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26 Apr 2007

Oh Blonde.....I do this all the time..... biggrin

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As I normally have my days off work during the week...I think of Monday night as being Friday night and the Thursday morning is Monday morning.....

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But then the last few weeks I've had 'normal' weekends off....which has confused me even more as I keep waking up in the morning and having to check my diary to decide whether I have to go to work or not..... :shock:
So I normally havent a clue what day it is but there again I'm generally clueless about most things so why should what day it is matter.......:lol2:

25 Apr 2007

I'm here to Sarah.....
I think someone must have forgotten the 50p's for the meter ....:lol2:

24 Apr 2007

Quote by woohoo
and you'll go nice and brown....

After about 3 months looking like a lobster lol

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hey...the lobster looks in doncha know....:lol2:

24 Apr 2007

I've used stuff like that before hun.....don't worry about the tingling or redness....just have a tepid shower and then put on loads of body lotion and it'll soon calm down and you'll go nice and brown.... biggrin

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24 Apr 2007

Quote by Lost
I called the police out last tueday about some criminal damage done - they just turned up ten minutes or so ago.

I know it's really annoying when they are slow to come out but I have to say that recently I had to have them out twice in emergency situations and both times they where absolutely brilliant....It's just a shame that they appear not to have the resourses to deal with every crime in the same manner.....

22 Apr 2007

Quote by Calista
The longer the site runs the longer I am amazed that the Admin don't learn from the lessons of previous uproar! This is a community, we dicuss things, we vote, we laugh, we shag .... all together.
Whilst I appreciate SH is now a commercial enterprise .... we should still be entitled to put our opinions, all together, forward prior to decisions being made.

I think this sums up my feelings on the matter perfectly, I would have thought that if a member of the SHM team wanted to attend a site run munch or social that they would inform people themselves of there wish and let members decide whether they want a representative of the magazine attending munches and socials at all....then members would all know where they stood and then if they were still unhappy about the presence at a social members could decide not to go....
Saying that....I did see NWC's post almost as soon as it was announced, and whilst I expected what has happened to happen (and actually I expected it sooner than this) I decided that whilst I had no interest in speaking to anyone from the magazine, if NWC had discussed it at lenght with Annie and decided that it was acceptable, then I would put my trust in NWC and still attend....
I'm probably not making any sense as usual...but I know what I mean... lol

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22 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I nominate myself to be chief thigh tester....got to make sure those thighs are muscley enough to do the job :smug:

can I be your second in comand....you might need a second opinion.....just to check....:giggle:

21 Apr 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
fancy a shag
:happy: :happy: :happy:

Seeing as you asked so nicely :rascal:
twist my arm why dontcha....lol
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

21 Apr 2007

Quote by Shireen
That's cheating PK :giggle:

lickle me..cheat......never.... lol

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rotflmao

21 Apr 2007

fancy a shag lol

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21 Apr 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
I believe i've tested you on the correct way to make one of these before, since you passed i think you deserve one.
A Kir Royale for the lady

cheers hun...
kiss

kiss

21 Apr 2007

where is the barman this evening....???
Kir Royale when he's ready....
kiss

kiss

21 Apr 2007

Quote by Sarah
Morning
Bacon rolls and orange juice over here please..
Now what are the plans for the rest of the day??
I suggest a BBQ in here tonight... :P

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Bacon roll sound good....send some over here will ya....
I'm off to the pub in a bit for a long boozy lunch lol

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but BBQ later sounds good unless I stay in the pub lol

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19 Apr 2007

open...in the usual place.....drews buying the drinks tonight again..... lol

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18 Apr 2007

Quote by Mallock2006

With most routers you get a manual that's about 3 pages long,.

3 pages long......well I wouldnt read it.....so Malock....can you come round to sort it out for me.....cos i'm not reading 3 pages of an instruction book to set it up..... lol

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I can sort you out yes.....
Might need to get some advice on the router though ;-)
I'll sort the bloody router out !! biggrin

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Well done...........
Leaves me free to deal with the more important issues :rascal:
rotflmao

rotflmao

boys...I'm sure I can find jobs for you all to do...:lol2:

18 Apr 2007

Quote by gands0719
With most routers you get a manual that's about 3 pages long,.

