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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
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Quote by HannahnAlex
im here :giggle:
the stall has gone out off business cos dawnie haggled so much over the price of the tights lol lol dawnie try longsite market i hear thier are a great range of sparkly tights thier rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
hannah

rotflmao
she's a hard woman is Dawnie lol
We'll have to see if we can get her some tights Han rotflmao
Quote by Dawnie
well the tights are fab hun.....even if they do come from wigan market....(where's Hannah when i need her!) and I'm sure the dress is more fabulous......just can't wait to see you in it..... :twisted:

Noooooo not Hannah :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I think I've just booked sitters for Wigan.
"Mum, do you like this dress? I'm going to wear it 1st December when you have the kids" innocent
good then no excuses..........lol
and if you don't wear the tights me and Hannah will be cross :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
You've just reminded me its almost our wedding anniversary, thanks :thumbup:

do you wear the sparkly tights on your wedding anniversary.....:giggle:
No, I save those for you kiss
Which reminds me, I brought a dress last week and one of the first things Ian said to me when he saw it was....... "You can wear that to Wigan with your market tights"!!!!
After I poked him with the coat hanger he said he liked it rolleyes
well the tights are fab hun.....even if they do come from wigan market....(where's Hannah when i need her!) and I'm sure the dress is more fabulous......just can't wait to see you in it..... :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
You've just reminded me its almost our wedding anniversary, thanks :thumbup:

do you wear the sparkly tights on your wedding anniversary.....:giggle:
Hiya and welcome to the forums from me wave
The way I've read your post is that you are looking for a lady to join you and are having difficulties....I guess this is probably just down to a numbers thing as there are fewer single fems on here than couples, and probably fewer couple than single men. Some people find the forums a good way to get themselves known or the chatroom or the photo adds......don't know what you've tried but I guess it's best to give them all ago and see what's best for you. I'm slightly confused by you post as you say you mostly met with bi males and your profile says otherwise but that might just be me reading it wrong as I'm tired.
Hope you find what you are looking for and have plenty of fun along the way. biggrin
Well I love Wimbledon.....actually this year's the first time in ages that I'm not going....one of the things that tickles me is the fact it says in the program that it's "bad form to applaude a double fault" don't know why I find that ammusing I just always have lol
actually I've got a few days of next week so might see about going down there if I can.....lol
apologies to anyone from here I had arranged stuff with for my days off.....I'm not going to be here after all lol
I've just got in and should go yo bed but I'm not tired so please can I have a glaas of vino please barmaid kiss
Quote by Dawnie
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I would hate all the effort I put in to my hair to be wasted confused

especially as you have the most fabulous hair ever, ever ever.....lol kiss
I live by some principles of feng shui, but I don't think it's reasonable to practice every aspect of it in todays world....although one thing I do have an obsession with is keeping the toilet lid down.....you'll waste money if you don't..... biggrin
Quote by mazandden
I used to be so much worse with superstitions- verging on ridiculously obsessive!
Now I stick to the usual- avoiding ladders, knocking wood, salt over shoulder etc, but the worst one is that every time I see a lone magpie (which is usually several a day on my commute to work) I have to salute 3 times and say 'good day sir' 3 times!
And on the first of every month I have to say 'Rabbits rabbits rabbits' before I say anything else that day!
I worry about myself!....
M xx

nah don't worry hun.....I'm worse than that......most of them I think I've made up myself, and I'm not going to go into them as everyone will realise what a nutter I really am.....but one of my worst ones is putting new shoes on a table.....I nearly had a nervous breakdown the other day when my sister put her newly purchased wedding shoes on my mothers kitchen table confused
I don't even know where I picked up most of mine from but I seem to have loads.....although a lot of mine probably boil down to OCD rather than superstition lol
I've been feeling really bad since this thread started as I don't eat breakfast, but know that I should do.....so today for the first time in ages I had breakfast, and had strawberries with yougurt....all be it at after I'd got to work and listened to my messages but I thougt it was better than nothing...and I'm going to be good from now on and have breakfast every day...... biggrin
Quote by st3v3
I need to try harder, those 2 were solved way too quickly confused

the one and only 'Thomas crown affair'
Quote by Johnoblue
me an the missus looking for some good doggin sites around south east london and kent, any ideas anyone??

hi Jono
The best place for this would be in the dogging section downstairs, I'm sure a helpful mod will be along shortly to move it for you.
Hope you find out what you want to know.
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Quote by Freckledbird
No need to mention what you know just have a little chat about things.

Then just be ready with a response when he asks what made his dad ask the question/start the discussion. Because he will ask. 15 year olds are not completely daft!
lol.....when i was 15 I would have been that mortified that my parents were talking to me about anyhitng sex related that I wouldn't have hung round to ask questions and got out of the room as soon as I could confused maybe that's just the relationship i had with my parents though and obviously everyone is different, so as FB says a response to that question would be useful just in case it's needed.
Quote by foxylady2209
You could approach it without mentioning the fact you have seen into his account.

Think that would be about the best way to go about things, no need to mention what you know, more do it as a general 'chat' about using the internet safely and that it's ok to look at these things so long as you understand that porn just shows one representation of sex and it's not how it is in real life. It's an embarrassing enough converstion to have with a parent, without having to go through the embarrassment of being told your parent knows that you've been looking at things. No need to mention what you know just have a little chat about things.
Quote by keeno

Personally I have increased in height by 1/2" since starting doing tai chi 15 years ago. Surely not a late growing spurt. cool

that could be explained by having measured yourself at different times of the day as most people shrink by about half an inch during the course of the day due to good old gravity.... biggrin SO if you measure yourself in the morning you are taller than if you do it in the evening. biggrin
What about when I wear my heels redface
rotflmao
thats just cheating :lol2:
Quote by keeno
Personally I have increased in height by 1/2" since starting doing tai chi 15 years ago. Surely not a late growing spurt. cool

that could be explained by having measured yourself at different times of the day as most people shrink by about half an inch during the course of the day due to good old gravity.... biggrin SO if you measure yourself in the morning you are taller than if you do it in the evening. biggrin
as others have said, why not sort out your life style as that is what's causing the problem.
Stop putting toxins in you're body.......rather than adding more...
botox is a quick fix for the odd line or wrinkle..........its won't sort out what you want it to
Quote by LondonPlaything
could be a simple mistake, one never knows
lp

no but the hounds would rather go for the kill than question things....... confused
so for clubs.....look at the link that Jags has provided you with, think you'll find the info you need there.....
good luck in your search........
oh and wave welcome to the forum
Quote by RedHot
Aside from that, both healthy and my son's friend has two small children now too smile
TJ

brilliant, just brilliant.....stuff like this brings a tear to my eye......just so happy that they are doing so well..... smile