come on admin, whats the problem??????
Orgasminator
could i have the link too please?
come on admin, whats the problem??????
come on admin, whats the problem??????
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philstarnchoozy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
Just noticed the programme on 2nite 'Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis" on channel 4 :cry: poor sod
john wayne bobbit
thats the poor sod
Orgasminator
Quote by JudyTV
Preferably on my own. ...............................but with access to broadband and a very large and powerful twin engined seagoing speed launch, merely so I can get to the nearest late shop for my milk and bread.
Jude
for me jude!
then i could go poseing in the speed boat while you were gettin the grub in
Orgasminator
i just think i will stick with what i have and learn to use it better.
by the way, any ladys out there would like to help teach me
by the way, any ladys out there would like to help teach me
Orgasminator
just been reading the post Escorts, good question but, as per-useual some one hijacked it............ then it went back to being all about the original question!
i do know it was a genuine question and i hope the answers you got where helpful.
but i was enjoying the bit about the cars.
so........ what have been the best and worst cars/vans for (making out in)?
mine...... best = trasit van (plenty of room and privacy)
worst = the old soft top mg (opposit reasons)
ADD ON; mondeo`s are better than escorts, i have one! and it`s on an estate!!!
this is only ment as a bit of fun seeing as though there seems to be alot of agro about all sorts of stuff at the moment
i do know it was a genuine question and i hope the answers you got where helpful.
but i was enjoying the bit about the cars.
so........ what have been the best and worst cars/vans for (making out in)?
mine...... best = trasit van (plenty of room and privacy)
worst = the old soft top mg (opposit reasons)
ADD ON; mondeo`s are better than escorts, i have one! and it`s on an estate!!!
this is only ment as a bit of fun seeing as though there seems to be alot of agro about all sorts of stuff at the moment
Orgasminator
yet another who wants to come along and shag everythig in-sight.
what happend to personality, whit and charm?
most of all..............what happened to patients????
talk to folk, get to know them, you are not the only one on this site who is looking for what you want!
other people do have the freedom to choose and with an attitude like yours you do have to ask yourself one question. what makes you a better choice than the next guy?
maybee he has been around longer and bothered to take the time to get to know people.
maybee he has been varified and proved that he is genuine.
good luck on your search i think you might need it!!
what happend to personality, whit and charm?
most of all..............what happened to patients????
talk to folk, get to know them, you are not the only one on this site who is looking for what you want!
other people do have the freedom to choose and with an attitude like yours you do have to ask yourself one question. what makes you a better choice than the next guy?
maybee he has been around longer and bothered to take the time to get to know people.
maybee he has been varified and proved that he is genuine.
good luck on your search i think you might need it!!
Orgasminator
don`t even get me started on this, piggin adverts in general are a pain. being a single male i think i`m just a social lepper. thank goodness for people like nwcouple, who at least give us a chance to go out and socialise with like minded people. mind you, it is up to us then to prove that we are genuine (think thats how it`s spelt) NICE people.
there could be a little more tolerence on this site me thinks. but just to contradict myself, if you have been in the chat room recently i can see why people get pissed off with it all. the amount of grief that goes on in there is unreal. rant over, calm now!
thank you nwcouple for organising the event!!!!!!! god bless ya an keep ya safe!!!!!!!!
there could be a little more tolerence on this site me thinks. but just to contradict myself, if you have been in the chat room recently i can see why people get pissed off with it all. the amount of grief that goes on in there is unreal. rant over, calm now!
thank you nwcouple for organising the event!!!!!!! god bless ya an keep ya safe!!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hi Philstarr, it would be great to see you at the munch. I will send out details of the venue etc nearer to the time but in the meantime, if you need any more info, just get in touch.
As for the background music, I am sure you little offer will shame our resident DJ Mr trainmanone, into action, but thanks so much for the offer
thank nwc. i will look forward to it. hope i haven`t stepped on anyones toes with the offer of b/g music.
Orgasminator
i can`t believe that someone from westhoughton would put an add like that! (honest)
go up street on any weekend night and you are almost sure to find what you are looking for, (if you have anythig about you). you know them normal things like say, the ability to be able to comunicate, a smile, a sence of humor,................. a bath!!!
They do say "every village has one!"
But why oh why, does westhoughton have so bloody many??????
This reply is from a kew yed, so i do know what i`m on about!!!!!!!
go up street on any weekend night and you are almost sure to find what you are looking for, (if you have anythig about you). you know them normal things like say, the ability to be able to comunicate, a smile, a sence of humor,................. a bath!!!
They do say "every village has one!"
