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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Lancashire

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Quote by Sarah
Just seen the advert for Beck's beer on telly..........
I can see that being the new munch dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol lol

i luuuuuuurve that advert...........think it should definately be made the official SH munch dance....... lol
although i've not really been watching it.........the bits i have seen of nikki whinging in the diary room have had me crying with laughter........to the point where the other day i told a certain member......'i want one of those'..........just for the comedy of it..........she is pure value for money! lol
Quote by sheddy

:inlove:
:love:
:smitten: passionkiss passionkiss
See... no-one's watching!!
wink

Grabs Jags and heads for the shed :rascal:
Too tight fisted to pay for a hotel see lol
OI...........i've seen ya........ smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Quote by freckledbird
I'd like to be a pilot.

me too.......i'm currently having lessons but think i'm a long way (and a lot of money) off quailifying!
another one of mine is to buy a farm and run a donkey sanctury (i've no idea where i got that one from)
also i'd like to do something that used my creative skills a bit more.......but saying that i really love my current job and at the moment wouldn't want to change it........but its always good to have dreams i think......
mondays child here......and if u saw me first thing in the morning u'd realise it dfinately wasn't true! confused
Quote by Kiss_Me
And there was me thinking that I was really going to write a song for their first dance and put it up on my MySpace page for you all to listen too!

well as long as its a virtual first dance song its still allowed! lol
Quote by Jags
Sorry all as I proclaimed in chat last night my flirting days are done with :shock: :shock: wink

Not even a mini-flirt??? A nano-flirt with a hint of sweet seduction hanging in the air??
:smoke:
Awww my sweet enigma I've always got time for flirting with you!!!!!!!!
:smoke:
In edit: Balls wrong account redface redface It's sheddy not kate my arse isn't that sexy :cry: lol
Quote by mike48
Munch is cancelled pending sheddies reply

don't i get any say in the matter?????? wink
Bloody hell you sods you could have let one of us know :cry:
ah only joking sheddy and kate kiss
Quote by elektoi
from the negative replies to my various posts in this forum

Firstly may I say it's not a personal thing, but as it's a public forum you have to be prepared for people to object to your opinions wink
Quote by alexandra
What do you reckon Kate?

as for the stalker button........i think the idea of restricting it to ur friends is a good idea.......although i have to admit the last online function is a good idea as it lets u know whos accounts have been active recsently............
well i prefer to be shaven normally although sometimes i just keep it trimmed
as for fellas.........i dont like shaven for some reason............my ideal is nicely trimmed...
and i've just set about certain someone with the bikini trimmers :twisted:
Quote by dambuster

The question of safe sex is always coming up in our community. I personally think that you should always play safe and basically get health check regualrly.

I might get a little flak for this, but . . . . . . .
I actually think that's a very under used piece of advise.
Sometimes I think, more than the whole condom/femidon issue.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by celestria
I forgot ironing and making tea.

My tumble drier is my iron biggrin
Yours and mine both lol
and mine.......... lol
well i live in a flat so no garden unfortunatly sad
but i'm sat here with all the doors and windows open in a vain attempt to get that outdoors feeling!
as i'm hungover and have to go to work tomorrow :cry: i'm staying in tonight..........but normally on an evening like this i'd be down at my local that has a fabulous beer garden with friends........
although it would be a perfect evening for going for a romantic walk aswell.......somewhere quiet with lots of trees.......
ohhhh.......i hope this weather stays till i'm off work...........the romantic walk idea has got me thinking.......... wink
Quote by twos_company
we will make sure sheddy gets back from his stag night........................................................
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
well..............maybe................... biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

u sure better had twos.........don't wanna be stood at the alter on my own...... :cry:
Quote by tina1
well posh do you want to have a practice run before the big day
just you and me thouxxxx

oh yes tina.........i think we'll need a few private practise sessions! lol lol lol
Quote by tina1
well if you need a stripper for the stag night (or hen night )count me in
:twisted: :twisted: lol

definatley for the hen night tina........ lol lol lol
so lets get this right eletoi.........u want a stalker button? that pin points exactly where the member u desire to find is?????? when u want to contact them confused confused confused
1hr 14mins................
and thats a bit of an over estimation but as its till when he nexts posts.....i'll cheat and keep him busy till its that time............he he......... lol lol lol
Quote by little gem
If you have the messages report them to a mod.
If theyve done it to you chances are theyve done it before and will do again.
kiss
Gem. x

what she said.........
and whilst there are people on here like that...........there are also a lot of lovely people on here.........just ignore the idiots rabbit......... wink
well if we're doing the scar thing......i won't bore u with most of them......(most are emotional anyway.............grrrrrr)
but.......
one on my chin (from falling off a bike)
one on my forehead (falling up some stairs........and yes i'm blonde so i fall up stairs)
one on my leg that i can't remember how i did but has been there for years.......
and another one on my wrist and index finger from another bike accident.....
ohhhhh..........and i can bend my elblow the wrong way due to the amount of times i've broken it........
pretty much just falling apart really.......
and can u tell i'm in a bad mood.......... evil
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I can see you two changing your status to a couple before long rolleyes

put the hats back in the boxes.........
no status changing planned for the near future..........
although he makes me horny too but don't tell him that lol
I personally like to get to know someone socially before we get intimate, I like to be wined and dined if you get my meaning. But as far as the general sumosise goes get yourself known at some of thesocial events to let people get to know you better wink
S wink
Quote by Pete_sw
Special thanks need to go to Mikey55, Firelizard, Sassy, PolloLady, Sheddy, PoshKate and all the others who have helped to keep us sane in their own inimitable way. XXXXXXX

well thats the first time someones described me as helping to keep someone sane...... confused
Quote by sheddy
Whilst not really an unusual place I have recently discovered urban indoor dogging confused confused
Take one flat with full length floor to ceiling windows and quite frankly more of them than you would find in the average green house, add a bottle of vino or 2 forget to close the blinds or at least turn the lights off and well er.................................. you can guess the other part's redface lol lol

strangely enough i've also recently discovered urban indoor dogging, and i reckon its pretty damn good fun......... lol
Quote by sheddy
lol lol lol lol lol no probs mate you want a packet of crisps off the bottom shelf kate will get em and shes wearing a mini skirt :shock: wink

smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Quote by sheddy
Thought we were off the booze sexy ............

well we were ment to be.......but as everyone else is out enjoying themselves i think we should crack open the champagne......... lol lol lol