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Go for it Mallock.....you can do it.....plus now you've said it on here we'll all be badgering you so you'l have to do it :lol2:
I've not really decided on mine yet.......but I guess i should cut down on the boozing and the smoking......plus if I lost another stone I'd be a very happy girl......so quitting drinking should pretty much sort that lol
I'm probably being made redundant this year so then I can go and be cabin crew long haul and have the time of my life :bounce:
I had a horrid beginning to 2007 so I just hope 2008 is better....which I'm sure it will be, because, if nothing else I have a fabulous person to support me kiss
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Quote by Deluxcious
Poshkate dishing out social advice when you have to get on the net to make friends and find sex? You make me laugh!! lol lol lol

:duuno: I thought this was a knitting club.....dunno
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Quote by Mallock2006
You guys make me laugh. I am never leaving this forum.
Great entertainment. Better than an eastenders episode.

Never ???
Thats a long time you know ;-)
Plus the final decision may not be upto him anyway :lol2:
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Quote by Deluxcious
What youre not. biggrin Chip on your shoulder Freckled? Or have a stick up your ass? Talking about it helps.

There was no need for that. Don't insult other member simply because you don't have the social skills to interact politely with others. rolleyes
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I think I know what you mean. I pretty much the same and rarely actually fancy anyone.....I've always just put it down to me being really picky but may be you're right and actually we're just odd dunno :lol2:
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Quote by Mr-Powers

can i watch?

don't ya want to join in dunno :giggle:
that wouldn't be fair...i can pee the furthest! lol
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
how about girls against boys :lol2: you're at an advantage so us girls can add up our totals :lol2:
oh and whilst you're busy peeing we'll think up something more interesting to do :giggle:
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Quote by Mallock2006
Its gotta be time to get excited
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I think so too lol
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:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy::happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
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woo hoo :bounce:
I'll pop you guys on the list when I update it :bounce:
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Quote by blueandpink
Public toilets are more cleaner than most household toilets because people get paid to clean them and keep em spick and span.

Well I'm not calling in at your house if I need a pee :eeek:
If a public loo is going to be cleaner than your house, I'd rather use a bush rolleyes
:thumbup: I'll be joining you in the bushes Dawnie :giggle:
Errm, don't think so, they may get paid but quick wash every 3,000 mis-aimed pees is not clean enough for me
When it comes to outside public toilets (as opposed to decent ones in malls) it's bushes for me and the kids everytime too. I have excellent hovvering/squatting skills too, never ever sit on a public toilet seat
looks like that's 3 of us in the bushes then....:giggle:
actually this is sounding like it would be better placed in Dawnie's dogging thread :lol2:
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Quote by Dawnie
Public toilets are more cleaner than most household toilets because people get paid to clean them and keep em spick and span.

Well I'm not calling in at your house if I need a pee :eeek:
If a public loo is going to be cleaner than your house, I'd rather use a bush rolleyes
:thumbup: I'll be joining you in the bushes Dawnie :giggle:
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I got some fab earrings....perfume, and a shrug that goes perfectly with the outfit that I'm wearing for a winter wedding next year. Plus some Jo Malone goodies and lots of other lovely stuff......all in all I think I've done pretty well :lol2:
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Quote by Mrcoupleseekfun
If the worst comes to the worst creams, just take a ghetto blaster type thingy an get ppl to bring Cds biggrin

I'd rather chew a broken lightbulb, its a pissup and a party....who's in charge of changing cd's?
C'mon dj's....put yourselves forward!
at a social I went to recently the organiser had got a few good mix CD's and just played them throughout the evening smile every one had a good time and said how good the music was.....may be this is the sort of thing that would work for you Mr Cream especially as it's relatively low cost smile
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Some people like to use chat just for meets, some like to use it to chat. Unfortunately you can't dictate how other people use this function so may be if it's not working for you, you might consider using other areas of the site to arrange meets such as the photo adds etc. At the end of the day it's about finding the best way for you to use the site, not about changing the way others use it. I do hope you find some sort of balance and find what you are looking for. Maybe you need to consider the fact that not everyone just wants a meet there and then without having any interaction beforehand?
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Quote by easy
I'm sure PK will be along shortly to update the list............. rolleyes

:thumbup: done smile
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Sorry I missed you all.....but I got put on Grump sitting duty :lol2: gutted to have missed it sad but Hope you all had a lovely Crimbo kiss
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Quote by Shireen
I could have distracted you PK by getting you to come and meet me at the Trafford Centre today but as I am full of cold and have a lovely red nose I thought it best not to phone you :lol2:
Happy Christmas btw kiss

aww that's a shame chick.....was nearly there myself today anyway. Next time you're around you have to let me know Mrs or you'll get a smackbottom :giggle:
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woo hoo :bounce:
chuffed to bits for all of you. kiss I know it's been hard but really glad to hear such good news. smile
Have a fabulous Xmas......passionkiss
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Quote by Dawnie

think I'm going to be in trouble anyway when he finds out about this thread......he won't believe I didn't look lol Maybe I should try to bribe Dawnie to delete it :lol2:

Thats one of the funniest things I've read in a long time rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Not on your life Missy :giggle:
MISSY :lol2:
who got her involved in all this :lol2: rotflmao
lets blame it all on her if he asks rotflmao
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
only 27 mins to go now......I think I can do it....:giggle:

Katie, Miss Katie...... I'm hiding in the bag and i'm waiting for you to come and get me......
I'm the bestest present ever and the sooner you see me the better i'll be. g'wan, a little sneaky peek won't hurt you will it, nobody will ever know.......and if they find out just go with the 'wine made me do it' idea. c'mon, you know you want to see what i am :rascal:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
smackbottom
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ooohhh nooooo
I've got to go out in a bit now sad
anyone else fancy opening up and entertaining Maz for the evening.....I'll pop in till I have to go out kiss
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I like articulate as well......but everyone refused to play it last night as it was too complicated for us after the drinkies :lol2: :giggle:
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Quote by mazandden
let's get the vino and the forum chat opened- i'm in on my lonesome tonight and also in need of distraction!!!!!!!

woo hoo .............sounds like plan Mrs :bounce:
give me a min and I'll get it open :lol2:
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Quote by Corrie2007
No no no resist at all accounts - use the force Kate use the force lol lol lol

rotflmao
only 27 mins to go now......I think I can do it....:giggle:
think I'm going to be in trouble anyway when he finds out about this thread......he won't believe I didn't look lol Maybe I should try to bribe Dawnie to delete it :lol2:
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Quote by superman72
Merry Christmas everyone, only a few days to go now ;)
:cheers:

woo hoo :bounce:
the pressies still calling to me but I've resisted this long so reckon I should be able to manage 45mins till he gets home........although I have just started on the vino so if I do look I can say that I was drunk and don't remember can't I dunno :giggle:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Might be a new phone!
maybe a super posh high tech Iopd phone just waiting for you to turn it on and run your slender fingers all over it's body as you move your soft lips close to it and whisper gently with your silken voice.....
Errrr, i might have gone off track a little, i need a cold shower now redface

well you managed to take my mind off the pressie calling my name in the cupboard :lol2:
I've just re-read that and it does sound a little like I need a trip to the local mental ward :lol2:
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