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Bisexual Male, 58
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Orgasminator
Quote by antwest99
Lets hope they're not scared of heights!
I bet he doesn't get that !!!
Ant
Took me a few seconds to scan birch (spelling) as beech... but then again I've just got home for a fetish club and still got hitting arses with wooded things on my mind ;-)
Now I don't get that ! I was assuming the original post was a mis-spelling for beach. No birch trees at all....
LOL it was late and I was knackered so I mis-read his mis-spelling the first couple of times so I didnt anyones joke.
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Quote by Marcuso
Bugger Derby and Nottingham.......Let's do one in Chesterfield....lol
LOL
Problem is, if people want to drink then it has to be a friday or sat as thats when the late busses run to outlying places such as Ilkeston ;-) and I'm guessing most other places that barton/trent service.
Derby doesnt have a late bus!
Could be worse tho... could be Norfolk where the last bus and train from yarmoth or norwich is about 10:30 every blody night including the weekend.
Hey we could hold it in Ilkeston... if you cant get a bus then you're all more than welcome to crash in my house
Orgasminator
Quote by antwest99
Lets hope they're not scared of heights!
I bet he doesn't get that !!!
Ant
Took me a few seconds to scan birch (spelling) as beech... but then again I've just got home for a fetish club and still got hitting arses with wooded things on my mind ;-)
Orgasminator
car key,
bike lock key (bike lock since lost)
Yayle lock key (no idea what thats for)
Torch (one of them niftly LED bright light things about 2" long)
Front door key (to front door)
Back door key (ot old lock on the back door)
5 key ring rings
Finder return badge (no longer paid up so redundant)
Briefcase key (no longer have briefcase)
Another Yale key (not a clue)
Front door key (to my mums)
Key (no idea)
Expired partners membership key tag.
(ok so I hate to throw things aways) but on the positive side... if its not in my pocket I feel naked without it... the lack of weight alerts me to the fact im missing/forgetting something, lol.
bike lock key (bike lock since lost)
Yayle lock key (no idea what thats for)
Torch (one of them niftly LED bright light things about 2" long)
Front door key (to front door)
Back door key (ot old lock on the back door)
5 key ring rings
Finder return badge (no longer paid up so redundant)
Briefcase key (no longer have briefcase)
Another Yale key (not a clue)
Front door key (to my mums)
Key (no idea)
Expired partners membership key tag.
(ok so I hate to throw things aways) but on the positive side... if its not in my pocket I feel naked without it... the lack of weight alerts me to the fact im missing/forgetting something, lol.
Orgasminator
Quote by Kinky Lizard
Diameter of Primary Mirror: 200mm
Telescope Focal Length: 1000mm (f/5)
DOH just read that... 1000mm is the focal length, 200 is the physical dimentions, f5 is the amount of light let in using the square root function of distance over light source (or somesuch)
I think this guy had the same, but with something like f2 hence the price hike. Camera lenses are the same... the better the f-number for a given lens lenght the more it costs (excluding bells and wistles like USM and stabalisation) as it means physically bigger glass reducing the light to the same focus plane of the film and the potential distortions and minor imperfections create worse problems.
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Quote by Kinky Lizard
Hi guys,
I'm buying a 200mm telescope (i could have said 8" but I know I wouldn't have had a serious reply!!)
anyhow, my question is.....which is the best to purchase: a reflector or a refractor????
Are you sure 200mm is going to be enough? The reason I ask is my longest lens for my camera is a 75-300mm (works out about 480mm as my sensor is not true 35mm) and even so thats not a huge zoom... the moon only fills about 1/16-32 of the frame (we dont have a full moon so I cant check)
If I remember correctly reflectors are generally better... the reason is the mirror does the work and the lenses in the "viewer" dont actually have to magnify as the mirrors do that... also the mirror surface being better than ground glass "magnification" and also being larger have a better light collecting ability... if you have any understanding of f-stops in a camera (something about quadroupling the light for each stop... I work on a guestimate then let the camera tell me if i'm wrong, lol) then its the same thing... from a lense POV if a refractor were f4 then a reflector would be f2 so would in effect let in more light and allow you to view darker objects... or thats what I can remember from about 25 years ago :-S
The problem is... you need to pay a lot for it to be worth paying for. Reflectors are for the same focal length (mm) physically bigger and heavier; I dont know about the price differences.
