Quote by willxx69
Any chance of getting another chap in the GFZ? Bloody hell, it stinks of perfume in here. Kat would never have let this happen
Oh well, I know when I'm beaten (now don't go getting any ideas!:shock
, can I get anyone a drink? :cheers:
Will
Quote by Cherrytree
Can i have some please, Easy ?
Wine and soda, that is.
Quote by firelizard
Any more offers - either way?? I could lock it and I could not lock it!
Personal opinion ..... nay, doesn't count :cry: :cry:
But a CHRISTMAS thread before it's even Halloween or Bonfire Night is just OTT by anyone's standards.
Quote by firelizard
I could squeeze you in sweetie :P would you like a drink too??
you'll always be my mate hun 
get me some choccie while you're there 
Quote by Jags
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Open water is dangerous and no rescue should be attempted by those untrained in specialist skills.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
A couple of weeks ago I was told by someone that I looked like Drew Barrymorethe only resemblance I can see is that we're both blonde and female :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie
I would but I keep getting distracted by thoughts of a car park
nothing at all.....nope......nothing :gagged:
Quote by Dawnie
I've taken it off now.....how bonkers do you think I am :giggle:
Quote by Freckledbird
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not.
Quote by jaymar
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not.
Quote by anais
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone!
Us Princesses wouldn't talk about rudey stuff like that :lol2: Quote by anais
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone!