3 pages long......well I wouldnt read it.....so Malock....can you come round to sort it out for me.....cos i'm not reading 3 pages of an instruction book to set it up..... lol

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18 Apr 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
If people are stupid enough to leave their routers open without even the most rudimentary security then they can hardly complain.

Problem is not everyone is a clued up as the rest of us and just because someone isnt as clever at any particular thing should that be a reason for them to become victims dunno

dunno

:thumbup: I havent got wifi...or whatever it's called, but I was thinking about it....I rang BT to see about getting it, but the lad I spoke to in the call center couldnt answer even quite basic questions I was askin him....
I'm a dumb blonde and hold my hands up to it....and if I got wifi....I'd probably do it all wrong and all my neighbours would be surfing away without my knowledge...
I reckon I'm best off without it..... confused

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17 Apr 2007

I'm sorry, but I find this quite offensive really....
I'm a child of the 80's and I played out in the street and drank dandelion and burdock (sp). But why are children no longer playing out like they used to...is it because they dont want to....or is it because they can't dunno

dunno

Sorry, not aiming this at anyone.....but I really don't see how kids can play in the same way as kids did years ago...

17 Apr 2007

forum chat's open on server 3 if anyone wants to pop in.
kiss

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17 Apr 2007

Hi Pete

wave

Glad to hear things are looking up kiss

kiss

I think I might be able to sort out having a couple of days off this weekend after all so can you put me back on the list as a possible/maybe! :lol2:
Hope I can make it, sounds like it's going to be fun lol

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15 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
I went away, consumed a bottle of wine- and came back in to find you've all gone wooly! FFS! :scared:
youre making me itch just to look at you! :shock:
WW goes of to find some girlies not in wooly jumpers.

I know what you mean Winchy.....I popped out for a bit and everyones gone woolley bonkers mad.....I reckon they've all got sunstroke......:giggle:

15 Apr 2007

Quote by hisandhers
tell her your age - at least you are being honest from the start. Whats a relationship if you start it with a lie

:thumbup: As others have said age is only a number and if there's a spark between you then go for it, just be honest with her about it as HisandHers says. Two fellas I've met recently have told me lies early on (one of which was about age, the other something else) and I've subsequently found them out, and it's put me off them as I wasn't sure what else they would lie to me about.

14 Apr 2007

Quote by Sarah
getting busy, now please don't be too long :twisted: PK :twisted:

don't worry Sarah....I'm nearly finished with him...we'll be joining you in the jacuzzi shortly.....save me a space between you and Splendid will ya..... biggrin

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14 Apr 2007

Quote by splendid_
I think I love you.
x x

Just don't expect him anytime soon.....I think he'll be needing a very long shower... :twisted:

14 Apr 2007

Quote by splendid_
oh dear.....
he needs a shower...
I really dislike food and sex.. it is wrong.

don't worry hun...I'll get him cleaned up and then drop him off at in the jacuzzi when I'm done with him... :twisted:

12 Apr 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIRE
I hope you have a fabulous day kiss

kiss

12 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Hello Lukes.....welcome to the forum...... :welcome:
any questions and my PM box is this way >>>>>>

Tsk! He's got a mentor for all that!
damn..........FB's rumbled my plan.... rotflmao

rotflmao

12 Apr 2007

Hello Lukes.....welcome to the forum...... :welcome:
any questions and my PM box is this way >>>>>>
innocent

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12 Apr 2007

Yes this is a very difficult case.......but I assume that Howard Johnson has now decided that he no longer wants to have children with his ex. He has rights as a potential father in the same way that Nathalie Evans does as a mother. I would hope that children are only brought into this world under the consent of both parents (although this may not be the case at times). I can understand his point of view that he no longer wants to have a child with Ms Evans, but also her point of view that she won't be able to concieve in the future without these eggs being used.
I guess what it boils down to is that it is a very big shame that they couldn't come to a mutual understanding over the matter....but things don't alway work out the way we want them to....

11 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Get packing, we fly on the 19th :grin:

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