As I say... was years ago now... but I recall he who does sky at night saying something along thoes lines. You also need something very very very sturdy (weight helps, as does the tripod mount) as just breathing on the damn thing makes it shift where its looking, never mind when you put your eye to it... and reflectors have weight and suffer far less from wobble.
My lad got a cheap telescope (tipical science brand type, refractor) and its nigh on impossible to keep it steady enough to actually lock and then focus on any blody star... and the moon is hard enough and its big in relationship to the stars.
I did read an article by an amateure gazer who had a 1000mm lens with a camera mount and got some blody amazing shots of the moon... however he did pay a fair few grand for the set up not including the camera.
If you have newsgroup access you might want to post/read some of the astronomy groups or google which is best etc.
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Wonder if Tony Blair fancies going for a quick hillwalk??
Lmao.... we wish, lol.
Sadly the only thing i know about RC was how some TV programs took the mik and had him mumbling in an incorerent pesudo scotish accent.
On a more human and non-political note... I feel sorry for his family and my thoughts are with them in their time of need as I know what its like to loose a loved one when my father died.
Orgasminator
I'm not sure if the posts are a bit of a laugh... but if not...
When I'm working at lushlove or some other fetish event I have one simple "always..." if the shot is not of a specific person who has said "I've no problems with my face being shown" then all distinguishing features are removed such as tats and face and the same rules apply to anyone in the background (you'd be supprised how many people forget the blury out of focus faces!)
While there is no, or little, legal re-course in the UK for "public" photographs the damage is done well before then... the states have case law that, in simple terms, puts self image rights over standard copyright laws... so the use of someones image without concent lands a tog in a whole load of pain... in the uk, if the photos are taken in a "public" place then no concent is required for use of said images except where any attatched text or descriptions may be false or open to liable slander. (although the HR act takes presidence, so the "right to privacy" and vagrency act (for nude images in public) does play a part) My personal take on things is... if you dont have permission for a swinging or BDSM event then you have to mask the faces and tats and other identifying features and i use thoes rules for my own piece of mind as I would not want to inadvertantly "out" someone not because i'm working within the law.
When I'm working at lushlove or some other fetish event I have one simple "always..." if the shot is not of a specific person who has said "I've no problems with my face being shown" then all distinguishing features are removed such as tats and face and the same rules apply to anyone in the background (you'd be supprised how many people forget the blury out of focus faces!)
While there is no, or little, legal re-course in the UK for "public" photographs the damage is done well before then... the states have case law that, in simple terms, puts self image rights over standard copyright laws... so the use of someones image without concent lands a tog in a whole load of pain... in the uk, if the photos are taken in a "public" place then no concent is required for use of said images except where any attatched text or descriptions may be false or open to liable slander. (although the HR act takes presidence, so the "right to privacy" and vagrency act (for nude images in public) does play a part) My personal take on things is... if you dont have permission for a swinging or BDSM event then you have to mask the faces and tats and other identifying features and i use thoes rules for my own piece of mind as I would not want to inadvertantly "out" someone not because i'm working within the law.
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My lad knows I'm a swinger and bi (long story but involves him creating a MSN messenger account against my wishes and adding myself and my ex to his list some years ago, lol)
But a few weeks ago I was having a phone wank with someone when he came downstairs and walked in on myself with trousers around my ankles and wanking (I can usually hear him doing the tipical teenage "thomp, thomp" down the stairs, but this time didnt) he looked rather startled, did a double take, and turned around and went back up stairs....
