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quimninja2003
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
Bi-curious Female, 44
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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Master of Sex
have to compleatly agree we joined the site for the bi experiance for mrs ninja and she /we have changed our rules accordingly.......our rules and chats evolve and happen constantly as a result,
and to youngangel77.....welcome and chill, you dont have to be nervouse these lot wont bite........much he he :twisted:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Thanks shaz,you have put my mind at rest abit....im really excited aswell, can't wait to meet a few people,and have a fantastic time!!
I think we will always stick to the rules we have made,i feel happy with them,he does,but know he would like to have full sex with people we meet,but he is respecting my wishes....so thanks guys xx

Well to start with, we was very nervous and when we first joined the site was only after a female for me to play with but now we have progressed to quite a bit more :twisted:
You start what you both are comfortable with, you can always try other things at a later date if you wished to, there is no rush at all biggrin
Shaz x
Master of Sex
rotflmao
Quote by winchwench
I'd scratch my arse, leave the loo seat up and ....er.....
wank. Always wanted to know if thats any different for a bloke! :confused:
Master of Sex
dont rush it matey....i was 21 when i lost the big v......with someone i felt...was worth it..unfortunatly turned out she wasnt...but was still glad i waited.....now im/were swinging with the best of em :-D
Master of Sex
ooooooo...all the freddies......until they got daft and one went 3d pmsl ......used to scare me something rotton....think it was the use of lullabies :eeek: ........also another i was really scared by when i was younger.........the fly .......
redface
Quote by lulu
i know the feeling wink
my kids are at the horror movie stage and its driving me nuts
school holidays only started for me on thurs and already weve had all 4 (or was it 5) freddy movies and they have to be the worst sad
Master of Sex
not sure if you`d class these as horrors or thrillers.....but....hostel....the hills have eyes..and reeker........i love the B-movie kind of look to them............the daft amount of gore and was surprised...and i mean really surprised....that all three are really good stories with decent twists...which you only realise at the end!!..........by all means watch these three but plz have a sick bucket and a pillow next to ya to hide your eyes redface
:twisted:
Master of Sex
let us be the first to welcome you to the forums then........have a good one.....i know we certainly have been :twisted:
Quote by igrin_girl
Hiya all ... i just wanted to say .. although i joined this lovely site last month ... i have now only upgraded so can now add my wee opinions and nonsensical subjects to your already excellent chat room .... i have to say a great big thak you to the lovely peeps here who welcomed me so well back at the beginning of June... and i hope i get to know u all pretty well .... no picture yet coz i cant get them loaded ..grrr. ..but will solve that soon ... fingers crossed ... anyway .. i am a gabb.. can go on forever .. but better not ... lol.... take care all and oooooooh i am soooo excited .... ....och ok ok ... happy pills are great too .... lol xxxx
Master of Sex
hiya :P ....good post matey.....nice to see someone being nice and polite....and not expecting a shag ..........well....straight away pmsl lol biggrin ...enjoy :twisted:
Master of Sex
and not a burnt out car in sight
:giggle:
Quote by bigboyandlittlegirl
Hi all
Well both littlegirl and i have just returned from a weeks holiday up in the highlands of Scotland, with some of the best views we have ever seen even the weather was kind to us with only one day of rain.
We would just like to say a very big THANKYOU to the three couples that we met one night whilest we was out taking some piccies, theyll no who they are , we didnt think wed find a scene so far out of the towns, how wrong was we lol.
Again thankyou.
BB and LG xx
Master of Sex
was extreamly funny when i drove sonia into mansfield for a night out ....to see all of the mature males of this part of the country decked out in red and white ..arguing like adolecents.....................it`s only a game!!!...just thourght id echo that biggrin
Master of Sex
we now know what not to put on..........no beyonce..crazy in love etc.............although was really funny to watch mrs ninja....blindfolded ...ouuuuuuing and arrrring...then all of a sudden apologising and belting out crazy in love when it came on the music channel :giggle:
and let me clarify...we wernt alone :twisted:
Master of Sex
hiya........is there still room left......ive got to ask mrs ninja first..(she has control of the diary ).but theres no harm in getting a heads up....theres a few peeps we`d like to meet (alan rachel) :twisted: and of course...would be ace to see leoni and adam again biggrin :P .............are you into the reserve list yet?
