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Quote by westerross
Damn! Dropped the glass o'wine - you'll just have to make do with the bottle fer a mo' - I'll root around down here to see if I can find the glass under the water! :twisted:
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The bottles fine Chooney.....just don't tickle my feet while you're down there lol
Right now we had pole dancing last weekend.....so what we gonna do to entertain ourselves this weekend? :twisted:
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I was wondering where this had got to......was even questioning what day it was :lol2:
Glass of vino over here please Choon and the I think I'll go and have a relax in the jacuzzi lol
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Quote by razor_wire
If theres lots of it, then it sounds like gushing, if thats the case then its watersports lol xj

but that's the difference isn't it???
there's gushing, which is female ejaculation...or watersports, which is urine play....that's the way I've always viewed things....maybe I'm wrong dunno
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
We would pay for it.....a nice lady to join us.
But we are looking for fun as long as we all enjoy it I don't see a problem. Although the best times we have had is when we have not paid.

That raises an interesting point...Imagine you've taken your wife to a good hotel, you book a female massure to come to your room for a bona-fide massage for your wife. Then the female massure (sp?) started touching her in a sexual way.
They start getting it on together, is that paying for it? Even if no more money is asked for.
OR the massure asks for money but your wife says please pay her, I'm so turned on?
John & Shel
Is this something that has actually happened to you......or just in your own mind?
I'm sure that most professional masseuse would be horrified by your suggestion that they would start to touch your wife sexually.
In answer to your question.....if they didn't ask for anymore money.....no you weren't paying for it, you were paying for a massage and any other 'options' are being given for free.....if they do ask for more money.....then yes you are paying for it.
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Quote by Philfuller
Or is it alright to pay for it at any time anyway?

Of course it is, men (and women) of all different ages use the services of working girls for a number of different reasons, whether that be the business man who wants a bit of company one evening whilst he's away from home, a single bloke who just wants some no strings fun, with no worries that the girls not going to then start calling him all the time declaring her undying love, or someone who just wants someone who understands his needs and wants, and is there to pamper him for an hour or seven. biggrin It doesn't matter who they are or what their reasons for doing it are, and quite frankly it's no ones business but their owns.
As for if it's right for you only you can answer that. If you decide it's an avenue that you want to explore, then do a bit of research and find a good local agency or parlour, call them up and explain your situation and what you are looking for in a girl, they should be able to suggest a few who you would get on with and hopefully have a fabulous time with cool Remember it's ok to let them know it's your first time and what your concerns are, that way they will suggest girls to you who will be understanding. Have a chat with the girl on the phone first to check that you think you will get on and explain to her what you are looking for and if there's anything that you'd really like to happen.
Whatever you decide, if you go ahead, I hope you have a bloody good time. you never know you might find someone who you really get on with and it could become a regular thing for you.....if not you can have fun trying out different girls:twisted:
One thing to remember though it that the best girls will go where they earn the most money, and it's very much an industry where the girls pick where they work rather than the agency/parlour owners picking the girls, so I wouldn't recommend trying to cut corners on costs if you can avoid it.
Quote by Dawnie
Make it legal, give good health cover, suitable conditions and pay for it all you like :thumbup:

Only quoted you Dawnie as you were the first one to say it, but prostitution is not illegal, only soliciting. I may be cynical, but when I hear politician's going on about banging on about legalising things to protect the girls on the street etc, it's actually because they know that the girls at the top end of the market are earning good money and very few of them declare their earnings, so they are missing out on a big wad of revenue......as I said, probably just me being cynical :lol2:
Health cover is there for those that want it...if you ever ring up your local GUM clinic for an appointment and they tell you there's awaiting list.....try ringing them back a bit later and tell them that you're a hooker......generally they'll then see you that day or the next....ok this may not be the case everywhere but it's just an example.smile
Quote by Dawnie
Just as an after thought, I was looking at this from the male point because that is what Philfuller is but would any female here pay for sex from a male?

Good question......I don't think I would pay for it myself, as FB said I have a vibrator for if I need that :lol2: and I don't think I'd do it just to go somewhere, ie. in the true escort sense, not sure why really but partly because, friends, family and colleagues would be a bit surprised as to where this mystery bloke has popped up from and I'm a crap liar anyway :lol2:
For some reason it seems to appear that women don't pay for it whilst men do.......is that because men have stronger urges, or is it just that it is more accepted within society for men to use hookers whilst women haven't got to that point yet. Or maybe it's because it's so much more readily available to men (if you don't believe me have a look in your local paper for massage parlours and you'll probably find there are a few in places that you pass everyday) and that women have to go to more effort to arrange something?
Anyway enough rambling from me, whatever you decide Phil, I hope you have fun and enjoy yourself :thumbup:
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Quote by Stormwalker

footballs been on lol

:doh: :doh: :doh:
I'm blonde.....that's all I'm saying on the matter :lol2:
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Quote by lyns
footballs been on lol

:doh: :doh: :doh:
I'm blonde.....that's all I'm saying on the matter :lol2:
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Quote by Sexybbwlondon
you might note the lack of male replies, might be something to do with a black and white ball rotflmao

Dammit, I have to show my ignorance already??
But alas, yes... Im confused!!
Welcome to SH chick.....hope you have fun here lol
and if it helps, I'm totally confused about what wino's on about......maybe he's had too much vino confused lol
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Quote by bluexxx
As I said, it's about socialisation. Period.

