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quimninja2003

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18 Feb 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

i have to disagree, my problem is that the condom wont roll down....like they show you t school, it just gets trapped behind the bell end, we end up, having mrs ninja holding the end to try and eliminate the air while i stretch it down....problem is there is always air getting caught, in it so either the condom ends up inflating when were hammering away, or the tipof my cock gets sucked (i wish) into the teat, it does ruin it for us both sad

sad

, i dont think the guy wo satrted the thread is being big headed, he probably has similar problems to me

17 Feb 2006

ohand the bravest thing i ever did was challenge a cpl of youths who were being vile to a cpl of girls on a night out (they didnt even know em) thourght id be able to handle em,cause i used to be big intokick boxing, but that dont prepare you for their mate stood behind you with a bottle...ouch, knocked me clean out....and i awoke to find my head had been used as a football.......had a mint footprint right across my forehead for weeks tho lol....just wish they hadnt smashed my wisdom teeth.....i nominate these two chavs for the most cowardly award lol

17 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
this one is a tribute to my little sister 13, she`s been diagnosed with hodgekins.....which you`d think for such a young girl would, upset her....but no......she`s always smiling, and i mean always, she`s lost her hair cause of the chemo ....but she keeps on smiling....the whole family kept her illness a secret, until me and mrs ninja came back of honeymoon, she was a bridesmaid at the wedding, but she smiled just for us...she is the bravest person i know...and my hero...
sorry if i bought anyone down with this...it shouldnt do...cause it hasnt bought my little sis down ...bless her

this is the best post on this thread by far im glad shes still smiling, all the best
ty......you look at all the chavs and wastes of space her age and think y her.....but she is truly a golden girl, she deserves the world....mrs ninja is an only child, but she see`s her as a sister brings a tear to my eye every time i see em together...she is the best, thanks again...i wont pass the message on tho...she might ask where it`s come from lol

17 Feb 2006

this one is a tribute to my little sister 13, she`s been diagnosed with hodgekins.....which you`d think for such a young girl would, upset her....but no......she`s always smiling, and i mean always, she`s lost her hair cause of the chemo ....but she keeps on smiling....the whole family kept her illness a secret, until me and mrs ninja came back of honeymoon, she was a bridesmaid at the wedding, but she smiled just for us...she is the bravest person i know...and my hero...
sorry if i bought anyone down with this...it shouldnt do...cause it hasnt bought my little sis down ...bless her

16 Feb 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
We have done this too for several nights, and find that you can easily get 70 couples and ladies in a room if it is not passworded... if it is you struggle to get more than about 25. And from our own experiances when we created an open "Couples n Females ONLY" room, you can get 100 single males trying to get in in as little as ten minutes... could we please have an option on the next update to set filters for entry?
And it seems that a very small number ( say a score or so ) of the single guys just wont take no for an answer. We saw it last night on QN's room and have seen it when we did the same, some guys you can kick out 20 or 30 times in an hour!
Even the passworded rooms aint proof... we set one up a couple of nights ago, and before we had told anyone the password ( which was a new one that night ) a single guy came in the room!! Now if he was not using a cracker program, then he was damn lucky guessing the password
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Many thanks for last night quimninja, was a great room! Always seems popular, will be there again next time
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Mark n Jo

it was our pleasure...we really enjoyed ourselves, i was on form kickin em out tho :taz:

16 Feb 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
We have done this too for several nights, and find that you can easily get 70 couples and ladies in a room if it is not passworded... if it is you struggle to get more than about 25. And from our own experiances when we created an open "Couples n Females ONLY" room, you can get 100 single males trying to get in in as little as ten minutes... could we please have an option on the next update to set filters for entry?
And it seems that a very small number ( say a score or so ) of the single guys just wont take no for an answer. We saw it last night on QN's room and have seen it when we did the same, some guys you can kick out 20 or 30 times in an hour!
Even the passworded rooms aint proof... we set one up a couple of nights ago, and before we had told anyone the password ( which was a new one that night ) a single guy came in the room!! Now if he was not using a cracker program, then he was damn lucky guessing the password
xxxxxxxxxxx
Many thanks for last night quimninja, was a great room! Always seems popular, will be there again next time
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Mark n Jo

it was our pleasure...we really enjoyed ourselves, i was on form kickin em out tho :taz:

