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philstarnchoozy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
UK
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2 hours i spent trying to get to sleep last night!
could not get the threds i had red out of my head! thought of allsorts of smart and whitty comments! even came up with a few of my own........
but as it has been said before, yesterday i think. i CANNOT think of a single bloody one now!
so, not only am i totally knackerd, but it is dugging the life out of me as to what the hell i was thinking of for two whole hours last night!!!!!
so yes once again the longer standing members of this site were rite!!!
not only does sh get under your skin, but it also eats into your every fiber, your very essance!!!!!!!!!
GOOD INIT
could not get the threds i had red out of my head! thought of allsorts of smart and whitty comments! even came up with a few of my own........
but as it has been said before, yesterday i think. i CANNOT think of a single bloody one now!
so, not only am i totally knackerd, but it is dugging the life out of me as to what the hell i was thinking of for two whole hours last night!!!!!
so yes once again the longer standing members of this site were rite!!!
not only does sh get under your skin, but it also eats into your every fiber, your very essance!!!!!!!!!
GOOD INIT
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CAN`T BELIEVE THIS ONE SLIPPED UNDER "I WANT TO MAKE A PORN MOVIE" AND THAT ONE HAS BEEN -- LOCKED!!!
BUMP!
BUMP!
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with all these sinners in here i think you may need to don your best vicars outfit and open a confesional. once a week somewhere close to each community, pref in a pub! beer losens the tongue and all that. also a good excuse to get dresses up and go out!!!!!! 
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Quote by EagerSlut
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shame on all of you
I won't tell though so don't worry! :twisted: :twisted:
thank you
didn`t work much so no one will know anyway
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whimps!!!!! just ring the numbers and ask leading questions
blag it!!
blag it!!
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well as i am sure it will be pointed out to me, if it has been done! (as a newbie i hope i will be forgiven)
what is the;
a) most common sexual position (you think)?
b) most abventurous position you have tried (men or woman)?
c) hardest position to get into (without doin yourself a mischief)?
d) the most penetrative position (as in ow that hurt)?
and the most important of all;
e) the most pleasureable position you (again for men or women)?
please forgive if this has been done before but i am just trying to join in.
if you take part then thanks alot
phill xxxx
what is the;
a) most common sexual position (you think)?
b) most abventurous position you have tried (men or woman)?
c) hardest position to get into (without doin yourself a mischief)?
d) the most penetrative position (as in ow that hurt)?
and the most important of all;
e) the most pleasureable position you (again for men or women)?
please forgive if this has been done before but i am just trying to join in.
if you take part then thanks alot
phill xxxx
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hi bunny,
welcome and nice to see you.
wow first post and so many replies, and they say women have no power! two words, female and single and the place is in uproar.
as i think most of the women on here will agree, its ok gettin replies. but it seems a different matter gettin the buggers to turn up! (@ least that seems to be the case)
as i said nice to see you.
if you would like to pm me when all the fuss has died down, i would love to hear from you.
phill xxxxxxxxxx
welcome and nice to see you.
wow first post and so many replies, and they say women have no power!
two words, female and single and the place is in uproar.as i think most of the women on here will agree, its ok gettin replies. but it seems a different matter gettin the buggers to turn up! (@ least that seems to be the case)
as i said nice to see you.
if you would like to pm me when all the fuss has died down, i would love to hear from you.
phill xxxxxxxxxx
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hi vicky,
would it be poss to add another one to the list please?
would be nice to meet everyone as i can`t do any over dec due to working.
would it be poss to add another one to the list please?
would be nice to meet everyone as i can`t do any over dec due to working.
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hi blue,
i`m free......... (as larry grayson once said)
i live in the north west also, so that could make it a bit easier to meet up.
oh bye the way my add no if you want to check me out is 404784.
all the best in your quest!!!!
i`m free......... (as larry grayson once said)
i live in the north west also, so that could make it a bit easier to meet up.
oh bye the way my add no if you want to check me out is 404784.
all the best in your quest!!!!
