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30 Dec 2005

Quote by LeedsGothCouple
no one anybody would know cos they're all weird goth like, strange people...... and maybe Gwen Steffani.... for all three! he he

Hummmmm... mariline manson, Kylie manogue, Me, Jordan, robby wiliams, some cute little cyber goth girl (to be decided), a true goth lass (see the little book of goths for definition), and some big built like a brick outhouse biker, oh and charlot church (I'd get her singing the high notes again ;-))....
I'd shag em all... have em lined up and tied down to a long bench so none of em could move and do them one after another....
Bugger... sorry off topic, I was having a porn moment there lol

lol

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oh, Oh, OH....
Not forgetting that bloke that used to be "Mr ben" and is now on eastenders.... It was his closet, sorry changing room, that made me the way I am :lol:

30 Dec 2005

Quote by st3v3
Whats the post code?

When I first updated my profile, I put in a Manchester postcode....I chose to put in M9 which it said was invalid. I then tried M1 which also came up as invalid. When I tried M99 it said this was invalid but offered me a "valid" option which was M9....full circle.
part of the problem is that after putting in a post code the town drop down below the post code box needs to be updated, there's a slight delay, this needs to be looked at, I've had emails from people having problems with M1 and E5, I've tried them both and they do work but it needs to be better.
Perhaps a simplification of how the details are entered....
"Area...." etc. in a drop down.
"County.."
and leave it at that....
or dont show the town dialogue until the postcode has been entered so the update occurs on the re-fresh of the page and they have to backbutton or "change post code" button to change the postcode once entered.... oh the joys of off loading the validation to html lol

lol

30 Dec 2005

Quote by janeandwill
Perfectly normal, especially here as we have four voyeur pussys. Many a time have we caried on with activities and our little treasures have been curled up beside us.

I don't mind pussies watching, but I draw the line at dogs being allowed in the room after an incident during a foursome :shock:
Lets just say, while having doggy sex with the female half of a lovely couple I was enjoying my balls being licked... when I realised my ex and the lovely lady's partner were infront of us and neither of them could have been licking my balls :shock:
Thank god we all had a wicked sence of humour... although for about 3 months every time I entered the msn chat room I was greeted with half the room "singing" 'kioraaaaaa, I'll be your dawg!" and the other half going 'what the f are you lot on?' lol

lol

30 Dec 2005

Quote by raunchyrabbits
reading all this makes me wonder when replying to adds how many guys have said they are bi and have tryed with the cpl just to shag the fem of the cpl ,just a thought

Loads. And they always describe themselves as "straight" in their profiles...
Oddly enough this site has one of the highest numbers of adverts of couples explicitly (or openly) seeking bi guys...
Another site I sometimes use rarely advertise for bi guys, instead prefer to describe themselves as "bi fem and openmided male" or don't state the sexuality of the male... obviously adverts specifically requring a "str8 male" I don't bother with as although I do play with straight couples who don't mind my sexuality I wouldnt feel comfortable playing with a couple who were not at ease even if there was no same sex contact no matter how indirect or accidental...
Most people realise that some same sex contact is going to happen and are ok with that, especially with DP or DVP and at least being comfortable with bisexuality or same sex contact is also usefull when the woman wants her clit licked while she recieves penitration as thats almost imposible to do without some male male contact even if it is just balls banging on the forehead, lol.

26 Dec 2005

Quote by Vix
I'm not a lady. I am a woman. I prefer cut.
My husband who, also, is not a lady, prefers cut too.
What about you? What's your preference?

I'm not fussed just as long as the person behind it has an couple of ounces of intelegence... and a big dick, like aformentioned husband lol

lol

26 Dec 2005

Grrrrrrrrrr, arse, feck booze, arse, feck!
The signout time needs to be increased, or needs to use cookie that does not expire just as long as the web page has not been exited as I'm seriously fecked off with creating a concidered and thoughtfull reply only ot hit post and have "you dont have sufficient crap cos we have signed you out you poor sod you've just lot all 3 pages of A4 dissertation."
If I want to send a "cor nite tits, fancy me spunking on them...." then no problems...
But I tend, but not always, to post replys to threads with thinking, beers, and um'ing and aring... revision, and sometimes the back button....
So loggin me out is a fucking pain in the goddammed arse!
at least with the old php if you posted and there was an error you could back page and see your original text, copy it to the clipboard, and then re-try or save in notepad.