16 Feb 2006

i think, just try to be yourself ...i think it shine through, weve met 1 cpl of here, we didnt click...but we still enjoyed ourselves, it was like a very nerve racking adventure lol,
weve chatted to a cpl of really nice cpls and hope to meet them to see if we allclick.....
at the end of the day theres nothing to rush about, it`l happen when it happens wave

wave

16 Feb 2006

i think, just try to be yourself ...i think it shine through, weve met 1 cpl of here, we didnt click...but we still enjoyed ourselves, it was like a very nerve racking adventure lol,
weve chatted to a cpl of really nice cpls and hope to meet them to see if we allclick.....
at the end of the day theres nothing to rush about, it`l happen when it happens wave

wave

16 Feb 2006

Quote by easyease
yeah i wish i had this kind of technology when i was a kid to, i bet the poor kid has really had the fun taken out of it now. damn shame.

you`ve put some ace comments on there, even the nice american is a funny twat lol

16 Feb 2006

this is fun... biggrin

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16 Feb 2006

it`s just enraging innit, bloody knobs ....i actually thourght te vid was good, a nice little idea,
i love makin vids an stuff...it`s a log of the more mundane thing you ever did, wish i had this type of footage of me when i was his age, but i got nuthin sad

sad

16 Feb 2006

had to join you easy easy, load of wankers

16 Feb 2006

i thourght the vid was ok....what a bunch of cun*s, esp liked the comment,
dude your gay.........
and another...... " i heard british humor was lame".? this from a country that on the whole dont know what sarcasim is.

16 Feb 2006

id say it was a compliment, goodlookin in a strange kinda way....
you thiunk youve got trouble, someone aid i look lie either dane bowers or tyrone from corrie....now tats a double insult lol

16 Feb 2006

oh an if you were in the room and enjoyed it, give us a shout :thumbup:

16 Feb 2006

just make her the offer of....i`l do it if you do lol

lol

lucky for my ass tho she never took me up on my counter offer wink

wink

16 Feb 2006

hi ya peeps, last night me and mrs ninja hosted a couples or single fem only room on chat (because no one had started one up last night), and we went on cam for the first time............ we had the best time ever!!!!! it was brill, but did take all of my time to boot out the single males, although... i did find something helpfull however...that for the persistant offenders , you write theyre name down and show it to the cam and do a booting motion they tended to get the idea and leave and for those that dont look at your cam, just say to em....ooooooo *username* plz look at our cam , then do it, got a lot of laughs and had the best time with some great cpls, lol

lol

even the directors were on there best behaviour.....so as a result we will be doin it again and again :twisted:
but i was wondering is it possible to host a room between a couple of users so they can share the booting, or would we have to set up some sort of password room then another cpl go scouting for cpls with the password,....thanks to everyone who made our night and were dead nice, esp: CHESTY biggrin

biggrin

who took the load of me for a while, thank you all :cheers: .
*note* to the peeps who said i look like tyrone of corrie mad

mad

:lol:
*note* to the peeps who said i look like dane bowers dunno

dunno

:giggle:

kiss

*note* we dont dislike single males, but the room was obviously just for cpls and single fems....i felt i had a duty to keep the room clean, and i hope it bought more people onto cam.
love yas all :inlove:

5 Feb 2006

Quote by delsutton
Sent to me by a friend. I'm not sure of the authenticity but certainly some seem a bit dubious.
* The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference.( does that mean anything above i classed as large) :P
* In ancient Greece, young aristocratic women were deflowered by having her hymen pierced by a stone penis before marrying.
ive read that before, they lose it on the statues of theyre gods i believe