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well as a newbie i`m not sure what the hell is now going on!
but what i will say as a warning to the new addmin is this!!!!!!!
what exists will find a way to exist!!!!!!!
here or somewhere else!!!!!!
communitys will survive!!!!!!
but what i will say as a warning to the new addmin is this!!!!!!!
what exists will find a way to exist!!!!!!!
here or somewhere else!!!!!!
communitys will survive!!!!!!
Orgasminator
good luck on your quest
me thinks you will need it
then again i`m never rite
ah what the hell, GOOD LUCK!
me thinks you will need it
then again i`m never rite
ah what the hell, GOOD LUCK!
Orgasminator
Quote by salt_n_pepper
please pardon my being thick but
where is mansfield?
north nottinghamshire
damn shame!!! (for me that is)
would have loved to have visited you two.
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Quote by redgirlmanc
for once a good night out/in in my home town and phill starr`s out of the country (in warrington).
still a newbie so couldn`t have come but @ least i could have got a refusal!!!
off sulking now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We will have to arrange a social in Bolton so all you local lads can become known to us! Then we will be able to let you all come and come and come at one of our parties! lol
even better!!
didn`t get a refusal!!
got a possable night out, wey hey! up for that!
here`s the sad bit for me. can`t make it untill after xmas.
having to entertain all you party animals out there.
sorry. forgot to ad a thank you! (got to overwhelmed)
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for once a good night out/in in my home town and phill starr`s out of the country (in warrington).
still a newbie so couldn`t have come but @ least i could have got a refusal!!!
off sulking now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
still a newbie so couldn`t have come but @ least i could have got a refusal!!!
off sulking now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
would love to have helped but have gigs all weekend. sorry.
pissed off now :cry:
pissed off now :cry:
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this is a genuine question not a sneaky add!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am thinking of getting another pierceing done, i already have a prince albert and am now thinking of having one about 2" above the base of the shaft. (in the pubic region)
the questions are;
can it be done?
if so, is there a name for it?
and one for the ladys to answer;
would it be worth having it done?
thanks for your time
phill
i am thinking of getting another pierceing done, i already have a prince albert and am now thinking of having one about 2" above the base of the shaft. (in the pubic region)
the questions are;
can it be done?
if so, is there a name for it?
and one for the ladys to answer;
would it be worth having it done?
thanks for your time
phill
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Quote by bisto kid
I have a habit of missing these signs, signals what ever you want to call them. I usually click on afterwards and kick myself for it
i totally agree!!!! i must walk round with blinkers on
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hi donuts69
a bit daughnting @ first init?
good luck and nice to see another newbie
a bit daughnting @ first init?
good luck and nice to see another newbie
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Quote by Vicky_uk
One guy said he wanted the lights off in a Private Room in a swingers Club
When we told him they are dim anyway and asked what the problem was with lights
it turned out he had a boil on his bum :shock:
wouldn`t you want the lights out with a boil on your bum?
not that i would have gone in the first place with a boil on my big hairy butt!!!!!!!
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glad i didn`t get all that s..t on my first post! i was only confused about a typo
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i got 98 yrs in prison and £9500 fine. no wonder i`m always skint
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all the women who say men cannot multitask are wrong!!!!!!!!
WE CAN!!! we sit on the bog and read the paper don`t we!!!???
WE CAN!!! we sit on the bog and read the paper don`t we!!!???
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sorry to bother everyone (but i am a newbie for my sins)
but could someone please let me know what tpe stands for?
thanks alot if you reply!
phill starr.
guess i fct up i`ll look again and be back! (told you i was a newbie)
good set of replys though lol
no i was rite!
females lookin 4 males, addy no 427143.
"i want 24/7 tpe relationship"
i`m still confused??????
thank you all
some good guesses @ it though!
i may not be the only one who didn`t get it!!!! ha, ha, ha ha, ha
but could someone please let me know what tpe stands for?
thanks alot if you reply!
phill starr.
guess i fct up i`ll look again and be back! (told you i was a newbie)
good set of replys though lol
no i was rite!
females lookin 4 males, addy no 427143.
"i want 24/7 tpe relationship"
i`m still confused??????
thank you all
some good guesses @ it though!
i may not be the only one who didn`t get it!!!! ha, ha, ha ha, ha