26 Dec 2005

Quote by bushwackers

Hasn't the model got a small dick lol

lol

And even worse, the 'oooh errr ohhh' "voice over" sounds like michale blody jackson :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

24 Dec 2005

I'm on my own this x-mass even my lad has left me as hes staying with mates :cry:
He didnt fancy chiliyconcarny as a substitute for turkey and stuffing...
So i'm having chilli and rice with a side dish of stuffing to be seasonal, lol.
If there might be any women who enjoy a "phal" style meal (as you eat it you sweat) then let me know as I still have yet to add the scotchbonnet chllies to the dinner :P
Ignoring that... as its x-mass then surely someone is going to give me a sympathy shag, lmao. lol

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22 Dec 2005

Are but is newcastle indicitive of the UK due to its "hard as girders" attitude....
Heck even when its -20 the blokes still go out in t-shirts... not like the rest of the UK where once its 0 degrees the blokes all wear jackets and laugh at the women in skimpy clothes hugging their arms to their bodys trying to keep warm, yet still trying to attract the sexual attention of the men lauging thinking "dizzy mare", lol.

21 Dec 2005

Surely though it doesnt matter the sexuality of the play partners as swingers should respect others limits?
Just because someone is bi (as apposed to "straight" or "gay") doesnt mean they are going to arive and atack the same sex in a sexual way.
I'm not going to kick the lass out of the bed and start sucking on the guys cock just beacuse i'm bi!
Well not unless they ask me to lol

lol

21 Dec 2005

Quote by Lissa
ta very much, love yours by the way!

The avatar?
The bike?
The tattoo?
The arse?
lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes, Yes, Yes, and Yes :lol:

21 Dec 2005

Any post or response to any forum remains the copyright of myself, Jonathan T. Wilson, and may not be used in any form or quoted or refered to without my express written permission. Should any of my posts be used without my permission then a fee of 5,000 pounds per word shall be deemed payable for ilegal use, this includes but shall not be limited to, partial quotes, direct or indirect references and shall also include any individual word again including but not limit to "a" "and" "or" or any other such individual word...
Sincerly, Jonathan Thomas Wilson.
Just incase cheshire couple are related to a paper as theres an awfull lot of questions that are never replied to as the threads develop/

21 Dec 2005

Quote by Cheshire_Couple
Hi after seeing my boyfriend spamming the forums i thought id better make my post
I'm thinking of getting my clit pierced. I have heard that it isn't as painful as one would think and that the benefits are marvelous. How does it feel after it heals? Do you find you're more sensitive? Any information or comments would be greatly appreciated! And do you men find clit piercings sexy?

Its actually the hood that is pierced in 90% of the times... an actuall "clit" piercing is actually quite risky... 50/50 it increases the sensations and 50/50 it reduces it!
In general a hood piercing works because it transfers sensations onto the clit even when the hood is not withdrawn from the clit also physical contact with the outer ball causes the inner ball to press more directly on the clit... like most things, after a time you get used to it so wearing tight jeans no longer hurts or gives you orgasums... very much in the same way that people that are curcumsised late in life suffer from quick ejaculation until not having the glans covered becomes less sensitised to the feelings.

21 Dec 2005

LOL..
I was playing with two friends (not linked) of mine and had a couple who are social friends of mine knock on the door downstairs...
Hurriedly pulled on some jeans (hers, female cut) and a t-shirt (inscribed.. dont look at my tits, touch them, also hers, lol) and went down stairs... had a coffee and chat, said I better get back up to my guests upstairs....
They left with much winking, and I went back up stairs, lol.
The only time i've been almost lost for words was having phone sex and a wank when my son (15) came down stairs and caught me cock in hand....
After ringing off I went upstairs and said "now that was really embarising wasnt it?" his response was "yes just a bit!" I now turn off the telly as sometimes it covers the sound of decending foot steps, lol.

21 Dec 2005

I personally feel that were it not for the presure of society; most people are, if not emotionally bi-sexual at least sexually bi-sexual.
If you look at any other animal same sex occurs when either there is a lack of the opersite sex, or just for the hell of it, whats pleasurable is done... where the species doesnt just have sex for the pure act of procreation.
I also feel that within the gay comunity there is also a lot of preasure to be "gay" with the exclusion of the opersite sex, and do find it interesting that when you talk to people in the gay comunity far more women seem to be "gay" due to bad experiences with men or even an outright hatred of men in general... where as with the gay males they don't tend to hate either sex just find one more sexually arousing and attractive, if you exclude from both hating people that are homophobic.
I dont agree with the kinsey scale of sexuality... its to simple...
I enjoy sex with both sexes, but find I have more of an emotional connection (ie love, in what ever way you can describe that feeling) with women... now that may be due to socital preasure or just my own subconcious choice.
I think you also have to take into concideration that "swinging" in a group situation requires a relaxing of sexuality as if you've just watched your partner get a right royal shafting and go in for sloppy seconds then its same sex contact by proxie, also you have to be comfortable with the same sex in a sexual environment even if there is no concious contact, ie two people of the same sex explicitly engage in same sex contact, as any kind of 3some or moresome requires some form of contact (excluding voyerisum) and even that has an indirect contact during the voyerisum and contact by proxie when the couple come together later assuming they dont de-contaminate using bio-hazard procedures.
... off to write a thesis on the subject... all i need is to know how many words I need to write for a phd, lmao

