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1 Feb 2006

I had my first wank while it was still numb... what a strange experience that was having practically no feeling in your willy as you orgasum :shock:
Mind you after the anesthetic wore off, I did regret it, spent the rest of the day in bed poping ibuprophin like smarties :cry:
To top it all of, 3 days later while driving to work my car blew a rod through the engine and I had to walk 2 1/2 miles back home along side the main road with my hands down my trousers cupping my balls so they wouldnt bang against my trousers :cry: :cry: :cry:

29 Jan 2006

I always remember going to my grans as her telling me to "putwoodithoil" amd thinking WTF, or words of that ilk for an 8year old, my verbial response was "what?"
"put wood inth oil"
Same response...
What?
"Shut the door"
Oh, why didnt you say so in the first place!
*slap*
que lots of greeting and snuffling, lol.
So who wants to say where my gran lived, and where "greeting" comes from?

20 Jan 2006

Quote by Missy
who can reply to messages sent to them

Only people with the premium membership can reply to PMS. Free members can read the forums, but not post, post ads, read their messages, but not reply to them dunno

dunno

From what I can gather as well, is that while they can read them any emails are removed unless disguised... and by the looks of it as time is moving on the filtering is becoming more advanced so using spaces and wild cards are also starting to not work... with premium to premium members email information is not being removed the last time I contacted via this method.

20 Jan 2006

I havn't met you, as far as i'm aware, but good to hear youre back and as well as can be expected after such an event.
Get well soon, and stop scaring SM!
Jon xx

20 Jan 2006

Isn't there a related problem, or perhaps this is it, called "honeymooners Disease?" (not the official name)
I believe its caused by vigarous sex or an increase in sexual activity after a diminished period... An Ex not only ended up with cystitus but also BV (its like thrush on steroids) when we got together after her 2 years of abstinance.
I think its a combination of friction to the ureathra and lining of the vagina and also the bodys natural way of getting rid of stuff its not biologically used to.
Douching is not a good idea as it destroys the good bugs more than the bad ones and also causes drying of the natural lubricants... as is using strong scented or salted baths and soaps.
Natural yogart is supposedly very good as it helps cultivate the bodys natural bugs while remaining neutral towards the bodys defences.
You didnt mention it, but going from anal to vaginal sex can also cause problems as bacteria that causes no problems in the anus can multiply and cause infection when transfered to the vagina.
Urinating after sex is supposed to help prevent cystitus and urinary problems... but i'm not sure how true that is... but I guess logically by passing an acidic wash it would help to clean out any latent sperm that may have entered the urinry tract.
Being run dwn can also increase the chance of problems... oddly enough while sex makes you feel great if you're up till 4 in the morning banging away then up for work at 9 then you're going to be run down...
Mind you, I read a lot of gobldegook so all i'm doing is passing on things I've heard or read and not any serious medical study (far to wordy, lol) so what works for one might not work for another.

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
in particular bluexxx comments to admin re SH becoming a sex site.

