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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64

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sorry can't help, I am currently on a penis reduction course. I am down to 14 inches so far !
Quote by twos_company
some of the ads r plain stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if u r stupid enough to reply...................

But the scary thing is that the placer of the ad actually expects replies !
Brits don't seem to have as many bizzare "accidents" like in the US though. but when they do happen here its more often the "logical" excuses that are more funny than the rather boring us explainaton of "Guess I was stoopid doh !"
Well I don't tend to go by age. In my experience I have met some very intelegent 16 year olds and some incredably stupid people in their 60's ! Sex to me though has just been the icing on the cake, that is to say that I prefer people of the same age or older "sexually" but as regards capability then I don't generaly discriminate.
Quote by italian4you
poshkate you have my highest admiration for your words.....and your photo hahahah
lets kiss i love workshiping a girl with kisses all over her body, my hands discovering her.....my mind lost in giving her heavenly pleasure............xxxx

Now THATS dirty talk ! par excellence
The lauguage of love is understood by all ! but I sense you are italian. so you must be fluent in the language of love ! I don't think colour or race matters all women are beautiful and need to be loved equally no?
seems to be a lot o that sarge ? I don't wish to moan but seems anybody vagely female is bombarded with sex chat from blokes, I guess there is some rule not to go off topic ? but I thought general chat would be more than, nice tits , can I whisper etc etc....bit crass I say ! still, interesting evening all the same.
interesting evening, thanks all ! but room just ended rather abruptly !
I wonder if farting could be considered ? ( probably wise to make it an outdoor event )
I just wanted to make a point that if unprotected sex were likened to "dangerous" sports, then as a keen potholer I can assure you that every precaution is taken to be as safe as possible. If ever asked to assist in a rescue, many cavers don't curse those that have gotten into dificulties if they were well equiped to start with, that cursing is reserved for idiots that will risk their lives (and others) going underground without even considering the dangers.
Well if this was a jobsworth test, I would say to just drive on would be the best answer because it would show that you are not going to be distracted from your job that you are actually being paid for !
Agreed Mr tweeky! but at least you visited a clinic, (abet because of a concern) but my point is why do people not visit these places as a matter of course ? a regular mot if you like.. even if there "seems" to be nothing wrong.?
I may be free thinking but i am not mad !
Even meeting a new partner, one can't be sure . I myself have a checkup at the GUM clinic somtimes. I wonder if any one else bothers unless there is somthing wrong ?
In a way I wonder if people can't ever be certified free of STD ? I understand the Dutch have a system with "working girls " where they must have regular checkups , not cert, no job ? but in general I supose it would not work here if people are too lazy to even be bothered about their own health let alone others.
Quote by dianedave
I Remember all theese but I'm not 30 till January, Surely I didn't watch TV in the womb

Maybe you saw the repeats ? thre were a lot of those in 80's
Captain pugwash ! There is somthing about sailors........no ? oh just me then....
Seems to be a mad situation, but at least nobody can blame you anymore and I would rather be unemployed than to be associated with such poor management in the NHS now.
Quote by spook384
Does anybody remeber the A Team now there was quality, amazing whay you could build locked in a shed for 20 minutes

Don't you just love it when a plan comes together !
The Japanese are quite into cartoons . Usually about schoolgirls and the battle of good and evil and moral questions of honour and fantasy Don't think this was what Disney was about although the story ges that Donald Duck was once at a hotel and phoned the reception to ask for condoms...The clerk only asked if he wanted them put on his bill ? Certainly not ! Donald replied, do you think I am some sort of perv ! lol
Camping must be fun with you!!! lol
Mal
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Allways handy to have a place to hang yer hat I say
I understand that there are some who do say Derbyshire is a right glory hole..take a peak in the district ! or Maybe go to Yorkshire and .see " real" glory oles size o' dusbins (not saying we put them in t wall...its the rats ya see bloody big uns.....)
My respects for whoever or to whatever I don't know or want to know,
But myself, I tend to do as I please and therefore must take full blame or credit should anything "happen" as a result. Were I to die, well Its not my problem anymore and were the situation for example, that I as a single male meet a "single" female who is infact married and her husband does not know then I feel my first mistake is that I know too much about that person and my second mistake would be to continue, but I would not feel any sense of blame whatsoever (unless he's a big hairy bloke...) but then we must all be prepared to defend ourselves and our actions or walk away if thats the right thing to do?
I could never quite understand "Grange Hill " producers, I was a kid at school all day, so why the bleedin hell would I want to watch a program about School when I came home ???!!!
But what would be my chances of posting LMU, single guy looking for female for polite conversation, tea and biscuits ?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Blunko and I are in fact the same person :eeek:
Sorry, thought everyone knew rolleyes

We are Sgt_Mids :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Would that not be major mids ?
Psst you have tried lighting them havn't you they only smell why they are burning innocent
Try lighting With a joss stick !
The difference between a club and the SH chatrooms is that you can usually get into a club...........