Quote by Drewxcore
not the real one no
ahh haaa......
well.......if it's not the real north pole..........it's got to be the fake south pole.......
that's got to be right.........where's my prise......... :bounce:
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Quote by sercher01
bloody posh bird's
dont know how sheddy put's up with you hun
damn I never get it right........French I'm pretty much fluenent at and my Spanish isn't too bad.........but Sheddylanguage has got me totally stumped.......they didn't teach that one at school.......
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My first job was as a Saturday girl in a Swiss patisserie, when I was at school, I was made up when I got the job as the owner was soo picky over the staff and it was a bit of status symbol amongst my peers to work there (plus when it was quiet we used to just scoff all the choccies!).........as for 'proper jobs' my first job after I left uni was what I'm still doing now.......selling houses (and before the lynch mob come out, no I'm not an Estate Agent!)
As for Sheddy, his very first job was as a paperboy.........and his first 'proper' job was as a live line cable joiner............. :scared:
As for Sheddy, his very first job was as a paperboy.........and his first 'proper' job was as a live line cable joiner............. :scared:
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............you find out that they speak a totally different language to you.........
:shock:
I'll explain.......now since Sheddy and I got together I have met most of his family apart from his Nana, and today was the day of the first visit to meet the famous Nana. Now Sheddy as first born grandchild is by far Nana's favourite, but unfortunatly this doesn't mean that his girlfriend are automatically liked by Nana, so I was a little worried about what she would make of me.
So off we set down to deepest darkest Cheshire to pick up Sheddys nipper and then head off to see Nana. As soon as we get in the car, I noticed that Sheddy was refering to Nana as Nanar, but I just put it down as a Sheddyism and didn't say anything about it. Little did I know what I was about to encounter........
So we arrive as NanaHQ only for Sheddy to start talking it a totally different language........I'm not just talking about accents, the words and phases he was using were totally foriegn to me and I was left totally bemused as to what was going on. Somehow or other despite not understanding a single thing I was actually a hit with Nana and she now wants me to move in (or that was what I interpereted what she was saying!
)
Now I was of course a little bemused, but after dropping the nipper home and setiing off back to PKHQ I question the Shedster over what he was talking about, only for him to be surprise tha I couldn't understand what had been going on for the last hour or so. He in turn was surprised that I couldn't understand them.
Now just to give you an idea of what I was dealing with I'll give all you nice folk a quick beginers lesson in Sheddy speak.........
Gam won.....................'going home'
Shippin.........................'a type of farm building' apparently
Snappin.......................'food ie sandwiches'
Esshole.......................'fireplace'
Bloody country bumpkins........couldn't understand a word.............
:shock:
I'll explain.......now since Sheddy and I got together I have met most of his family apart from his Nana, and today was the day of the first visit to meet the famous Nana. Now Sheddy as first born grandchild is by far Nana's favourite, but unfortunatly this doesn't mean that his girlfriend are automatically liked by Nana, so I was a little worried about what she would make of me.
So off we set down to deepest darkest Cheshire to pick up Sheddys nipper and then head off to see Nana. As soon as we get in the car, I noticed that Sheddy was refering to Nana as Nanar, but I just put it down as a Sheddyism and didn't say anything about it. Little did I know what I was about to encounter........
So we arrive as NanaHQ only for Sheddy to start talking it a totally different language........I'm not just talking about accents, the words and phases he was using were totally foriegn to me and I was left totally bemused as to what was going on. Somehow or other despite not understanding a single thing I was actually a hit with Nana and she now wants me to move in (or that was what I interpereted what she was saying!
)Now I was of course a little bemused, but after dropping the nipper home and setiing off back to PKHQ I question the Shedster over what he was talking about, only for him to be surprise tha I couldn't understand what had been going on for the last hour or so. He in turn was surprised that I couldn't understand them.
Now just to give you an idea of what I was dealing with I'll give all you nice folk a quick beginers lesson in Sheddy speak.........
Gam won.....................'going home'
Shippin.........................'a type of farm building' apparently
Snappin.......................'food ie sandwiches'
Esshole.......................'fireplace'
Bloody country bumpkins........couldn't understand a word.............
Uncle Pete.........pass the vodka jelly this way mate.........Sheddys just stripping off ready to jump in the hottub! :scared: Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
Ian took a picture for Kate and Hannah.........yeah and Mr Patel
yeah yeah Dawnie.........we'll believe you........
ohhh but seriously....... :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
even if they were from Wigan Market you still looked fabulous.
I would post my bedroom shoes for you but the shedster is asleep........but I will do next time there out.......... :twisted:
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Quote by hisandhersu came up as sheddy then
not been on for a while- nice 2 see u n shedy together
ohh you'll get us in trouble you will........
just glad I edited it before the 'you'renotallowedtouseyourpartenersaccountevenifitisacouplesaccount' brigade came out :shock:
translated as 'yes I'm blonde and have had a long day so forgot that sheddy was still logged on when I posted..........
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Quote by hisandhers
well done for building your confidence back up again hun.
sometimes I think I'm just lazy as His drives ( my own personel chauffuer
thanks...........I've still got a long way to go until I'm more confident but as Jags pointed out it is better to be a defensive driver.
As for you letting His drive.........I know what you mean, I get the Shedster to drive most of the time, but to be honest I have always and still do feel safer driving myself.........
I know it's hard but get back behind the wheel.........it takes time but you will ge there in the end......
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Quote by hisandhers
thinking about it but driving in a city :scared: me to death- five lanes, one way, bus lanes, cycle lanes
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little quiet country lanes then thats a different matter
ohh I can empathise with you there.........I had my first ever crash this summer and it really has affected my driving, soon afterwards I started having panic attacks whilst on the motorway and generally now drive as if everyone else is trying to kill me. But I really love my job and so as I can't get there without driving, I found a route that doesn'tinvolve going on the motorway and whilst I still get scared at times I think I am just starting to build my confidence back up!
