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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
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Mine would say............."that's nice dear..........now which curtains should I chose for the lounge?" rolleyes
Quote by Shireen
Which conditioner did you get?? I love Retread :inlove: Which soap did you get as well??

I got the american conditioner and the violet soap (which I haven't tried yet) ohh and I got a funny heart shaped thing that makes your skin go sparkly when you rub it on tou...... biggrin
ohh..........I was just starting to feel sorry for myself as SHeddy can't get home so has gone out with his collegues instead........when I remembered that I hadn't used the bag of goodies that I bought yesterday....... lol
Now when I was in Lush I forgot all the advice I was given (I know I should have written it down confused ) and the only thing I could remember was the olive branch shower gel that Dark suggested so got that and some conditioner as well as A free bar of soap. So I've just had a lovely long relaxing shower and am now officially a convert to the sisterhood of lush........the shower gel was really invigorating and has left my skin lovely and soft and and the conditioner was good too...... lol
SO tomorrow evening I think I need a trip back to lush to get some more stuff as obviously I need to try ALL their products before I can decide which I like best...... :giggle:
Quote by mdr2000
Then personally I think you have the makings of a very and I mean very good deal!! Make the most of it, I would...

exactly........ biggrin
It's quite clear that they are in the wrong here.......If I were you I would go down there tomorrow..........and calmly ask to speak to a manager, then explain your findings and show them documentation to prove it. Then (again whilst remaining totally calm and polite) 'ask' them what deal they would be willing to do for you on another car..........you are currently in one of the best bargaining positions you could be in.........so use it! (i normally find wearing heels and a short skirt usefull whilst negotiating but I don't think it'll work so well for you........confused)
Get them to offer you a better deal on another car.........then once the deals been done etc.......get onto trading standards........ mad it's disscusting that they are doing this to people......and it makes me wonder that if they have tried this one on you, what would they try to get away with an old dear who comes into their showroom! evil
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNNI!
Glad you had a good day......I had a lovely time too.......kiss
Quote by sheddy
Then she got her money back when we went shopping today, hell that woman can shop and has a nice habit of wandering off when its time to pay lol

As for this.......as I explained earlier they were actually all pressies for you as the new boots make me happy so and look fabulous for you.......the stuff from Lush will make me smell lovely for you and as you well know the other stuff from Ann Summers was definately for the both of us...... :twisted:
Only kidding hunni........thanks for spoiling me even though it was your birthday.......Love you lots...........kiss
Quote by sulacouk
One idea was maybe pay a prostitute who was willing to be paid to join us. Our concern is that we might expose ourselves to the wrong types of people and that it probably wouldn't be the same as 3 people actually choosing to be there rather than us paying her to be with us. Plus all the more obvious health issues.

sorry but this comment has really got to me............in actuall fact most girls tested regually whether they have been put at 'risk' or not and actaully look after their sexual health a lot better than others do so........even within the swinging lifestle........ rolleyes
Best cure I've found for SAD is sunbeds........a couple of sessions in the winter period normally sorts me out........
I know they are bad for you, but the amount it helps is amazing......... biggrin
as far as I know......non paying members who joined after the sites takeover aren't able to post either so I would guess that it's a glitch somewhere as you can still post.......... smile
Quote by Darkfire
what kind of smells do you like anyway PK.... sweet (honey/vanilla/ strawberry/chocolate type? flowery (lavender, rose, geranium etc) , oriental (jasmine, patchouli, sandlewood etc) ? or zesty fresh scents (lemon, grapefruit, peppermint etc)

ohh..........I like the sound of all of those to be hoest.......but the oriental and zesty ones sound a bit more like me........I didn't make it shopping today but will go tomorrow........thanks for the tips guys.......I'll report back tomorrow............. lol
err ladies (and gents).........I have a confession to make.......
I've never used Lush products redface someone did once give me some as a pressie but they were all bath bombs etc and as I'm more of a shower girl I've never used them......
So as I'm off work tomorrow, I thought I'd go and do a bit of shopping......so what products would you recomend for a first time Lush experience....... dunno
ps please don't tell Sheddy I'm going shopping......... confused
welcome warmer.......
hope you have a good stay ......... lol
and if anyone bites you just bite em back....... wink
Quote by splendid33
The men that I get in there are polite- yeah, they might not have read my profile... but they are politer and certainly more eloquent than the demands from couples.