Master of Sex
hummmmm......would haveto be the power of hypnotism.....and i dont mean the normal stage type....i mean click your fingers and plant the thourght.....would come in soooooo usefull........and not in a rude way redface ...he he
Master of Sex
i agree.....because i use similar usernames to this one in other accounts..(stupid i know!!)...my supervisor managed to google my username thinking he was looking for my webpage on piczo........it came up with a few of my forum posts.......luckly he didnt notice the list of quims in the google search before i explained that my page wouldnt be listed and closed the window down.......but how close was that redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by HornyBunny
Can i just say well done for stopping photo ads from being trawled by the search engines.
However could you add the line into the file
Disallow: /swingers-forum/
For those that dont know what this means, it means that every Dick and Harry cant search on the internet for your username etc etc and get access to everything that you've typed on the forums ....... i typed in my username and google pulled up messages that I typed back in 2005..
I know that having a forum that is trawlable will generate a lot more traffic to the site... but think about the privacy of the people on here!
Master of Sex
hola and welcome from me and mrs ninja biggrin :D :D
Quote by Kittenbear
Hi all. Just a quick introduction...
We're a thirtysomething, London-based couple into the idea of swinging - and with plenty of fantasies around it.
Profile at the moment is fairly limited, but we'll sort out some pics in the next week or so.
Our expectations/hopes are... to hook up with a similarly minded couple, maybe talk on the phone, meet for drinks and see what the chemistry is like, and then decide where to take it from there.
Is that realistic?
Anyway - hi again. :D
Master of Sex
hiya giggly.........do we need to confirm......if we do here it is...........cant remeber that snog too well..(drunk)................ :twisted: does that mean u owe me another biggrin
Master of Sex
right a bit of a story lol.........b4 i met up with sonia......i had no confidence what so ever......and was incredibly sad....and my health suffered........when i pulled sorry i mean met sonia....she gave me so much love trhat my confidence boosted......no end......every day with her is a confidence boost...(if she wants to be with me, i must be good)......she has given me a life..basicly.............and i am forever her servant for it.....id walk 20`000 miles for her in fact if she asked id actually do anything.....and i do mean anything...she is my life redface
Master of Sex
weve met a couple who are out of our age bracket..(as in weve made a certain age the limit)..............but they are so attractive and have such a nice personallity that we will play with them...........they ring our bells....and hopefully they`l let us ring the`yers... :twisted: ...........you know who u are lol...............but as fare as personality and looks goes.........we used to look for looks alone....but quickly found that, they may be the most attractive cpl in the world.....but the attitude freaked us out.........so a mix of both is good :twisted:
Master of Sex
that is the best advice weve seen in a long while......quick and to the point.......also add
6:....dont be a letch ....puts most people off!
Quote by Reikiradical
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Well, I am now part of a couple, but not so long ago I was a single guy using this site. I have had my share of success, and my share of failure, but havent we all?
I am far from being a male model, over 50, a tad overweight, hardly a moviestar, but hey its mostly what happens between your ears that governs success or failure.
If I may suggest a few hints?
1. Lose the quick shag mentality
2. Pay a bit of attention to your profile
3. Ditto your ads
4. Give it time, the paint isnt dry on your membership yet
Master of Sex
oh and thanks mdr2000....igboy and little girl....for an ace private after party :twisted: even tho i was sooooooo pissed lol..............still cant believe how good the night was.......and yeah it was hot but once we`d had a drink it was fine..........sorry for being a tart as well pmsl lol
Master of Sex
ha ha........sonia said we`d only oganise one if the hunky bar guy was serving again lol...cant believe how good the night was ..........really really good........made our year.....if we organised one would we have as many takers...???....hope so .......have to think of something....leave it with us :-D..........love u lot...loads........oh and a big shout out to FABIO....from sonia...taks for the billie comment........great guy :thumbup:
Master of Sex
...what a feckin ace night...best weve had ....ever!!!!..........great meeting all those we chatted to .......i did a bit better with the drink this time pmsl lol....didnt fall asleep .....lol....a huge , huge huge huge...thanks for a wicked night....................sorry to all those i snogged pmsl lol.........hope i havent put ya off he he.............
cant believe sonia and mrsmdr2000......were first on the pole...omg :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: biggrin ..........like i say what an ace night....was sooooooo much fun.......
and DARKFIRE.........finallly he he :twisted:
Master of Sex
sonia sez you dont need to wear your pvc dress....she thourght you looked really sexy once you`d changed.......oh and from the offical spokesperson of the back door gang..............sorry to pouce on ya chick (snog pmsl llol) hope ya enjoyed.....and hope 2 see yas both soon...xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by leonie&adam
Hi red PVC naughty but nice nurse here: just want to say thanks for such a great eve was great to meet so many of u, also if we met u please give us a pm or something just so we can add u to r friends list as things got a bit crazy (especially the group by the back door as we left) just not sure what everybodys usernames r lol
thanks again
xxx
Master of Sex
youve seen my cam...........only cost us a tenner brand new... biggrin
Quote by Alexandra
Logitech Sphere which has all of the bells and whistles you'd ever need, but at a cost of about 75 quid.