But why oh why, does westhoughton have so bloody many??????
This reply is from a kew yed, so i do know what i`m on about!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
hi my my name is phill and i am available to come on the night. i have been a member for a little while now and would love to recieve an invite. i would hope to gain for the mini, a better understanding of what pepole are looking for on sh and to put some faces to names and avitars. plus it would be nice to be able to socialise with people of a similar mind and outlook. if you would like some background music let me know by pm as i should be able to help with that no problem.
phill.
phill.
Orgasminator
had my pa for about a year and had no probs, great as a chat up line. you just stand there and make an adjustment while you have her attention, usual coment is "do you have crabs or something" reply " no i`ve got a pa" thats it, all the questions start flowing from her with avid intrest. they are still not all that common and so raise alot of intrest bue to that fact. i suppose most of the comments above are for single guys and not for you. a word of warning don`t do what i did. only had it done for about an hour and a half, got home and couldn`t wait to see what it looked like in its full glory. i put a dvd on, pants round anckles and pressed play. i then looked down and nearly fainted. my stomach was full of blood (shit myself so much it nearly turned inside out). mind you that did stop the bleeding. as with all the other replies, forget peeing without dribbles, it has also stopped me hitting my chest with the squirt, sort of just flows out now. some women hate it some like it some love it. seams weird not to have it in now when i take it out. good luck and plenty of enjoyment.
phill.
phill.
Orgasminator
good luck in your search for what you want and keep your chin up.
Orgasminator
happy new year to all at sh. only just signed back on after a very busy dec, being that i am a dj and have been entertaining all you party animals.
Talk about a change!!!!!
What the f**k has happened?
Is it just me or are other pepole finding it difficult to now find their way round?
Still can`t see why the old saying of " if it`s not broke don`t fix it" has not been applied, or is that just me being an old git and not liking change?
well like i said before my rant, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
Talk about a change!!!!!
What the f**k has happened?
Is it just me or are other pepole finding it difficult to now find their way round?
Still can`t see why the old saying of " if it`s not broke don`t fix it" has not been applied, or is that just me being an old git and not liking change?
well like i said before my rant, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
not only a very short post with no description of what they want.
but they do not seam to have checked it out since to sort it out
not very inspiring is it
but they do not seam to have checked it out since to sort it out
not very inspiring is it
Orgasminator
not that it means much, but i`m all kunfood too. been workin alot through dec (silly season for all you party animals). mind you i do like the new look.
Orgasminator
there is also a small sweetie shoppe in botany bay in chorley lancs
they do lots of differant stuff
they even do liquerish root (can`t spell it). the twig thingys
they do lots of differant stuff
they even do liquerish root (can`t spell it). the twig thingys
Orgasminator
yes but they left a mark on my forehead
didn`t like that effect
didn`t like that effect
Orgasminator
hope you take it as it is ment, as fun!!!
dictionary for decoding personal adds
40-ish........................49
adventurous..............slept with everyone
athletic.......................no breasts
average looking.........mingger
beautiful.....................pathological liar
emotionally secure.....on medication
feminist.......................butch
free spirit....................junkie
frendship first............former slut
new age.....................body hair in the wrong places
old fashioned..............no bj`s
open minded...............desperate
outgoing......................loud and embarrassing
professional...............bitch
wants soul mate.........stalker
hope you like them
just off now to change my add 
oh got some more if anybodys interested?
add on
women`s english
1. yes=no
2. no=yes
3. maybe=no
4. we need=i want
5. i am sorry=you will be sorry
6. we need to talk=you`re in trouble
7. sure, go ahead=you`d better not
8. do what you want=you will pay for this later
9. i am not upset=of course, i am upset, you moron!
10. you`re very attentive tonight=is sex all you think about?
men`s english
1. i`m hungry=i`m hungry
2. i`m sleepy=i`m sleepy
3. want a drink=need a beer
4. nice dress=nice cleavage
5. i love you=let`s have sex now
6. i`m bored=do you want to have sex?
7. may i have this dance=i`d like to have sex with you
8. can i call you sometime=i`d like to have sex with you
9. can i take you out to dinner= i`d like to have sex with you
10. i don`t think those shoes go with that outfit=i`m gay
dictionary for decoding personal adds
40-ish........................49
adventurous..............slept with everyone
athletic.......................no breasts
average looking.........mingger
beautiful.....................pathological liar
emotionally secure.....on medication
feminist.......................butch
free spirit....................junkie
frendship first............former slut
new age.....................body hair in the wrong places
old fashioned..............no bj`s
open minded...............desperate
outgoing......................loud and embarrassing
professional...............bitch
wants soul mate.........stalker
hope you like them
just off now to change my add
oh got some more if anybodys interested?
add on
women`s english
1. yes=no
2. no=yes
3. maybe=no
4. we need=i want
5. i am sorry=you will be sorry
6. we need to talk=you`re in trouble
7. sure, go ahead=you`d better not
8. do what you want=you will pay for this later
9. i am not upset=of course, i am upset, you moron!