Which in all honesty it is..... Swinging is a lifestyle and not a quick shag.... It's more about getting to know people and making friends then sex.... Sex is a bonus....
I have to disagree in part...
Swinging is about non comitial, non emotional, no ties sex with others who are not your partner (M and/or F) it is all about sex.
While I disagree with the dictionary definition about swininging only being between concenting couples and should also include singles playiing with one or both partners of the other party I do think it helps to define the fact that its concentual and there is no hidden "afair" and both partners of a couple know the other is playing either because they are there or give concent.
I feel that friendships can develop around swinging, and some couples require the build up of trust and "friendship" prior to having sex with the others they have built up that trust but I also think that to some degree the whole "friendship" argument is based around the need to be seen to conform in some part with the vanilla or non-swinging people... by stating that friendship and comunity is required then they wont quite see swinging as people going out side of a relationship or just plain fucking others.
Also how can you define true friendships (mind you its just as hard in a non-swinging senario) as there are plenty of "players" who will play the waiting game, answer each question correctly, say the right things in response to and advert, and so on... get the fuck, and then move onto the next target leaving the other(s) feeling theyve been worked, which they have; or now have lined up a regular shag while getting the next lined up... true friendships take years to develop and be confirmed as more than fair weather friends.
I have made friends and i've made playing partners (which is a nice term for people I have sex with) and ocasionally i've been lucky enough to get both where even if the sexual side has gone away they have still remained friends and we still either frequently or ocasinally talk and meet and socialise... but then again I'm a swinger, not a polyigomisist (thats spelt totally incorrectly, lol) with multiple emotional partners.
Some, not all, of the club scene is based far more on the anonimious sex aspect than a forum such as this... its lay down all comers welcome and like this place there is also people that never play, but use the clubs to socialise with others potentially about sexual aspects that you would not be able to talk about it a more tipical club or pub.
Others do not want to build up a friendship, or stop having sexual contact if a real friendship occurs as they believe that "real friendship" might also infer or mean some kind of emotional attatchment over and above just fancying a fuck off someone...
Be this a swinging or "quick shag" sex site... nothing is ever quick unless you want a wank over a story or some photos as most meets require some physical if not mental or emotional attraction... I would not contact anyone I was not physically attracted to be that visually or something they said or a gut feeling, others can just shag anyone and everyone either because they can get it up for anyone or they use drugs thats the real quick shag croud! The proof in the pudding, so to speak, comes when people agree to meet or when both parties have to show on web cam... in reality most people bottle it (couples women and men) when it comes to showing on cam for the party they've just said "show us your flaps," "Show us your dick," "lets see you shag;" as soon as they say "show yours first" then they are gone quicker that shit of a hot shovel.
The only time sex is a quick shag in reality is when its paid for as the person paid knows every trick in the book to get back in the market place for the next customer.

14 Jan 2006

How strange... Even taking into account that some of my photos have been uploaded after others, and also the fact that none have reached 200 (And i've seen single fem and couples view rates at 2000+) my most viewed photo is the one of my face :shock:
The fastest climber is the one that looks as though I'm giving myself a BJ, but that might be because people think thats what i'm doing (I wish) so click on it to see if I am, lol.
And the least sucsessful is the close up of my knob, but then again you can see it fairly clearly in the thumbnail, so perhaps it either puts people of clicking on it, or its so obvious theres no point....
So does this post have a reason....
Yeah, whats your best and worst counts and why do you think that is? Also if you've added some to an existing profile whats your best and worst climbers and again why do you think that is?
From the flip side... if you view someones profile or advert what draws you to a particualar type of photo, is it becuase you cant make it out so want a better look, or because you can see it and want a larger view?
I've already answered the first part, so for the second part my response is...
If a couple or a single then first I click on any face photos, if faces are not shown then I click on a general body shot and if a couple then both bodies to get a general impression of both as well as is possible with photos... then any norty pics I cant see very well just incase i'm going to be pleasantly supprised, lol, and then any BJ or sexual photos.
So how do you view yours lol

lol

14 Jan 2006

Quote by corriefem
Addictive yep but remember real life and meeting people is just as important - enjoy

Very much agree...
But I personaly find this site, and the forum in particualr, a great way to get out without getting out, for all the sence that makes.
Due to my circumstances I cant get out often due to finantial constraints so with the exceptions of photoshoots, junktion7, and a couple of fetish and goth events I attend "as a guest" I would probably only get out (bar shopping) once a month.... I would incude swinging meets but they are rare due to selectivity on both parts, and local munches are also rare which is a shame.
If this forum did not exist, i'd probably just vegitate infront of the telly far more than I already do...
Obvioulsy I'd love to be out in the physical world (I'm loathed to use the term "real" as I have met a fair few people from here so they are real even when only conversing virtually) far more than I am... but as this is laddos last year at school, then hopefully the presures at home will be off and I can get back to work and start to get where I want to be in my life, especially as in a couple of days I'm 39 so I've only one year before I hit my mid life crisis, lol.

14 Jan 2006

On a serious note....
I want to thank the now retired mods, even if some of the things they did I personally didnt agree with but they were as fair, if not more so, than many on a lot of sites... and would always respond to a private PM if a disagreement arouse explaining their reasons, for having spent a huge of personal time at no profit to themselves keeping this forum fairly clean of outright arguments over discussion and moving posts to the releivent section.
I hope they wont be gone for good, but will pop in in their non-modded personas to give witty ridicule and informed debate in equal measure.
To the remaining mods, keep up the good work, but dont over do it and knock yourselves out due to the reduced numbers.
To the owners... seeing as you are potentially making a profit, then I hope that you show your mods some part of that finantial gain over and above free membership. I know they may not specifically want it or would not ask but fair is fair as SH is now a comercial enterprise then its only right that all thoes that put in time and effort to help out should be sutably recompenced.