29 Jan 2006

we bought one of ebay....brand new with built inmic for and it`s mint, better than most of the expensive ones, i think the one we got was from someone starting up there own business, but all the same the cam we got even has a light sensor and aload of leds to light ya up wayhay

28 Jan 2006

very difficult to get connected to a single fem.....or should i say a single fem who is genuine or not a guy or not a piccy collector....we still arnt able to tell the difference.....
pics on your profile do help...even if you cut the heads off and just give people an idea of your body size/type etc....this is an ace site though ,.......and we know it works (weve had a meet wooooohoooo) and the forum is the best, laterz guys and welcome

14 Jan 2006

y oh y do you live all the way in london, a good post chick....shame there arnt more couples with your attitude around here, if that were the case mrs ninja would be very happy biggrin

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welcome to the forum and like you`ve said......the forum is the best bit of the site, even the slagging matches are funny,
laterz peeps :mrgreen:

12 Jan 2006

i think it`s a good advert......you do have a bit of a kink about ya, but sounds all good to me smackbottom

smackbottom

Quote by AdamBecky
No matter how clear we try to make our ads we seem to get mainly cut and paste replies that have obviously not even read our ad, and are not into what we are asking for.
Or replies with no picture, or 1 liners without even a "Hi" or a name given!
Is it just us and our (Slightly kinky) likes, or does everyone have this problem?
Any advice please?
(We are a M/F couple with photos on our profile and ads)
Becky and Adam
xxxx

12 Jan 2006

whats the secret chick to squirting chick, mrs ninja is always on about it wink

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Quote by little gem
My swinging partner got huffy when I used to tell him that another man I'd played with could make me squirt cos he couldn't get me to do it no matter how hard he tried.
Then it happened with him and he walked around like the top dog for about a month. talk about swagger in his step. <shakes head> I've never seen him so proud of his little self!

Gem. x

12 Jan 2006

hey

mad

i`m the young, fit and errrrrrrrm does loads of tools count as well equipt innocent

innocent

11 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
ok you are on the reseve list, but there will have to be a lot of people drop out , but I will let you know nearer the time

at least were in the chain, we`l be quicker next time, thanks chick

11 Jan 2006

can you put me and mrs ninja on the reserve list ....pretty plz

11 Jan 2006

Quote by Rainbows
I, personaly, am one of those that wants a fem/fem phone call first - and I would never agree to cam first. For a start I don't feel you can have a "real" conversatin on cam - but chatting on the phone can tell you a lot wihtout it ever being said. I can work out in a phone call if I am likely to click with someone much more than I would on cam. And as for being attractive - well no matter how hard I try I NEVER look attractive on cam!!I agree with what the others say. You have your "rules" and others have theirs. Maybe a bit of compromise coud go a long way. For example - if I was having a phone chat that I felt was going well, then at the same time as having that chat I may agree to start chatting via cam. But if you really won't go with the phone call frist, well then, you'd probably be sent a "thanks a tonne, but no thanks" email. And vice versa would obviously be just as acceptable.
aRSexx :color:

i`m sure you dont look too bad chick :P

11 Jan 2006

besides , not every one is photogenic, it took me (mr ninja) , ages to get some decent pics of me, but in person i look loads better, mrs ninja on the other hand is quite photogenic and in person shes one of those peeps who always bring a smile to your face

10 Jan 2006

Quote by LilMissGullable
we woud but, dont think we`d get many to go as some other members pointed out yesterday, that were newbies, weve been on hre for a while (aug2005) i think, but dont think weve earnd enough trust yet (never even been to a munch!quote]
Oh dear.....
Looks like some1 can't take a bit of critisim

dunno

10 Jan 2006

yeah not a very good film, but the party sex scene was ace :twisted:

Quote by da69ve
I thought Eyes Wide Shut.....was a pile of shit.....