Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hasn't poshphone got a camera? :giggle:
actually it's not.....I've lost the charger for it so I'm using a phone form the dark ages right now :lol2:
just thought.....maybe that's the pressie......a new phone charger
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Quote by Dawnie
do you know how much trouble you're going to be in when a certain young man comes home and finds out you've been encouraging me :shock: :giggle:
Not scared :giggle:
I might even text him to say you are peeking
OMG........nooooooooo...........
I'm going to be in soo much trouble :lol2:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
In the interest of keeping you busy, you could spend your afternoon and evening taking copious naughty pictures of yourself and depositing them in my inbox.
It's only to keep you distracted you understand, i won't be pervin or anything:rascal:
naughty meaty :lol2:I can't anyway as not got my camera with me.....you'll have to wait for naughty pics
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Quote by X_fanny_x
yeah good idea pop out for a whiledeks just been shopping with the son for son to buy present for me - they come in dek goes to wrap it up son says its ok mam i know you'l like it ok son then he replyes cos you love chocolate dont ya
small hint maybe ?
don't ya just love kids :lol2:
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Quote by X_fanny_x
i wa naughty and peeked at deks unwrapped pressy he dont know i diddont look u may be disappointed
good point on the false delighted face :lol2: I'm sure whatever it is I'll love it though. It's just right now it's calling me from the wardrobe :lol2: Think I might have to pop out for a bit to stop me thinking about it :giggle:
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Quote by Dawnie
Anyone got any ideas to distract me......or do ya think I should be naughty and have a little peek:lol2:
:giggle:
Go on, you know you want to :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
nooooooo...........I can't.......or maybe just a little peek wouldn't matter
I should have guessed that you'd try and corrupt me Mrs :lol2:
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Quote by jaymar
Corrie... they're all being rude! shocking :shock:
Sensibly now :angel: ...we bought 'BOP IT' extreme last year.. now that's addictive!
ohhh I love bob it :lol2: it's brill.
Last night I had some friends over and we played timber, which is like jenga but it's got different coloured bricks and you have to throw dice to see which colour you have to get.......we weren't very good at it though as we'd had a few
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....distracting :lol2:
I'm sat here with just the lappy for entertainment and there's a new Xmas pressie in the wardrobe for me unwrapped and only in its carrier bag.....I've been sat here all afternoon desperate to have a peek at what it is but know I'll only be cross for spoiling the surprise.
Anyone got any ideas to distract me......or do ya think I should be naughty and have a little peek :lol2:
I'm sat here with just the lappy for entertainment and there's a new Xmas pressie in the wardrobe for me unwrapped and only in its carrier bag.....I've been sat here all afternoon desperate to have a peek at what it is but know I'll only be cross for spoiling the surprise.
Anyone got any ideas to distract me......or do ya think I should be naughty and have a little peek
:lol2: Sex God
Quote by X_fanny_x
I have not seen any of my neighbours on here yet but last night was the first night I went out in town since joining. I was aware that some people were looking at me in a different light. Or my flys could have been undone..
Oh no you just bought painful memoirs back from last night :shock: i was out with vanilla friend she was dancing i was stood on outskirts watching the totty
when a man comes up to me and says "your tan aint ya" yes i replied who are you "i have seen you on cam and seen your pics" :shock: he said his username so i stood chatting for couple mins to be pleasant then started dancing with my friend only that wasnt the end he started dancing with me rather closely to (close enuf to feel he had a hard on) he then starts asking me if he can come home with me i then explained i was simply having a night out with friend and not looking for anything he didnt take the hint 
and kept asking me to take him home/down a back alley somewhere.my usual reaction to pests is to go and snog someone else but i knew this wouldnt work after id said i wasnt looking for anything so i left. by all means say hello but it was as if he knew my secret so he expected a shag for it. anyone else every been in a similar situation??
:shock: what a twat, sorry to hear he ruined your night.....some people are just unbelievable
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I'm with foxy on this one. I do think it's lovely to get nice thoughtful pressies for close family but anything else is a bit much really. For me Christmas is more about giving, the only people i've bought for apart from my family are the admin girls in the office, and it's really nice to have an 'excuse' if you like, to get them something just to say a big thanks for all the work that they do I popped up to see them yesterday with pressies and they were made up, but for the work that they put in for me over the course of the year it was more than worth it.
I popped up to see them yesterday with pressies and they were made up, but for the work that they put in for me over the course of the year it was more than worth it. Sex God
I had a big throw out recently whilst a pal was round having a chat.....I was holding up stuff that I've kept since my teens and both of us were :shock: at the size of most of it. It was that bloody tiny....I couldn't even get a leg into most of it now, so needless to say most of it went to the charity shop.
Not got anything really old but I have a hoodie that I've had since I was about 16.....sorry that's a feeble attempt really isn't it :giggle:
Not got anything really old but I have a hoodie that I've had since I was about 16.....sorry that's a feeble attempt really isn't it :giggle:
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Quote by Mistress_39
It never ceases to amaze me what responses you get from people.
Without going into too much detail, we have just had a message from someone currently advertising in two categories saying they have 'caught something nasty' but when it clears up do you want to play and here is my msn address meanwhile................
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Think im gonna be sick
Not being funny.....but by saying they had 'caught something nasty' did they specify that it was an STD?
maybe they just have a case of man-flu or something similar.......which really isn't that much to worry about, especially as they are saying that they don't want to meet till it's gone.
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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Omg!
Thats so bad
Some people honestly only have 1/2 a brain! I thought one of the golden rules of swinging was protecting your fellow swingers privacy.
Something like this can do a lot of damage to a persons social life, work and family
Tony
agreed :thumbup:
and sorry for hijack but good to see you about Tony
and 
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Quote by westerross
What pic? - I can't see it... still it's probably drenched in hormones by now!
Edit - Ooops sorry it's a look at my profile pic thread - thought it was summat significant.
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ohh chooney....you're being catty tonight.....not like you Mr
Winchy's already pointed out the error of his ways to him, so why don't you let the ladies (and gents) who want to admire the chaps pic to go ahead and those that don't approve of the thread can go and look at other threads that they do like
Sex God
Right, although this was originally just going to be in a bar somewhere, due to numbers I've now found us a suitably fabulous venue where we will have a separate room just for ourselves. :bounce: Due to capacity of the venue I will have to close the list when it gets to capacity.
I think I've got the list updated and hotel lists sent to those that wanted them, but if I've missed anyone out or you now require a hotel list please let e know. As Fabio mentioned it'll be a good idea to get hotels booked early as it looks like it's going to be a football night that night. :shock:
Anyone else who wants to come......get ya names down quick cos places are running out quickly and I'm not spending another day trawling round trying to find a bigger venue :lol2:
Only 4 and a half months to go :lol2: :giggle:
I think I've got the list updated and hotel lists sent to those that wanted them, but if I've missed anyone out or you now require a hotel list please let e know. As Fabio mentioned it'll be a good idea to get hotels booked early as it looks like it's going to be a football night that night. :shock:
Anyone else who wants to come......get ya names down quick cos places are running out quickly and I'm not spending another day trawling round trying to find a bigger venue :lol2:
Only 4 and a half months to go :lol2: :giggle:
