oscar speech's when they always thank everyone under the sun...it was meant to be a light hearted joke.....which evidently flew over most peoples heads!!!
Are you guys always this welcoming?
:P
It was perfectly obvious how you had intended it, but one does wonder when someone menations their parents like that!!
Why would one wonder when it was so obvious how it was intended?
Sex God
Quote by lucyuktv2
So why do I like nothing more than to rll over and go to sleep after sex (and I'm a woman btw)
Ok.. maybe its because I'm a lazy bugger... but there might be a scientific reason
I could tell you, but I'd have to carry out some tests first...just to be sure...
Purely in the interest of research
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Really, it isn't a big deal, well not as big a one as you think when you're new.
Anyway - the purpose of resurrecting this was to acknowledge just how true these words from Blue are.
... it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth.....
:lol: :lol: :lol:Don't worry Blue... I'm sure it was just luck on your part!! :shock:
Sex God
I know how you feel.. I'm already in a panic because I know my doctor will want to check 'down there' 6 wks after the baby is born.. Just the thought of it makes me feel physically sick!! :shock: However if anyone off here fancied checking 'down there' then I wouldn't bat an eyelid!!
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
it's also worth noting a curious coincidence. if we were to take y as general sexual ability/horniness, and x as alcohol intake yet again, we can see a nice explanation of the whole increasingly rampant till at some point the brewers droop kicks in after a certain number of pints thing, but i'm still doing the maths on that, so can't really draw any firm conclusions there just yet. might just do another paper on that in the future?
If you need any help with this particular study..... :rascal:
I'm...er..... sure my .....er.... mathematical skills would prove to be quite advantageous :shock:
(actually they are crap.. but I'm good at drawing pretty graphs
) 
Sex God
Quote by easy
Is Easy not about? And I was going to give myself willingly
ah well... anyone else....... :rascal:
OI!!!!!!!!
Quote by little gem
Is Easy not about? And I was going to give myself willingly :roll:
ah well... anyone else....... :rascal:
willing volunteer over here if you want one! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
In that case any room for a large one then? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Always room for one (or ten) more... plenty of me to go around!!!
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Aberdeen Fun:
Biboy with fat slug fuck friend seeking to meet bi couple or bi guys for kinky
perverted fun.
Looking to play w/c
Please email with pics to
:shock: Does s/he know that's the description you've given?
I thought he was referring to his cock!! :shock: insinuating it was his friend, it was fat, and he fucks slugs?!?!?
Sex God
Woo-hoo!! I'm a bored and frustrated housewife!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Then my fella comes home, and as long as the house is nice and clean and his tea is cooked and on the table.. he may (if I'm lucky) help to relieve all the boredom and frustration thats has built up throughout the day
Then my fella comes home, and as long as the house is nice and clean and his tea is cooked and on the table.. he may (if I'm lucky) help to relieve all the boredom and frustration thats has built up throughout the day
Sex God
Me personally being a chatterbox always accept pms. I just ignore those that are 'fancy a shag' types
What pisses me off is when blokes add me to msn without asking, just trying to get a shag.. although I do have a pretty warped sense of humour and, if I'm particularly bored, like to scare the crap out of them before blocking them.... :twisted: :twisted:
What pisses me off is when blokes add me to msn without asking, just trying to get a shag.. although I do have a pretty warped sense of humour and, if I'm particularly bored, like to scare the crap out of them before blocking them.... :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
That quote made so much sense, Rainbows!!
Having gone from being a 'lesbian' and fitting in with that lifestyle, the moment it emerged that I was in fact (OMG) bisexual.. I suddenly lost a lot of people I thought were friends.. Now this didn't really bother me too much, because people like that aren't worth getting upset over. What I did miss was my nights out, I could no longer go somewhere and feel comfortable with who I am. If I carried on going to the village, I was outcast unless I carried on the pretense that I was a lesbian, and in straight clubs I had to pretend I was straight
Where's all the 'bisexual' hotspots eh?
Having gone from being a 'lesbian' and fitting in with that lifestyle, the moment it emerged that I was in fact (OMG) bisexual.. I suddenly lost a lot of people I thought were friends.. Now this didn't really bother me too much, because people like that aren't worth getting upset over. What I did miss was my nights out, I could no longer go somewhere and feel comfortable with who I am. If I carried on going to the village, I was outcast unless I carried on the pretense that I was a lesbian, and in straight clubs I had to pretend I was straight
Where's all the 'bisexual' hotspots eh?
Sex God
Quote by davej
The EU mate. thats the problem you see the size has now been standardised to fit the larger European gob.
The EU thats a pet hate of mine ( I am such a Viz reader at heart)
Ah that explains it then..............same committee that says toaster slots should be shallower that the length of a slice of bread.
You find that too? :shock: I've thrown away 3 perfectly good toasters due to the fact my 'usual' brand of bread won't fit into them... now I'm using a 4 slicer just to toast 2 slices!!! Next time I buy one I'm going to take slices of bread into the bloody shop with me and test them all!!!
