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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Lancashire

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Quote by sheddy
To save defeat I think I'll retire from the contest :cry: :cry: :cry:

good...well now we've got that sorted....go and get a shower and get ur ass over here..... lol lol lol
Quote by sheddy
I saw lil first ya sod duel

i tell u what hun....we'll let lil decide! lol
Quote by lilnfil
now now Kate,thats no way for a posh bird to talk :grin:

oh yes it is fil smackbottom
now where have u hidden lil...... :smitten:
Quote by lilnfil
the pool was freezing, yes posh kate, i lied to get you in :grin:,you did say.......if i got in..... you would........ and you did sillyhwoar: lol

and i was blonde enough to fall for it redface
but at least i stuck to my word and got it.........even if it was only for 30 secs...till i realised what i lying liltle toad u are smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
ps say hello to the lovely lil from me :smitten:
Quote by mazandden
Come on Murray!
Scots to the 1/4 finals!!!!! hehehheheheeheh
:;)

ha ha........not looking so clever now are u scots now eh maz!!!!!!!
lol lol lol
having finally made it back up north and survived sheddys driving on the way back.....i just wanted to say thanks to pete and caron for a fabulous evening (the bits of it i remember at least lol )
tired and still hungover so we'll elaborate on this later....but a massive thanks from both of us! lol
after much persuading last night........we were wondering if it would be possible for this non dogging duo to attend......? lol
now without being too OCD ......would it not be a good idea if we all have a conflab about whos bringing what.......just so we dont turn out with evryone bringin the same stuff....
maye u could start a list of what we need and then we could all volunteer different bits......... lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
don't encourage him, he'll start pissing on the rug again and it's just been cleaned rolleyes

don't start me on this one............. lol
Quote by sheddy
You had your tantrum now hun :therethere: kiss

no......now it just keeps sending me onto server 2 that everyone knows doesn't work......so i'm gonna throw a few more toys around till it sorts its life out.... lol
Quote by sheddy
Me and the lovely Kate :inlove: are in our room on server 1 biggrin

well i was in there untill silly daft cam thingymejig went nuts and kept making everything go bonkers.......so am now sulking untill i can get back in again......i think i might just give up a... lol nd get a type writter insead......
err..i've just been reading sheddys pms.......just to check up on him....and what do i notice.....u've sent him a pm with directions and so i go on my account and u've not sent me it....its an outrage!!!!!!
i'm driving down in my car....sheddys heap of crap wont get us past birmingham......and dont try claiming that u sent it to him as he would be navigating cos i have to draw the numpty a map even to go to the corner shop....professional driver my arse!!!!!
lol lol lol
skate.......with green beans, brocolli and new potatoes......
followed by pineapple and cherries.......and coffee and chocolates.......mmmmmmmm
lol lol lol
sorry we couldn't find the old thread but we are opening the poshshed chatroom this evening (in a min) and are tryin for server 3 but we'll let u know if different.....
just to warn u......we're on one pc this time so pink for posh and blue for the shedster....... lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I'd be interested to see what those with smaller boobies feel are the disadvantages as well.

well i'm a 34B/C
i did nearly have a boob job at one point as i thought they were too small (even had the appointment booked) but i was talked out of it by my ex (the only bit of sense he ever came up with) his point was that at least they were in the right place and maybe the time to have it done would be if they were to change when i got older........
having decided not to go ahead with the op i'm pretty much happy with mine now......although as i've just had to stop taking the pill i'm worried that they might shrink more and then i wont like them again......as when i was 18 they were smaller and that actually caused problems with getting clothes to fit as most clothes just hung off me........but i'll just have to wait and see if they stay the size they are or not.....
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we both think its apropriate that we meet BOTH our wedding planners to discuss the arrangements for our big day.......we're in manchester so u'll both have to give us a rough idea of ur location so we can arrange a midway meet...... wink
posh and sheddy
can we please stop all references to a certain other media couple with similar names......otherwise they'll only get jealous....... lol lol lol
Quote by sheddy
I couldn't imagine anyone reporting an ad or picture purely for comedy value could you kate innocent

i would never do a thing like that......
innocent
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Hiya Scorpio
Welcome to the forum.
There must be a glitch in the system if you've been here a whole month and not had a shag yet.
Don't worry - This site's not just geared up for couples. There are loads of single fems on here desperate for a quick shag with any male they can get their hands on. After all it's impossible for us girls to get a shag in the real world - hence why we all came here and we're all so desperate.
Don't listen to what everyone's telling you about taking time to write a proper profile and all that nonsense that takes 5 minutes of your valuable time - just send a pm to admin, tell them you've paid your money and you want some action and I'm sure they'll issue your designated shag's within 24 hours as I'm sure that's part of the contract.
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
i am probabily the most uncomfidant person you will ever meet, tho i come over and being very loud and brash i think its a cover up, inside i'm a very insicure person and find it very hard to meet new people, i'm ok in some aspects like munches etc where people are just there to have a good time and to meet other not me in perticular, but on more private meet where people are coming to meet me i'm very diffarent and usually make myself ill worring about it confused rolleyes

i can emphasise with u naughty......deep down i'm painfully shy (especially in social settings where i don't know many people) but as i'm aware of it i try to hide it and be more confident although as many of my closest friends have tld me, they actually thought i was just arrogant and it was only when they got to know me that they realised that i wasn't.
when surounded by people i know well i'm fine.......but when in a situation where i don't know many people i think i become more aware of my insecurities and am very shy.
in a work setting i am more confident, partly because i know my job well enough, but partly because i need to come across this way.......
i surpose everyone is just different in different settings really.......
happy birthday steve........
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and if he lets me out of this shed i'll give u a birthday kiss too.....
kiss
like i'm gonna tell the whole of the internet how many people i'm in touch with .......or my social activities....... wink
Quote by celtic_passion
I am so tempted to start winker of the week innocent

Me me i want to be the winker of the week i can wink i can wink
wink wink wink wink wink wink wink see
or maybe we should all wink........winker of the week...... lol
Quote by firelizard
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$ bill. In the room of 200,he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20
to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still
wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, We are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know,but by WHOM WE ARE. You are special - Don't EVER forget it."
I think that just about sums it up Lamby!!
Love
Firelizard xx

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right then.....just checked with him indoors and we're coming whether u like it or not.......
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Quote by Darkfire
what does being one of the Hit Squad entail?
i wanna play lol
someone think of sommat suitable for me please :shock:
(this should be interesting lol )

i know........it sounds fun........i don't want to be the bride anymore........i want to be rolling round in the mud with the security team........ lol