20 Dec 2005

Quote by Marcuso
In a bit of a quandry now.
Just had a message from a non-member asking to come.
According to the rules I will have to pull this thread.
Not sure what to do now. Should I pull the thread and risk people thinking the party is off, or should I tell the non-member (who is a good friend) they aren't allowed to come?
Can I ask the Mods if they can clarify this for me please?
Am I allowed to send people PMs via this site about my xmas party if the thread has been pulled?
Or could the thread be left up as it has been for another social, who's organiser has also played by all the rules that were in place when the thread was posted?
Sorry about this......only just read the old steam room stuff and the post at the top of LMU regarding new rules for socials
Marcuso

You're not actually a SH "sticky munch" so the rules, I guess, are up to you just as long as others are aware that there may be non-forum posters then I cant see a problem.
I'm not actually sure if "munches" as a term should be prevented from being used on this site as it was originally used in relation to D/s social meets... perhaps "semi official, or Forum meets" or somesuch should be reserved for SH stickies.
yours is a private party/social advertised on SH which doesnt seem to contradict any "advertising" rules as its non-profitable (not sure how that affects swingers clubs mentions in posts as they are, potentially, profitable!)
Also it does raise the question if open munches are allowed with a named venue... obviously it might end up with 20 blokes all bemoaning the lack of response to adverts lol, but is there any official forum/SH reason why someone couldnt say "an open social meet is to be held at x pub on the 3rd friday of the month, every month" ?

20 Dec 2005

Quote by Cheshire_Couple
My Girlfriend is on the large side (which i dont mind still get great sex ) but she seems to be real paranoid most of the time about her wieght saying "im too fat" ect
Why is it that women are so paranoid about thier wieght when their partner still gives them plenty of comlements it shouldnt matter as long as your partner is the one giving you the compliments Should it??

This has been done before... but a long time ago...
Issues of self image will always exist... I myself see myself as far to thin and "un-masculine" as most guys are a lot chunkyer than I am... And I tend to prefer women who are slim to medium build when I know nothing about them except a visual representation but more, I guess, because I'm so "thin/skinny."
When I get to know someone or spend a great evening talking or chatting to someone then I find size is far less of, or not, an issue, and with my ex (the mother of my son) I never noticed her size change when she was pregnant and post pregnancy as I was inlove with her and we just clicked, so there was far more than a visual attraction (with hind sight I can remember the physical changes but never a dimishment of attraction (we finally split due to PND and being far to young and living miles from parents who might have been able to help out))
I think when a partner is asking questions about visual things (size, grey hair, male patern baldness, beer belly, etc.) then it is either about an afarmation that their partner still finds then attractive or they are un-happy with themselves and are either looking for a self esteme boost or help to change to how they would prefer to be... as a partner, you havnt a hope in hell of working out which unless they tell you...
You love your partner, you find her attractive... so theres no problem... If says "I feel fat and want to loose weight" then as you love her you can help her if she wants it to reach her prefered body weight.
Men are just as bad as women... we tend not to vocalise it as often, or when we do its laughed off because men are not meant to be concious of their own size/build!

20 Dec 2005

Quote by burnie
If you do try to shave anything, then definitely try a Mach 3 razor. It moves with the curves and gets close. A normal double blade is genital suicide.

