Quote by blonde

If you're in charge of that, can I be in charge of post match massages please :lol2:

I think I'll need as much help as I can muster :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I dont know why he put me in charge ....... I dont have a bluddy clue about footie

Quote by blonde
Blonde
Are you in charge of the changing rooms and team bath??
:giggle:

Quote by Freckledbird
Always stockings (usually hold-ups). Tights should be banned!

Quote by varca
Ahh I must be thinking of the other "drink knocking over in rush to get to sexy in man in jacuzzi PK" :giggle: Ahhh just thought hmmmm logically that means that if there are two of you, then whilst one is errm.... testing Mr FC's.... errm apparatus, then, the other one must be free to come play with me :lol2: :grin:

Quote by MrFC

I just hope you've got a full tank of air young man :giggle:

READY!!!!! Do you think the jacuzzi will cope.........
that's no use....how am I ment to grope your bum when you're wearing that.....just get neked and you can breathe through your ears :giggle:
OK!!!!!!!!! HERE I COME........DIVE...DIVE........DIVE

Quote by MrFC

I just hope you've got a full tank of air young man :giggle:

Quote by willxx69
Ok, so PK posted While I was still typing!
Will

Quote by varca
Ahem - Can I get anyone a drink during this disgraceful exhibition of wanton carnal desire!
Will :giggle:

Quote by MrFC
ready and waiting hun.... :twisted:

Quote by MrFC
Well I'm ready....... :twisted: are you waiting...... :twisted:

Quote by poshkate
not anymore....think I might have a feel elsewhere as well now you're here
:twisted:

Quote by MrFC
MrFC dons his scuba gear and delves to the nether regions of beyond
OOOOOOO!! miss Kate you have been waiting haven't you :twisted:

Quote by varca
ready and waiting hun.... :twisted:

Quote by poshkate
not anymore....think I might have a feel elsewhere as well now you're here :twisted:

Quote by Poshkate
ready and waiting hun.... :twisted:

Quote by MrFC
Well I'm ready....... :twisted: are you waiting...... :twisted:

Quote by Sassy-Seren
My son is dying to see this! It looks great fun but anyone remember the original with the late great Divine? :giggle:

Quote by MrFC
Thanks MrFC......now come and get in the jacuzzi so I can have a feel of that bum of yours

Quote by varca
Noah was clearly into "couples.. two x two" lol, so what would you fill it with?

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Is anyone serving in this joint?
I'm on a bit of a downer this week, no Dai tonight and home alone and I need serious cheering up.

Quote by mazandden
I also joined up (this is maz, not den!) to give den's ass a whooping!hehehe!
PK- I also spent longer on my strip than the team!!
:giggle:

Quote by mazandden
And guys from last season, hang your head in shame, i mean what next? a girl beating you in a reverse parking competition?? PK's post sums it up really!!!!!

Quote by Cherrytree
girth or length?

Quote by HannahnAlex
:thrilled: :thrilled: i like blondes but couldnt eat a whole one :lickface:

Quote by HannahnAlex
oh right didnt know that lol guess i should have read your profile

Quote by HannahnAlex
oh right ... and im not blonde :giggle: :giggle:
boobs
g string or thonge

Quote by blonde
Savoury.
Facial or over tits

I am glad it's not just me ...... what does it mean?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Quote by mazandden
We also got the 'eat your crusts so your hair goes curly!'

Quote by firelizard
Oooh Varca yes I have experienced this too in my younger day. I met a young man who lookswise was rather an adonis but the first word was such a major disappointment for exactly the same reason.