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17 Aug 2007

I was a very accident prone child and was pretty well know at the local A&E.....but my worst break was when I fractured my neck falling off my horse.....I went to the hospital but they told me I was fine and sent me home....I was walking about for a week before I went back and they x-rayed it and found out :shock:

17 Aug 2007

Quote by Sarah
Who is serving the drinks??
:beer:

dunno.....but I could do with a glass of vino when they turn up drinkies

drinkies

17 Aug 2007

Quote by lyns
Don`t worry Mrs B I find it very difficult to orgasm so either were both "broken" :shock: :lol2: in that dept or its just perfectly normal . Do you find it harder to orgasm when youv`e had a few to drink?. I do and was wondering if it was quite common.

definitely with you on the drinking thing.....any more than a glass of vino and it's pretty much impossible for me. sad

sad

I find that I can orgasm quite quickly although I have to be in exactly the right mind frame and totally relaxed or it just won't happen at all......so much so that I often find it difficult with new partnerif I'm nervous etc

16 Aug 2007

Quote by fry
condoms on cucumbers???....frightened of having a gherkin? just a thought
fry

Have you been drinking dunno

dunno

16 Aug 2007

Quote by blueandpink
Shoes (mastered 4" easily now btw PK)
Croissants or muffins?

ohhh well done you pink kiss

kiss

croissants :thumbup:
nails.....glam rouge.....or french polish ?

16 Aug 2007

Quote by anais
Ropes
Silk or Lace

Silk.....noo lace.......noo silk....or maybe lace....
Noo lace it is......I think smile

smile

Shoes or handbags?

15 Aug 2007

Sorry but to me it is simple (ok maybe it's just me being simple confused

confused

) there is a law that states how your reg plate should be......the law is there for a reason....why not just stick to it and therefore not risk the fine..... dunno

dunno

and as Mr Powers pointed out.....most private plates look tacky anyway smile

smile

14 Aug 2007

Quote by fry
bought a new laptop this evening, got home very excited, opened it up and tryed to get on line with excisting internet cable but it wont let me and asks for user name and password - I dont remember them. what do i do? what do i do?
fry

I had a similar thing recently when I changed from broadband to wireless.....I just called up my service provider and they sorted it out for me... smile

smile

Hope you sort it out biggrin

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12 Aug 2007

awwww.....how adorable......I want one biggrin

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welcome back as well guys....hope you had a good time kiss

kiss

12 Aug 2007

Quote by redwine_lover
Just got back home and could do with a glass of vino if anyone's serving.......think I could do with a dip in the jacuzzi too if anyone fancies joining me :twisted:

wine - yes
jacuzzi - nope
one out of two.?

tell you what I'll get in the jacuzzi and you can give me a neck rub whilst I'm in there drinking the wine smile

smile

12 Aug 2007

Just got back home and could do with a glass of vino if anyone's serving.......think I could do with a dip in the jacuzzi too if anyone fancies joining me :twisted:

12 Aug 2007

Sorry it's late but Happy Birthday Lee kiss

kiss

6 Aug 2007

Quote by bicuriousuncut
Did she catch u smoking tho Poshkate?????

no it was a teacher that did that.....and it was part of the reason I got expelled.... redface

redface

6 Aug 2007

Quote by Srne
thieving git i want my underpants back!!

smackbottom

smackbottom

smackbottom

come and get them yourself.....or on second thoughts, just send the Mrs :lol2:

6 Aug 2007

Quote by Missy
Then maybe go to his savings account if he's got one, and get him to withdraw the money for the packet of cigs he stole, to show him if he's gonna smoke, it's gonna be expensive.

I remember my mother doing something similar to me when I was younger.....after stealing something, and being caught out, I was told that the next day we were going to the bank to take the same amount of money out of my bank account and I would have to go and put it in a charity box. I spent the whole night awake worrying that people would know what I had done. Then as promised my mother took me to the bank to get the money out etc. Whilst, in actual fact, people seeing a mother and daughter going and getting some money out of the bank and then taking it to give to charity would not make them assume what had gone on......I was convinced that people knew and totally mortified. It worked....I didn't steal again.

6 Aug 2007

My sisters wedding this weekend......I'm sooooo excited and it's not even me getting married :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

3 Aug 2007

Quote by mazandden

I think i need to settle down in that jacuzzi and rest my weary body, with a foot and leg rub...anyone offering?!

On my way babe kiss

kiss

Of course, i'll be returning the favour.....

