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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
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Quote by winchwench
Someone say Pirates ???? :rascal:

yep........I'm now in full pirate costume and Sheddy has decided to be a cowboy now..........the bubblys open so the party can start.......... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
We're stopping in tonight as well............. lol
I've never really been a fan of New Year, it always seems to be a very expensive affair, which never seems to be as good as it's hyped up to be. We did consider going down to the local bar tonight until we discovered they were charging £15 each just to get in :shock: and on principle I'm not paying that much to get into a bar which we drink in a couple of nights a week just because it's NYE.
So instead we've decided to stay in and have a party of our own........ :bounce: drinkies we've already had a couple of drinks and Sheddy started a mexican wave loon We've got plenty of nice food and drinks in and later on the eveniing is going to have a fancy dress theme.........I'm dressing up as a pirate, Sheddys not sure what to dress up as yet so any suggestions would be welcome lol Then we've got plkenty of silly games etc to play before passing out drunk.........I reckon it'll be better than going out anyway......... cool
Quote by mazandden
Thank god, thought i was the only one confuddled!! and PK, where ARE you hiding, gorgeous? are you hiding your name?
How is that voodoo doll coming along??
:giggle:
maz xx

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
I just like playing hide and seek hunni........ lol you're welcome to join in anytime :twisted:
the voodo doll is in production and Sheddy is going to Macro tomorrow to pick up catering packs of cocktail umbrellas for me to use on it.......I'm sure if you ask nicely he'll get some for you as well......... lol lol lol
Quote by mazandden
same with coyote ugly- I'd love to be a coyote gal,

mee toooo.......I love it......... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
actually I think we should plan a Coyote Ugly, girls night out/in.........brilliant film, I've just tried to explain it to Sheddy and his response was 'err......so it's a chick flick'..........men they'll never understand............but nevermind I have a party night to organise..........
:bounce: :bounce:
Quote by felixx1416
See now you have disappointed me Felix sad FF1600 indeed rolleyes

sorry but i worked medical so for us FF1600 but us more enjoyment as well as BTCC most of my work was ACU though
I work rescue smile
I had a feeling just please dont say BRSCC please
oi you lot.........stop confusing my little blonde head with all this code talk........... :crazy:
this is nearly as bad a when Sheddy started talking a different language....... smile
Quote by Drewxcore
the night is still young at only 14

14 what............ dunno
ginger beers?
wine gums?
masterbation sessions.......?
number of hours sat on a bench with your pals drinking white lightening.........?
attemps at getting served in various local offlicences.......?
fantasies about Angelina Jolie..........?
come on Drew spill all.........we really want to know what is is...........
smile
Quote by Drewxcore
sheddy, if you were clearly drunk why did tescos sell you wine....dont they know that its illegal? thats tescos for you i suppose....i love them

just to set the record straight........Sheddy had 3 glasses of wine and was little more than tipsy, I was driving so just had one glass of wine, the comedy of the evening was more just because we were being silly, not because either of us were drunk (trust me sheddy can drink a lot more than that and remain sober) wink
if you do believe that it is illegal to sell alcohol to one slightly tipsy person who is accompanied by a sober person, please take your dispute up with the above mentioned convienence store......... rolleyes
Quote by davej
You ever thought of rubbing crushed orange creams on your body and buying a dog cos I could help you get started.

orange creams......... :shock:
that's where we were going wrong.........we were using after eights.......... confused
Anais........well from us two the only answer can be a 10 out of 10........ lol
kiss
Well Sheddy and I made it to his Xmas 'do' on time for once (not that I'm ever late redface ) I did have to spend the whole journey to the venue reminding sheddy that we were attending a vanilla 'do' and so perving/gropping pretty girlies was not necessarly the done thing....... confused
So, to cut a long story short, the Shedster was very well behaved (and looking particually dashing biggrin ) whilst the artist formally known as pishedkate, actually remained sober (I was driving sad ) and a good night was had by all, especially when I discovered that I am actually a poker genious :shock: watch out the casios of the NW PK is on her way......... confused
Now I've just got to get through mine tomorrow night, but as it's free booze, I reckon I'll be fine so long as I don't tell my MD that I think he's a tightwad........... confused then again, so long as he's drunker than me he might just forget about it......... lol
Quote by Mr-Powers
Yes because licensed brothels would have certain standards they would want to stick to, as a result they would turn some women away.

and those ones will go and work the streets....back to square one!
how is it that you have a talent for writing what I want to say in one sentence whilst I ramble on for ages and never quite make the point.
I hereby announce that Mr Powers is my official spokesperson!........ lol
Quote by Drewxcore
She means the world to me but i guess i am too young to know the difference between the girl i want to marry and the one i want to watch get married.