14 Jan 2006

Quote by davej
so how do I apply

Markz you can't, the application form requires more than a five word answer wink

wink

Its a single line PM "I wana Mod you" lol

lol

:lol:
Well it beats the usual "I wana fukc you" :shock: :lol:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
What about the numbers??? :? :? :? :? :?

Dont ask me, I never was very good at maths... its probably some cubic function of the number of the beast to an exponent equivilent to the number of astral bodies in the heavenly plains...
Or it means feck all, lol

12 Jan 2006

Mines long at the min... not bad concidering it was shaven bald a year or so ago...
it now looks like the hair of the fat bloke on "lost" when it settles down... or as though I've stick my willy into the leckie socket if I dry it with a hair dryer.

12 Jan 2006

Quote by st3v3
Series 3 is pretty good.

LOL, you either view on sky or you download....
me, I'm still in the dark ages with only 5 stations and a lad who sometimes gets me films and spends far to much time being infront of the rest of the UK... not that thats an admission of anything illegal you understand, lol.

12 Jan 2006

Quote by mezagog
any one looking forward to lost tonight, final double bill.
or am i the only sado?
rich

no
Bastards!!!!!!! mad

mad

:x :x :x
But thank god the second seris is on soon, lol

lol

12 Jan 2006

Quote by markz
Got to ask, what Kinks???? they can't be that bad knowing what some of this lot are into

kinks thats what you get when you let the misses drive the car biggrin

biggrin

I always used to get benders when I let my missus out driving my car...
Mind you, some of them were very cute and sexy wink

wink

:P

11 Jan 2006

I've missed some of the serise, but am defo not missing tonights lol

lol

Also got the tape in to record BB2's new one "hyperdrive" that is meant to be a sucessor to red dwaf, lol.

11 Jan 2006

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
the deeds

It would cost you loads thoughlook if you a naked cleaner you must be skint having no cloths so i will catch you the week after you spent your giro :lol:
Because I am always naked, i have no need to spend money on clothes, therefore i have saved LOADS over the years, so ..... not skint, but loadedso you put ya money in a bum bag :lol:

11 Jan 2006

Quote by fem_4_taboo
oh i wasnt disputing the whole flytipping is wrong, but i thought CTV cammeras with no warning was??
xxx lou xxxx

There has been many posts on similar subjects on a couple of model/photographer sites I frequent...
In the UK, it is not required under law, including copywrite, to inform or notify anyone in a public place that they are being photographed or filmed... being in "public" is seen as a a tasit agreement to being photographed because if you are not in public then you cannot be photographed.
Being photographed on "private" property is a more grey area, invasion of privacy and also HR law comes into play.
That said, there is potentially an impact under HR law that is yet to be tested in a public place using right to privacy etc... At the moment if a person is in the public eye then case law suggests that they have already given up the right to privacy, especially if something being published is deemed to be in the publics interest (a conflict between existing law and HR law).
"members" clubs are deemed to be private, night clubs or pubs or shopping malls are not... although all 3 have the right to eject you if you are using a camera (rights to refusal of entry) but only the first is actually deemed to be "private and non-public;" none of them have the right to the film/camera/etc and to do so is counted as asault.
If you are having sex in a "public place" then even if steps are taken to ensure privacy then the fact that documented, and legal, video or film potentially is enough to invoke the CJA and sex in public parts... the very fact you've been caught means that you did not take all possible precautions, bla, blaa, de, blaaa... However most of the CJA has yet to have case law built to provide a frame work for the courts as it replaced more than modified existing enactments and case law so could go either way in respect of privacy or public sex.
Confused yet... if not, you should be as the courts are just as confused by a law that contridicts HR that preceeded it and under law HR always ovrrides any law that conflicts with it!!!!!!

9 Jan 2006

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
we used a snooper as we both got caught speeding but not no more thanks to this item

Which doesnt work for the new fancy "trebble line" cameras (as painted on the road) or traffic light cameras as both use under the road wire coil sensors...
What I abjest to is not the cameras per-say, but the fact that the courts dont take into account circumstances... I got red light caught on the A610/M1 roundabout, and while the law allows you to go through a red light if "a stopping would cause and accident" or "due to road conditions there was insufficent time to stop" the camera does not log information such as the blody twat rappidly catchin me up at 70 when I was already slowing down as I knew the junction had just been made 30, 10 yards from the roundabout and also that it was wet... but nope, none of this is taken into account, just the fact the photo shows I went through a red light!!!! fucking cunts!