after explaining to the person on the other end of the phone that I had to go... I ziped up and went up stairs and said "now that was really embarising" he said "yeps, i'll knock next time" and we are all good now :-) I was definatly an experience I would not want to have again... at least when im photographing or with someone he knows the studio and bedroom are off limits; while being a single parent does not preclude me from having a sex life and meeting people I really would like him to grow up with a "normal" view of romance and sex with the opertunity to explore as he gets older and more mature.... its a real jugiling act sometimes as he's far to mature for his actual age :-S
But a few weeks ago I was having a phone wank with someone when he came downstairs and walked in on myself with trousers around my ankles and wanking (I can usually hear him doing the tipical teenage "thomp, thomp" down the stairs, but this time didnt) he looked rather startled, did a double take, and turned around and went back up stairs....
after explaining to the person on the other end of the phone that I had to go... I ziped up and went up stairs and said "now that was really embarising" he said "yeps, i'll knock next time" and we are all good now :-) I was definatly an experience I would not want to have again... at least when im photographing or with someone he knows the studio and bedroom are off limits; while being a single parent does not preclude me from having a sex life and meeting people I really would like him to grow up with a "normal" view of romance and sex with the opertunity to explore as he gets older and more mature.... its a real jugiling act sometimes as he's far to mature for his actual age :-S
Orgasminator
I was 17 to my then 15 year old GF... and we were together for another 2ish years after till she met a 40 year old with loads of dosh, a BMW, and a chain of hair salons.
I used to ride back from Norwich to Acle on my bike after working in the wimpy making burgers, thow stones up at her window and when she came down we'd shag around the back of her house... not very romantic... but I so remember loosing my virginity in my bed at my parents house; the rectory lol, to her and being deeply in love.
The funny thing is... most of these posts have people loosing it from an age so much older than all my mates said they lost there's at... if you believed them they were all going hammer and tongs about 14 lmao.
I lost my bi virginity at 18'ish to a couple in Yarmouth who stll to this day remain my friends (i'm 38 now) although we lost contact for a good few years till I saw an advert on SH from them a few years back :-)
It probably took me till I met, swung, and split with a woman I met on the net about 6-7 years ago to be totally comfortable with my sexuality and who I am and what I like... and about 5-6 years ago to feel comfortable with my BDSM side of things and realise that I enjoy inflicting pain/pleasure/humiliation/excitement... and that was probably more dificult to accept that my bi-sexuality as it went more against every socialy acceptable morality than being bi or gay.
I used to ride back from Norwich to Acle on my bike after working in the wimpy making burgers, thow stones up at her window and when she came down we'd shag around the back of her house... not very romantic... but I so remember loosing my virginity in my bed at my parents house; the rectory lol, to her and being deeply in love.
The funny thing is... most of these posts have people loosing it from an age so much older than all my mates said they lost there's at... if you believed them they were all going hammer and tongs about 14 lmao.
I lost my bi virginity at 18'ish to a couple in Yarmouth who stll to this day remain my friends (i'm 38 now) although we lost contact for a good few years till I saw an advert on SH from them a few years back :-)
It probably took me till I met, swung, and split with a woman I met on the net about 6-7 years ago to be totally comfortable with my sexuality and who I am and what I like... and about 5-6 years ago to feel comfortable with my BDSM side of things and realise that I enjoy inflicting pain/pleasure/humiliation/excitement... and that was probably more dificult to accept that my bi-sexuality as it went more against every socialy acceptable morality than being bi or gay.
Orgasminator
A couple I know from wales and another couple from scotland had a 5some with myself, and we created an ice dildo in a piece of pipe with clingfilm and tape on the ends... apart from we hadn't realised the logistics of getting the blody thing out the pipe... when we did it was put to good use and was well cool (pun not intended) if anything it melted to blody quick, lol.
You cant just shove it in and leave it there... you have to swap from the cold ice dildo to a nice warm dick and back again, and again, and again... otherwise you end up with a frozen pussy. Its also quite simulating for the guy feeling the cold and then it warming up a few moments later... infact very stimulating :-P
jon xx
You cant just shove it in and leave it there... you have to swap from the cold ice dildo to a nice warm dick and back again, and again, and again... otherwise you end up with a frozen pussy. Its also quite simulating for the guy feeling the cold and then it warming up a few moments later... infact very stimulating :-P
jon xx
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The best game i've seen so far to break the ice is the "dice"
It has "flip" "sip" or "strip" on it... flip and you mis a turn, sip and you have to take a sprit shot and strip remove an item of clothing...