good point, well made splendid.............in the 'old days' when I was a single, I'd get PM's off single fellas dispite the fact that I had stated I wasn't interested, generally though they would just send one and then leave you alone.........where as there were a number of couples who would almost bombard you with whispers PM's etc to the point where in some cases it was clear that they weren't even comunicating with each other (ie I'd told one half I wasn't interested and the other half still continued)
confused
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I got promoted at work :bounce:

well done hunni..........there's plenty of white wine over here..........kiss
Quote by olnyjon
Try the Greek islands. Absolutely are a so many different islands and resorts from busy on Skiathos to quiet on Kefelonia. If you link into one of the naturist sites, you will pick up hotels etc.

yep........the greek islands are brilliant..........but be very careful about naturism on them...... redface
especialy don't go nude water skiing when the mayor and guests are having a nice quiet ferry ride............. redface wink
Quote by sheddy
Yeah hi remember me confused I have good news...........................
Please take me off the list as I ain't going biggrin

Hi Sarah....
What Sheddy ment to say here is.............really sorry but we won't be able to make it on Saturday after all as he didn't manage to get the time off work and decided that he would splash out on a new car rather than bothering to fix his own car (note to self, don't go out with an ex mechanic.....now car sales man as they really do buy new ones when the ashtrays full rolleyes ) or for that matter take me away for the weekend rolleyes
In fairness he did only cancel himself and not me as well but due to the fact that people don't buy houses over xmas.......I'm also skint plus I can't go to a munch without my partener in crime (aka bottom flashing!)
Really sorry to let you down so short notice........hope everyone has a brilliant night....
kiss
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/92279.html?highlight=ffs%20and%20inducing
was it this one you were looking for..........? lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
When I went into my job, I took a paycut and struggled for some time ( who am I kidding? I'm still struggling! rolleyes ) but I have to say it's the most rewarding and satisfying job I've ever done. Yes, it's stressful, hard work physically but more so emotionally and I see death on a regular basis but if I can walk away from a family and know that, at the end, we made their relative as painfree and comfortable as we possibly could and gave the right support to that family when they most needed it, then I've done my job properly.
No amount of money could repay that ( though more than 2% would be nice thank you Mr Brown evil )

sassy.........I've said it many a time before but I couldn't do your job, but thank you soo much for doing it.........thanks to you and your collegues........kiss
Quote by mazandden
hope nobody posts between me looking at the last one and writing this.
so better be quick.
Nice bum xxx

nice tits luv........ :grin:
Quote by Drewxcore
Dude, Where's my car?


it's me everytime I park anywhere..........go shopping or what ever.........then come back to discover my car is no longer where I left it..........the other day I went running after a tow truck convinced that he'd just taken my car only to discover that my car was in fact where I'd left it and I'd just walked straight past it....... redface
sorry that wasn't what you were after was it......? jjust ignore me.......... biggrin
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Like I said before, if someones playing away, that's their life and their business, but I do like to have a choice and if someone lied to me and was about to lie to someone on here I know, my conscience tells me I'd want to warn them.

I think to me this is the most important thing, as in all aspects of swinging, I would hope that all parties involved maintained their right to choice, and to do this people must be open and honest about their own situation, so that the other parties involved can make an informed decision.
With regards to your initial question HLB, when I first joined thi site as a single, another single fem asked me if I would what her to tell me if she felt there was a reason why I wouldn't want to play with someone, if she thought she knew something that I wasn't aware of.........my answer was of course I would, this wasn't because I would then automatically not play with them, but at least I could take stock of the situation and then make my own decision. The main problem with a place like this is that there is often a lot of rumours and hearsay around and so someone may tell you something that whilst they believed it to be true, it may not be entirely so. I guess what I am trying to say is that yes I would what someone to tell me but I wouldn't take it as gospel and would make my own decision based on that.
Quote by mazandden
And I'm kissing ALL the girls and boys now, so form an orderly queue :;)
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woo hoo.......can i be first hun.......... :giggle:
Quote by mazandden
no, she should feel enough shame without me revealing her despicable behavior.

I haven't done anything.......honest.........
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE...............
:bounce: :bounce:
drinkies drinkies drinkies
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Love both of us xxx
Ladies and Gents.........please allow me to introduce..................PirateKate..........
Quote by Shireen
OOoohhhh show us your costumes PK :bounce:

I've sent SHeddy for the camera.........watch this space hunni........ lol