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poshkate
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
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Now we all know the normal ones that parents tell, like the Tooth Fairy and Father Christmas, but do you have any more unusual ones?
The thing that got me thinking about this was looking at some pics of me and my sister as kids this evening, I remembered that when I was younger we used to live on the continent, and the dry cleaning van that went round the local area used to play the same tune as ice cream vans do. So of course on return to the UK, everytime we heard an icecream van, my parents always said that it wasn't and it was actually the dry cleaning man so no ice cream for us
With both me and my sis being blonde it took us a long time to work out this evil ploy of theirs 
So what fibs were you told.......or have you told your kids? Own up all you parents
The thing that got me thinking about this was looking at some pics of me and my sister as kids this evening, I remembered that when I was younger we used to live on the continent, and the dry cleaning van that went round the local area used to play the same tune as ice cream vans do. So of course on return to the UK, everytime we heard an icecream van, my parents always said that it wasn't and it was actually the dry cleaning man so no ice cream for us
With both me and my sis being blonde it took us a long time to work out this evil ploy of theirs So what fibs were you told.......or have you told your kids? Own up all you parents
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Quote by Mallock2006
Never been but have friends who have been and they said its a beautifull place and not too expensive there either.
I went about 8 yrs ago and it is beautiful and pretty cheap, but I've been told that there are a lot of hen and stag do's going there now which might cause a problem if you're looking for a quiet weekend away. One of my favourite European Cities to go to is Barcelona, I fell in love with it the first time I went and have been 4 or 5 times since and it never seems to lose its charm. You can normally find cheap flights there pretty easily although be carful when you're getting cheap flights that they do actually go to the main airport not one a coach journey away.....often the budget airline price isn't much less than if you shop around the other airlines and they go to the main airport.
Hope you find somewhere nice to go and have fun
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Quote by mal257
I've been around a while (!!!), about 3 months ago, i sent some mails and made some new friends after attending a social. I've been on hols for a while, just got back and went to my account....its all missing. No friends...no sent mail....Its like those 3 months never existed!!! Any idea why this happened?
I'm sure i went to a social in yarmouth.....so if i met you and we chatted...i really do want to get back to ya...but i can't. Feel free to get in contact with me! Especially you Z girl.... ( i know yr name but dont wanna write it here, and......damn my memeory. Who did i go with....H.....???
Mal
Dunno about the friends section, but mail is automatically deleted by the system after 30 days unless you save it. Hope you catch up with those you are looking for.
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Quote by mdr2000
lol....
That about covers the average consenting adults in the country then...
30-50 ok thats scientific... and a coincidence that they happen to fall in the best age range for cracking good sex anyway...
don't forget us 20 somethings....It not only you oldies that have good sex ya know :giggle:
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Quote by Cherrytree
Are you in that leather kilt, LP? mmmmmmmmmmmm
There's another cute kilt wearer on this site - I wonder if he might drop in tonight?
Dlep - are you JUST wearing a smile? :shock:
Are you hairy, though?
so we have delp in just a smile, and LP in his leather kilt......this is looking like a pretty good bar to be in.....you joining me in the jaccuzzi Cherry?
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Quote by Cherrytree
What are you celebrating Kate?
Oh and can I order a hairy fella on the rocks
I've had a pay rise and found out that the fast track I'm on might be fast tracking me sooner than I expected
Now where's that bar man or it that why you were asking for a hairy fella Cherry :giggle:
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Generally I have a quite impulsive nature and so rarely know what I'm doing in 2 days time let alone 2 months time 
I don't like to have things planned out and don't think I've ever booked a holiday with more than a few weeks notice. I did once go out for Lunch with a friend and then wake up the next morning in Barcelona 
since then I only carry my passport with me if I really need to and make sure I don't meet up with friends who are equally impulsive when I have it with me :lol2:
I don't like to have things planned out and don't think I've ever booked a holiday with more than a few weeks notice. I did once go out for Lunch with a friend and then wake up the next morning in Barcelona since then I only carry my passport with me if I really need to and make sure I don't meet up with friends who are equally impulsive when I have it with me :lol2: Sex God
Quote by flower411
Does it work the other way around ?? , if someone is self effacing or generally comes across as a bit of a dork in a forum or on the phone etc. Does your opinion of them change when they turn up and look absolutely drop dead gorgeous ??
I know it's different so sorry for sidetracking......but the bit about 'on the phone' has struck a chord with me...
whenever I call the IT helpdesk at work I always seem to get the same fella everytime.......some guy called Jim, now bearing i mind the helpdesk is based at group I have never met the man......
I've always thought he sounded very nice indeed.....but whilst chatting to a collegue the other day, she informed me that he is nothing like what he sounds like, and is actually a 50 yr old baldy with a beer gut (not even going to put a disclaimer here...but that not my type.....simple as!) so I am now thinking of him differently to how I did before
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Quote by fabio
isn't it is really not a case of "becomming" as such, but more a case of just "being and never realising"..
:thumbup: For me, it's a case of no one is entirely straight.....or entirely gay......everyone is just somewhere along the line of the grey area in the middle....
where someone is on that line can change through time and be affected by expieriences.....at any time of life...
just my thinking on things