Blody works I can tell you
It has "flip" "sip" or "strip" on it... flip and you mis a turn, sip and you have to take a sprit shot and strip remove an item of clothing...
Blody works I can tell you
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Quote by CuddlySimon
Yeah I hate the smell of perfumes and aftershaves and all that stuff, I usually find it overpowering. I can stand a quick spray of lynx cos I like the smell Phoenyx I like best I think but most other smells, well except food ones, I'm not that fond of, if they make a chicken balti smell/flavour de-odorant that wouldn't be so bad
I can usually smell if someone has some kind of spray on a mile away. Much prefer if they are simply clean and if they smell unpleasant during sex that's just natures way of saying you're not compatible.
:lol: :lol: :lol: The chicken balti one is easy... just make her eat them for a week and her body will naturally excude the aroma
I did a weding shoot in scotland on the 28th and took my lad up... his major coment was "you all smell like scotch wisky and tequla" and boy did we just, lmao. That has to be the hardest wedding shoot i've ever done having done the joint stag and hen do the night before... them scots know how to do a piss up better than anyone, lol, and having the Dt's and trying not to throw up while shooting the bride and groom was... interesting... lol... i did warn them that for every quadruple shot they poured me i would get 3 inches lower towards nothing but shots of feet the next day!
Orgasminator
I am going to have to cry off from the munch as I am other wise engaged with someone i've been wanting to meet for a few weeks and as the list was closed could not bring her to the munch as we met after and she's not a member of this site.
I will hopefully see you all at the next one :P
I will hopefully see you all at the next one :P
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Quote by salt_n_pepper
but when your out shopping and you walk passed some one and they smell of bo man or women its just horrid. Thats just what i think maybe others feel different about it
I don't think its all down to BO or sweat... one persons "eeeeew" is anothers "fuck me" its the same when you walk into someones house and you either love the smell or hate it, it makes you feel at home or you feel like an outsider. My ex swinging partner used to smell fuckable all the time, didnt matter if she was just bathed or had traveled 200 miles to get to mine and all sweaty from the car or up all night fucking... she just smelt good.... its a very overlooked sence is smell and tends to be be seen as BO when someone smells bad when it could be their phermones just dont do it for you; another ex used to tell me not to wash down below for a couple of days because she loved that musky smell as she found it such a turn on.
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Quote by Libra+Love
Thanks for all the good wishes guys. Here's the update....
Triple X Productions sent me a storyboard for my final casting which was to be a 3sum.
ok, talked to steve (director)
he gave me not a real storybook, but a frameset you should try to use:
scene 1
you and pammy lying on bed and playing together with some toys (this takes about 10 minutes)
scene 2
pammy and male (about 15 minutes) bj, titfuck, hard and rough sex (at least 2 positions),
scene 3
you and male (20 minutes) bj, blindefold, handcuffing, sex (vaginal, anal, dp)
dp with toy, done by pammy, at least one real orgasm
scene 4
double bj, cummshot in face
WTF?!
My response?
Why didn't you just ask me to make the movie and send it to you?
I've not heard from them since
And thats just what 90% of the viewing public want...saves fastforwarding the vid or DVD to the rude bits. When it comes to vidieo sex most men just want to see cock and pussy fucking, lots of fake groaning (not to fake mind, lol) and the woman getting butt fucked as their GF wont let them and finally a cum shot in and over the mouth and face...
The rest of the vid hardly gets watched...
If you want a sensual and sexy storyline, with lots of non-gratuitious sex, it aint going to happen some time soon as it doesnt sell. There is a market for more female orintated porn, but its a very small market as women (not counting the ones on here) dont tend to buy/rent it and if they do their fella falls asleep while watching it instead of getting all frisky, lol.
When men watch a porn they tend to do it as an extra visual aid to cumming, its not a long slow drawn out porcess its a wank so tends to work on the principle... the quicker the better, its not erotic, its not really a turn on, its just blowing your load for the sake of it.
