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poshkate
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Lancashire

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Quote by lovely_lisa
So kate you dont live to far, are you up for some fun

sorry hun......i'm having too much fun chatting sh*t on here! lol
Quote by twos_company
just south of kate sounds good!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin
so what will £150,000 get us???????????? biggrin biggrin biggrin

well if ur looking to buy a house i'm the person to speak to!.....i'll even get u a discount!
150k will get u a lovely 3 bed end terrace! lol
and yes i am a workaholic!
Quote by sheddy
so wheres a nice area to move to??????
our kids `ve found no trouble in
don`t want them to find a manchester gun gang to join!!!!!!!! biggrin

oooh no you want to be just south of kate (well I do redface ) it's much nicer :smug:
smackbottom smackbottom
get back to the cafe mr sheddy.......ur not allowed in here!
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
ohh i feel like i'm at the dentists........actually lets not start the me and the dentist thing again! confused
Quote by twos_company
would volenteer if we were nearer biggrin

looks like its time u moved........ lol
Quote by twos_company
shame u r so far away kate.........
got a nice bottle of wine here tooo........just need someone to share it with.... biggrin

cheers from a distance it is then! lol
well i did........untill last night when he cancelled! evil evil
looks like its just me and a bottle of wine for the evening! lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
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I'm fooking peeing my pants laughing here, my sides hurt so much !!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

You're just trying to get a meet with the hand smackbottom
I'll fight you for him lol
not if i get here first.......i think i might send him a wink! lol
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Feckled Bird is from Yorkshire.........I think

Freckledbird is from Yorkshire, but I have no idea which pictures you are referring to - I have no ad and there are none on my profile.
This is getting confusing confused
soho247 could you elaborate a little please?
Shaz x
well i'm totally baffled.....this is too much for my little brain to cope with....... rolleyes
Quote by sexkittenhfx
application form please mr sheddy........... lol

make that a joint application....
:twisted:

right then kitten........
me and u dominating him............ lol
i agree with the above......take them to court.....go to your local paper.....show them that darkfire is not to be messed with..... :twisted:
go get them sister! :twisted:
i'm still here......but i don't know where that bar mans got to....... confused
bottle of champagne over hear please barman.........looks like everyone celebrating tonight!
lol lol lol
Quote by H-x
He sounds like the word muppet was invented for him! Kind of guy you send down to stores for a long weight and sky hooks.
Not a sick note but equally stupid, a freind of a friend's once said ' I want to build my own house so I can knock two rooms into one' .
H.x

ohhhh.........i need a new bubble for my spirit level........can anyone help! lol
Quote by sheddy
Flirting has never really been my strong point, so I've invented the "Sheddy technic" © Sheddy 2006 confused confused confused
Find and corner suitable target and engage them in conversation untill you/I bore them in to submission smile smile smile

so thats what u've been trying to do to me mr sheddy!
well the games up now! wink
well happy belated birthday to u! lol
your children at the moment don't understand how important the little things in life are (ie cards, especially handmade ones) and unfortunately it seems no one has reminded them too make u one.
just remember how lucky you are to have children......and even more lucky to have them there to give you presents on your birthday morning.
happy birthday again! lol
no no no......i've already been mis matched once......u can't do it again!
Quote by dambuster
But i can imagine her in a pair of green wellies (just green wellies) sillyhwoar: :rascal:

well i don't have any green wellies.......but i do have a rather fetching pair of rigger boots (and hard hat to match) confused
But do you have the red checked shirt and jogging pants to complete the butch tipper driver's outfit ?
nope.........but i do have a rather sexy hi vis coat.......
actually its quite handy when i'm driving home as everyone thinks its the busys and gets out of my way! biggrin
Quote by meat2pleaseu
But i can imagine her in a pair of green wellies (just green wellies) sillyhwoar: :rascal:

well i don't have any green wellies.......but i do have a rather fetching pair of rigger boots (and hard hat to match) confused
Quote by sheddy
It's actually a new game for the play room, just like the fridge magnet thingy-me-jig smile
You have to draw and colour the pictures in yourself, I'm currently doing a cracking job of sassy sereens naughty bit's, however I don't have enough black felt tip to do all her beard so she's having a goatee :giggle:

are u going to do a pic of me too mr sheddy? lol