There great cams :D
Something we want so we can sit in the chatroom with one of them hats or something on lol
Heard the face tracking can go a little wrong though if its to dark and they can end up pointing at anything other than the face :lol:
Shaz x
I have a logitech pro 4000 which is about £80.
It is excellent.
As with most things it's a matter of you get what you pay for.
Master of Sex
sounds alright to me.............we have put in our advert that we want friends first and foremost.....so these peeps...who ask for msn....that we`l freely give....then sit there saying cam? or pic? all the time.......to which we reply ..."we dont send pics anymore...if you want to see us we`l happily invite u to our private gallery for the face pics"....but only when weve gotten to know them first.........if they stick around to chat then thats fine.....but ussually it`s straight offline..........can be really frustrating sometimes , but if they dont want to stick around then they arnt worth the efoort anyway........like ive said before...we prefer the chat rooms for arranging meets...........esp: if they are on cam......as we always cam in any case..... wink
Quote by fluffer
well im still kind of a novice at this so im reluctant to part with a face pic until ive chatted a bit .. as i really need to try and deduce that im not talking to someone at work or a friend of a friend.. because of that ive been called fake a few times - but really only by people who arent interested in getting to know someone a bit first anyway - anyone who just wants face and naked shots asap, without putting in any effort to chat.. well im not really interested in playing with them.
as i said - im still kind of a novice at this - so maybe im going about this the wrong way
Master of Sex
actully just one........a single fem of all people lol.........went mad because we would do a cam show for her..................basically...single bloke wantin a wank lol
quote="mazandden"]and has anyone ever been wary about you though??lol
Master of Sex
know exactly what u mean...........our rule of thumb is.....if the cpl /male/fem asks for pics (msn).........and stops talking to u when they either dont want to show u theirs or stops talking when you say ....i`l display one but wont send you one.....then we just let em get on with it........................a few occasions weve beenchatting to single fems (supposedly)...on msn ...when....they ask us to cam or to send pics.....but wont reciptrocate........i`l say to mrs ninja........now i`l bet thy`l go staight offline when i ask what im going to ask.......now bear in mind the supposed fems...have expressed an interest in meeting up !!!.......ok.............so i say (after weve displayed who we are), have you got any pics you could display...........and a rude one comes up ....so i say.......have you got a face pic?.......bang....straight offline..............now i know some people may not want everyone seeing they`re face ....but on msn..when they want to meet up?!!!....what are they gonna do if they do meet.....wear a bag ovr they`re heads lol.................
simply put ...make your own rules....stick to em, and dont try and please anyone else , your in it for yourselves ...no one else.........
at least thats what i /we think .... rolleyes redface biggrin
Master of Sex
hear what your saying.........we are deffo not a relationship of convienence.......our outlook is that life is short enough as it is.....we want to experience as much as we can together......i think......and please you lot correct me if im wrong.!.............if a couple swings then it either makes them stronger.....or destroys the relationship.....if thetrust isnt there then swinging will deffo highlight it lol biggrin
Quote by Scott_bolton
How do couples arrive at the swinging scene? I'm sure there are various situations that occur but when do these develop? I've met a few couples and always wondered how their interests combine to having sex with others, who brought up the subject first, how was it suggested??
I'm also interested as to how couples are able to watch their partner having sex with another person without any jealousy. This would suggest that the relationship is rather one of convenience, but most if not all of the couples I've met seem to have the most loving and trusting relationships of all. It would be intriguing to hear your experiences.
Master of Sex
one of the main reasons i like shaved or clippered pussy is......the hygene aspect....
both shaved and unshaved turn me on but like i say ......prefer the more hygenic......ie no pubes in teeth......altough the extra hair does hold more scent mmmmm ha ha......
Quote by Scott_bolton
Hi everyone,
Am I the only person who prefers a pussy as nature intended?
I must admit that a few years ago, the thought of a shaved pussy was very erotic. But it seems so commonplace now that my preferences have changed and I find the sight of that black triangle all the more alluring.
In the grand scheme of things this isn't a major issue as there are obviously other qualities that matter, and a lady with a shaved pussy would not turn me off, but it would be interesting to hear your views both ladies and men!