8 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
Even better though, is DP while giving a blow job..............all holes filled at once

I think the term is "air tight" lol.

6 Jan 2006

Were your area a little wider... then you could have used my house....
Its a shame my ex is not playing else we could have used her place in newark when her hubby was working, lol.

6 Jan 2006

fandoubledoozyexpialidocious....
18, I had only slept with two women... and I was chatted up in a night club in yarmouth by a very sexy lady, who then left me to talk to some bloke and then came back...
I joked "is that your BF?"
She said "its my hubby... we were wondering if you'd like to come back to ours and fuck me while he watches?"
18... hormones running... to blody right I said "YES"
Found out on that night that not only did I love having 3some sex and giving anal sex, but also found out I was bi-sexual...
I've been searching for the perfect swinging and emotional partner (without realising it) ever since, with occasional long term vanilla relationships in between that failed.
I lost contact with them many many years ago, and found them a couple of years ago via a swinging site... made contact, and we became good friends and now reminis about how they corrupted me all thoes years ago and how the pupil has graduated ;-) Mind you... that did involve and exam of the most intimate nature lol

lol

6 Jan 2006

Quote by hornyderby76
why is it that when you search through adverts - you can clearly see peoples msn/email addresses but they are censored within the advert - now stupid as i am, surely this defeats the object of not putting contact info on.....
just wondering is all

Its a bug... the "translation" is done on the fly with the adverts when presented... the owners can also add the code to translate when the adds are listed but its going to slow it down to the speed of a snail through beer.
If they have any sence, they will censor as the advert is saved and remove the offending entries at that point.
On a side note, but related....
I think the preview for contact and posts etc... should show the PM's as they will be seen by the recipient so the poster knows that information has been excluded or edited as i think its wrong to let someone think they have sent x/y/z when in reality they have sent x/y/ and nothing....
From what I can tell, full members to full members can exhange anything that is not on the baned list including emails and most web addresses except thoes on the banned list... full to registar members have emails and/or web links removed or advert emails from full members cannot be seen by non-paying (full) members. Obviously they still have to fix the loop hole with people putting the email address in the advert header.

6 Jan 2006

Quote by st3v3
If a couple joins up each partner can choose to be whatever they want.

Bags I'm prince philip...
Can you imagine how powerfull you would feel looking down to see the queen on her knees sucking your dick? Man what a power trip lol

lol

Mind you... the only thing better would be if I were cheerie bleugh with a strap on fucking tony bleugh up his pontificating arse :P

6 Jan 2006

Quote by Emily
just noticed that I'm averaging having sex with one different person every day so far this year! It's the 5th today and I've slept with 5 ppl so far in 2006 :)
It's Friday tomorrow so 6 & 7 shouldn't be too tricky to manage, and the freshers move back into hall over the weekend so I'm wondering how long I can keep this up for! :)
Em
x x x

If I was a woman and looked as good as you... i'd have probably have been on my 40th by now... I would so be a tart on the pull each and every night, and when not shagging i'd be playing with my clit and nipples and having multiple orgasums all day long...
Mind you, i'd have to have a nice sugar daddy so I wouldnt have to loose sex time doing something as mundain as working, lol.
Instead I'm just a man, I have to wait between wanks, and i'm so pug-uggly even my hand has to be sat on for half an hour before it submits to the sinfull and disgusting idea of holding my willy, when I can find it as its to small, never mind finding an inteligent sexy nubile woman who doesnt run screaming from the room when I give her a toothless smile.
The only way I managed to create a child was when my ex was trying to suffocate me with a bag over the head in bed and I came on her arse and it dripped down (Does that make me still technically a virgin?) heck we hadnt even had propper sex as every time I went to kiss her she physically threw up all over me.
arrr well, never mind.... I'm off to put a porn in the video and sit on my hand for a bit till it falls asleep and then give it a rude awakening lol

lol

6 Jan 2006

Quote by t0mahawk
I doubt it unfortunately
the company that bought SH are going to want to make money to at least cover the cost of running it, charging for membership is probably the easiest way for them to do that, especially as there are already the old members who, for the time being at least, have premium access to the site.