I would love to do some genuine looking lesbian photos... you know, none of the looking at the camera as if to invite the guy in and the blody stupid licking of the lips... like come on, two women together who fancy each other... as if they would be looking at the blody camera, lmao, problem is... I dont know any true lesbians, and also would possibly as a "photographer" wonder if i were not still aiming for the male market and use the usual tricks of the trade.
The problem is, for me I'd like to see real sex... normal people fucking and trying things out... bit of FF and MM play, bit of fisting, bit of DP, bit of D/s and S/m play, etc... but not done with some guys hand held cam in a poorly lit gonzo style but something that looked as tho it were a real swingers/fetishists meet but done well including the break for a cuppa tea half way through the evening properly miked up and properly lit. Sadly the "real" stuff looks naff, and the professional stuff is full of tipical porn poses and fake grimices as the guys cums.
Mind you... perhaps i'm getting old and my tastes more refined, lol.
Orgasminator
This is NTL related, but I believe BY use the same methods....
IP's are not the unique part of identification to BBnd users... its something called a MAC address and every network card has one and in theory they are unique. When you use USB the modem has to generate a mac address.
If you go from USB to a network card you have to go through the sign up process again to register the new MAC address (Re-installing after a sucsessful MAC registration does not require you to have the NTL software, just the drivers if you are using USB.) the re-registration should be done using your original details.
Sometimes the system gets confused...
The BBnd modem needs to be switched off for about 1 hour then turned on and re-registration performed (This is very very rare, and usually happens only when moving from USB to network card, or using a different network card)
If you have firewall software or hardware then there are some IP addresses that have to be allowed through.. If they are not then either the IP cannot be assigned or after a few hours your connection on some protocols are dropped or you loose the connection totally.
has an indepth article and settings... most notable the DNS, UBR, and summat else IP addresses that need to be set.
XP's service pack 2 does loads of annoying things to make your PC more secure, but at the same time can feck up your internet connection and/or some programs as a result untill you de-secure some of the settings.
HTH Jon
IP's are not the unique part of identification to BBnd users... its something called a MAC address and every network card has one and in theory they are unique. When you use USB the modem has to generate a mac address.
If you go from USB to a network card you have to go through the sign up process again to register the new MAC address (Re-installing after a sucsessful MAC registration does not require you to have the NTL software, just the drivers if you are using USB.) the re-registration should be done using your original details.
Sometimes the system gets confused...
The BBnd modem needs to be switched off for about 1 hour then turned on and re-registration performed (This is very very rare, and usually happens only when moving from USB to network card, or using a different network card)
If you have firewall software or hardware then there are some IP addresses that have to be allowed through.. If they are not then either the IP cannot be assigned or after a few hours your connection on some protocols are dropped or you loose the connection totally.
has an indepth article and settings... most notable the DNS, UBR, and summat else IP addresses that need to be set.
XP's service pack 2 does loads of annoying things to make your PC more secure, but at the same time can feck up your internet connection and/or some programs as a result untill you de-secure some of the settings.
HTH Jon
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
but no longer got my 2 ampallangs and 2 apadavras.
Is there some secret language going on here??
:? :? :?There is, thats because saying two virtical piercings through the glans of the penis and two horisontally through the glans of the penis is quite a mouthfull.
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Quote by mattandjools
Under the forskin would be a bit difficult, and cock beading generally 'migrates' around a bit. you can DIY it with a kit, but it's a bit hit and miss. Or you could go Japanese Ganster stylee and have pearls put under the skin. Too cool for school!
I still so want to get that done... when I do I want to have 3 down each side, and 3 along the top; but as you say they do migrate latterialy and also they have the potential to come to the surface and pop out.
I've still got my nipple done, but no longer got my 2 ampallangs and 2 apadavras. Obviously I've still got my tatts :-)
Orgasminator
the new porta-loos at glastonbury were a bit more basic than last year
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Quote by Vix
I thought it was relatively easy to get the key pads off and put 'em back on a again. Tried that? 'cos you might be able to see if anything is stuck underneath. Hope it's not software related.