The new Mach that you put a battery in is even better... (not sure the name) as I used to use a mach3 till a model who was bald (head and every where else) told me about it...
Not a cut nor scratch nor razer burn anywhere as you only need to pull it over the skin once and not move it over the same skin many times to get every last hair.
I just feel sorry for anyone whos ever used a tescos value razor... thats not a sharp blade thats a bit of steel that just pulls every fecking hair out lol

lol

its worse than my early inroads with a sheet steel razor "wilkenson" blade that you used to have to turn the base of the "holder" to adjust the amount sticking out... ripped to bits at the inocent age of 15... caused me to give up shaving for the next 8 years and still didnt get any "bum fluff." The hair on my head and my balls however did grow and I now have a nice scrotal set of dreadlocks :lol:

20 Dec 2005

Damn this has given me a giggle lol

lol

The worst thing is when you've had such a build up to a meet and you're nervious is that no matter what you've eaten you just know you're going to let rip...
So you hold it...
You feel the preasure build up during the social part of the evening... and when you go for a wee and wash you still dont let rip just incase your host(s) decide they wish to empty the bladder before the main course of the evening...
Time moves on, and instead of a normal release of gas you feel the presure move up from the colon into the stomach and your belly swell... just as you're offered another extra fizzy beer or soft drink that you gulp down to be polite....
Then you're upstairs, or the quilt has been thrown on the floor in the living room and things start to warm up... the blood moves from the brain to the crotch and the crotch swells nearly as much as the presure in your stomach... you gulp in air and hope to god that my clenching your buttocks so tight that even if you were set adrift in the vacume of space you'd be air tight and live....
You lay down on your back as your play partner moves above you and marvels at the stiffness of your cock (its only that stiff cos your arse clench has now progressed to the point that nothing is flowing anyway out of the lower part of your body... including blood and you're seriously liable to develop deep vain thrombosis) and you start to sixty nine each other (and if you're lucky someone else gets behind her and starts to thrust as you lick her clit to orgasum... (sorry started to think of a story to write for the other section)) and the preasure builds....
Its getting worse now... despite no visably outward signs your're now so bound with presure were it not for the fact that your stomach muscles are now clenched you would resemble a hot watter bottle that some prat has blow up into a baloon to show what huge lungs he has....
Finaly you shift and enter her...
Then your mind starts to colapse... self control goes...
And as you pull out you are propelled by about 800 ponds per square inch of thrust into her... each outward movement results in no effort as the gas thats built up over 4 hours shoots you forward with more effort than is used to lift the space shuttle....
As the poor knackered woman lies before you with a sheen of sweat and a slightly dazed expression of post orgasmic bliss you make your excuse and hurridly get dressed... just before she passes out from a mix of pleasure and hydrogen sulphate gas.
Satisfied that your job is done you start the long journey home... hoping that she has recovered and has not suffocated... when...
You see a huge fireball 2 miles away erupt throwing slates and tiles into the air and the ground vibrating with the intence force despite your distance....
And you mutter to yourself... I knew they smoked and were waiting for me to leave before sparking up!

20 Dec 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
met a guy once who asked me to stuff his erect cock with rice grains, Managed to get quite a lot down, but now wondering how boring the stuffing was! Love parsely and thyme myself!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You are joking arent you?
I have never told anyone this before....
When I was younger...
No I cant say....
Damn....
I used to gain sexual pleasure from using a crochet kneedle up the jap eye while wanking :shock:
So there...
its out...
I used to be a sexual deviant...
Nowadays I'm far more normal and just swing, and when not swinging I use nipple clamps and hot wax and floggers and whips and some times kneedles on my D/s play partners... far more normal and every day lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: Infact so normal even the NOTW hardly ever trys to do an expo on it :P

20 Dec 2005

Reminds me of an old joke about toes curling every time he pumped into her... thats about all I can remember but it was tights related lol

lol

Presonally I don't mind either for visual appreciation of the legs, but I do like a giggle zone that stockings have...
But better than that...
White socks that are as long as stockings, with over the knee boots and a short pleated dark blue skirt and a very pale bule shirt that only just emcompasses the breasts....
DAMN, the 80's were sooooooo cool if you forget it invented the mullet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

18 Dec 2005

Quote by MandH
Can't beat a bit of Meatloaf on a Saturday night!!

we just have corned beef in our house wink

wink

Only if you are doing a corn beef hash... with a cheese topping :P
(sod the swinging... I just need a cook) thats a "c O O k" not a "c O C k" although one of them will do if its local :wink: lol

lol

:P

18 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i still talk bollox tho

But you do it with such style and finese that we all forgive you :P :lol: :lol:

18 Dec 2005

In responce...
Its due to many reasons none of which are actually exact.
The idea of being cukholded... submission... voyerisum... to the reverse of dominance (your missus/extra person submits by following your directions) the anit-thesus of cuckholding in that afterwards you re-assert your comitment and empathy by shagging her brains out better than the play partner, exhibitionisum as shile you are playing in a 3some he is also watching you perform.
I would also hypothisise theres also a bi-sexual element as taking sloppy seconds or even firsts (if you're a play partner then the husband has to have been there reasonably recient) and DP or DV involves close contact by proxie with another male.
Theres also a proof of trust element... she/he can fuck around but they always come back to you and declair their undying love....
So in general the reasons are many and varied...
Foe myself i'd probably say its a trust love thing when I have a swing partner... the knowledge that they always come back to the one they love, when I play as a single guy it ranges from sex to friendship always with the back of my mind saying "its for fun" so with a slight detatchment in much the same way I work with models... nice body, lustfull appreciation, but they are someones GF so nothing more.