Maybe this should all be clarified on the "Is this a free site?" link (top left on home page.
I hadn't realised this was going on as I must (just) have got in before the changes.
It does... it states "resgistration is free" in exactly the same way all other sites are "free to join" however once you actually want to do anything, such as make contact... then its not free.. if it were then it would not make any money and wouldnt have been worth paying to purchase the site.
I actually think the site would probably make more money if it were to offer a one of life time membership for payment scheme as very few people, with only one notable swinger site exception, renew after a year so although it would still be a pay site it would be more likely to attract a greater number of new, hopefully genuine, swingers each month/year otherwise it will just become a sex site or stagnate in the same way that DnM's and DD's have with no real new advertisers who partisipate...
You can see the same stagnation with the old MSN comunities, without the chat rooms to lead new people, good and bad, into the comunity's to keep them active with new blood and banta, even if just a polite ticking off for newbes being to in your face and making mistakes, then people just drift away.

3 Jan 2006

Quote by Rainbows
My partner wants to watch videos where women are together but are showing real feeling. I have always been more than happy with the stuff we watch together, but apparently most just arnt enjoying it like they do with the men. She wants films where it seems hot with both sexes.
As I have no idea what the difference is .. .anybody got any recommendations. Nothing european jsut glossy american porn with a few famous "stars" in should be neough for her ! Recommendatiions please !

Str8 male porn NEVER gets it right! And unfortunately Lesbian porn made for Lesbian's isn't much good either confused

confused

. So basically - the porn industry never really gets it right. Ask any Lesbian and they'll tell you one of the sexiest scenes is the one between Sharon Stone and Ellen DeGeneres in "If These Walls Could Talk 2". No - it isn't porn -it's just damn sexy!
aRSexx
A female friend of mine who is more gay than straight keeps telling me I need to shoot some erotica aimed at women who are true lesbians as male "idea" porn is wank (ie not good) and 99% of "produced by women" porn for the female market is also wank.
She wants to see women looking at each other and not the camera; true signs of lust between women; fistings; crotch on crotch; toungs; fingers; etc.... not some "arty" for women idea in soft focus with nothing really on show and not some "lezzos looking at the camera inviting in the bloke" male fantasy porn...
I've told her I will.. on the condition that she can supply me with two legitimate card holding lesbians who dont mind me capturing their most intimate moments and will sign a release as pay for gay is never going to cut the mustard, lol.

2 Jan 2006

Quote by prags
Don't know but there are 9 million bicycles in beging ............... apparently

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
God I hate that womans style of singing.... its almsot as bad as that bloke that winges about someone being beautifull while getting his kit of in the snow... theres far to many whynie winging naisaly impared sounding pop stars at the min....

1 Jan 2006

Quote by Serendipity
Every retailer varies, some use vanity sizing, some are still using sizing from 50 years ago.

The problem is not using "old" measures... but shops trying to con women into thinking they are a size smaller than they really are thinking that if their shop makes them a size smaller than the one next door then they will buy from them instead... doh!
Wedding dresses used to be "un-officially" measured a size smaller, so a 10 was really a 12.
The "small," "Medium," and "large" on this site does seem to be more based on the advertisers idea or perception of size as I did see " I'm a BBW" whos size was also listed as 14.
I think the funnyest thing however is seeing posts by men who quote dimentions and size and really don't have a clue that a 38DD is not a size 8 lol

lol

30 Dec 2005

I have no presents to exchange because excluding the money my mum gave me to take my lad out to notts to see a live band on new years eve (if I can blag entry)... I got zip all in the way of presents...
I did get a cracking card from my lad that "sings" thats the way I like it, uh huh, uh huh... with a graphic of some poor guy getting flogged by a leather clad dominatrix while the plastic thingiie sworls, (I think my son needs teaching that I'm a Dom not a sub, lmao) but he sure knows i'm into the scene (guess its all the 'get to bed by 10 as i'm at lushlove tonight' that gave the game aways, lol) oh, and he also got me of amber leaf tobaco...
So with no other presents what so ever, i'm a very happy dad as my lad on his own back got me a card and a "pressy" and that makes me the proudest father in the world.