No! Never try to remove laptops' keyboards!! NEVVAAAAR, ya hear?
I once had to remove every key from a lop top when my lad spilt orange juice on it, then clean the little pads with iprobupa.. ipropial.. feck knows but its numbered IPA 170 is alkhikolic and stinks, lol, and then put every one of the little feckers back on... it was about then that I realised I didnt know the exact order they went back in... It probably took me about 8 hours to get everyone one of the lil buggers to click on and not fall off again, lol.
Jon? Get nekkid, get on your back and shut up!
I'll not tell you again. Today.
I can't... I'm to busy playing with your titties... I mean photos of your titties :P I'm only looking in here as I need a break else I'll end up perminantly looking like this:
It seems that every time I look at your photos my dick is not the only thing that gets raised ;-)
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Quote by Vix
I thought it was relatively easy to get the key pads off and put 'em back on a again. Tried that? 'cos you might be able to see if anything is stuck underneath. Hope it's not software related.
No! Never try to remove laptops' keyboards!! NEVVAAAAR, ya hear?
I once had to remove every key from a lop top when my lad spilt orange juice on it, then clean the little pads with iprobupa.. ipropial.. feck knows but its numbered IPA 170 is alkhikolic and stinks, lol, and then put every one of the little feckers back on... it was about then that I realised I didnt know the exact order they went back in... It probably took me about 8 hours to get everyone one of the lil buggers to click on and not fall off again, lol.
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Quote by deancannock
look over and say " well would you ? "......and judging by the poll we see that twice as many would say yes, ..than no........now it seems the ladies on the other hand are a bit more picky and its split 50 / 50.
Oh bugger, I read the questions as "Female, no I'd make excuse" as meaning would you shag an ugly woman so I voted in the wrong section, lol.
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Ok hands up all the men here who have NEVER in their entire driving career encountered a lady on a petrol forecourt and had to help her remove her own petrol cap ?
Be honest ...........
LOL, took me a while to work it out myself, when I started driving you didnt need to get out of the car as a nice little man used to do all that kind of stuf for you... and it meant you could sit nice and warm in the car, hand a fiver over and if he over-ran puting the petrol in then his loss :lol:
I even remember the satisfying "ding ding" noise that used to be made when you drove over the bell thingie on the forecourt.
Mind you nowadays the petrol is so blody expensive they aught to slow the pump speeds down as its so easy to rack up 10p extra, never mind a penny.#
(Feeling really old today)
Very diplomatic Jon , but it isnt a " no i never have" is it ??? :lol: :lol:
A gentleman would never tell tales about a womans in-ability to remove the petrol cap :lol:
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Ok hands up all the men here who have NEVER in their entire driving career encountered a lady on a petrol forecourt and had to help her remove her own petrol cap ?
Be honest ...........
LOL, took me a while to work it out myself, when I started driving you didnt need to get out of the car as a nice little man used to do all that kind of stuf for you... and it meant you could sit nice and warm in the car, hand a fiver over and if he over-ran puting the petrol in then his loss :lol:
I even remember the satisfying "ding ding" noise that used to be made when you drove over the bell thingie on the forecourt.
Mind you nowadays the petrol is so blody expensive they aught to slow the pump speeds down as its so easy to rack up 10p extra, never mind a penny.#
(Feeling really old today)
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Quote by Jags
Ah! It's the question which is flawed. :shock: :shock: :shock:
'Ugly' is a personal perception but not a criteria for deciding a relationship on or a sexual encounter on. Look deeper for the beauty within. Most times the 'beautiful' people lack that depth, focussing their lives of shallowness of first impressions.
I find the subject tasteless actually. On the borders of offensive but definitely tasteless. Or to use the newly coined word from the mighty Sarge, it's 'bobbins'.
Surely tho with a purely sexual enounter why look deeper than a sexual attraction, true friendships are important in the swinging lifestyle but I have found more often than not that people swing first and become "truer" friends after but my observation may not hold true for others.