There's a quote that this reminds me of (but I can't remember it properly right now) it's something like; A foolish man thinks he knows everything, whilst the intelligent man admits to not knowing everything.....
Know I know that I've quoted that totally wrong, but I think you get the gist of my meaning, and the fact that you can recognise that there is a difference in the two feelings you mention above show that you are getting nearer to finding the answer for yourself.
No one can ever answer questions for you, they can only advise you, listen to others advise, then go away and think things trough for yourself until you decide what it is that you want, and then you can take things forward from there....... biggrin
Quote by Drewxcore
No we arent including Pluto.....why would we class pluto as one of Earth's moons? confused:

because some scientists have thought it to be one, although now believe it to be too small......... biggrin
Quote by felixx1416
PK wuvs me :inlove:

shuddup.........I thought we'd agreed to keep it a secret......... :giggle:
Quote by poshkate
are we including Pluto or not?

can I have an answer to this please............
your not very good at running quizzes are you........ lol
Congratulations both of you......
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
drinkies drinkies drinkies
but this can't be right, you're not old enough to be married for 21yrs.........did you run off to gretna green or something........ dunno
love from me and the snoring Shedster kiss
the moon has one naturally occuring moon, but many others that are man made...... wink
Quote by Drewxcore
Yes because licensed brothels would have certain standards they would want to stick to, as a result they would turn some women away.

As I've mentioned earlier, there are plenty of places for girls to work if they wish to work for an establishement, there are a wide range of brothels in this country, ranging massively in price, and whilst the more exclusive places will not generally employ users, some other establishments will do. The police are generally tolerent of brothels as long as they are not causing any trouble ie employing illegal imigrants or activel dealing drugs. I know of one place in Manchester where a serving police officer actually attended the planning appeal and spoke out in favour of it.
There will always be girls who don't want to work the regular hours that working from a parlour means, and so would rather to work for themselves on the street, there is very little that can actually be done about this. Although having said that there is an area in Bolton that is a tolerence area for working girls and whilst the police do patrol the area they don't arrest girls for working, and there is help for the girls if they need or want it.
IMO the reason that the government want this indrustry legalised and licensed is due to the fact that they are missing out on a large amount of tax revenue due to it. Any working girl can set up as being self employed and pay taxes on their work (the taxman doesn't care what you do so long as you pay your taxes!) but the majority don't do so, and Mr Blair is well aware of this fact. To be honest, any talk from the government about liscencing etc to proptect the street girls is a load of rubbish........they know what the girls at the top end of the market are earning and simply want a piece of it......... :twisted:
Quote by anais
Could I possibly loan Sheddy for my hunk? (hes a bit of alrighty ya know smile wink )

Course you can hunni kiss he's already packing his suitcase for his trip........ lol
Quote by grifrock
I always carry my car keys in my hand pointing away from me. This is a valuable weapon

I was taught this by a police officer that came into my school when I was younger, and always have my keys in my hand when I am on my own especially at night.
Another tip that a policeman told me was, when getting in your cr to take your mobile out of your bag and put your bag into the boot so that no one would try to snatch you bag off the passenger seat (admit it we all just plonk our bags there!) whilst stopped at traffic lights etc.
Another one that I had forgotten that I did and Sheddy has just reminded me........is that I don't carry my driving license on me as if your bag gets stolen the person now has now only your adress but also your house keys...... confused Technically you should carry your license but once when pulled by a busy I explained why I didn't have it with me and he agreed that it was a good idea especially as at the time I was living on my own. I don't think having a producer is to much to worry about when it could stop you coming home to an intruder in you property. Another way to get round this is to register your license to another address ie your parents.
Good thread Katie, always good to remind people of what they can do to protect themselves...... biggrin
Quote by Drewxcore
I just heard Anne Widdecomb being interviewed on BBC Southern Counties Radio about the prospect of a ban on prostitution, she addmitted it wouldnt work. Personally i think prostitution would be much safer if it was licensed, this way people would know where the women/men were at all times, this would make them less of an easy target. I could go into this in detail but i wont. I think it should be the way forward.

Does anyone have any views on my suggestion?
well I've already had my say about that but I guess if you had read the thread you would know about that........... wink
Quote by Drewxcore
No you were wrong. The area was part of the greek empire but it wasnt technically greece was it

yep fair enough.........I haven't got time to sit here and discuss the greek borders...........but seriously, what day do you get your pocket money...............?
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
only kidding hun............don't have a tantrum.......lol
the child told me I was wrong I actually was right really.......

sorry if anyone felt that I have patronised drew in any way (FFS I've had enough people patronise me and realy this is just a bit of banter,,,,,,,,nothing else........just a laugh.............drew you obviously don't like it so I'll stop)
but I apologise to anyone who may have taken offence.......
wink
Belgium (ps sheddy wants to know what day you get you pocket money........lol)