10. you`re very attentive tonight=is sex all you think about?
men`s english
1. i`m hungry=i`m hungry
2. i`m sleepy=i`m sleepy
3. want a drink=need a beer
4. nice dress=nice cleavage
5. i love you=let`s have sex now
6. i`m bored=do you want to have sex?
7. may i have this dance=i`d like to have sex with you
8. can i call you sometime=i`d like to have sex with you
9. can i take you out to dinner= i`d like to have sex with you
10. i don`t think those shoes go with that outfit=i`m gay
Orgasminator
wow
damn good advice there!
see, every thing you need to know and more can be found on here.
good luck on what you decide
damn good advice there!
see, every thing you need to know and more can be found on here.
good luck on what you decide
Orgasminator
i know how it feels to be sterio typed too
being a dj, i am always being thought of as a rite tart, i am but thats not the point.
a beer guzzleing, i do but that still ain`t the point
rich guy, that`s the point! always skint!!!!!
being a dj, i am always being thought of as a rite tart, i am but thats not the point.
a beer guzzleing, i do but that still ain`t the point
rich guy, that`s the point! always skint!!!!!
Orgasminator
what has happened to the sweet you can eat between meals?
they are rubbish now!!!!!!
not a happy bunny!!!!! :cry:
they are rubbish now!!!!!!
not a happy bunny!!!!! :cry:
Orgasminator
Quote by Glasgowfella
texan bars.
no one seams to remember them though :cry:
I remember those well, there was a bar out a wee while ago called a secret bar and i think it tasted very similar, it wasnt at all the same type of thing tho, wasnt chewy for a start
you had to be careful with texans, they always went spikey at the ends, you could take your eye out if not careful
Orgasminator
it was spliting the bambo
I think its splitting the Bamboo
DD
where the lady is on her back with legs closed and straight up in front of you.
you then take her by the ankles and open her legs wide while she keeps them straight.
Quote by devondelight
wtf's splitting the bambino?
I think its splitting the Bamboo
DD
where the lady is on her back with legs closed and straight up in front of you.
you then take her by the ankles and open her legs wide while she keeps them straight.
Orgasminator
Quote by TallFunLondon
whats 'dugging'??
see told you i was knackered!!!! :doh:
can`t even spell rite!
but hey thanks for pointing it out to me!
flamein` english teachers :dry: :grin:
didn't think it was spelling - thought it was something I didn't know about.
wouldn't point out a spelling mistake, make far too many of me own.
sorry tallfun wasn`t being shitty
just takin the mick
laughed me t..s off when i saw it.
previewed it 4 times before i sent it
ah well
:doh: Orgasminator
sorry for shouting
fair comment sexy steph. so hear are mine
fair comment sexy steph. so hear are mine
Quote by phillstarr
well as i am sure it will be pointed out to me, if it has been done! (as a newbie i hope i will be forgiven)
what is the;
a) most common sexual position (you think)? doggie
b) most abventurous position you have tried (men or woman)? whellbarrow
c) hardest position to get into (without doin yourself a mischief)? wheelbarrow
d) the most penetrative position (as in ow that hurt)? splitting the bambo
and the most important of all;
e) the most pleasureable position you (again for men or women)? fem lay flat on bed, me on knees behind. but not up the chocolate starfish
please forgive if this has been done before but i am just trying to join in.
if you take part then thanks alot
phill xxxx
Orgasminator
has there ever been?
is there ever likely to be?
if so when?
if not why not?
an sh convention.
somewhere where everybody can meet up for a couple of days, or a week or so. for one hell of a big p..s up. a massive social. i know if it was any more than that the lovely boys in blue would have somthing to say.
just wondering 
is there ever likely to be?
if so when?
if not why not?
an sh convention.
somewhere where everybody can meet up for a couple of days, or a week or so. for one hell of a big p..s up. a massive social. i know if it was any more than that the lovely boys in blue would have somthing to say.
just wondering
Orgasminator
Quote by TallFunLondon
whats 'dugging'??
see told you i was knackered!!!! :doh:
can`t even spell rite!
but hey thanks for pointing it out to me!
flamein` english teachers :dry: :grin:
