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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
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Quote by buckingfabe
thank you sheddy for that. I never suggested that I have more rights than others and I dont expect to be insulted by some idiot who cant even spell explanation. I said that as a paying member I dont see why we should pay for a sub standard service. Insults are unnecesary and dilute your arguements.

I didn't realise that this place was a spelling test........... confused
I pay for this site and yes it's annoying when it goes down, but when its running well it's great.........
and ps please don't call someone for their spelling in future......... :twisted:
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Quote by Stormwalker
To be honest I think admin are just as much in the dark as we all are, fixing one thing will often show up another thing that needs a fix, fix that and another will show up.
Getting some info would be good, but we would all be a lot pissier if we were told all done by Friday..er no Sunday…make that second thoughts Thursday next weeks etc. If we don’t expect a final time, we can’t be disappointed when we get an overrun.
dunno

no one was asking for a date or anything...........just a bit of info as too what was going on.......which St3v3 has told us and we are grateful for.........thanks St3v3 kiss
Quote by HannahnAlex
and the golden slipper award goes to dawnie for her £1 tights from wigan market rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao bolt bolt bolt

hannah, you've got it all wrong, I spoke to Mr Patel from the market earlier and he told me that the tights were ment to be £1 but Dawnie haggled with him and got them for 80p in the end....... :giggle:
Seriously, thanks soo much to NWC and Ginger jo for last night.......it really was a brilliant night. Thanks also to everyone else involed and especially to phredd for making sure my badge was perfectly pinned onto me! biggrin
There's too many others to mention, so I'll just say thanks to everyone for a really fabulous night...........when's the next one?............. :bounce:
Quote by Shireen
I thought he was talking about PK for a minute there :giggle:

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Quote by LondonPlaything
adults?

what are they then.......... dunno
never seen any of them round here............. :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Mallock2006
Dont keep it a secret lol

We'll tell you in a few days time................... wink
Quote by sheddy
I was too busy fitting chandeliers lol

you little liar........ :twisted:
sheddy has changed 4 light bulbs, and broken at least two in the process rolleyes
I wanted him to put up a few new light fittings but he told me he couldn't do it in time for saturday (something to do with not havin a drill dunno ) bloody useless.......
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I'm sorry I can't post anymore........something Sheddy said about eating candles has got me in stiches.........I'll continue later........ lol
ohhh..........hair pulling...........now I do like that...........
I just love it when sheddys doing me doggy style whilst pulling me hair and giving me the odd slap on the arse........ biggrin
shame is though that I've just had all my hair cut off into a bob, so it's going to be difficult for him, but I'm sure we'll work something out....... lol
sarah........I've been certified by Sheddy in the past, and I'm sure others have wanted me certified........so please can I be certified by you........ lol
Quote by anais
Can I be certified please Sarah??
Errrrmmmm, errrr.........Ooooohhhhh only one thing I can be certified for really and Im sure *someone* will vouch for me!
The most innocent woman on Sh biggrin biggrin biggrin
lol well i gotta try?? lol
xanaisx

actually I think it's more apt to certify you as being rubbish at doing different colour text.........lol
love you really hun.......kiss
Quote by MikeNorth
Je prends mon manteau bolt

Je ferais prends plus que juste mon manteau, ils ai l'overthere de neige en ce moment !
lol
Quote by rolo
over and out

that's a beer fine for saying 'over and out' hun......... lol lol lol
Quote by HannahnAlex
your going to send a man shopping :shock: :shock: go yourself hun he wont be able to find them ... especially if you want them by christmas :giggle: :giggle:

nah.......it's ok hun, I've got him very well house trained! lol Plus he likes it when I set him tasks when he's off work (I think he enjoys the challenge lol )
actually I've come to the conclusion that every household should have a Sheddy! lol
god I'm in trouble when he gets home! confused
Quote by HannahnAlex
sainsburys do them ... i got some for halloween

phew! that's a relief then......... biggrin I was actually woried for a bit there......confused
I'll have to send sheddy to sainsburys tomorrow to get me some............ lol
Right I've just been into tesco to pick up a few bits and bobs.........one of the things I wanted was a few packs of the mini boxes of smarties as I normally wrap them up like mini pressies instead of buying tacky ready made chocolates for the xmas tree......and shock horror they didn't have any :shock: I guessed that they were just out of them so forgot about it.
Now I've just had a look at tesco online and I can't find them on there, so I had a look at the nestle website and they only have information about the tubes (and don't start me about the new hexagonal tubes! confused ).
Does anyone out there know whether these packs have been discontiued :cry: and more importantaly if they are no longer available can anyone think of a suitable replacement for them (apart from having to put sweets in little boxes myself)?
Quote by DeviousLiasons
Its not broken as such, just needs a little maintenance, trouble is they cant find the tools since PK put them in the shed....

I think the problem is what sheddy did with his tool actually........ wink
he's got himself a fabulous new job........ :happy: :happy: :happy:
and whilst I'm bigging people up can I say an extra special big up to Shireen and Sarah for all their help with getting his CV sorted out........you two are both stars........kiss
Quote by winchwench
Big up for Sheddykins, who despite being a numpty is on his way up in the world................................................................
providing the gold chains don't weigh him down! :giggle:
Well done you! kiss

looks like I was a bit slow off the mark..........but well done to the shedster..........I'm really proud of you hunni........kiss
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/83273.html?highlight=bisexual
the above is a thread that may be worth a read for those newer members who haven't seen it....
as I have said before, I don't like to describe myself as bisexual as I would only have a full relationship with a man and therefore think it underminds people who are truely bisexual (ie. would have relationships with either sex). So for that reason my profile says I am bi curious, whislt in fact I am not at all curious and know my own sexuality very well, it's just as the laird has pointed out that labels are the main probllem..........and as many people I would rarther just not be labeled or as winchy quoted my the nearest I can get is bisexualish........lol
well sheddy calls me princess and angel a fair bit........I called him cute earlier today and he had a paddy and told me that he couldn't be cute as he's a hairy arsed truck driver........ lol
exactly Jas.......
I think it's a simple message for everyone to watch their drinks........
please everyone, if your hand is not covering your drink...........it may not be safe..........(ok before I get shot down, yes I made that up, but it will help against this sort of attack)
every one be vigilant during this season especially and have good fun too...... kiss
Yep I totally agree with you...........in fact I think the best way to handle this is to name and shame them on the public forum that should sort em out good and proper wave
oops sorry wrong account old DB will be doing his nut over this it's not PK it's SHEDDY apolagies all redface
Quote by Ian
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/367016122.jpg
Took this picture myself, so I'm bound to give it 10.

bloody good pic it is as well.......I give it an A+......
Sheddy is nodding his head in agreement........(whilst drooling lol )
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evil evil evil
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ignore me......... evil
everyone back to their normal selves........... lol
Quote by jaymar
Well hun.. I don't think you can go wrong with a lovely matching set.. bra/basque, thong and hold ups.. with maybe a matching robe? (silky satin of course).. as for colours depends on your lady's taste.. I quite like red or white (never together heaven forbid, hubby's a toon fan! lol ) these days there are some nice pastel colours also. wink

sounds about right to me, robbie have a chat with your lady friend to see what colours she likes to wear and then pick out a nice set in those colors, if you don't know what color to go for go for red as it's a myth that everyone suits black it's actually red that everyone suits!
Quote by jaymar
No, no NO to a bloke in a G-string!!! :shock:
Now a girlie in tight men's boxer shorts - Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted:
RSxx :color:

OMG ... nothing worse than a man with a G-string! :sad:
agreed :thumbup:
Quote by Foxycpl44
we think its wrong that we pay 49 quid to be members cant use chatroom for faults the site is full of single guys and they want 30 quid more for extras thats 80 quid a year we couled go to club for 6 months for that

you could go to a club every week for 6 months for 80 quid......... dunno
blimey that's one cheap club......... confused
and even if you did.......you still might not get laid......... lol
Quote by sheddy
I'm in what PK calls one of my misschief moods where I need to find an outlet for my myrth lol

I was a tad worried earlier when the Shedster called me and I realised he was in a mischievious mood confused especially as the last few times he's been in that type of mood it's lead to threads such as the boggie one redface
He's just asked me if I want to translate the home page into arabic......... confused I think someone needs to get a hobby........ lol