Maybe as I have grown older and my sexual tastes have become refined I find that what I seek in a swinging situation has also grown more selective and physical attraction does play a high part in the equation personally. I'm not here to just fuck, I'm here to have a mutually satisfying sexual encounter and while the numbers of people I have swung with may have been low compared to others the huge majority of my experiences have been excelent for myself and I guess equally pleasureable for the others involvend as subsiquent meets have often evolved.
All that said, there can be times when despite the physical attraction towards someone or a couple the spark of animal lust is just not there where perhaps the personality is either so un-attractive or the other people seem so dis-interested and going through the motions that it is a serious turn off.... I did meet one person that I played with who was physically stunning and quite beautifull visually as well, but was the worst sexual encounter that I have ever had; when asked, sadly after not before the event, "you didnt seem to really enjoy that?" her response was "Its not that I dont like sex, it just does't really do anything for me..." "so why do you do it then?" "Why not, guys like it and tell me i'm beautiful and good at it." :shock:
:shock: :? For a lifetime partner the person as a whole is important, we can overlook things we may find unattractive such as looks, build, personality traits where we find other parts attractive such as looks, build, personality traits... where the whole sum of the person is attractive, with your own weighting applied to each factor, then it has the start of a relationship but the problems start when time slowly adjusts the factors you found important and thoes you did not; a "good" relationship where the phisical beauty and sexual attraction was high may desolve as the initial lust factor dies off and you find out they are such boring self-centered gits that the only time you want to be near them is for a fuck; the inverse is true where you emotionally click with someone and can talk to the wee hours of the morning, but you find that the sexual side becomes so boring and mundain that the relationship is no longer worth continuing.
Now that you are all bored to death and this post is probably a thread killer, lol.
I think the term "ugly" is a very ill-defined one and rather to generalised... Does it mean ugly in the clasical sence of what is beautifull or how others would percieve, does it mean personally ugly to the individual who is potentially going to sleep with the person they find ugly? Why anyone would want to sleep with someone they personally found "2. repulsive... ?" now for some of the other definitions I can see why it could be fun, as a "...displeasing in some way..." has a place in D/s roleplay.
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Paris!.........SOD THAT, IT'S FULL OF FRENCH PEOPLE!
So is London. But hey, L&LL...
Its also full of Ausies doing their rights of passage by working behind the bars for a couple of years and living 4 to a 1 bedroom flat before going back
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right click the file and save it to the HD. Run it through your virus proggy and it will tell you if it is infected. (.pif is not normally a virus it is actually quite a normal file ending). Virus is normally .ws or an executable file.
Dont run one... havn't done so for the last 4 years and not been infected once "touch wood." That said, I dont use any downloaders, p2p programs, never accept anyfile not ending in "jpg, bmp, tiff" and the like, and also know to check zip files for the cheats such as using a long line of underscores after the ".jpg" I do run an online checker once every now and then if i've installed something new but alot of AV programs just lead you into a false sence of security especially as there has only been one ot two cracks that didnt require you to run some form of exicutable to get infected (they were buffer overrruns) and some of the most proflific viruses were not detected by the AV programs.
the netsky (and variations) worms used .pif files to propogate...
the pif file is an exicutable file in the same way .scr .ws .exe files are... its uses the dos environment to run (which is called "command prompt" in NT, 2000, and XP)
Orgasminator
I have just recieved an email containing a file called which proports to contain a photo... infact it contains the file <<< note the .pif at the end...
This file is a ms-dos file and is usually a virus of some kind.
The text of the email was
and the email from address is "removed by a mod"
which is an invalid email address as has just returned a failiour notice to the email I sent just incase the sender didnt know they were infected.
so be warned.
This file is a ms-dos file and is usually a virus of some kind.
The text of the email was
Hello
We seen your advert on a swingers site and would like to know more about you. We're a Scottish couple from tayside and we'd really like to meet like minded couples/singles
for some no strings kinky fun. You'll find a picture of us in the attachment.
Get in touch if you like the look of us
and the email from address is "removed by a mod"
which is an invalid email address as has just returned a failiour notice to the email I sent just incase the sender didnt know they were infected.
so be warned.