Also the new route is actually about half the miles I used to do (although I haven't mentioned this to work so I can still claim the extra miles
) 
for that......... Sex God
Quote by ambervixen
I hope that society is changing, even slowly and only a little to stop other women from being killed so easily. Maybe if nothing else this will spur the government into changing the laws so that women will be protected.
Amber
Amber, I'm quouting you as you were the most recent to state the point but as I have mentioned earlier........there are already places for working girls to go to work orther than the street,
the only reason the government are even considering legalising it is due to the fact that they realise they are loosing tax revenue from workers!!
Changing the law will actually make the situation worse rather than better........x
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A very good point. Is it now time to take this job off the streets and put it in well run establishments were everyone can be protected. With a legal standing.
I think actually (and this is just my opinion) that there are plenty of places that girls can work where they are offered differing levels of protection from the management, so if it is a genuine choice to work they are able to decide wheher to work on the streets or within a brothel. As for those that are not working for themselves and are being pimped I expect that this is not the case.
As for your second point about making it legal, I think I can quite safely say that the majority of the working girls in this country would rather the law stays as it is.......
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Quote by anais
next thing I know theres a hello Anais thread started..........
If it hadnt have been for Heather :rose:, I would probably still be lurking....
xanaisx
and I'm bloody glad Heather did so...........you are brilliant.........and I love you lOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS.........
xxx
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'Given the choice which would you find most acceptable. Your life partner goes to the police and gives a witness statement of what he had seen when leaving the arms of a prostitute and you find out; or he does not go to the police and you never find out.'
Definately the first option for me. I've thought for a long time that if a partener needed something sexually that I couldn't offer them for whatever reason that I would much rather them use a hooker rather than say for instance have an affair. I don't think I'd want to be aware of the fact though but if they had any knowledge that would help in any way I would definately encourage them to go to the police.
As many have said already I don't agree with the way the media have labelled these poor women simply as prostitutes but I do believe that this information is important not just for the general public but more so for the people working in the industry as they need to be aware of a heightened danger in the area.
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Quote by dambuster
Bollox :doh:
I may have misunderstood the question. But I've typed it out now so you can damn well read it ! ! ! !
not to worry Dammie, it was a good post anyway......
I guess maybe I didn't explain myself very well (not the first time for that one)........
But what I was really trying to get at wasn't the difference between swinging as a single or as a couple but the diference between dating in the vanilla world versus dating in the swinging world. As I wasn't looking for a partener when I came here I never really expierienced it but I would imagine that if one was dating with the view to finding a partener, it would be harder in the swinging world than in the vanilla one as not only is one looking for someone who you want to settle down with but also someone who whats simalar things to you in the swinging world and that you can explore the world of swinging with.
Or maybe I'm just rambling a little now.........
Sex God
This is something I've been thinking about for a little while and haven't come to any definate answers about it but.......
Does being a single swinger make it harder or easier to find a partner......?
I guess that it was when HD first launched that I started to think about this really, but is dating in the vanilla world easier that in the swingers world. I guess the first thing to ask yourself is whether you could give up the lifestyle if you met someone who wasn't interested in swinging. My personal answer to that is no, as I could never entirely give up the idea of having intimate relations with another woman and so I could not be with a man who was totally against this.
After that there are soo many other factors that come into play such as what your 'swingdate' also looks for whilst they are playing not just your own needs, so not only do you have to be compatible in the 'dating' sense but also in what your other wants and needs are. How far you're willing to stretch your own boundries to please your other half?
I know that everyones perspective on this will be different as they are looking at it from different views but I think it would be interesting to hear........
The perspective I'm coming from, I was a single and am now part of a couple, for myself this was relatively easy as I met someone who I instantly clicked with, who wanted the same things as me.
I know this topic kinda rules out the couples here who have made a joint decision as an existing couple to get into swinging, but if you are in that situation, and the worst were to hapen and you parted for whatever reason, would you look for someone else who you could swing with or would youj happily go back to the vanilla world of dating (I know that there are a lot of 'ifs and buts' in this question).
Does being a single swinger make it harder or easier to find a partner......?
I guess that it was when HD first launched that I started to think about this really, but is dating in the vanilla world easier that in the swingers world. I guess the first thing to ask yourself is whether you could give up the lifestyle if you met someone who wasn't interested in swinging. My personal answer to that is no, as I could never entirely give up the idea of having intimate relations with another woman and so I could not be with a man who was totally against this.
After that there are soo many other factors that come into play such as what your 'swingdate' also looks for whilst they are playing not just your own needs, so not only do you have to be compatible in the 'dating' sense but also in what your other wants and needs are. How far you're willing to stretch your own boundries to please your other half?
I know that everyones perspective on this will be different as they are looking at it from different views but I think it would be interesting to hear........
The perspective I'm coming from, I was a single and am now part of a couple, for myself this was relatively easy as I met someone who I instantly clicked with, who wanted the same things as me.
I know this topic kinda rules out the couples here who have made a joint decision as an existing couple to get into swinging, but if you are in that situation, and the worst were to hapen and you parted for whatever reason, would you look for someone else who you could swing with or would youj happily go back to the vanilla world of dating (I know that there are a lot of 'ifs and buts' in this question).
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Quote by Missy
and ps please don't call someone for their spelling in future
Valid point there PK, although I saw it in response to a previous insult - so also please don't call someone for their opinions in future either
ah well I didn't........iust saw it a people laughing at me being rubbish at spelling......
I don't understand when or where I have objected to others opinion........
