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poshkate
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Lancashire

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right then.......sheddys angel is on her way with some rat poison! :twisted:
Quote by Versace Vase
Well hello Posh Kate :lickface: Just looked at your profile, hmm, fancy a quick shag with a single man, ill send loads of winks cos i know you like em, can i take photographs cos i know you want to be a model lol
AND I FOR ONE THINK 4X4 ARE GREAT VEHICLES AND EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE.. NO TWO.. no ONE FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. :thumbup:

smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Quote by Missy
Right, I think people that drive those bloody big american and japanese 4x4 vehicles, should have there nodules removed, unless they use them for work, ie a builder ect. You know the ones i mean, Always big black and shiny, never done a days work in there life. ( i dont mean the drivers either) bar from taking the kids to school in a morning and picking them up later.
Oh and those bloody England flags, well ok if you need to let them flutter, wait until the world cup, but no they just put the bloody things up a month early, and what really makes my blood boil is when you see them still on the cars 6 montrhs latter all ripped and gruby. evil

Oh don't get me started on them bluddy 4 x 4s mad
Trouble is - too many of the drivers haven't got a bluddy clue how to drive one!! Whenever (and I'm not really one for it) I have an attack of road rage, you can pretty much guarantee it will be directed at one of these cars.
It starts in the morning, school run time confused Always get stuck behind at least one - because the car is too bluddy wide, or the driver hasn't a bluddy clue as to the width of the car, to get two way traffic with the parked cars down the side..... god forbid they should actually take the vehicle 'off road' and put two wheels on the grass verge mad Nope, they'll sit there and wait until someone flashes em through!!
Then a trip into town - driving down the road, it's a fifty limit, once again pretty much guaranteed to have a queue of traffic following it, is some berk in a 4 x 4 doing 35!! Mainly cos they have little or no control over the car if they done something like the speed limit. They have no concept of the width or size of the thing, so crawling along is their only option.
Reasons people buy em "they're safe, safe for the kids etc" - not very safe for every other bugger around you tho is it!! mad
Yep, this subject does get my back up!!!! 4 x 4s are a handy vehicle, but how many of these people actually need one? How many actually take the thing off road? How many have to tow heavy loads? It's the people that don't need em that let the side down - along with their 2.4 kids, they treat it as some kind of status symbol dunno
Oh and while I'm at it - O2 customer services can fluck right off too!!!! :twisted:
There, that's me done cool And calm :smile2:
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i can see ur point and sometimes it appears that city dwellers have no need for 4 wheel drive......but many have other interests such as sailing where it is usefull it have an off road vehicle.......why should they then have to shell out on another car just for everyday use. i think the main point it not to judge people imediatley and to try to understand the reasons why they drive the car they.......ok u might see mums doing the school run in a 4 wheel drive.......but have u ever stopped to ask what they use it for at weekends? it may turn out that they have a need or it!
just relax and enjoy yourself hun.........don't worry about it........take you time.......you'll have a great time lol
Quote by Bloke2005
WELL YOU`LL NEVER EXPERIENCE THE FEELING!

dunno
i'm with you on that one bloke2005 confused
Quote by H-x
Get yourself a cat and start talking to yourself....
it's worked for me.....
I'm fine.....
all on my own.....
can I come over there?
H.x

good advice H-x.........i opted for a house rabbit and talking to myself.......lifes bliss being singe!
Quote by sheddy
alo alo Cheshire Nth...............This is Cheshire Sth calling are you still recieving me over confused

recieved Cheshire Sth, out
Quote by sheddy
Testing, testing 1 2 3, mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow confused confused
Can you hear me? lol lol

loud and clear mr sheddy lol
Quote by sheddy
Going spare for what ? The people I share with are doing my head in so can I nip round and do some paper work in your lounge in peace and quiet, the number I choose is 30 biggrin

i think i'll go for 224 wink
Quote by Undertow

dedication, dedication, dedication................... thats what u need
if u wanna get undressed
and u wanna have great sex...
dedications what u need

channel 5 are on the phone, they wish to employ you lol[/quote
are u still allowed on this site! confused
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and as for the new york idea........i don't find that ammusing at all......and not apprieciated

nor would they, but its the essence of humour, you take the tragic and make comedy from it, all humour offends someone in the world in someway shape or form be it harmless or risqué, so i may as well.
i can't get a frostier recpetion that Gilbert Godfreid and his gag about flight connections either way.
well i have a flying lesson on wednesday.........if i knew where u lived i would fly straight into ur house
and if i get banned for being abusive i dont care
again.......someone else wanting to jump out of a plane for no reason..........why oh why......... wink
and as for the new york idea........i don't find that ammusing at all......and not apprieciated
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I agree with Kate..... Dark and kitten top posts :thumbup:
I dont need to add anything as the girls have pretty much summed it all up for me :lol2:

good plan shireen......... lol
kitten and darkfire........2 bloody good posts........sorry am too tired and had too much vino to add anymore to this but will do tomorrow lol
well i pressed the button........it just told me i am now watching this topic.......but nothing else has happened :shock:
well i haven't had a problem...........apart from the fact that the hand never responded to my wink! confused
i was gutted ........(its the only one i've ever sent......honest!) lol
Quote by twos_company
would love to parachute jump......................
trouble is can bet i`d be the one who it didn`t open for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

twos.......jumping out of planes when u don't need to is a silly idea........i'll happily fly the things..........but jumping out of your own free will is just daft! confused
i nearly went hand gliding once.......that is until i realised they expected me to run off the top of a cliff! i might be blonde........but thats not a good idea in my book! lol
whos gerry?.............i've not got his number either..........whats he like? lol
Quote by sheddy
Candle wax and whips :shock: :shock: :shock:
Tell me when, where and I'm on my way :twisted: :twisted:

in the cafe now........so get back there! lol
kiss kiss kiss
to both of you!
its not an easy time for anyone but chin up and remember we're all behind you passionkiss
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he`s imune to smacky bums...........
u need the whippy one!!!!!!!!!!! whip and some candle wax !!!!!!!! biggrin

right then i'm off to get some candles! :twisted:
Quote by sheddy

looking for somewhere a bit isolated .........maybe with an old barn for parties..... biggrin
sorry for the hi jack lisa............but we`re keeping it up the top!!!!!!!! biggrin

I've got a barn door you can have for £150 :smug:
<<<<<<<<In a helpfull mood tonight biggrin but also slightly horny rolleyes :twisted:
oi mr sheddy......what did i tell u smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
get back to the cafe!
Quote by twos_company
why dont you lot just move down here???
£150000 could be stretched a bit , but we like the idea of selling our 3 bed bit of london and having no mortgage..... biggrin

i can't.....i'm scared of london!.........i can't manage more than a weekend down there!
ohhhh........and to be mortgage free........i wish!
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:giggle: twos. I'm staying in, gotta be up at in the morning for work. Just chatting with a very sexy guy on msn wink then off to bed for sweet dreams :giggle:

.......surely its not legal to get up at that time! confused