:thumbup: I had a conversation about this with someone last night and agreed that dogs, especially small ones should be properly socialised as puppys to stop problems later on in their lives.
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Quote by firelizard
Award-winning childcare
The Ocean Club offers a unique 'dine out' service. Simply get your little ones ready for bed and drop them off at our kids club. We'll watch over them whilst you go out and enjoy yourselves and you can pick them up on your way home.
This is the childcare available at the particular place they stayed. This is fact.

Thanks Fire, I kept meaning to go and check what the arrangements are at the club, and it seems what I've come across is different to what was offered there. What a shame that they didn't take up the use of this service that night.
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Quote by Cherrytree
Me too please Will. Hi Kate kiss

Hello lovely lady kiss lets hope Will's getting us a bottle of wine so we can pull up a chair and have a proper chin wag.......unless you fancy a dip in the jacuzzi that is :twisted: wink
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Quote by Stormwalker
I've just tried to quote a post and reply but when I hit the quote button it says ........... topic doesnt exist????
It bluddy does coz I am trying to repsond to it :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

But you are Blonde, so maybe it's just you. lol
you're just asking for some of these aincha Mr!
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Quote by willxx69
You see, Shireen only has to mention that she is changing into a skimpy outfit and, shazam! I appear!! :rascal: :rascal:
Now that I am here, can I get anyone a drink?
Will :cheers:

woo hoo Will's here :bounce:
glass of vino blanco needed over here Mr Will kiss
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A colleague of mine comes out with some classics at time....
the other day she was asked if she wanted a bacon sandwich........she said "no thanks, I don't eat anything that comes from pigs.....I'll have a sausage one instead thanks" !!! confused lol
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woooo hooo.........how exciting :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Congrats to both of you kiss
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Yep, white wine would do me nicely too please!
Can we pole dance in the GFZ tonight? I need to practice for a hen night :shock: cool
Fee
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that sounds like fun :giggle: now where's Maz when we need her :twisted:
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Quote by splendid_
soooooooo I shall serve the drinks and inject a bit of happiness in every glass... who is first ?
splendid

Dry white wine needed over here please lovely lady kiss
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Quote by Mrcoupleseekfun
have a read of this
Makes you think a bit.....especially this bit "The McCann's researched hotels and selected this Mark Werner hotel because of it's services for family.
The resort offers in room babysitting and has a kid's club where children can be left at dinner time"

Having worked for a company very similar to Mark Werner, I know it is often the case that 'babysitting services' are actually just that an the resorts instructors take it in turns each evening to be 'babysitter' and goes round each room that has kids in every 20 mins or so and checks the kids are still sleeping and if not they would then alert the parents.
If this was the case, it may be that, who ever was doing this on the evening in question simply noted that the babies were sleeping and not that one was missing.
I'm in no way saying that this is what happened or that the parents were right to leave their children, just trying to explain how things are on that type of holiday.
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Quote by bbw_lover
Last Tango in Paris or Emmanuelle

Last Tango in Paris
Holly.....or Ferne?
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Quote by firelizard
:eeek: redface evil
:taz:
Sorry I just can't find the words!!!!!

want me to hold him down for ya chick, so that you can give him a good spanking :lol2:
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ohhhh.....Pimms.......sounds perfect.....had a sad day and I'm working all weekend sad so make mine a large one will you. biggrin
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Quote by mazandden
no food- just a stomach rub for me :cry:
And a hotwater bottle and a few ibuprofen please...
and maybe a very large GnT....
Quinine helps cramps, right?....
m xx

:thumbup: that's what my mother always told me......although I reckon it was just an excuse to have a G&T.....but it's worth a try kiss
no brekkie for me either......I'm already late for work....lol
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Quote by Cherrytree
whiskey please. Large.

well as it looks like I'll have to get my own drink.....I'll pick up a whiskey on the way for you hun......kiss
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Quote by Freckledbird
Can I have something cold and alcoholic please?

you'll be lucky......I ordered a glass of vino before and still no barman has appeared :twisted:
I think we need to sort these men out lol
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