18 Dec 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Thanks for the input, the caveman story makes me feel better if its some kind of natural reaction. I saw a program on tv once that said if a man thinks his wife is having an afair he is capable of creating sperm that will attack another mans sperm. Arent we men just so clever! ;)

Ah, you mean Baker and Bellis's research.
Read Sperm Wars, it's as funny as fuck.
lol

lol

Didnt they quote some of this research when they had the TV program about sex and used an endiscopic camera to show how the cervix dips into the sperm pool below when the woman orgasums?
And also went on to say/describe how one mans sperm hides and when the major partner comes along and copulates then the interlopers sperm hitches a ride and tries to get in there first?
Like yeah, as if sperm actually has a brain and apart from the competition between all sperm to reach the egg first (not an inteligence thing but a survival of the fitest and quickest) it could actually decide to hide and wait for the best moment to come out of cover and run to the finish line....
If the hypothisis is actually true then sperm is probably more intelegent than a lot of single males on swingers sites as at least they use cunning and not "fancy a fuck" :lol:

18 Dec 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Okay -seeing as this is a pay site now - may I ask a question - or propose a topic for discussion?
If a struggling student had something for sale on a well known auction site - and wasn't actually MAKING ANY money out of it - just had it one there to raise awareness of a certain issue - woud mentioning it on here contravene site rules on selling stuff? No profit - just awareness raising?
1...2...3...4... disuss
:color: aRSexx

:shock: Long time no see.. hope you are well...
As to the question... no idea, however if you are selling used undies then I'll offer 50p on the condition that you come to mine wearing them and proceed to remove them as I watch to know they are really yours and not some fat old bloke wearing womens undies before posting them to me, hehe lol

lol

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Oh and of cause... if you put on a good show then I'd take you to my local diner and let you pay for double eggs, sausies, bacon, beans, and french bread for us both... if it wasnt a good show then I'd have to let you order and pay for an indian take away :P

18 Dec 2005

Quote by Darkfire
and yes, you are in sooooo much trouble now! :kick: next time you want free transportation you can kiss my ass :kissmyarse:
:lol2:

Woops, talk about an own goal lol

lol

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However any time you would like your arse kissed or licked let me know :P :lol:

17 Dec 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
You were redesigning a site with a multi thousand user base, yet there seems to have been no plan to handle the confusion and bugs this sort of change would cause. Would you rollout XP and Win XP to 5000 disparate users with no training on 1 night in the business world and not have a pre planned rollback and helpdesk policy? Here you rolled out to a lot more than that, yet the glitch thread was started by a member :shock:

Well MS did that when it released XP onto the world... Full of bugs, and old TCP/IP stack, buffer overruns, and general crap.
Worked for them as they still are the market leaders in OS, desktop, software!

17 Dec 2005

I passed first time with only 2 mistakes during my exam...
Failing to use my indicator once... which I pointed out to the examinar when I realised.
And putting my foot down on the accelerator every time I was nearing a roundabout using the idea that if i get on it at 30 to 70 miles an hour no fecker is going to crash into me as i'm to quick...
mind you, the examiner did look a bit pale as though all the blood was drained from his face as he said "you've passed... I dont ever want to be in a car with you again."
I've calmed down since ;-)
BUT... I know someone who has the same attitued I used to have and had the pleasure of a lift in her car (fecking bricking it I was ;-)) mind you... we did make the derby pub... and I got home ok even if I did have to be so pissed I cant remember much of the journy home...
darkfire is soooo going to kick my ass for this, lmao

17 Dec 2005

Quote by MandH
Steve, .............. Shireen's broken it again Steve :giggle: :giggle:

Pulls on flame retardant suit and places half a dozen fire hoses aimed at ones self....
Trust a woman to break it....
Or
Trust a woman to make 4+1 equal anything but 5 and to prove it by arguing that it never existed in the first place lol

lol

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(runs for the hills)