Quote by MrFC
pass me a glass of vino while you're up MrFC, I'm off for a quick dip in the jacuzzi, then I'll let you give me a massage to unwind :giggle:

OOEER!!!! Miss Kate :shock: cool

cool

I've got the deep heat ready for a luurvely massage.. biggrin

biggrin

WOO HOO......this is starting to look like fun :bounce:

3 Aug 2007

Quote by mazandden
I think i need to settle down in that jacuzzi and rest my weary body, with a foot and leg rub...anyone offering?!

On my way babe kiss

kiss

3 Aug 2007

pass me a glass of vino while you're up MrFC, I'm off for a quick dip in the jacuzzi, then I'll let you give me a massage to unwind :giggle:

1 Aug 2007

Quote by jaymar
Last Saturday night in Manchester ........... Girlies night out!
Sausage and chips bought ..... and sausage dropped on the floor 2 seconds after paying for it ............ YES we picked it up off the pavement ........and ate it! :scared:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

In Catering (disclaimer - apparently!).. there's a 5 second ruling on things that have dropped on the floor.. ie., pick up within 5 seconds and you're safe, other than that the spours are starting to develop! confused

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I was brought up on the '3 second rule'......if you drop food, it's fine as long as you pick it up in 3 seconds, never done me any harm...... biggrin

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1 Aug 2007

I've never been to see one myself but I am actually planning on going to see one that a pal of mine has seen in the past. My friend went to see her recently and played me the tape of it afterwards. My friend had just started seeing a new fella who was a fireman, during the session, the medium started talking about him and was totally spot on apart from she kept saying that this bloke had something to do with the law.....my friend said, 'no he's a fireman' but the medium was adamant about him having something to do with the law.......after my friend played me the tape we were both confused about it as she'd been spot on about everything else.
A few days later my pal rang me to say that her new beau had just turned up at her house wearing a suit

confused

she asked him why he had a suit on......he told her he'd been in court as he's a magistrate :shock:
Whilst at times I can be cynical over stuff like this, this woman was really spot on, and I'll definitely be going to see her for a chat sometime soon.

1 Aug 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ST3V3
kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

29 Jul 2007

Quote by Philfuller
Incidentally rather than go to a GUM clinic, I sent samples of urine and saliva to a lab in London. Quick and easy but at a cost of some £60!

Sorry Phil, but there is a little more to things than just sending a sample and swab away. If you want to be tested properly for STI's you will need a swab of your genitalia and they will test that. The link below should help futher with the matter, as I'm in no ways medically minded.
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29 Jul 2007

Quote by Daihappy
I have decided to start giving blood on a regular basis as there is a great shortage currently. Obviously when blood is donated it is tested for anything detremental to a recipient, i.e. any nasty diseases.

Well done on planning to give blood Dai, definately a great thing to do (I would if they'd let me). I'm slightly alarmed though that you think that the screening process that is done when you give blood will screen you against 'any nasty diseases'. The screening that blood gets only screen for blood disorders and therefore not STI's.
STI's are a different matter and should be tested for reguaraly as some are sympton-free ie. Clamidiya.
Personally I would always use condoms with any swinging parteners, as well as getting regular clinic check ups, but it's a case of each to their own.
If anyone is worried about going for a check up, if you go to your GUM clinic you don't even have to give your real name so you don't need to worry about it cropping up on your records.

28 Jul 2007

Quote by mazandden
Yep full body massage for me too
The only trouble is that now I know I am bi and don't just suspect it the couple of times I have had a massage I have found it quite hard to keep my mind from straying as one of my many fantasises is that I get a massage that is taken much further than expected

This is DEFINATELY one of my fantasies as
well!!!! redface

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m xx
I think we should arrange something ladies :twisted:

28 Jul 2007

Quote by MrFC
ERM! ok Miss Kate wine it is and I must say you are looking delectable this evening

Why thank ya kind sir.... kiss

kiss

now come over here so I can get a grope of your arse :twisted:

28 Jul 2007

Quote by MrFC
BEER PLEASE!

get you're own mate :twisted: and while you're there, I need a top up of wine......then you can join me in the jaccuzzi....I'm sure we have some unfinished business to deal with biggrin

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28 Jul 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN
I hope you have a great day kiss

kiss

28 Jul 2007

Quote by Sarah
Crisps anyone??
Where is the wine??

got plenty of wine here Sarah.....I'll pour you a glass and expect you in a couple of hours :giggle:

28 Jul 2007

Quote by blonde
........can I be in charge of post match massages please :lol2:

Can I have one of those ...... it's hard work managing this rabble! :twisted:
Steve
poshkate .......... here's your first victim :twisted: but be gentle with him ....... i may need him later :rascal:

massage on it's way for Steve......I'll send him back when I'm done with him Blonde :twisted: I'm not sure if he'll still be in one piece though :lol2: