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6 Nov 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Do moths work for night flights? :twisted:
:

They do, and even better, if you tie a tiny strip of white cloth around their heads, and set them off, they'll recreate the battle of Midway by making Kamikaze attacks on any vehicles passing your house
( if you listen really carefully you can actually hear them shouting - "Banzaiiiiiiii " as they fly in...)

6 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Zed
Do aliens actually exist?

Yes, they live with Elvis at the bottom of my garden in a little pixie house built by fairies.
Do Blondes really have more fun?

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
I'd never mention what I do for a living... :lol2:
Though if it became common knowledge at work, I could possibly be sacked (disrepute) but more likely just have to put up with years worth of piss taking. I've often thought about changing my name to something less conspicious, but I think I am stuck with it now. And i can't think of anything that would suit me either.

Have you thought about Pat??

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
mad

mad

No! I can't stand Postman Pat . When we were on strike that scab was delivering mail in Greendale every day... grrrrrr lol

lol

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
If you use wasps. they add a bit of colour to your model. Of course you have to be a little more careful when handling the little buggars.

The wasps make great single engined fighters, and if you put a blob of jam on the tail plane of thr bombers, the dogfights are epic biggrin

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:thumbup:
I pulled the legs off my fly before i stuck the little blighter to the match-stick plane, in homage to Douglas Bader :D
Brilliant idea Dino...

6 Nov 2005

I'd never mention what I do for a living... :lol2:
Though if it became common knowledge at work, I could possibly be sacked (disrepute) but more likely just have to put up with years worth of piss taking. I've often thought about changing my name to something less conspicious, but I think I am stuck with it now. And i can't think of anything that would suit me either.

6 Nov 2005

Euros to a stone.
Why do I have to go to work tomorrow?

6 Nov 2005

So they can use them as fans on very hot days.
Where do flies go in winter?

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Vix

No Postie, I don't have a pic of you and I yet.
Why don't I
Jas
XXX

Will have to hassle Reese for that, is my guess.
Or I could send it on if Jas sends me her email???
wave

wave

hiya Vix

5 Nov 2005

horses?

lol

5 Nov 2005

Quote by davej
Only date ugly people.
Failing that there's a small metal band thats available from most good jewellery stores thats worn on the left hand, this in conjunction with a few ancient words spoken by a robed person stood under a stained glass window tends to stop it from happening.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
classic davej. biggrin

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5 Nov 2005

Quote by Osmosis
i will always remember that nadger you had ..for a very short time as your avatar

:scared: That was 'orrible..... wouldn't even want that in the Home for Elderly Avatars...
:welcome: Osmosis... glad it was just a name change, thought you were bailing out of SH when I saw the title. Phew!
Aww, I didn't know you cared biggrin

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Glad you didn't change your avatar either, as it is inspired :D
Send that to the Home for Elderly Avatars when you are done with it, it'll be warmly welcomed...

5 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird

Look at the wording :shock:

See... you do have pop-tarts. lol

lol

I knew it..
and don't go saying you nicked the pic off the t'internet, you haven't, you got that out of your kitchen cupboard. biggrin

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bolt

5 Nov 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Bump....... :bounce:

You confused a bump with a jump there chimpolata mate...
this is a bump !!! See....

5 Nov 2005

Bloody hell.... a blow up munch!
Could be interesting though, give Dambuster a little shove just as he wobbles and you could send him bouncing off the walls :lol2:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Well Harry went to Rio's last weekend, and he's still mad (sorry mate - couldn't resist).

But did he wear his socks, or his "homing flip-flops"? rotflmao

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bump

5 Nov 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Sunny manc

Glad to hear it HR rolleyes

rolleyes

... makes a change from it pissing down I guess, which is normal for Manc.
Will have to bail out of any offers now... as I am going to have to have a quiet week. A bank balance in minus numbers and a whole load of munches/ socials to go to in November.. just have to get pissed at home now!
And thanks to FB for the offer of the pop-tart kiss

kiss

Next time eh? redface

redface

5 Nov 2005

Quote by SXBOY
i will always remember that nadger you had ..for a very short time as your avatar

:scared: That was 'orrible..... wouldn't even want that in the Home for Elderly Avatars...
:welcome: Osmosis... glad it was just a name change, thought you were bailing out of SH when I saw the title. Phew!

5 Nov 2005

Have seriously considered it... and it's just way too far south...
Have fun...

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I'll probably be in Scotland that week, but thats not what you want to hear, is it?

Nope, you caber tosser.... though I hear it is a big place and i reckon I could avoid you easy enough... biggrin

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5 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
I texted politely a few times a simple text with we have bottled it or decided not to go ahead would have been fine
manners cost nothing

Now you have it out of your system... why don't you go and edit the names out of your post... and chalk it up to experience biggrin

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Too late I did it for him! rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Darn you work fast ! Only just got out of a thread you've locked and then find you deleting posts... lol

lol

Fast Draw McJags!!

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HATE the new generation of TTTTs who seem to be invading this site in increasing numbers recently - like the tide has brought in a new batch of jetsam and flotsam!
Anyway, where's the drunken PM which you neglected to send me last night???
:roll: :roll:
Ah now, well, I seem to have got a bit pissed and in my inebriated state overlooked sending you the promised pm. I am very remiss.
Can I make it up to you tonight? ( you'll get a pm now even if you say no :D )
As for the TTTT's , you love it really.... go on, admit it, without them you'd have unjangled keys and a padlock that was all stiff and rusty. :rotflmao:
bolt

bolt

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
I texted politely a few times a simple text with we have bottled it or decided not to go ahead would have been fine
manners cost nothing

Now you have it out of your system... why don't you go and edit the names out of your post... and chalk it up to experience biggrin

biggrin

Too late I did it for him! rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Darn you work fast ! Only just got out of a thread you've locked and then find you deleting posts... lol

lol

5 Nov 2005

Quote by towntart69
hiya having been on swinging scene nearly 5 years and now able to accomodate more easily were finding it more dificult to let guys know where we live due to the increasing single guy mentallity nowadays towards swingers.

Either you've had a run of bad luck or you are picking the wrong type of fellas.... we aren't all pushy nimwits you know...
and did you used to have a slightly different username towntart???

5 Nov 2005

Quote by jjkay3
I texted politely a few times a simple text with we have bottled it or decided not to go ahead would have been fine
manners cost nothing

Now you have it out of your system... why don't you go and edit the names out of your post... and chalk it up to experience biggrin

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5 Nov 2005

Understandable though.... I'd be a bit miffed too.

5 Nov 2005

I've got a stinking hangover... sad

sad

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Sarah
Does this mean you have got nothing better to do?

Hmmm, I think we all have something better to do... except we end up sitting here, putting off the things we really should be doing... biggrin

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4 Nov 2005

Looks like i am staying home for the fecking weekend then....
feck
feck
feck
feckity feck....
( oh come on! )

4 Nov 2005

Totally lovely lady... have a wonderful day ..... you're a star!!!!!
:beer: :happy:
See you next week.... no doubt to get my head straightened out.... rolleyes

rolleyes

mwahhh @ ya

4 Nov 2005

And here is another bump.....
seems like a good place to go HJ..... Somerst seems full of very lovely lasses...
have fun matey... :thumbup:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by sorts
Have you been licking said toad by any chance?
:lol2:

Are you trying to say i am caustic of tone or inference?????????? lol
equi-princess xxx
think postie is talking about the south american toad wich has very interesting results when licked :shock: biggrin

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:shock:
when ya had a lick pass it round :shock:
spot on! :thumbup: